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Hello I am Nigel Lythgoe and welcome to this special Nintendo all-star show. Ok now then lets meet the contestants. We have Mario who is a world famous pizza maker and has stared in lots of his own games such as Super Mario 64 and the upcoming sequel on the gamecube Mario sunshine. We asked Mario Is cheating acceptable.
Mario: Wella if it is my own games I would say noa, but in some cases I would says yesa.
Nigel: And now on to contestant two Peach whom is always being kidnapped by Bowser and Mario has to save her. And we asked her Have u ever cheated?
Peach: No way never in my life would I cheat, cheating is for bad horrible people like Bowser!.
Nigel: And now to contestant number 3 Bowser who is always in Mario’s games being the bad guy. But when we asked the question he did not reply as he said ‘ I am too busy planning the next time to kill Mario. And now on too contestant number 4 Donkey Kong or DK for short who has starred in his own game on the n64 called Donkey Kong 64. And we asked DK Have you ever cheated?
DK: Well only once and that was in a game of cards I was playing with Diddy Kong and I had some cards under the table and I pulled them out without him knowing and I won £30
Nigel: And finally too contestant number five Link who is always fighting Ganondolf in hyrule castle and has starred in Legend of Zelda 1and 2. And we asked him would you cheat if it was for money?
Link: Hmm probably yes but it would be a hard call.
Nigel: Ok we’ve met the contestants lets begin round 1 where each contestant will have to answer 3 questions.
Round 1
Nigel: Ok Mario here’s your first question Who is small and often helps you around on your missions?
Mario: Umm Wella
*BEEP
Nigel: The correct answer was Toad. Second question how many ghosts does luigi your brother have to face to rescue you?
Mario: 50
*Bowser curses Mario for getting it right
Nigel: Correct and now on to the 3rd question In super smash brother melee what is your Right + B move?
Mario: Wella is it making Pizza and throwing it in the opponent’s face
Nigel: No Mario that is incorrect the answer is Using your cape. Well well Mario only getting 1 correct answer is he not clever at all or is he the enemy. Ok now onto Peach
Who is Your arch enemy?
*Peach combs he hair into perfect shape
Peach: Its got to be Bowser
Nigel: correct and for the 2nd question what is Mario’s favourite food?
Peach: Well everyone knows that its pizza
Nigel: Correct and now to your 3rd question Where does Mario Live?
Peach: Well the same city as me Mushroom Kingdom of course
Nigel: Correct, Peach answered all her question correctly but his she the enemy or his she just clever. Now onto Bowser, How many times have you defeated Mario?
Bowser: Hmm 0 but I am going to defeat him now
* Bowser gets out of seat and starts attacking Mario
Nigel: Someone stop him please he’s wrecking the stage Bowser stop now or ill call the security
Bowser: Ok ill sit down but ill get him next time.
Nigel: Ok Your answer was correct and now onto your second question In Luigi’s mansion you appear but who is controlling you?
Bowser: Hmm I don’t know
Nigel no the correct answer is King Boo, Ok now onto DK, You have a new game coming out next year sometime what is it called?
DK: Hmm I know this is it Donkey Kong rules!
Nigel: No DK it is Donkey Kong racing. Oh what’s this the producer had just told me that after this round there will only be one more round as we are running out of time
Ok DK your 2nd question is How many O’s and K’s are there in your name?
DK: Well let me think hmm 2 K’s and 1 O
Nigel: Nope the correct answer was 2 K’s and 2O’s. Ok now onto your last question who is your brother?
DK: Come on what kind of idiot asks that question
*BEEP
Nigel: the correct answer was Diddy Kong. And now onto Link Who is your girlfriend?
Link: Uhh? Zelda but she isn’t my girlfriend
Nigel: sorry link I thought she was! Ok next question who can Zelda transform into?
Link: Sheik of course
Nigel: correct and now onto your last question In Legend of Zelda OOT what’s the name of the castle?
Link: Hyrule castle
Nigel: Correct and now its onto Round 2 our last round according to the producer and this is were anyone can answer so put your hand on your buzzer.
