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It was quite a normal day; I came home from school, ran up stairs, slammed the door, stuck the DVD player on and heard some crackling. I went over to look inside it, it seemed quite normal. I thought it was nothing so just put the disk in. The screen just went blank then a couple of seconds later it came up on the screen 'Insert the human'. What's going on here I thought to myself. Last thing I remember before it happened was that...
"Where am I?”
"Your on the death star Luke"
"Ha ha very funny now where am I"
"On the Deathstar"
"Wait there is that you...Obi One. Oh my god it is you!"
"Err are you O.K?"
"Come on anyway we’ve got to go"
"Where to?"
"To kill Darth Vader you idiot!"
"But he's my farther isn't he"
"Yeah, but he is trying to kill you"
"Oh lets go get him then"
"Alright"
Obi One and Luke make there way to Darth Vaders room.
"Hey why are you trying to kill me?"
"You will kill me otherwise"
Luke takes a lightsaber and so does Darth Vader but Luke doesn’t know what to do so he gets stabbed.
"You stabbed me!
"Yes and now you are going to die"
"Oh, well I can't do anything so I guess I am"
Luke’s eyes start to close and everything starts to go dark.
Something or Someone is shaking Sarah.
"Come on get up he'll be trying to find us right now!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm the Terminator"
"Yeah O.k. whatever, firstly I'm suppose to be Luke Skywalker and now I'm supose to be, who am I?"
"You are Sarah, the mother of the unborn child who can help the future of mankind"
"Sarah, did you say he’d be coming after us?"
"Yes, the person who will try to kill you so he isn't born"
"Well lets go then"
"My bikes over here"
"You gonna give us a croggy or sumin?"
"A motorbike you idiot"
"Well you look heavy so you stay here, give me that gun and you can wait for the thing and kill it"
Sarah rides of into the distance.
"But how am I suppose to defend myself"
"She can get lost, I'm getting out of here"
"Hmmm, is that a luxurious, expensive and un-stealeable car over there?"
"Yes it is!"
Terminator walks over to it, punches through the window and drives to Sarah and knocks her off the bike for leaving him. He laughs evilly as he drives off into the distance.
High above in the starry sky the enemy jumps out of a plane and falls directly down to Sarah.
"Well at least that thing he was talking about is no where to be seen"
"Oh look a shooting star!"
"Wait there is that thing coming closer and closer to me and if I don’t move soon it is going to land right on top of me?"
"Most probably not"
Suddenly it falls directly on top of Sarah and breaks her neck (who could of expected that?).
"You just broke my neck"
"Sorry madam"
"You should be!"
"It's just I'm trying to catch this woman and then I'm suppose to kill her"
"Oh, you better hurry up and do it then before that time machine in your parachute bag detonates and sends me back to 1969"
"Yeah I guess I better"
"Will you just hold it while I tie my shoes lace?"
"Yeah O.K. there's only 5 seconds to go so there's no reason not to take your time"
Suddenly Sarah is sent spiralling through time to 1969.
"Hey what's your name baby?"
"I don't know"
"I'll just make up a totally ridiculous name which sounds rather dirty"
"O.K"
"So then Missy Goodshoes, wanna come back to my place and do something"
"What do you have in that mind of yours"
"I thought that we could pop open a couple of beers, and watch the latest DVD sensation, The Lord of the rings 2 Disk boxset!"
"Oh my god are you serious!"
"As serious as I've ever been in my entire life"
Suddenly Basil walks in on Missy Goodshoes and, you should have guessed by now, Austin Powers.
"Sorry to spoil your fun but we've got a serious problem Austin"
"What is it Basil"
"It's your father Austin"
"Papa?"
"Yes your father"
"He's been kidnapped by a brand new villain we've never heard of before and taken him to a top secret location"
"All we know is he is called Mini Evil and the location is:
01 UKChatforums,
S Reserve Close,
Next door to this room,
In room 22 and your in 21,
P O Box: G0 N0W"
"I'm sorry I couldn't be any more helpful"
Austin Powers and Missy Goodshoes take the long journey to the room next door, it takes so much energy out of them that they go to the local cafe for a pancake and cigarette first.
