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Some of the plot details for the next series of 24 have been leaked to me by a reliable source.
Apparently, the newest member of the CTU team will be none other than the illegitimate love child of Alberta Green and Keith. Doctor Faeragammo will return, having escaped the explosion in his office. The main actions of the day will revolve around the doctor trying to assassinate none other than the illegitimate love child of Alberta Green and Keith. Various plot holes will appear near the end when we find out that none other than the illegitimate love child of Alberta Green and Keith is actually Tony’s ever growing Goatee, in disguise. The mole will be hidden well inside Kym’s ever increasing cleavage.
During the second hour of the day, however, it will come to light that Alberta green has decided to team up with Sherrey to eliminate the newly elected president Palmer. Instead of placing moles in CTU, they just sniper the president when he is making a talk out in the open air. Jack appears for some reason to save the presidents life. Then, in a touching scene, he is brutally assaulted by none other than the illegitimate love child of Alberta Green and Keith, who now owns CTU.
Nina, who has escaped from CTU headquaters, has now teamed up with the daughter of Victor Drazen, Mandy. Mandy and Nina work for TCU, Terrorist Control Unit. This is a special unit who are assigned to blow up planes in the sky to create distractions for CTU. There will be various celebrity cameos from none other than Sammy Davis Jr and Donald Sutherland as Hawke Eye from M.A.S.H.
The Series will culminate when, after spending 3 hours with gout, Jack miraculously recovers, and uses his twin nines to eliminate all the moles in CTU. Along the way he discovers that Kym is working for TCU, and is now sporting Terri’s Super-Cardigan.
He eventually murders half of TCU in 3 minutes, right before traveling back in time to the first series, where he finds Kym in a furniture shop, where all the cool kids hang out.
Then he drives all the way across LA really, really quickly.
Finally, Each new episode will only be 25 minutes long, allowing for more adverts, major plot holes and huge jumps in time.
STOP PRESS! EVERYONE in the series will now sport comedy Eastern European accent á la Dennis Hopper. Jjjjjaaaaackk Bauuuuur.
This is all lies!
Some of the plot details for the next series of 24 have been leaked to me by a reliable source.
Apparently, the newest member of the CTU team will be none other than the illegitimate love child of Alberta Green and Keith. Doctor Faeragammo will return, having escaped the explosion in his office. The main actions of the day will revolve around the doctor trying to assassinate none other than the illegitimate love child of Alberta Green and Keith. Various plot holes will appear near the end when we find out that none other than the illegitimate love child of Alberta Green and Keith is actually Tony’s ever growing Goatee, in disguise. The mole will be hidden well inside Kym’s ever increasing cleavage.
During the second hour of the day, however, it will come to light that Alberta green has decided to team up with Sherrey to eliminate the newly elected president Palmer. Instead of placing moles in CTU, they just sniper the president when he is making a talk out in the open air. Jack appears for some reason to save the presidents life. Then, in a touching scene, he is brutally assaulted by none other than the illegitimate love child of Alberta Green and Keith, who now owns CTU.
Nina, who has escaped from CTU headquaters, has now teamed up with the daughter of Victor Drazen, Mandy. Mandy and Nina work for TCU, Terrorist Control Unit. This is a special unit who are assigned to blow up planes in the sky to create distractions for CTU. There will be various celebrity cameos from none other than Sammy Davis Jr and Donald Sutherland as Hawke Eye from M.A.S.H.
The Series will culminate when, after spending 3 hours with gout, Jack miraculously recovers, and uses his twin nines to eliminate all the moles in CTU. Along the way he discovers that Kym is working for TCU, and is now sporting Terri’s Super-Cardigan.
He eventually murders half of TCU in 3 minutes, right before traveling back in time to the first series, where he finds Kym in a furniture shop, where all the cool kids hang out.
Then he drives all the way across LA really, really quickly.
Finally, Each new episode will only be 25 minutes long, allowing for more adverts, major plot holes and huge jumps in time.
STOP PRESS! EVERYONE in the series will now sport comedy Eastern European accent á la Dennis Hopper. Jjjjjaaaaackk Bauuuuur.
This is all lies!