ROUND 2
Nigel: How many Game boys have there been?
*BUZZ From Mario
Mario: 4
Nigel: Correct, When was the Gamecube released?
*Buzz from DK
DK: May 1st
Nigel: Wrong
*Buzz from Bowser
Bowser: May 3rd
Nigel: correct Ok and final question how many characters are there in super mash bros melee?
*Buzz from Link
Link: 24
Nigel: That is correct. But now its time to vote for who you think the enemy is.
Mario: I think it isa Bowser
Peach: I think it is Bowser
Bowser: I think it is DK
DK: I think its Peach
Link: I think it is Bowser
Nigel: Now would the enemy please stand up
* Link stands up
Nigel: Well-done link you have win £2500
Bowser: No never,I want my money
* Bowser trashes the whole studio and nearly kills Nigel and goes for Mario but Mario ducks out the way and escapes unharmed but Bowser has yet again kidnapped Peach.
Thx for reading
Nintendoid
Mario: Wella if it is my own games I would say noa, but in some cases I would says yesa.
Nigel: And now on to contestant two Peach whom is always being kidnapped by Bowser and Mario has to save her. And we asked her Have u ever cheated?
Peach: No way never in my life would I cheat, cheating is for bad horrible people like Bowser!.
Nigel: And now to contestant number 3 Bowser who is always in Mario’s games being the bad guy. But when we asked the question he did not reply as he said ‘ I am too busy planning the next time to kill Mario. And now on too contestant number 4 Donkey Kong or DK for short who has starred in his own game on the n64 called Donkey Kong 64. And we asked DK Have you ever cheated?
DK: Well only once and that was in a game of cards I was playing with Diddy Kong and I had some cards under the table and I pulled them out without him knowing and I won £30
Nigel: And finally too contestant number five Link who is always fighting Ganondolf in hyrule castle and has starred in Legend of Zelda 1and 2. And we asked him would you cheat if it was for money?
Link: Hmm probably yes but it would be a hard call.
Nigel: Ok we’ve met the contestants lets begin round 1 where each contestant will have to answer 3 questions.
Round 1
Nigel: Ok Mario here’s your first question Who is small and often helps you around on your missions?
Mario: Umm Wella
*BEEP
Nigel: The correct answer was Toad. Second question how many ghosts does luigi your brother have to face to rescue you?
Mario: 50
*Bowser curses Mario for getting it right
Nigel: Correct and now on to the 3rd question In super smash brother melee what is your Right + B move?
Mario: Wella is it making Pizza and throwing it in the opponent’s face
Nigel: No Mario that is incorrect the answer is Using your cape. Well well Mario only getting 1 correct answer is he not clever at all or is he the enemy. Ok now onto Peach
Who is Your arch enemy?
*Peach combs he hair into perfect shape
Peach: Its got to be Bowser
Nigel: correct and for the 2nd question what is Mario’s favourite food?
Peach: Well everyone knows that its pizza
Nigel: Correct and now to your 3rd question Where does Mario Live?
Peach: Well the same city as me Mushroom Kingdom of course
Nigel: Correct, Peach answered all her question correctly but his she the enemy or his she just clever. Now onto Bowser, How many times have you defeated Mario?
Bowser: Hmm 0 but I am going to defeat him now
* Bowser gets out of seat and starts attacking Mario
Nigel: Someone stop him please he’s wrecking the stage Bowser stop now or ill call the security
Bowser: Ok ill sit down but ill get him next time.
Nigel: Ok Your answer was correct and now onto your second question In Luigi’s mansion you appear but who is controlling you?
Bowser: Hmm I don’t know
Nigel no the correct answer is King Boo, Ok now onto DK, You have a new game coming out next year sometime what is it called?
DK: Hmm I know this is it Donkey Kong rules!
Nigel: No DK it is Donkey Kong racing. Oh what’s this the producer had just told me that after this round there will only be one more round as we are running out of time
Ok DK your 2nd question is How many O’s and K’s are there in your name?
