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HI, I’m Sheriff Mike Wallace. You may know characters like yoshi and tails as lovable game characters. However, being second to people like Mario and sonic can shut you in the dark. Ordinary people like you; the audience have captured these characters taking out their evil crimes, on your home videos. What can drive these game characters to cause these hideous crimes? Find out on “WHEN GAME CHARACTERS GO BAD!”
Our First video was sent in by Neville Higginbottom who describes viewing a orange crazed dog running around the park whipping little kids with it’s two tails and infecting anyone who tryed to stop him with rabies. Upon closer inspection we find out it is actually miles prower. But as he is about to terroize more kids, he discovers Mr Higginbottom filming him. He runs over and smashes the lens with both his tails. You can then make out of a blurred screen miles flying away in what seemed to be a huge egg ship. Later on, we caught up with Miles with our undercover camera.
Us* Hi, miles, we have evidence of you tearing up the park
Miles* uhhhh, but I’ve been with sonic all day
*Thinks of stratetic plan
Us* isn’t sonic great
Miles* uhhhh, that DAMN SONIC. He thinks he’s so great and yet can he fly? HA HA HA, he may go fast but CAN HE FLY?
Within an instance miles starts tearing up the room, throwing tables at us before flying off in his aeroplane. We later get word that he was arrested on sight after a burglary at the Local museum. He was found to have stolen the Chaos emerald.
Sentence, 9 years
Parole in 6.
Our second Bad character was informed to us by Norman Heaving.
He informed us that down there were a huge drug’s ring down town every night.
With this information, we set off for the red light district. We first of all go to meet our undercover man. As soon as we enter his house, all you can see is smoke with the sound of Jamaican music coming from the living room. The smell is quite nice and I feel quite… HAPPY! Anyway we enter the living room to find a pink hairy object with a spliff in his mouth. I can reveal it was knuckles, who coincidentally hadn’t heard of Miles behaviour. I didn’t care for the guy; after all, he isn’t the only one who can fly. Wanna fly with me? As he says this, he hands me his bong. No thanks we reply.
After 3 hours of socialising, we are told that now is the time to move. Me and knuckles firstly start off around the corner. We see a Porsche with a Hooker bent over. We give a whistle and the hooker looks up to reveal herself as Coco bandicoot.
This is the only way I can pay the rent, she states. Then another hooker flings her out the way and jumps in the back seat. We catch a quick peek to see that it was Brittney spears, and apparently she doesn’t charge you for the privilege.
We move on and knuckles takes us down an alley. There is a man in the shadows offering to sell us drugs. I reveal I have no money and then suddenly we are grabbed by 2 more men and halted back to his bosses HQ. We are flung through the gold plated doors and collapse on the floor. We look up to see the boss dresses as a pimper.
He has a gold medallion around his neck and is wearing a puffy jacket as well as many rings. Ho, where’s my money, he claims. It’s none other than Yoshi himself.
He offers to redeem us if we do a job for him. And a bonus is included he states. Then from the back of the room emerge more hookers. It’s none other than Ling Xioyu and Tina Armstrong in her cat costume. I baggsy Tina, knuckles shouts without hesitation.
Our job was to deliver a package to Princess Toadstool’s palace. Apparently Mario was there as well for reasons unknown. We enter the front door and then through satellite communications, we were told to place the package in princess toadstool’s room. We were about to enter the room when we heard weird noises. Knuckles kicks the door down to see *************************** each other up the ***************.
Anyway, the following cannot be revealed until tonight’s late night edition episode.
I’ve been Sheriff Mike Wallace showing you when Game characters GO BAD!
Our First video was sent in by Neville Higginbottom who describes viewing a orange crazed dog running around the park whipping little kids with it’s two tails and infecting anyone who tryed to stop him with rabies. Upon closer inspection we find out it is actually miles prower. But as he is about to terroize more kids, he discovers Mr Higginbottom filming him. He runs over and smashes the lens with both his tails. You can then make out of a blurred screen miles flying away in what seemed to be a huge egg ship. Later on, we caught up with Miles with our undercover camera.
