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Yoshi- Welcome to a special Ready steady cook, today we have two special guests that have come from the Mushroom Kingdom, that's right, brothers. Mario and Luigi!
*Crowd clap as the two brothers walk down the stairs to meet their chef's for the day!*
Yoshi- Mario, you have Link as your chef!
* Link walks out in a white version of his normal clothes but with a chef hat instead of his normal one*
Yoshi- Luigi, you have the biggest chef, give it up for Donkey Kong!
* DK walks in with white chef clothing, to the appause of the audience!*
Yoshi- Now then Mario let's see what you brought with you today,
*Mario empties the bag*
Right so we have a mushroom, some pasta, an onion and chicken, right and how much did that cost you?
Mario- £7.67
Yoshi- Very good now then let's go and see what Luigi has brought along
*Luigi empties the bag too*
Another mushroom, some rice, peas and beef. How much was all of that Luigi?
Luigi- £6.89
Yoshi, cheaper than your brothers but will it be as good? Let's find out what the chefs are going to make!
* Yoshi hops over to Link*
Yoshi- So Link what have you got in stall for us?
Link- Well the bag is pretty crap, thank you Mario, but i will have to make a pasta dish, with some mushroom chopped up in it with some of the chicken too, then with the rest of the chicken and the onion i will make a nice chicken soup, which i will add some onion too.
Yoshi- Well looks like DK will have to do good to beat it!
* Yoshi goes over to DK*
Yoshi- What are you goin to make Luigi then DK?
DK- Well my bag is pretty crap too but better than Link's so i think i will cook the rice and add the peas with it, and some beef, but i won't use all of it, then i will make a beef and musroom sauce to go on top, it should work well!
Yoshi- Well sounds good too, but we will have to wait and see who wins, start cooking when i say these words!
READY
STEADY
COOK!
* The timer begins and Mario gets an apron, so to does Luigi*
Yoshi- I am going to go and talk to Mario while Link starts off!
So Mario you're a plumber aren't you? You also have a rather odd tale to tell with it i believe!
Mario- Well yes and you see what happened was one day i was fixing my sink and didn't do a very good job obviousley, the water was jammed and the pipe was ready to blow, i had the door to the plumbing still open as i needed to finish off, i bent over to get a wrench when the pipe shot up my a55!
*The crowd laugh*
Yoshi- Ouch!
Mario- Yes and that was when i discovered i was actually gay, i enjoyed it!
*Yoshi looks scared and goes over to Luigi*
Yoshi- Well Luigi, i doubt you have anything like your brother to talk about but you to do some plumbing, correct?
Luigi- Yes well i used to but Mario is a more wll known plumber and i get no buisnes nowadays, what with all the advertising he gets in video games and i only have one game people know of. So i packed it in, i began a new profession, i am now a hooker and part time italian porn star! I get paid a lot more now, so life is better, i reccomend that every one becomes a porn star!
Yoshi- Yes well i think i will stick with this, let's see how DK is getting on there,
DK- I have just cooked the rice and added the peas with the beef, now Luigi could you please cut the mushroom up ready for the sauce?
Luigi- OK
* Luigi begins to chop*
Yoshi- 5 minutes left!
* As Luigi is chopping, something distracts him and he cuts his finger off, he runs around screaming like a little girl and faints*
DK- Oh no, well at least he chopped the mushroom up!
*Luigi is taken off*
Yoshi- Well i will now go and see how Link is doing!
How are things going in your side of the kitchen Link?
Link- Very well, but Mario could you pass me some basil?
Mario- Sure sexy!
* Link looks worried and takes a step back!*
Yoshi- 3 minutes
Well as we can see the finishing touches go onto all of the work we can begin to think about who will win, so audience get ready to vote!
only 1 minute left!
*The music starts and the chefs put all their dishes together and pour wine to finish off with!*
Yoshi- As we can see they both look great but it is up to you who wins!
So audience please vote now!
* A crowd of multi coloured toads raise up their cards, with either a red musroom(Mario) or a green mushroom (Luigi)*
Yoshi- It looks like DK has done it again, with a few more votes going to the Green Mushrooms!
* Luigi comes back with a thumb stiched on backwards, he waves to the crowd thanking them for the £100 he wins*
Yoshi- well that was close and Mario, you didn't get the money but you do get a nice hamper!
Mario- I don't want your f***ing hamper!
* Mario does his trade mark uppercut from SSBM on Link and then Fireballs Luigi who rolls around burning and Link lays dead on the floor, Mario runs off and begin a rampage on London, killing most people he sees*
Mario was finally shot down when the called in Samus, Mario is now in a nut house and you can visit him on weekdays, but please do not anger him by mentioning this!
Thank you
: )
*Crowd clap as the two brothers walk down the stairs to meet their chef's for the day!*
Yoshi- Mario, you have Link as your chef!
* Link walks out in a white version of his normal clothes but with a chef hat instead of his normal one*
Yoshi- Luigi, you have the biggest chef, give it up for Donkey Kong!
* DK walks in with white chef clothing, to the appause of the audience!*
Yoshi- Now then Mario let's see what you brought with you today,
*Mario empties the bag*
Right so we have a mushroom, some pasta, an onion and chicken, right and how much did that cost you?