DK: Well let me think hmm 2 K’s and 1 O
Nigel: Nope the correct answer was 2 K’s and 2O’s. Ok now onto your last question who is your brother?
DK: Come on what kind of idiot asks that question
*BEEP
Nigel: the correct answer was Diddy Kong. And now onto Link Who is your girlfriend?
Link: Uhh? Zelda but she isn’t my girlfriend
Nigel: sorry link I thought she was! Ok next question who can Zelda transform into?
Link: Sheik of course
Nigel: correct and now onto your last question In Legend of Zelda OOT what’s the name of the castle?
Link: Hyrule castle
Nigel: Correct and now its onto Round 2 our last round according to the producer and this is were anyone can answer so put your hand on your buzzer.
ROUND 2
Nigel: How many Game boys have there been?
*BUZZ From Mario
Mario: 4
Nigel: Correct, When was the Gamecube released?
*Buzz from DK
DK: May 1st
Nigel: Wrong
*Buzz from Bowser
Bowser: May 3rd
Nigel: correct Ok and final question how many characters are there in super mash bros melee?
*Buzz from Link
Link: 24
Nigel: That is correct. But now its time to vote for who you think the enemy is.
Mario: I think it isa Bowser
Peach: I think it is Bowser
Bowser: I think it is DK
DK: I think its Peach
Link: I think it is Bowser
Nigel: Now would the enemy please stand up
* Link stands up
Nigel: Well-done link you have win £2500
Bowser: No never,I want my money
* Bowser trashes the whole studio and nearly kills Nigel and goes for Mario but Mario ducks out the way and escapes unharmed but Bowser has yet again kidnapped Peach.
Thx for reading
Nintendoid
That was average, at best. No offence, but it did seem a little rushed. If you spent a little more time over your spoofs, I'm sure they'd be very funny and easier to read.
Nintendoid wrote:
> * Bowser trashes the whole studio and nearly kills Nigel
Nearly...? Damn, and here I was getting my hopes up... :D
> * Bowser trashes the whole studio and nearly kills Nigel
Nearly...? Damn, and here I was getting my hopes up... :D
Hey well done mate, not bad at all!
Great.
Different, and Peach is a bit of a goody to shoes! lol
nice one Drew
nice one Drew
Hello I am Nigel Lythgoe and welcome to this special Nintendo all-star show. Ok now then lets meet the contestants. We have Mario who is a world famous pizza maker and has stared in lots of his own games such as Super Mario 64 and the upcoming sequel on the gamecube Mario sunshine. We asked Mario Is cheating acceptable.
Mario: Wella if it is my own games I would say noa, but in some cases I would says yesa.
Nigel: And now on to contestant two Peach whom is always being kidnapped by Bowser and Mario has to save her. And we asked her Have u ever cheated?
Peach: No way never in my life would I cheat, cheating is for bad horrible people like Bowser!.
Nigel: And now to contestant number 3 Bowser who is always in Mario’s games being the bad guy. But when we asked the question he did not reply as he said ‘ I am too busy planning the next time to kill Mario. And now on too contestant number 4 Donkey Kong or DK for short who has starred in his own game on the n64 called Donkey Kong 64. And we asked DK Have you ever cheated?
DK: Well only once and that was in a game of cards I was playing with Diddy Kong and I had some cards under the table and I pulled them out without him knowing and I won £30
Nigel: And finally too contestant number five Link who is always fighting Ganondolf in hyrule castle and has starred in Legend of Zelda 1and 2. And we asked him would you cheat if it was for money?
Link: Hmm probably yes but it would be a hard call.
Nigel: Ok we’ve met the contestants lets begin round 1 where each contestant will have to answer 3 questions.
Round 1
Nigel: Ok Mario here’s your first question Who is small and often helps you around on your missions?
Mario: Umm Wella
*BEEP
Nigel: The correct answer was Toad. Second question how many ghosts does luigi your brother have to face to rescue you?
