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Welcome to the Console Advice Corner, where worried consoles can write in and get advice from the friendly Doctor Hillary Arius.
Our first letter comes from a Mr X
"Dear Hillary,
I'm worried that I'm not lasting long enough. I can't seem to satisfy my owner before getting all hot and bothered then blushing with my 3 red lights. It's really getting her frustrated."
Dr Hillary: Well, Mr X, what you need is to make sure you're well ventilated and don't get too over anxious, this will only add to your heat and premature ejection of the game disc. You can always visit your local Microsoft repair centre, who have remedies for this condition, but they can't be guaranteed. Good luck.
Next letter is from a Mrs P.S.Three
"Hi Hillary. I'm a bit concerned that I'm not popular enough. All the other consoles seem to be holding parties or playing lots of games. I'm really interested in films, but it doesn't always seem enough to get people interested in being my friend."
Dr Hillary: Well, Mrs Three, sometimes it pays to go out and try a bit harder to advertise yourself. I’m sure you’ve got a lot going for you. I’ve heard from some of your friends that you’re a fun loving character and you seem to be well connected, so use these things to your advantage when you’re out attracting people.
Finally, we have a letter from a young Mr N.Wii
"Hello Hillary. I often feel as if I’m too fun loving and not serious enough. All the other guys are into guns and violence, but I’m more interested in my little games. I love moving around as well, people tell me I’m quite hyperactive, but some say this is a good thing. Should I try to be more like others?”
Dr Hillary: Never try to be like others just to fit in. I’m sure you have a lot of friends who like you for what you are, guns and violence can be too over-rated sometimes, but feel free to try it for a change, just don’t change for the wrong reasons.
Our first letter comes from a Mr X
"Dear Hillary,
I'm worried that I'm not lasting long enough. I can't seem to satisfy my owner before getting all hot and bothered then blushing with my 3 red lights. It's really getting her frustrated."
Dr Hillary: Well, Mr X, what you need is to make sure you're well ventilated and don't get too over anxious, this will only add to your heat and premature ejection of the game disc. You can always visit your local Microsoft repair centre, who have remedies for this condition, but they can't be guaranteed. Good luck.
Next letter is from a Mrs P.S.Three
"Hi Hillary. I'm a bit concerned that I'm not popular enough. All the other consoles seem to be holding parties or playing lots of games. I'm really interested in films, but it doesn't always seem enough to get people interested in being my friend."
Dr Hillary: Well, Mrs Three, sometimes it pays to go out and try a bit harder to advertise yourself. I’m sure you’ve got a lot going for you. I’ve heard from some of your friends that you’re a fun loving character and you seem to be well connected, so use these things to your advantage when you’re out attracting people.
Finally, we have a letter from a young Mr N.Wii
"Hello Hillary. I often feel as if I’m too fun loving and not serious enough. All the other guys are into guns and violence, but I’m more interested in my little games. I love moving around as well, people tell me I’m quite hyperactive, but some say this is a good thing. Should I try to be more like others?”
Dr Hillary: Never try to be like others just to fit in. I’m sure you have a lot of friends who like you for what you are, guns and violence can be too over-rated sometimes, but feel free to try it for a change, just don’t change for the wrong reasons.
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Welcome to the Console Advice Corner, where worried consoles can write in and get advice from the friendly Doctor Hillary Arius.
Our first letter comes from a Mr X
"Dear Hillary,
I'm worried that I'm not lasting long enough. I can't seem to satisfy my owner before getting all hot and bothered then blushing with my 3 red lights. It's really getting her frustrated."
Dr Hillary: Well, Mr X, what you need is to make sure you're well ventilated and don't get too over anxious, this will only add to your heat and premature ejection of the game disc. You can always visit your local Microsoft repair centre, who have remedies for this condition, but they can't be guaranteed. Good luck.
Next letter is from a Mrs P.S.Three
"Hi Hillary. I'm a bit concerned that I'm not popular enough. All the other consoles seem to be holding parties or playing lots of games. I'm really interested in films, but it doesn't always seem enough to get people interested in being my friend."
Dr Hillary: Well, Mrs Three, sometimes it pays to go out and try a bit harder to advertise yourself. I’m sure you’ve got a lot going for you. I’ve heard from some of your friends that you’re a fun loving character and you seem to be well connected, so use these things to your advantage when you’re out attracting people.
Finally, we have a letter from a young Mr N.Wii
"Hello Hillary. I often feel as if I’m too fun loving and not serious enough. All the other guys are into guns and violence, but I’m more interested in my little games. I love moving around as well, people tell me I’m quite hyperactive, but some say this is a good thing. Should I try to be more like others?”
Dr Hillary: Never try to be like others just to fit in. I’m sure you have a lot of friends who like you for what you are, guns and violence can be too over-rated sometimes, but feel free to try it for a change, just don’t change for the wrong reasons.
Our first letter comes from a Mr X
"Dear Hillary,
I'm worried that I'm not lasting long enough. I can't seem to satisfy my owner before getting all hot and bothered then blushing with my 3 red lights. It's really getting her frustrated."
Dr Hillary: Well, Mr X, what you need is to make sure you're well ventilated and don't get too over anxious, this will only add to your heat and premature ejection of the game disc. You can always visit your local Microsoft repair centre, who have remedies for this condition, but they can't be guaranteed. Good luck.
Next letter is from a Mrs P.S.Three
"Hi Hillary. I'm a bit concerned that I'm not popular enough. All the other consoles seem to be holding parties or playing lots of games. I'm really interested in films, but it doesn't always seem enough to get people interested in being my friend."
Dr Hillary: Well, Mrs Three, sometimes it pays to go out and try a bit harder to advertise yourself. I’m sure you’ve got a lot going for you. I’ve heard from some of your friends that you’re a fun loving character and you seem to be well connected, so use these things to your advantage when you’re out attracting people.
Finally, we have a letter from a young Mr N.Wii
"Hello Hillary. I often feel as if I’m too fun loving and not serious enough. All the other guys are into guns and violence, but I’m more interested in my little games. I love moving around as well, people tell me I’m quite hyperactive, but some say this is a good thing. Should I try to be more like others?”
Dr Hillary: Never try to be like others just to fit in. I’m sure you have a lot of friends who like you for what you are, guns and violence can be too over-rated sometimes, but feel free to try it for a change, just don’t change for the wrong reasons.