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that guy who was queueing up outside a highstreet store for ages to get Turok Evolution? Is he in hospital with broken ribs and/or multiple stab wounds. What an ahole.
I think he realised that it's quicker and easier to use Special Reserve, and went home.
He had to go to the toilet and he lost his place in the queue ;)
My friend was cutting down shrubbery when he sliiped and stbbed himself in the leg. When he went to hospital, he told them he'd fallen on a brocken glass bottle. When told there may be glass in his leg he replied, "Shouldn't think so".
They must have known he was lying. Little relevance to the topic but... *Shrugs*
They must have known he was lying. Little relevance to the topic but... *Shrugs*
FLASH... aaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Policeman- Why are you loitering here? And what's this tent?
Boy- I... AM TUROK!
Policeman- oookay... we're going to have to ask you to move on now Mr. Turok.
Boy- NO! I will not be moved! You are in league with the forces of evil from the lost land! I must protect the magical pillar here! You shall not destroy it fiend!
Policeman- erm... yeah... just come quietly and we'll resolve this down at the station...
Boy- *pulls out bow and arrow and attempts to fire arrow at policeman*
*Boy fails miserabley and manages to hit himself in the leg with the arrow*
Policeman- err... we'd better get you to a hospital...
Boy- (as he's being driven away in the ambulance) It's merely a flesh wound! JUST A FLASH WOUND!!!
Boy- I... AM TUROK!
Policeman- oookay... we're going to have to ask you to move on now Mr. Turok.
Boy- NO! I will not be moved! You are in league with the forces of evil from the lost land! I must protect the magical pillar here! You shall not destroy it fiend!
Policeman- erm... yeah... just come quietly and we'll resolve this down at the station...
Boy- *pulls out bow and arrow and attempts to fire arrow at policeman*
*Boy fails miserabley and manages to hit himself in the leg with the arrow*
Policeman- err... we'd better get you to a hospital...
Boy- (as he's being driven away in the ambulance) It's merely a flesh wound! JUST A FLASH WOUND!!!
He was probably worrying passers-by with his foul stench and nervous twitch, so the police moved him.
Well, hopefully no-one told him about the 'change your name to Turok' competition...
that guy who was queueing up outside a highstreet store for ages to get Turok Evolution? Is he in hospital with broken ribs and/or multiple stab wounds. What an ahole.