There is a really fat guy outside the secret locations door.
"Hey Missy Goodshoes is that some babyback ribs down the corridor, the first right, second left, third right and then down to the first storey, out the main doors and in the middle of the road?"
"Why yes, I do believe it is"
" I wonder how much longer they are going to be there for?"
"Not long I bet!"
The really fat guy runs there/rolls there put a car crashes into him and burns the babyback ribs so the fat guy eats the car but gets oil in his blood so he rolls onto the floor and dies, the biggest traffic jam in history occurs now.
"Hey Mini Evil let go of my father and I'll give you some chocolate"
"Alright, here you go"
"Your not that evil after all so you don't get the chocolate"
"Awwwwwww it’s biting off my leg, the little *******!"
"Get it off, get it off!"
"Alright Austin"
"Not the leg, him"
"Oh, it can be stitched back on so no need to worry"
"COLIN WAKE UP, WAKE UP"
"Huh what’s a matter mam?"
“Your stuck inside the DVD player!”
"Where am I?”
"Your on the death star Luke"
"Ha ha very funny now where am I"
"On the Deathstar"
"Wait there is that you...Obi One. Oh my god it is you!"
"Err are you O.K?"
"Come on anyway we’ve got to go"
"Where to?"
"To kill Darth Vader you idiot!"
"But he's my farther isn't he"
"Yeah, but he is trying to kill you"
"Oh lets go get him then"
"Alright"
Obi One and Luke make there way to Darth Vaders room.
"Hey why are you trying to kill me?"
"You will kill me otherwise"
Luke takes a lightsaber and so does Darth Vader but Luke doesn’t know what to do so he gets stabbed.
"You stabbed me!
"Yes and now you are going to die"
"Oh, well I can't do anything so I guess I am"
Luke’s eyes start to close and everything starts to go dark.
Something or Someone is shaking Sarah.
"Come on get up he'll be trying to find us right now!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm the Terminator"
"Yeah O.k. whatever, firstly I'm suppose to be Luke Skywalker and now I'm supose to be, who am I?"
"You are Sarah, the mother of the unborn child who can help the future of mankind"
"Sarah, did you say he’d be coming after us?"
"Yes, the person who will try to kill you so he isn't born"
"Well lets go then"
"My bikes over here"
"You gonna give us a croggy or sumin?"
"A motorbike you idiot"
"Well you look heavy so you stay here, give me that gun and you can wait for the thing and kill it"
Sarah rides of into the distance.
"But how am I suppose to defend myself"
"She can get lost, I'm getting out of here"
"Hmmm, is that a luxurious, expensive and un-stealeable car over there?"
"Yes it is!"
Terminator walks over to it, punches through the window and drives to Sarah and knocks her off the bike for leaving him. He laughs evilly as he drives off into the distance.
High above in the starry sky the enemy jumps out of a plane and falls directly down to Sarah.
"Well at least that thing he was talking about is no where to be seen"
"Oh look a shooting star!"
"Wait there is that thing coming closer and closer to me and if I don’t move soon it is going to land right on top of me?"
"Most probably not"
Suddenly it falls directly on top of Sarah and breaks her neck (who could of expected that?).
"You just broke my neck"
"Sorry madam"
"You should be!"
"It's just I'm trying to catch this woman and then I'm suppose to kill her"
"Oh, you better hurry up and do it then before that time machine in your parachute bag detonates and sends me back to 1969"
"Yeah I guess I better"
"Will you just hold it while I tie my shoes lace?"
"Yeah O.K. there's only 5 seconds to go so there's no reason not to take your time"
Suddenly Sarah is sent spiralling through time to 1969.
"Hey what's your name baby?"