Mario: 50
*Bowser curses Mario for getting it right
Nigel: Correct and now on to the 3rd question In super smash brother melee what is your Right + B move?
Mario: Wella is it making Pizza and throwing it in the opponent’s face
Nigel: No Mario that is incorrect the answer is Using your cape. Well well Mario only getting 1 correct answer is he not clever at all or is he the enemy. Ok now onto Peach
Who is Your arch enemy?
*Peach combs he hair into perfect shape
Peach: Its got to be Bowser
Nigel: correct and for the 2nd question what is Mario’s favourite food?
Peach: Well everyone knows that its pizza
Nigel: Correct and now to your 3rd question Where does Mario Live?
Peach: Well the same city as me Mushroom Kingdom of course
Nigel: Correct, Peach answered all her question correctly but his she the enemy or his she just clever. Now onto Bowser, How many times have you defeated Mario?
Bowser: Hmm 0 but I am going to defeat him now
* Bowser gets out of seat and starts attacking Mario
Nigel: Someone stop him please he’s wrecking the stage Bowser stop now or ill call the security
Bowser: Ok ill sit down but ill get him next time.
Nigel: Ok Your answer was correct and now onto your second question In Luigi’s mansion you appear but who is controlling you?
Bowser: Hmm I don’t know
Nigel no the correct answer is King Boo, Ok now onto DK, You have a new game coming out next year sometime what is it called?
DK: Hmm I know this is it Donkey Kong rules!
Nigel: No DK it is Donkey Kong racing. Oh what’s this the producer had just told me that after this round there will only be one more round as we are running out of time
Ok DK your 2nd question is How many O’s and K’s are there in your name?
DK: Well let me think hmm 2 K’s and 1 O
Nigel: Nope the correct answer was 2 K’s and 2O’s. Ok now onto your last question who is your brother?
DK: Come on what kind of idiot asks that question
*BEEP
Nigel: the correct answer was Diddy Kong. And now onto Link Who is your girlfriend?
Link: Uhh? Zelda but she isn’t my girlfriend
Nigel: sorry link I thought she was! Ok next question who can Zelda transform into?
Link: Sheik of course
Nigel: correct and now onto your last question In Legend of Zelda OOT what’s the name of the castle?
Link: Hyrule castle
Nigel: Correct and now its onto Round 2 our last round according to the producer and this is were anyone can answer so put your hand on your buzzer.
ROUND 2
Nigel: How many Game boys have there been?
*BUZZ From Mario
Mario: 4
Nigel: Correct, When was the Gamecube released?
*Buzz from DK
DK: May 1st
Nigel: Wrong
*Buzz from Bowser
Bowser: May 3rd
Nigel: correct Ok and final question how many characters are there in super mash bros melee?
*Buzz from Link
Link: 24
Nigel: That is correct. But now its time to vote for who you think the enemy is.
Mario: I think it isa Bowser
Peach: I think it is Bowser
Bowser: I think it is DK
DK: I think its Peach
Link: I think it is Bowser
Nigel: Now would the enemy please stand up
* Link stands up
Nigel: Well-done link you have win £2500
Bowser: No never,I want my money
* Bowser trashes the whole studio and nearly kills Nigel and goes for Mario but Mario ducks out the way and escapes unharmed but Bowser has yet again kidnapped Peach.
Thx for reading
Nintendoid
Mario: Wella if it is my own games I would say noa, but in some cases I would says yesa.
Nigel: And now on to contestant two Peach whom is always being kidnapped by Bowser and Mario has to save her. And we asked her Have u ever cheated?
Peach: No way never in my life would I cheat, cheating is for bad horrible people like Bowser!.
Nigel: And now to contestant number 3 Bowser who is always in Mario’s games being the bad guy. But when we asked the question he did not reply as he said ‘ I am too busy planning the next time to kill Mario. And now on too contestant number 4 Donkey Kong or DK for short who has starred in his own game on the n64 called Donkey Kong 64. And we asked DK Have you ever cheated?
