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After the successes of vacuum-em-up Luigi’s mansion (despite having to retract the ‘sucky-sucky cheap yen’ adverts) and clean-em-up Mario sunshine in the Japanese market, and aided by the warm reception of simulation gardening title Pikmin and the news that wario land will be based around doing the washing up, nintendo have today released details of plans for their latest project.
‘Mario paint’ began Miyamoto, at this morning’s Japanese press conference ‘showed a great deal of potential for the super Nintendo. However, we feel that we made some mistakes from which valuable lessons were learned at the time. It is now appropriate for Nintendo to draw on these experiences and update Mario paint with a sequel for the gamecube system.’
However, as further details were revealed, it became apparent that the forthcoming Mario paint title will join nintendo’s string of household maintenance sim releases. The gameplay will be tweaked to envolve painting walls, with maximum points awarded for filling the playing surface with a single colour.
When questioned on rumours that the so-called ‘scrubber collection’ was aimed at brainwashing his kids to do all his housework, Miyamoto hastily abandoned the interview. Shortly after this, a Nintendo spokesperson issued the following statement:
‘Nintendo have always maintained that the gamecube is aimed at all age groups, but is also aware that it is necessary to make the machine attractive to the parents of those too young to purchase it themselves. It is company policy to consider all objectives in the game development process.’
Here, the press conference was ended. No questions were answered regarding speculation on metroid prime’s strapline ‘cleaning up the galaxy’.
‘Mario paint’ began Miyamoto, at this morning’s Japanese press conference ‘showed a great deal of potential for the super Nintendo. However, we feel that we made some mistakes from which valuable lessons were learned at the time. It is now appropriate for Nintendo to draw on these experiences and update Mario paint with a sequel for the gamecube system.’
However, as further details were revealed, it became apparent that the forthcoming Mario paint title will join nintendo’s string of household maintenance sim releases. The gameplay will be tweaked to envolve painting walls, with maximum points awarded for filling the playing surface with a single colour.
When questioned on rumours that the so-called ‘scrubber collection’ was aimed at brainwashing his kids to do all his housework, Miyamoto hastily abandoned the interview. Shortly after this, a Nintendo spokesperson issued the following statement:
‘Nintendo have always maintained that the gamecube is aimed at all age groups, but is also aware that it is necessary to make the machine attractive to the parents of those too young to purchase it themselves. It is company policy to consider all objectives in the game development process.’
Here, the press conference was ended. No questions were answered regarding speculation on metroid prime’s strapline ‘cleaning up the galaxy’.
It's all going down hill
Dr Duck wrote:
> Ocnference is, of course, a japanese word which roughly translates
> to...
> um..
> meeting?
Blatently...
> Ocnference is, of course, a japanese word which roughly translates
> to...
> um..
> meeting?
Blatently...
Ocnference is, of course, a japanese word which roughly translates to...
um..
meeting?
um..
meeting?
The Mario Brothers:
They'll cook, clean, paint, wash and hoover your house.
The only thing they can't do is plumbing! :-D
They'll cook, clean, paint, wash and hoover your house.
The only thing they can't do is plumbing! :-D
Lol - we like to virtually tidy things up, but when it comes to real life it's boring!
I'm scared...
After the successes of vacuum-em-up Luigi’s mansion (despite having to retract the ‘sucky-sucky cheap yen’ adverts) and clean-em-up Mario sunshine in the Japanese market, and aided by the warm reception of simulation gardening title Pikmin and the news that wario land will be based around doing the washing up, nintendo have today released details of plans for their latest project.
‘Mario paint’ began Miyamoto, at this morning’s Japanese press conference ‘showed a great deal of potential for the super Nintendo. However, we feel that we made some mistakes from which valuable lessons were learned at the time. It is now appropriate for Nintendo to draw on these experiences and update Mario paint with a sequel for the gamecube system.’
However, as further details were revealed, it became apparent that the forthcoming Mario paint title will join nintendo’s string of household maintenance sim releases. The gameplay will be tweaked to envolve painting walls, with maximum points awarded for filling the playing surface with a single colour.
When questioned on rumours that the so-called ‘scrubber collection’ was aimed at brainwashing his kids to do all his housework, Miyamoto hastily abandoned the interview. Shortly after this, a Nintendo spokesperson issued the following statement:
‘Nintendo have always maintained that the gamecube is aimed at all age groups, but is also aware that it is necessary to make the machine attractive to the parents of those too young to purchase it themselves. It is company policy to consider all objectives in the game development process.’
Here, the press conference was ended. No questions were answered regarding speculation on metroid prime’s strapline ‘cleaning up the galaxy’.
‘Mario paint’ began Miyamoto, at this morning’s Japanese press conference ‘showed a great deal of potential for the super Nintendo. However, we feel that we made some mistakes from which valuable lessons were learned at the time. It is now appropriate for Nintendo to draw on these experiences and update Mario paint with a sequel for the gamecube system.’
However, as further details were revealed, it became apparent that the forthcoming Mario paint title will join nintendo’s string of household maintenance sim releases. The gameplay will be tweaked to envolve painting walls, with maximum points awarded for filling the playing surface with a single colour.
When questioned on rumours that the so-called ‘scrubber collection’ was aimed at brainwashing his kids to do all his housework, Miyamoto hastily abandoned the interview. Shortly after this, a Nintendo spokesperson issued the following statement:
‘Nintendo have always maintained that the gamecube is aimed at all age groups, but is also aware that it is necessary to make the machine attractive to the parents of those too young to purchase it themselves. It is company policy to consider all objectives in the game development process.’
Here, the press conference was ended. No questions were answered regarding speculation on metroid prime’s strapline ‘cleaning up the galaxy’.