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Through countless years Peach has treated the citizens of Mushroom Kingdom with no respect and tonight on channel 7 we will expose the truth behind Mushroom Kingdoms government roles.
We have heard from a reliable sourse that if you do wrong in Mushroom kingdom you have to answer to the Princess herself. Our recent interview with shcool teacher Mark Tochez has shown the conciquences of littering:
Mark:I was walking along the street eating my favorite ice cream. It was a vanilla fudge pop with sprinkles. It tasted very good and i admitt it tasted kind of like crap but I kept eating it because ......
"Interviewer interupts Mark"
Interviewer:We all dont care if you ate a crappy ice cream pop or that because you ate it your breath now smells like you licked inside a very constapated monkeys butt, we care about the juicy stuff.
Mark:Oh .... ok so i was walking and i threw the wrapper on the floor!! Sone there was angry Toad soldiers at all sides of me. I couldn't stop them from taking me all the way to Peaches castle and throw me into a bright room. The Toads straped me onto a wierd chair. I was there for hours untill Peach came into the room. She was wearing bright pink panties with rose pettle desings on them, her hair was long and styled very sexy,
she had no top on, and a big black damonatrix whip in her hand.
"The interviewer gets aroused and tips over microphone"
Interviewer:Oh sorry that viagra is finally kicking in.
Mark: ............
Mark:Ok then now I was still straped in the chair when she finally spoke. She whispered "Have you been a bad teacher Mr. Techez, do you need a time out". At that moment she whips me once with the the leather whip. "I need to teach you a lesson Mr. Techez" Peach whispered in a erotic voice. At this point I was screaming at the top of my lungs and I she ountinued to talk. "Who's your mommy? Who's your mommy?" she yelled as she licked up my face. At that split second she turns around exposing her thrid breast on the middle of her back. I yelled as the breast bounced around as it was try to jump out of her body. Then she give me a mysterious drink and told me to drink it as fast as i could. Then i drank it quickly and the all goes dark. Suddenly I end up here getting ready to do a interview. I wonder where Peach is?
Interviewer:Oh yea, one more question Mark.
Mark:What's would this question be I ask?
Interviewer:I just wanted to no whos your mommy?
Mark:Excuse me.
"The interviewer quickly takes off his mask and exposes that secretly its Peach in disguise"
Mark:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Peach:Come on honey you need some detention.
"Mark tries to open the nearest door but instead of there being a door knob there is a bright pink vibrator"
Mark:What the?
Peach:I was wondering where i put that, now come over here and give me some sugar.
"The image from the interviewers room is lost"
Well that was indeed a interesting interview and thats all from channel 7. This has been AL Coholic good night.
We have heard from a reliable sourse that if you do wrong in Mushroom kingdom you have to answer to the Princess herself. Our recent interview with shcool teacher Mark Tochez has shown the conciquences of littering:
Mark:I was walking along the street eating my favorite ice cream. It was a vanilla fudge pop with sprinkles. It tasted very good and i admitt it tasted kind of like crap but I kept eating it because ......
"Interviewer interupts Mark"
Interviewer:We all dont care if you ate a crappy ice cream pop or that because you ate it your breath now smells like you licked inside a very constapated monkeys butt, we care about the juicy stuff.
Mark:Oh .... ok so i was walking and i threw the wrapper on the floor!! Sone there was angry Toad soldiers at all sides of me. I couldn't stop them from taking me all the way to Peaches castle and throw me into a bright room. The Toads straped me onto a wierd chair. I was there for hours untill Peach came into the room. She was wearing bright pink panties with rose pettle desings on them, her hair was long and styled very sexy,
she had no top on, and a big black damonatrix whip in her hand.
"The interviewer gets aroused and tips over microphone"
Interviewer:Oh sorry that viagra is finally kicking in.
Mark: ............
Mark:Ok then now I was still straped in the chair when she finally spoke. She whispered "Have you been a bad teacher Mr. Techez, do you need a time out". At that moment she whips me once with the the leather whip. "I need to teach you a lesson Mr. Techez" Peach whispered in a erotic voice. At this point I was screaming at the top of my lungs and I she ountinued to talk. "Who's your mommy? Who's your mommy?" she yelled as she licked up my face. At that split second she turns around exposing her thrid breast on the middle of her back. I yelled as the breast bounced around as it was try to jump out of her body. Then she give me a mysterious drink and told me to drink it as fast as i could. Then i drank it quickly and the all goes dark. Suddenly I end up here getting ready to do a interview. I wonder where Peach is?
Interviewer:Oh yea, one more question Mark.
Mark:What's would this question be I ask?
Interviewer:I just wanted to no whos your mommy?
Mark:Excuse me.
"The interviewer quickly takes off his mask and exposes that secretly its Peach in disguise"
Mark:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Peach:Come on honey you need some detention.
"Mark tries to open the nearest door but instead of there being a door knob there is a bright pink vibrator"
Mark:What the?
Peach:I was wondering where i put that, now come over here and give me some sugar.
"The image from the interviewers room is lost"
Well that was indeed a interesting interview and thats all from channel 7. This has been AL Coholic good night.
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Through countless years Peach has treated the citizens of Mushroom Kingdom with no respect and tonight on channel 7 we will expose the truth behind Mushroom Kingdoms government roles.
We have heard from a reliable sourse that if you do wrong in Mushroom kingdom you have to answer to the Princess herself. Our recent interview with shcool teacher Mark Tochez has shown the conciquences of littering:
Mark:I was walking along the street eating my favorite ice cream. It was a vanilla fudge pop with sprinkles. It tasted very good and i admitt it tasted kind of like crap but I kept eating it because ......