Us* Hi, miles, we have evidence of you tearing up the park
Miles* uhhhh, but I’ve been with sonic all day
*Thinks of stratetic plan
Us* isn’t sonic great
Miles* uhhhh, that DAMN SONIC. He thinks he’s so great and yet can he fly? HA HA HA, he may go fast but CAN HE FLY?
Within an instance miles starts tearing up the room, throwing tables at us before flying off in his aeroplane. We later get word that he was arrested on sight after a burglary at the Local museum. He was found to have stolen the Chaos emerald.
Sentence, 9 years
Parole in 6.
Our second Bad character was informed to us by Norman Heaving.
He informed us that down there were a huge drug’s ring down town every night.
With this information, we set off for the red light district. We first of all go to meet our undercover man. As soon as we enter his house, all you can see is smoke with the sound of Jamaican music coming from the living room. The smell is quite nice and I feel quite… HAPPY! Anyway we enter the living room to find a pink hairy object with a spliff in his mouth. I can reveal it was knuckles, who coincidentally hadn’t heard of Miles behaviour. I didn’t care for the guy; after all, he isn’t the only one who can fly. Wanna fly with me? As he says this, he hands me his bong. No thanks we reply.
After 3 hours of socialising, we are told that now is the time to move. Me and knuckles firstly start off around the corner. We see a Porsche with a Hooker bent over. We give a whistle and the hooker looks up to reveal herself as Coco bandicoot.
This is the only way I can pay the rent, she states. Then another hooker flings her out the way and jumps in the back seat. We catch a quick peek to see that it was Brittney spears, and apparently she doesn’t charge you for the privilege.
We move on and knuckles takes us down an alley. There is a man in the shadows offering to sell us drugs. I reveal I have no money and then suddenly we are grabbed by 2 more men and halted back to his bosses HQ. We are flung through the gold plated doors and collapse on the floor. We look up to see the boss dresses as a pimper.
He has a gold medallion around his neck and is wearing a puffy jacket as well as many rings. Ho, where’s my money, he claims. It’s none other than Yoshi himself.
He offers to redeem us if we do a job for him. And a bonus is included he states. Then from the back of the room emerge more hookers. It’s none other than Ling Xioyu and Tina Armstrong in her cat costume. I baggsy Tina, knuckles shouts without hesitation.
Our job was to deliver a package to Princess Toadstool’s palace. Apparently Mario was there as well for reasons unknown. We enter the front door and then through satellite communications, we were told to place the package in princess toadstool’s room. We were about to enter the room when we heard weird noises. Knuckles kicks the door down to see *************************** each other up the ***************.
Anyway, the following cannot be revealed until tonight’s late night edition episode.
I’ve been Sheriff Mike Wallace showing you when Game characters GO BAD!
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Drunk Cow wrote:
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And that is why you're gonna get banned
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And that is why you're gonna get banned
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Na†ßu© wrote:
> Neville Higginbottom wrote:
> So your'e not taking this seriously then !
>
> It's all true - I have the video's !
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> Norman....
It's a pleasure to meet you sir !
> Neville Higginbottom wrote:
> So your'e not taking this seriously then !
>
> It's all true - I have the video's !
>
> Norman....
It's a pleasure to meet you sir !
Neville Higginbottom wrote:
> So your'e not taking this seriously then !
>
> It's all true - I have the video's !
Norman....
> So your'e not taking this seriously then !
>
> It's all true - I have the video's !
Norman....
In light of Drunk Cow's recent posts, notice they are all similar to this.
I'm not accusing him of copying cause he isn't copying officially.
But here is the original and best. So READ!
I'm not accusing him of copying cause he isn't copying officially.
But here is the original and best. So READ!
So your'e not taking this seriously then !
It's all true - I have the video's !
It's all true - I have the video's !
nice topic
although its disconcerting seeing people refering to you as "mandy" cos thats meh GFs name lol.
although its disconcerting seeing people refering to you as "mandy" cos thats meh GFs name lol.
Thanks for the replys guys
Appreciate them :D
Appreciate them :D
An entertaining read, but one thing - Coco Bandicoot - a hooker?
:D
:D
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