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Hello this is SR News, we have recently discovered one of the stars from the hit game Super Mario Brothers, has escaped form his cell in Mushroom Kingdom Nut House, he has been seen with a small toad leaving into the city, where the F.B.I are going to find him.
Mario was put in the "special" house a few days ago for going on a rampage after losing to his younger Brother, Luigi, let's take a look at his cell
*Camer focuses on the bitten padding from the walls and the knawed at bars for his cell!*
It is believed that Mario is very dangerous, once a super Hero who stopped the evil Bowser from taking over our beloved Jelly Bean Factory has now been seen harasing young boys in the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom. The Toad who was seen accompanying him was seen in a ditch, dead, his head and been bitten, the teeth marks are the same as the ones on the bars of Mario's prison!
We are now going to the scene of where Mario has been sited! We will be bakc with live coverage in about 5 minutes!
*The van speeds off*
*5 minuted later*
We are live with Luigi, the brother of the rampaging nut!
Luigi, how are you feeling?
Luigi- I was at work when i got a call and i had to leave the set and come here, i am ashamed to have him as a brother!
*In the background is a sign saying, I Love Luigi!, held up by RM18*
"Joke RM"
So Luigi what is going to be done in order to catch Mario?
Luigi- We are getting his boyfriend, GonGon in to try and calm him down!
Oh we see GonGon now, he is trying to comfort Mario, he is rubbing his leg! That is disgusting, that sort of thing should not be allowed!
Oh! What is this, Mario just fireballed GonGon, who is now rolling around screaming like a wild monkey! Someone take that man out!
*The F.B.I. get out the stun guns and approach mario*
One brave man is moving in closer, for the stun! Oh no, Mario has taken him with a punch, he is now being held in a sleeper hold! Wait, what is this? Mario is holding him hostage, demanding a helicopter and some pasta!
Luigi, do something!
*Luigi races over to mario*
What is this, a SSBM fight is about to start! they start off with fireballs form each other then Mario goes for the uppercut, but Luigi trolls, runs with his hands punching, no good he gets hit with a fireball then caught with a smash punch well! A Poke- ball appears and Luigi takes it, he throws it and out comes Venasaur, he attacks and knocks Mario down to the floor, but he gets back quick, use the cape move to spin him around, goes for a A+-> charge up, he connects, and Luigi flies off into the sky!
Mario is stronger than ever, what is he on? The helicopter is now landing, Mario is getting in and as it assends, he throws the agent out and laughs, then calls out
" It's a me, mario!"
The agent falls on the car and is seen to right away!
Well Mario has escaoed and his where abouts is unknown, but there is a tracking device on the helicoter and we shall follow him. When we catch up with him we will infrom everybody and if you see im dial, 999-nut house!
PLease be careful if you spot him and do not anger him, call staright away!
but now we must return you to your normal viewing, the Tweenies!
Mario was put in the "special" house a few days ago for going on a rampage after losing to his younger Brother, Luigi, let's take a look at his cell
*Camer focuses on the bitten padding from the walls and the knawed at bars for his cell!*
It is believed that Mario is very dangerous, once a super Hero who stopped the evil Bowser from taking over our beloved Jelly Bean Factory has now been seen harasing young boys in the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom. The Toad who was seen accompanying him was seen in a ditch, dead, his head and been bitten, the teeth marks are the same as the ones on the bars of Mario's prison!
We are now going to the scene of where Mario has been sited! We will be bakc with live coverage in about 5 minutes!
*The van speeds off*
*5 minuted later*
We are live with Luigi, the brother of the rampaging nut!
Luigi, how are you feeling?
Luigi- I was at work when i got a call and i had to leave the set and come here, i am ashamed to have him as a brother!
*In the background is a sign saying, I Love Luigi!, held up by RM18*
"Joke RM"
So Luigi what is going to be done in order to catch Mario?
Luigi- We are getting his boyfriend, GonGon in to try and calm him down!
Oh we see GonGon now, he is trying to comfort Mario, he is rubbing his leg! That is disgusting, that sort of thing should not be allowed!
Oh! What is this, Mario just fireballed GonGon, who is now rolling around screaming like a wild monkey! Someone take that man out!
*The F.B.I. get out the stun guns and approach mario*
One brave man is moving in closer, for the stun! Oh no, Mario has taken him with a punch, he is now being held in a sleeper hold! Wait, what is this? Mario is holding him hostage, demanding a helicopter and some pasta!
Luigi, do something!
*Luigi races over to mario*
What is this, a SSBM fight is about to start! they start off with fireballs form each other then Mario goes for the uppercut, but Luigi trolls, runs with his hands punching, no good he gets hit with a fireball then caught with a smash punch well! A Poke- ball appears and Luigi takes it, he throws it and out comes Venasaur, he attacks and knocks Mario down to the floor, but he gets back quick, use the cape move to spin him around, goes for a A+-> charge up, he connects, and Luigi flies off into the sky!
Mario is stronger than ever, what is he on? The helicopter is now landing, Mario is getting in and as it assends, he throws the agent out and laughs, then calls out
" It's a me, mario!"
The agent falls on the car and is seen to right away!
Well Mario has escaoed and his where abouts is unknown, but there is a tracking device on the helicoter and we shall follow him. When we catch up with him we will infrom everybody and if you see im dial, 999-nut house!
PLease be careful if you spot him and do not anger him, call staright away!
but now we must return you to your normal viewing, the Tweenies!