Mario- £7.67
Yoshi- Very good now then let's go and see what Luigi has brought along
*Luigi empties the bag too*
Another mushroom, some rice, peas and beef. How much was all of that Luigi?
Luigi- £6.89
Yoshi, cheaper than your brothers but will it be as good? Let's find out what the chefs are going to make!
* Yoshi hops over to Link*
Yoshi- So Link what have you got in stall for us?
Link- Well the bag is pretty crap, thank you Mario, but i will have to make a pasta dish, with some mushroom chopped up in it with some of the chicken too, then with the rest of the chicken and the onion i will make a nice chicken soup, which i will add some onion too.
Yoshi- Well looks like DK will have to do good to beat it!
* Yoshi goes over to DK*
Yoshi- What are you goin to make Luigi then DK?
DK- Well my bag is pretty crap too but better than Link's so i think i will cook the rice and add the peas with it, and some beef, but i won't use all of it, then i will make a beef and musroom sauce to go on top, it should work well!
Yoshi- Well sounds good too, but we will have to wait and see who wins, start cooking when i say these words!
READY
STEADY
COOK!
* The timer begins and Mario gets an apron, so to does Luigi*
Yoshi- I am going to go and talk to Mario while Link starts off!
So Mario you're a plumber aren't you? You also have a rather odd tale to tell with it i believe!
Mario- Well yes and you see what happened was one day i was fixing my sink and didn't do a very good job obviousley, the water was jammed and the pipe was ready to blow, i had the door to the plumbing still open as i needed to finish off, i bent over to get a wrench when the pipe shot up my a55!
*The crowd laugh*
Yoshi- Ouch!
Mario- Yes and that was when i discovered i was actually gay, i enjoyed it!
*Yoshi looks scared and goes over to Luigi*
Yoshi- Well Luigi, i doubt you have anything like your brother to talk about but you to do some plumbing, correct?
Luigi- Yes well i used to but Mario is a more wll known plumber and i get no buisnes nowadays, what with all the advertising he gets in video games and i only have one game people know of. So i packed it in, i began a new profession, i am now a hooker and part time italian porn star! I get paid a lot more now, so life is better, i reccomend that every one becomes a porn star!
Yoshi- Yes well i think i will stick with this, let's see how DK is getting on there,
DK- I have just cooked the rice and added the peas with the beef, now Luigi could you please cut the mushroom up ready for the sauce?
Luigi- OK
* Luigi begins to chop*
Yoshi- 5 minutes left!
* As Luigi is chopping, something distracts him and he cuts his finger off, he runs around screaming like a little girl and faints*
DK- Oh no, well at least he chopped the mushroom up!
*Luigi is taken off*
Yoshi- Well i will now go and see how Link is doing!
How are things going in your side of the kitchen Link?
Link- Very well, but Mario could you pass me some basil?
Mario- Sure sexy!
* Link looks worried and takes a step back!*
Yoshi- 3 minutes
Well as we can see the finishing touches go onto all of the work we can begin to think about who will win, so audience get ready to vote!
only 1 minute left!
*The music starts and the chefs put all their dishes together and pour wine to finish off with!*
Yoshi- As we can see they both look great but it is up to you who wins!
So audience please vote now!
* A crowd of multi coloured toads raise up their cards, with either a red musroom(Mario) or a green mushroom (Luigi)*
Yoshi- It looks like DK has done it again, with a few more votes going to the Green Mushrooms!
* Luigi comes back with a thumb stiched on backwards, he waves to the crowd thanking them for the £100 he wins*
Yoshi- well that was close and Mario, you didn't get the money but you do get a nice hamper!
Mario- I don't want your f***ing hamper!
* Mario does his trade mark uppercut from SSBM on Link and then Fireballs Luigi who rolls around burning and Link lays dead on the floor, Mario runs off and begin a rampage on London, killing most people he sees*
Mario was finally shot down when the called in Samus, Mario is now in a nut house and you can visit him on weekdays, but please do not anger him by mentioning this!
Thank you
: )
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Anthony Warral Thompson??!! He's like a famous chef!
Unfortunately I might have to skip this topic for a while, Anthony's been on Ready Steady Cook two days in a row now and I can't take any more excitement for a while...
I visited Mario today. He kept on calling me Bowser and spitting fireballs at me. Poor guy...
Lol Great one marc, Mario being gay and luigi being a pornstar didnt see that coming :)
O.........K
I think most people would agree you need to go see someone, like where Mario is!
I think most people would agree you need to go see someone, like where Mario is!
I was lured in by the title and was saddened to find DK and Link in place of the chefs. I'll have to go somewhere else to feed my Anthony Worall-Thompson fetish then...
That was ok, a bit worrying too...
Mario could escape from the nut house
( Do i sense another spoof thing, hhmmm i may write it!)
hehehehe
:D
( Do i sense another spoof thing, hhmmm i may write it!)
hehehehe
:D
Yea, you can go and poke Mario with a stick for £10!! Bargin if you ask me!
A good read sir Auron, although it had a rather unexpected and bizarre ending. :)
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