"I don't know"
"I'll just make up a totally ridiculous name which sounds rather dirty"
"O.K"
"So then Missy Goodshoes, wanna come back to my place and do something"
"What do you have in that mind of yours"
"I thought that we could pop open a couple of beers, and watch the latest DVD sensation, The Lord of the rings 2 Disk boxset!"
"Oh my god are you serious!"
"As serious as I've ever been in my entire life"
Suddenly Basil walks in on Missy Goodshoes and, you should have guessed by now, Austin Powers.
"Sorry to spoil your fun but we've got a serious problem Austin"
"What is it Basil"
"It's your father Austin"
"Papa?"
"Yes your father"
"He's been kidnapped by a brand new villain we've never heard of before and taken him to a top secret location"
"All we know is he is called Mini Evil and the location is:
01 UKChatforums,
S Reserve Close,
Next door to this room,
In room 22 and your in 21,
P O Box: G0 N0W"
"I'm sorry I couldn't be any more helpful"
Austin Powers and Missy Goodshoes take the long journey to the room next door, it takes so much energy out of them that they go to the local cafe for a pancake and cigarette first.
There is a really fat guy outside the secret locations door.
"Hey Missy Goodshoes is that some babyback ribs down the corridor, the first right, second left, third right and then down to the first storey, out the main doors and in the middle of the road?"
"Why yes, I do believe it is"
" I wonder how much longer they are going to be there for?"
"Not long I bet!"
The really fat guy runs there/rolls there put a car crashes into him and burns the babyback ribs so the fat guy eats the car but gets oil in his blood so he rolls onto the floor and dies, the biggest traffic jam in history occurs now.
"Hey Mini Evil let go of my father and I'll give you some chocolate"
"Alright, here you go"
"Your not that evil after all so you don't get the chocolate"
"Awwwwwww it’s biting off my leg, the little *******!"
"Get it off, get it off!"
"Alright Austin"
"Not the leg, him"
"Oh, it can be stitched back on so no need to worry"
"COLIN WAKE UP, WAKE UP"
"Huh what’s a matter mam?"
“Your stuck inside the DVD player!”
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It was quite a normal day; I came home from school, ran up stairs, slammed the door, stuck the DVD player on and heard some crackling. I went over to look inside it, it seemed quite normal. I thought it was nothing so just put the disk in. The screen just went blank then a couple of seconds later it came up on the screen 'Insert the human'. What's going on here I thought to myself. Last thing I remember before it happened was that...
"Where am I?”
"Your on the death star Luke"
"Ha ha very funny now where am I"
"On the Deathstar"
"Wait there is that you...Obi One. Oh my god it is you!"
"Err are you O.K?"
"Come on anyway we’ve got to go"
"Where to?"
"To kill Darth Vader you idiot!"
"But he's my farther isn't he"
"Yeah, but he is trying to kill you"
"Oh lets go get him then"
"Alright"
Obi One and Luke make there way to Darth Vaders room.
"Hey why are you trying to kill me?"
"You will kill me otherwise"
Luke takes a lightsaber and so does Darth Vader but Luke doesn’t know what to do so he gets stabbed.
"You stabbed me!
"Yes and now you are going to die"
"Oh, well I can't do anything so I guess I am"
Luke’s eyes start to close and everything starts to go dark.
Something or Someone is shaking Sarah.
"Come on get up he'll be trying to find us right now!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm the Terminator"
"Yeah O.k. whatever, firstly I'm suppose to be Luke Skywalker and now I'm supose to be, who am I?"
"You are Sarah, the mother of the unborn child who can help the future of mankind"
"Sarah, did you say he’d be coming after us?"
"Yes, the person who will try to kill you so he isn't born"
"Well lets go then"
"My bikes over here"
"You gonna give us a croggy or sumin?"
"A motorbike you idiot"
"Well you look heavy so you stay here, give me that gun and you can wait for the thing and kill it"
Sarah rides of into the distance.
"But how am I suppose to defend myself"
"She can get lost, I'm getting out of here"
"Hmmm, is that a luxurious, expensive and un-stealeable car over there?"
