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"A Newbie Ignorer Story - Goatboy is busy"

Goatboy sat at work, listening to Ok Computer and browsing the web. WHEN SUDDENLY... an MSN box popped up.

newbiee: helo goatboy your a notable thats cool how r u a notable?

Goatboy narrowed his eyes, and starred at the screen. He was enjoying relaxing. Why the hell had this muppet come along? He wrote back.

Goatboy: What?

newbiee: sorry for distubing u my master i didnt mean to upset u lol

Goatboy: Shut up and leave me alone, I'm busy.

newbiee: im sorry i just wanted to chat

Goatboy: F**k off.

newbiee: dont be rude

Goatboy: No, seriously, shut up. Stop writing. Stop replying to me.

newbiee: why?

Goatboy: F**k off. F**k off f**k off f**k off. Go outside. Read a book. Do anything except talk to me. I don't want to know you exist. Go away.

newbiee: why dont you want to no i exist??

Goatboy: F**K OFF YOU F**KING RETARDED CHILD

newbiee: u notables fink u r so high & mighty

*You have been blocked by Goatboy*

Goatboy found it difficult to relax for the rest of the day.

COMING SOON - SHEEPY CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, THE FIRST IN A TRILOGY

Scary!!
If that happened to me I would leave one eye open while i sleep for a while.
Stockers take my oatmeal i don't like them
And goatboy im impressed ..... .o.k. im pleased ....... well o.k. really im constapated but who cares.

Goatboy wrote:
> But as soon as I log on
> BANG!!!
> "i lyke the gaycube comment u mayke"
> "F##k off"
> "wot?"
> "Please"
> "u speshul?"
> "I'm checking my email, please leave me alone"
> "i hayte u"
> "Good, let's have a fight. With knives"
> "wot?"
>
> GOATBOY HAS BLOCKED YOU

Genius

:D

MSN messanger sucks anyway, Its totally W##k (as goatboy would say) on my computer.

And people STILL want to be a notable...

I would be good if it said "Goatboy has blocked you".
Pity all it says is "Goatboy cannot replie because he/she appears to be offline."

SHEEPY wrote:
> Don't think I've ever talked to Goatboy on MSN since last Summer with
> Myst or something... I'm too scared, so instead I annoy Grix.
********
What I do?

*Dringo removes cap*

LOL!

Probably also has really happened...

:-D

Stryke wrote:
Then I notice him coming online and don't talk to him because he's
> probably looking at the lesbians in his office stroking each other or
> something.

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I wish.
Speaking of which, time for another "I love my job post"

Why is everyone scared to talk to me?

I'm a fluffy bunny really.
The only complaint I have is that I use MSN to check my email,it tells me if I have any faster than logging into hotmail.

But as soon as I log on
BANG!!!
"i lyke the gaycube comment u mayke"
"F##k off"
"wot?"
"Please"
"u speshul?"
"I'm checking my email, please leave me alone"
"i hayte u"
"Good, let's have a fight. With knives"
"wot?"

GOATBOY HAS BLOCKED YOU

I talked to him once to thank him for Clutch CD and then to say I'd had it nicked along with all my CDs, damn northerners, can he tell me which albums were on there?

Then I notice him coming online and don't talk to him because he's probably looking at the lesbians in his office stroking each other or something.