"Interviewer interupts Mark"
Interviewer:We all dont care if you ate a crappy ice cream pop or that because you ate it your breath now smells like you licked inside a very constapated monkeys butt, we care about the juicy stuff.
Mark:Oh .... ok so i was walking and i threw the wrapper on the floor!! Sone there was angry Toad soldiers at all sides of me. I couldn't stop them from taking me all the way to Peaches castle and throw me into a bright room. The Toads straped me onto a wierd chair. I was there for hours untill Peach came into the room. She was wearing bright pink panties with rose pettle desings on them, her hair was long and styled very sexy,
she had no top on, and a big black damonatrix whip in her hand.
"The interviewer gets aroused and tips over microphone"
Interviewer:Oh sorry that viagra is finally kicking in.
Mark: ............
Mark:Ok then now I was still straped in the chair when she finally spoke. She whispered "Have you been a bad teacher Mr. Techez, do you need a time out". At that moment she whips me once with the the leather whip. "I need to teach you a lesson Mr. Techez" Peach whispered in a erotic voice. At this point I was screaming at the top of my lungs and I she ountinued to talk. "Who's your mommy? Who's your mommy?" she yelled as she licked up my face. At that split second she turns around exposing her thrid breast on the middle of her back. I yelled as the breast bounced around as it was try to jump out of her body. Then she give me a mysterious drink and told me to drink it as fast as i could. Then i drank it quickly and the all goes dark. Suddenly I end up here getting ready to do a interview. I wonder where Peach is?
Interviewer:Oh yea, one more question Mark.
Mark:What's would this question be I ask?
Interviewer:I just wanted to no whos your mommy?
Mark:Excuse me.
"The interviewer quickly takes off his mask and exposes that secretly its Peach in disguise"
Mark:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Peach:Come on honey you need some detention.
"Mark tries to open the nearest door but instead of there being a door knob there is a bright pink vibrator"
Mark:What the?
Peach:I was wondering where i put that, now come over here and give me some sugar.
"The image from the interviewers room is lost"
Well that was indeed a interesting interview and thats all from channel 7. This has been AL Coholic good night.
We have heard from a reliable sourse that if you do wrong in Mushroom kingdom you have to answer to the Princess herself. Our recent interview with shcool teacher Mark Tochez has shown the conciquences of littering:
Mark:I was walking along the street eating my favorite ice cream. It was a vanilla fudge pop with sprinkles. It tasted very good and i admitt it tasted kind of like crap but I kept eating it because ......
"Interviewer interupts Mark"
Interviewer:We all dont care if you ate a crappy ice cream pop or that because you ate it your breath now smells like you licked inside a very constapated monkeys butt, we care about the juicy stuff.
Mark:Oh .... ok so i was walking and i threw the wrapper on the floor!! Sone there was angry Toad soldiers at all sides of me. I couldn't stop them from taking me all the way to Peaches castle and throw me into a bright room. The Toads straped me onto a wierd chair. I was there for hours untill Peach came into the room. She was wearing bright pink panties with rose pettle desings on them, her hair was long and styled very sexy,
she had no top on, and a big black damonatrix whip in her hand.
"The interviewer gets aroused and tips over microphone"
Interviewer:Oh sorry that viagra is finally kicking in.
Mark: ............
Mark:Ok then now I was still straped in the chair when she finally spoke. She whispered "Have you been a bad teacher Mr. Techez, do you need a time out". At that moment she whips me once with the the leather whip. "I need to teach you a lesson Mr. Techez" Peach whispered in a erotic voice. At this point I was screaming at the top of my lungs and I she ountinued to talk. "Who's your mommy? Who's your mommy?" she yelled as she licked up my face. At that split second she turns around exposing her thrid breast on the middle of her back. I yelled as the breast bounced around as it was try to jump out of her body. Then she give me a mysterious drink and told me to drink it as fast as i could. Then i drank it quickly and the all goes dark. Suddenly I end up here getting ready to do a interview. I wonder where Peach is?
Interviewer:Oh yea, one more question Mark.
Mark:What's would this question be I ask?
Interviewer:I just wanted to no whos your mommy?
Mark:Excuse me.
"The interviewer quickly takes off his mask and exposes that secretly its Peach in disguise"
Mark:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Peach:Come on honey you need some detention.
"Mark tries to open the nearest door but instead of there being a door knob there is a bright pink vibrator"
Mark:What the?
Peach:I was wondering where i put that, now come over here and give me some sugar.
"The image from the interviewers room is lost"
Well that was indeed a interesting interview and thats all from channel 7. This has been AL Coholic good night.
That's funny. I don't really know why, but it just is.
cause secretly im peach in disguise 2
"takes off mask"
whos ur mommy
"takes off mask"
whos ur mommy
I like you r tagline ! ! ! -
thnx ur so kind ill have on my ¥Shrubber¥ rocks t-shirt by tommorow
quinty ur a this is the way i express my writting and you think it's not me
"sighs"
"sighs"
That was funny by you but people don't know why.
DO YOU?
DO YOU?
ppl think this is funny but dont no y cause secretly they want to full fill there fantacies with peach and her fresh colored panties
I've never had any fantasies about Ms. Toadstool I'm happy to say!
Not even when I've had the opportunity to zoom in on her breasts or look up her dress in Super Smash Bros Melees Trophy Gallery!
Did I just say that out loud?
Not even when I've had the opportunity to zoom in on her breasts or look up her dress in Super Smash Bros Melees Trophy Gallery!
Did I just say that out loud?
Your not alone Edgy? I just wont tell you why you're not alone because i didnt do that of course. Yea .......
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