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Whats happening to our games these days? Does anyone remember sweet old Conker from Diddy Kong Racing for N64? He was the nice mysterious character that no one knew much about except the fact he had a very noticable high voice. Conker looked so young and innocent.
As the days went by, there came out a game called Banjo Kazooie. Banjo was a slow player in Diddy Kong Racing that looked pretty dopey. Banjo Kazooie had the Banjo with his same dopey ways and even had a new partner Kazooie, a bired that through the whole game is in Banjo's backpack. Finally, gamers figured out what was in that big blue backpack that he carried around in Diddy Kong Racing.
The average gamer would now think that some of those other players in Diddy Kong Racing would engage on there own adventure soon but no one thought that the next person that would be there own game is Conker. Conkers first game was extremly boring and childish. The makers of the game probably thought the same thing because what they're next project was was a great idea.
Conker's Bad Fur Day is a game based on Conker getting home because he got way to hung over the night before, and picking up some cash along the way. Conker's weapon of choice fis is trusty frying pan that he uses to smack around anyone in his way. Conker's life meter is chocolate and if he runs out of chocolate he dies. Conker's Bad Fur Day is filled with poo, big breasted flowers, hung over bees, stupid gardening tools, Matrix stunts, cats(those bloody things, and last but not least cash.
Now that the new Conker's Bad Fur Day will be in stores soon, what can we expect from this drunk and money hungry squirel. Hopefully there will be alot of poo and big breasted hookers in this installment but I really hope its not a horrible re-make.
As the days went by, there came out a game called Banjo Kazooie. Banjo was a slow player in Diddy Kong Racing that looked pretty dopey. Banjo Kazooie had the Banjo with his same dopey ways and even had a new partner Kazooie, a bired that through the whole game is in Banjo's backpack. Finally, gamers figured out what was in that big blue backpack that he carried around in Diddy Kong Racing.
The average gamer would now think that some of those other players in Diddy Kong Racing would engage on there own adventure soon but no one thought that the next person that would be there own game is Conker. Conkers first game was extremly boring and childish. The makers of the game probably thought the same thing because what they're next project was was a great idea.
Conker's Bad Fur Day is a game based on Conker getting home because he got way to hung over the night before, and picking up some cash along the way. Conker's weapon of choice fis is trusty frying pan that he uses to smack around anyone in his way. Conker's life meter is chocolate and if he runs out of chocolate he dies. Conker's Bad Fur Day is filled with poo, big breasted flowers, hung over bees, stupid gardening tools, Matrix stunts, cats(those bloody things, and last but not least cash.
Now that the new Conker's Bad Fur Day will be in stores soon, what can we expect from this drunk and money hungry squirel. Hopefully there will be alot of poo and big breasted hookers in this installment but I really hope its not a horrible re-make.
Whats happening to our games these days? Does anyone remember sweet old Conker from Diddy Kong Racing for N64? He was the nice mysterious character that no one knew much about except the fact he had a very noticable high voice. Conker looked so young and innocent.
As the days went by, there came out a game called Banjo Kazooie. Banjo was a slow player in Diddy Kong Racing that looked pretty dopey. Banjo Kazooie had the Banjo with his same dopey ways and even had a new partner Kazooie, a bired that through the whole game is in Banjo's backpack. Finally, gamers figured out what was in that big blue backpack that he carried around in Diddy Kong Racing.
The average gamer would now think that some of those other players in Diddy Kong Racing would engage on there own adventure soon but no one thought that the next person that would be there own game is Conker. Conkers first game was extremly boring and childish. The makers of the game probably thought the same thing because what they're next project was was a great idea.
Conker's Bad Fur Day is a game based on Conker getting home because he got way to hung over the night before, and picking up some cash along the way. Conker's weapon of choice fis is trusty frying pan that he uses to smack around anyone in his way. Conker's life meter is chocolate and if he runs out of chocolate he dies. Conker's Bad Fur Day is filled with poo, big breasted flowers, hung over bees, stupid gardening tools, Matrix stunts, cats(those bloody things, and last but not least cash.
Now that the new Conker's Bad Fur Day will be in stores soon, what can we expect from this drunk and money hungry squirel. Hopefully there will be alot of poo and big breasted hookers in this installment but I really hope its not a horrible re-make.
As the days went by, there came out a game called Banjo Kazooie. Banjo was a slow player in Diddy Kong Racing that looked pretty dopey. Banjo Kazooie had the Banjo with his same dopey ways and even had a new partner Kazooie, a bired that through the whole game is in Banjo's backpack. Finally, gamers figured out what was in that big blue backpack that he carried around in Diddy Kong Racing.
The average gamer would now think that some of those other players in Diddy Kong Racing would engage on there own adventure soon but no one thought that the next person that would be there own game is Conker. Conkers first game was extremly boring and childish. The makers of the game probably thought the same thing because what they're next project was was a great idea.
Conker's Bad Fur Day is a game based on Conker getting home because he got way to hung over the night before, and picking up some cash along the way. Conker's weapon of choice fis is trusty frying pan that he uses to smack around anyone in his way. Conker's life meter is chocolate and if he runs out of chocolate he dies. Conker's Bad Fur Day is filled with poo, big breasted flowers, hung over bees, stupid gardening tools, Matrix stunts, cats(those bloody things, and last but not least cash.
Now that the new Conker's Bad Fur Day will be in stores soon, what can we expect from this drunk and money hungry squirel. Hopefully there will be alot of poo and big breasted hookers in this installment but I really hope its not a horrible re-make.
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I'd like to see Conker have more comical attack moves, like:
-A boxing glove attached to the end of a long stick.
-Flash powder which transforms his enemies into ridiculous forms such as Elvis impersonators and camp sailors.
-Hungry ferrets - he could pop them down his enemy's trousers.
-Some evil-looking nutcrackers.
-And make it so he can use his p!ss attack more.
Stuff like that.
-A boxing glove attached to the end of a long stick.
-Flash powder which transforms his enemies into ridiculous forms such as Elvis impersonators and camp sailors.
-Hungry ferrets - he could pop them down his enemy's trousers.
-Some evil-looking nutcrackers.
-And make it so he can use his p!ss attack more.
Stuff like that.
and more opra singing poo monsters