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Welcome to Blind Date, here is your presenter, Daxter!
Daxter- Welcome, welcome to blind date, today is very special, our bachelor is a whiz at the sports, star of the Zanarkand Abes, iiittttsss Tidus!!
Tidus walks down the stairs in his baggy clothes and scruffy hair!
Daxter- Hello Tidus and welcome to Blind date, let me introduce you to our lovely 3 contestants and then tell us a bit about yourself!
Tidus- O K
Daxter- First we have a lady who will light up your life with a her mystical side, the balck mage, Lulu!
Lulu- Hello Daxter
Daxter- 2nd in our line of contestants we have the lovely Tiffa, filled with energy, she will keep you up all night!
Tiffa- GROWWWWWL!
Daxter- Last in out list is Cloud, former member of Solider, now fights for the good side, will he be the lucky one tonight?
Cloud- Hey, everyone!
The crowd begin to cheer as Tidus gets ready for is questions!
Tidus asks his first question!
1. If I was trapped, how would you save me?
Lulu- Use my magic to blow the tower down!
Tidus- O K
Tiffa- climb up and then kick the door down for you!
Cloud- Break in with my long blade and carry you out in my arms!
*The crowd Woo in excitement!
Tidus asks his second question
2. What is your idea of a good time?
Lulu- Destroying Sin with you
Tiffa- taking on Sephroth then returning to you!
Cloud- It is un suitable to say on here!
*Again the crowd Woo!
Tidus has now got to make his decision!
He sits thinking and finaly announces
Tidus- 3, Cloud
The screen comes back to reveal Cloud standing there with his arms open, Tidus looks in horror and runs off stage, Cloud chases him screaming
Come back huni!
Daxter- How exciting, time for a break we will be back in a few minutes!
Daxter- Welcome back, we now have our couple from last week coming back, Donkey Kong and miss. Samus!
* The two come down the steps holding hands and sit down on a purpl sofa next to Daxter!
Daxter- Now then lets take a look at your date
* Screen shows Donkey Kong carrying Samus into their room and closes the door, withing second it opens and DK soeaks out oook oook!
The camera goes off and comes back on to show them playing min golf and eating ice cream together, then skipping down the pier holding hands.
The final bit shows them kissing after leaving the plane!
Daxter- So we can see you two got on well, Samus what do you think of him?
Samus- I have never had such a good time, we swung about in the forest and rode on rhinos!
Daxter- Will you two be going out again?
DK- OOOO, OOO, OOOOO
Daxter- ok, Samus what do you think
Samus- Well as DK said we got on well and we are having a baby! We are going to call him Damus!
Daxter- Okk, well we wish you two the best of luck and we will see you again in aa years time! Goodbye everyone"
Duh Duh
Duh Duh, Duh Duh Duh Duh
Welcome to Blind Date, here is your presenter, Daxter!
Daxter- Welcome, welcome to blind date, today is very special, our bachelor is a whiz at the sports, star of the Zanarkand Abes, iiittttsss Tidus!!
Tidus walks down the stairs in his baggy clothes and scruffy hair!
Daxter- Hello Tidus and welcome to Blind date, let me introduce you to our lovely 3 contestants and then tell us a bit about yourself!
Tidus- O K
Daxter- First we have a lady who will light up your life with a her mystical side, the balck mage, Lulu!
Lulu- Hello Daxter
Daxter- 2nd in our line of contestants we have the lovely Tiffa, filled with energy, she will keep you up all night!
Tiffa- GROWWWWWL!
Daxter- Last in out list is Cloud, former member of Solider, now fights for the good side, will he be the lucky one tonight?
Cloud- Hey, everyone!
The crowd begin to cheer as Tidus gets ready for is questions!
Tidus asks his first question!
1. If I was trapped, how would you save me?
Lulu- Use my magic to blow the tower down!
Tidus- O K
Tiffa- climb up and then kick the door down for you!
Cloud- Break in with my long blade and carry you out in my arms!
*The crowd Woo in excitement!
Tidus asks his second question
2. What is your idea of a good time?
Lulu- Destroying Sin with you
Tiffa- taking on Sephroth then returning to you!
Cloud- It is un suitable to say on here!
*Again the crowd Woo!
Tidus has now got to make his decision!
He sits thinking and finaly announces
Tidus- 3, Cloud
The screen comes back to reveal Cloud standing there with his arms open, Tidus looks in horror and runs off stage, Cloud chases him screaming
Come back huni!
Daxter- How exciting, time for a break we will be back in a few minutes!
Daxter- Welcome back, we now have our couple from last week coming back, Donkey Kong and miss. Samus!
* The two come down the steps holding hands and sit down on a purpl sofa next to Daxter!
Daxter- Now then lets take a look at your date
* Screen shows Donkey Kong carrying Samus into their room and closes the door, withing second it opens and DK soeaks out oook oook!
The camera goes off and comes back on to show them playing min golf and eating ice cream together, then skipping down the pier holding hands.
The final bit shows them kissing after leaving the plane!
Daxter- So we can see you two got on well, Samus what do you think of him?
Samus- I have never had such a good time, we swung about in the forest and rode on rhinos!
Daxter- Will you two be going out again?
DK- OOOO, OOO, OOOOO
Daxter- ok, Samus what do you think
Samus- Well as DK said we got on well and we are having a baby! We are going to call him Damus!
Daxter- Okk, well we wish you two the best of luck and we will see you again in aa years time! Goodbye everyone"