That was pretty good, not too great, a little worrying, again, and.. The Tweenies are on?! Great!!
Hello this is SR News, we have recently discovered one of the stars from the hit game Super Mario Brothers, has escaped form his cell in Mushroom Kingdom Nut House, he has been seen with a small toad leaving into the city, where the F.B.I are going to find him.
Mario was put in the "special" house a few days ago for going on a rampage after losing to his younger Brother, Luigi, let's take a look at his cell
*Camer focuses on the bitten padding from the walls and the knawed at bars for his cell!*
It is believed that Mario is very dangerous, once a super Hero who stopped the evil Bowser from taking over our beloved Jelly Bean Factory has now been seen harasing young boys in the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom. The Toad who was seen accompanying him was seen in a ditch, dead, his head and been bitten, the teeth marks are the same as the ones on the bars of Mario's prison!
We are now going to the scene of where Mario has been sited! We will be bakc with live coverage in about 5 minutes!
*The van speeds off*
*5 minuted later*
We are live with Luigi, the brother of the rampaging nut!
Luigi, how are you feeling?
Luigi- I was at work when i got a call and i had to leave the set and come here, i am ashamed to have him as a brother!
*In the background is a sign saying, I Love Luigi!, held up by RM18*
"Joke RM"
So Luigi what is going to be done in order to catch Mario?
Luigi- We are getting his boyfriend, GonGon in to try and calm him down!
Oh we see GonGon now, he is trying to comfort Mario, he is rubbing his leg! That is disgusting, that sort of thing should not be allowed!
Oh! What is this, Mario just fireballed GonGon, who is now rolling around screaming like a wild monkey! Someone take that man out!
*The F.B.I. get out the stun guns and approach mario*
One brave man is moving in closer, for the stun! Oh no, Mario has taken him with a punch, he is now being held in a sleeper hold! Wait, what is this? Mario is holding him hostage, demanding a helicopter and some pasta!
Luigi, do something!
*Luigi races over to mario*
What is this, a SSBM fight is about to start! they start off with fireballs form each other then Mario goes for the uppercut, but Luigi trolls, runs with his hands punching, no good he gets hit with a fireball then caught with a smash punch well! A Poke- ball appears and Luigi takes it, he throws it and out comes Venasaur, he attacks and knocks Mario down to the floor, but he gets back quick, use the cape move to spin him around, goes for a A+-> charge up, he connects, and Luigi flies off into the sky!
Mario is stronger than ever, what is he on? The helicopter is now landing, Mario is getting in and as it assends, he throws the agent out and laughs, then calls out
" It's a me, mario!"
The agent falls on the car and is seen to right away!
Well Mario has escaoed and his where abouts is unknown, but there is a tracking device on the helicoter and we shall follow him. When we catch up with him we will infrom everybody and if you see im dial, 999-nut house!
PLease be careful if you spot him and do not anger him, call staright away!
but now we must return you to your normal viewing, the Tweenies!
Mario was put in the "special" house a few days ago for going on a rampage after losing to his younger Brother, Luigi, let's take a look at his cell
*Camer focuses on the bitten padding from the walls and the knawed at bars for his cell!*
It is believed that Mario is very dangerous, once a super Hero who stopped the evil Bowser from taking over our beloved Jelly Bean Factory has now been seen harasing young boys in the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom. The Toad who was seen accompanying him was seen in a ditch, dead, his head and been bitten, the teeth marks are the same as the ones on the bars of Mario's prison!
We are now going to the scene of where Mario has been sited! We will be bakc with live coverage in about 5 minutes!
*The van speeds off*
*5 minuted later*
We are live with Luigi, the brother of the rampaging nut!
Luigi, how are you feeling?
Luigi- I was at work when i got a call and i had to leave the set and come here, i am ashamed to have him as a brother!
*In the background is a sign saying, I Love Luigi!, held up by RM18*
"Joke RM"
So Luigi what is going to be done in order to catch Mario?
Luigi- We are getting his boyfriend, GonGon in to try and calm him down!
Oh we see GonGon now, he is trying to comfort Mario, he is rubbing his leg! That is disgusting, that sort of thing should not be allowed!
Oh! What is this, Mario just fireballed GonGon, who is now rolling around screaming like a wild monkey! Someone take that man out!
*The F.B.I. get out the stun guns and approach mario*
One brave man is moving in closer, for the stun! Oh no, Mario has taken him with a punch, he is now being held in a sleeper hold! Wait, what is this? Mario is holding him hostage, demanding a helicopter and some pasta!
Luigi, do something!
*Luigi races over to mario*
What is this, a SSBM fight is about to start! they start off with fireballs form each other then Mario goes for the uppercut, but Luigi trolls, runs with his hands punching, no good he gets hit with a fireball then caught with a smash punch well! A Poke- ball appears and Luigi takes it, he throws it and out comes Venasaur, he attacks and knocks Mario down to the floor, but he gets back quick, use the cape move to spin him around, goes for a A+-> charge up, he connects, and Luigi flies off into the sky!
Mario is stronger than ever, what is he on? The helicopter is now landing, Mario is getting in and as it assends, he throws the agent out and laughs, then calls out
" It's a me, mario!"
The agent falls on the car and is seen to right away!
Well Mario has escaoed and his where abouts is unknown, but there is a tracking device on the helicoter and we shall follow him. When we catch up with him we will infrom everybody and if you see im dial, 999-nut house!
PLease be careful if you spot him and do not anger him, call staright away!
but now we must return you to your normal viewing, the Tweenies!