DK: Well only once and that was in a game of cards I was playing with Diddy Kong and I had some cards under the table and I pulled them out without him knowing and I won £30
Nigel: And finally too contestant number five Link who is always fighting Ganondolf in hyrule castle and has starred in Legend of Zelda 1and 2. And we asked him would you cheat if it was for money?
Link: Hmm probably yes but it would be a hard call.
Nigel: Ok we’ve met the contestants lets begin round 1 where each contestant will have to answer 3 questions.
Round 1
Nigel: Ok Mario here’s your first question Who is small and often helps you around on your missions?
Mario: Umm Wella
*BEEP
Nigel: The correct answer was Toad. Second question how many ghosts does luigi your brother have to face to rescue you?
Mario: 50
*Bowser curses Mario for getting it right
Nigel: Correct and now on to the 3rd question In super smash brother melee what is your Right + B move?
Mario: Wella is it making Pizza and throwing it in the opponent’s face
Nigel: No Mario that is incorrect the answer is Using your cape. Well well Mario only getting 1 correct answer is he not clever at all or is he the enemy. Ok now onto Peach
Who is Your arch enemy?
*Peach combs he hair into perfect shape
Peach: Its got to be Bowser
Nigel: correct and for the 2nd question what is Mario’s favourite food?
Peach: Well everyone knows that its pizza
Nigel: Correct and now to your 3rd question Where does Mario Live?
Peach: Well the same city as me Mushroom Kingdom of course
Nigel: Correct, Peach answered all her question correctly but his she the enemy or his she just clever. Now onto Bowser, How many times have you defeated Mario?
Bowser: Hmm 0 but I am going to defeat him now
* Bowser gets out of seat and starts attacking Mario
Nigel: Someone stop him please he’s wrecking the stage Bowser stop now or ill call the security
Bowser: Ok ill sit down but ill get him next time.
Nigel: Ok Your answer was correct and now onto your second question In Luigi’s mansion you appear but who is controlling you?
Bowser: Hmm I don’t know
Nigel no the correct answer is King Boo, Ok now onto DK, You have a new game coming out next year sometime what is it called?
DK: Hmm I know this is it Donkey Kong rules!
Nigel: No DK it is Donkey Kong racing. Oh what’s this the producer had just told me that after this round there will only be one more round as we are running out of time
Ok DK your 2nd question is How many O’s and K’s are there in your name?
DK: Well let me think hmm 2 K’s and 1 O
Nigel: Nope the correct answer was 2 K’s and 2O’s. Ok now onto your last question who is your brother?
DK: Come on what kind of idiot asks that question
*BEEP
Nigel: the correct answer was Diddy Kong. And now onto Link Who is your girlfriend?
Link: Uhh? Zelda but she isn’t my girlfriend
Nigel: sorry link I thought she was! Ok next question who can Zelda transform into?
Link: Sheik of course
Nigel: correct and now onto your last question In Legend of Zelda OOT what’s the name of the castle?
Link: Hyrule castle
Nigel: Correct and now its onto Round 2 our last round according to the producer and this is were anyone can answer so put your hand on your buzzer.
ROUND 2
Nigel: How many Game boys have there been?
*BUZZ From Mario
Mario: 4
Nigel: Correct, When was the Gamecube released?
*Buzz from DK
DK: May 1st
Nigel: Wrong
*Buzz from Bowser
Bowser: May 3rd
Nigel: correct Ok and final question how many characters are there in super mash bros melee?
*Buzz from Link
Link: 24
Nigel: That is correct. But now its time to vote for who you think the enemy is.
Mario: I think it isa Bowser
Peach: I think it is Bowser
Bowser: I think it is DK
DK: I think its Peach
Link: I think it is Bowser
Nigel: Now would the enemy please stand up
* Link stands up
Nigel: Well-done link you have win £2500
Bowser: No never,I want my money
* Bowser trashes the whole studio and nearly kills Nigel and goes for Mario but Mario ducks out the way and escapes unharmed but Bowser has yet again kidnapped Peach.
Thx for reading
Nintendoid