"Yes it is!"
Terminator walks over to it, punches through the window and drives to Sarah and knocks her off the bike for leaving him. He laughs evilly as he drives off into the distance.
High above in the starry sky the enemy jumps out of a plane and falls directly down to Sarah.
"Well at least that thing he was talking about is no where to be seen"
"Oh look a shooting star!"
"Wait there is that thing coming closer and closer to me and if I don’t move soon it is going to land right on top of me?"
"Most probably not"
Suddenly it falls directly on top of Sarah and breaks her neck (who could of expected that?).
"You just broke my neck"
"Sorry madam"
"You should be!"
"It's just I'm trying to catch this woman and then I'm suppose to kill her"
"Oh, you better hurry up and do it then before that time machine in your parachute bag detonates and sends me back to 1969"
"Yeah I guess I better"
"Will you just hold it while I tie my shoes lace?"
"Yeah O.K. there's only 5 seconds to go so there's no reason not to take your time"
Suddenly Sarah is sent spiralling through time to 1969.
"Hey what's your name baby?"
"I don't know"
"I'll just make up a totally ridiculous name which sounds rather dirty"
"O.K"
"So then Missy Goodshoes, wanna come back to my place and do something"
"What do you have in that mind of yours"
"I thought that we could pop open a couple of beers, and watch the latest DVD sensation, The Lord of the rings 2 Disk boxset!"
"Oh my god are you serious!"
"As serious as I've ever been in my entire life"
Suddenly Basil walks in on Missy Goodshoes and, you should have guessed by now, Austin Powers.
"Sorry to spoil your fun but we've got a serious problem Austin"
"What is it Basil"
"It's your father Austin"
"Papa?"
"Yes your father"
"He's been kidnapped by a brand new villain we've never heard of before and taken him to a top secret location"
"All we know is he is called Mini Evil and the location is:
01 UKChatforums,
S Reserve Close,
Next door to this room,
In room 22 and your in 21,
P O Box: G0 N0W"
"I'm sorry I couldn't be any more helpful"
Austin Powers and Missy Goodshoes take the long journey to the room next door, it takes so much energy out of them that they go to the local cafe for a pancake and cigarette first.
There is a really fat guy outside the secret locations door.
"Hey Missy Goodshoes is that some babyback ribs down the corridor, the first right, second left, third right and then down to the first storey, out the main doors and in the middle of the road?"
"Why yes, I do believe it is"
" I wonder how much longer they are going to be there for?"
"Not long I bet!"
The really fat guy runs there/rolls there put a car crashes into him and burns the babyback ribs so the fat guy eats the car but gets oil in his blood so he rolls onto the floor and dies, the biggest traffic jam in history occurs now.
"Hey Mini Evil let go of my father and I'll give you some chocolate"
"Alright, here you go"
"Your not that evil after all so you don't get the chocolate"
"Awwwwwww it’s biting off my leg, the little *******!"
"Get it off, get it off!"
"Alright Austin"
"Not the leg, him"
"Oh, it can be stitched back on so no need to worry"
"COLIN WAKE UP, WAKE UP"
"Huh what’s a matter mam?"
“Your stuck inside the DVD player!”
"Where am I?”
"Your on the death star Luke"
"Ha ha very funny now where am I"
"On the Deathstar"
"Wait there is that you...Obi One. Oh my god it is you!"
"Err are you O.K?"
"Come on anyway we’ve got to go"
"Where to?"
"To kill Darth Vader you idiot!"
"But he's my farther isn't he"
"Yeah, but he is trying to kill you"
"Oh lets go get him then"
"Alright"
Obi One and Luke make there way to Darth Vaders room.
"Hey why are you trying to kill me?"
"You will kill me otherwise"
Luke takes a lightsaber and so does Darth Vader but Luke doesn’t know what to do so he gets stabbed.
"You stabbed me!
"Yes and now you are going to die"
"Oh, well I can't do anything so I guess I am"
Luke’s eyes start to close and everything starts to go dark.
Something or Someone is shaking Sarah.
"Come on get up he'll be trying to find us right now!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm the Terminator"
"Yeah O.k. whatever, firstly I'm suppose to be Luke Skywalker and now I'm supose to be, who am I?"
"You are Sarah, the mother of the unborn child who can help the future of mankind"
"Sarah, did you say he’d be coming after us?"
"Yes, the person who will try to kill you so he isn't born"
"Well lets go then"
"My bikes over here"
"You gonna give us a croggy or sumin?"
"A motorbike you idiot"
"Well you look heavy so you stay here, give me that gun and you can wait for the thing and kill it"
Sarah rides of into the distance.
"But how am I suppose to defend myself"
"She can get lost, I'm getting out of here"
"Hmmm, is that a luxurious, expensive and un-stealeable car over there?"
"Yes it is!"
Terminator walks over to it, punches through the window and drives to Sarah and knocks her off the bike for leaving him. He laughs evilly as he drives off into the distance.
High above in the starry sky the enemy jumps out of a plane and falls directly down to Sarah.
"Well at least that thing he was talking about is no where to be seen"
"Oh look a shooting star!"
"Wait there is that thing coming closer and closer to me and if I don’t move soon it is going to land right on top of me?"
"Most probably not"
Suddenly it falls directly on top of Sarah and breaks her neck (who could of expected that?).
"You just broke my neck"
"Sorry madam"
"You should be!"
"It's just I'm trying to catch this woman and then I'm suppose to kill her"
"Oh, you better hurry up and do it then before that time machine in your parachute bag detonates and sends me back to 1969"
"Yeah I guess I better"
"Will you just hold it while I tie my shoes lace?"
"Yeah O.K. there's only 5 seconds to go so there's no reason not to take your time"
Suddenly Sarah is sent spiralling through time to 1969.
"Hey what's your name baby?"
"I don't know"
"I'll just make up a totally ridiculous name which sounds rather dirty"
"O.K"
"So then Missy Goodshoes, wanna come back to my place and do something"
"What do you have in that mind of yours"
"I thought that we could pop open a couple of beers, and watch the latest DVD sensation, The Lord of the rings 2 Disk boxset!"
"Oh my god are you serious!"
"As serious as I've ever been in my entire life"
Suddenly Basil walks in on Missy Goodshoes and, you should have guessed by now, Austin Powers.
"Sorry to spoil your fun but we've got a serious problem Austin"
"What is it Basil"
"It's your father Austin"
"Papa?"
"Yes your father"
"He's been kidnapped by a brand new villain we've never heard of before and taken him to a top secret location"
"All we know is he is called Mini Evil and the location is:
01 UKChatforums,
S Reserve Close,
Next door to this room,
In room 22 and your in 21,
P O Box: G0 N0W"
"I'm sorry I couldn't be any more helpful"
Austin Powers and Missy Goodshoes take the long journey to the room next door, it takes so much energy out of them that they go to the local cafe for a pancake and cigarette first.
There is a really fat guy outside the secret locations door.
"Hey Missy Goodshoes is that some babyback ribs down the corridor, the first right, second left, third right and then down to the first storey, out the main doors and in the middle of the road?"
"Why yes, I do believe it is"
" I wonder how much longer they are going to be there for?"
"Not long I bet!"
The really fat guy runs there/rolls there put a car crashes into him and burns the babyback ribs so the fat guy eats the car but gets oil in his blood so he rolls onto the floor and dies, the biggest traffic jam in history occurs now.
"Hey Mini Evil let go of my father and I'll give you some chocolate"
"Alright, here you go"
"Your not that evil after all so you don't get the chocolate"
"Awwwwwww it’s biting off my leg, the little *******!"
"Get it off, get it off!"
"Alright Austin"
"Not the leg, him"
"Oh, it can be stitched back on so no need to worry"
"COLIN WAKE UP, WAKE UP"
"Huh what’s a matter mam?"
“Your stuck inside the DVD player!”