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Welcome back to SRW Eclipse, and now we’re set to see an entertaining over-the-top-rope battle royal between eight of SRW’s smallest superstars…not literally, but in terms of how many good matches they’ve had, ie. None. Well, there’s the exception of Rage and Longy, but neither of them have been seen for months and had to be dragged back to take part in this one. Basic rules are, if you get thrown over the top rope or pinned, then you’re out. Last man in the ring stays in SRW, the rest are off to OVW (Oxford Valley Wrestling), to either improve their skills or just get p!ssed.
(DaGroover’s music hits) Well, this guy was around nearly all the time for a couple of weeks or so, but then disappeared. Not much crowd reaction, as we’d expect to most of these wrestlers.
(DDD’s music hits) This person actually had a few decent matches and even won one (I think), so he’s probably a favourite to stay in this match.
(The Terminators’ music hits) The Executor and The Exterminator make their way to the ring to a surprising amount of heat. However, because they’re a tag team one of them must be the best bet for this match.
(Flame and Heavy Heat’s music hits) But here comes another tag team, so that does that mean we have 4 favourites? 5 including DDD! And apparently, we still have the best to come!
***(COMMERCIAL BREAK)***
Strange man: Have you had an accident in the past year, and feel you deserve compensation? Mr C. Ock did.
(cuts to Mr C. Ock sitting in an armchair)
Mr C.Ock: Yes, I was sitting on my toilet and my wife walked in naked. I was so shocked that I fell in.
Strange man: So if you’ve had an accident like this, remember to call the Anonymous Compensation Company on the number on your screen below. Our employees and lazy and unfriendly, and won’t bother calling you again which is why we have such a fast service- just one phone call could gain you thousands of pounds. So call……………………………………….now!
***BACK TO SRW ECLIPSE***
(Longy’s music hits) By now everyone but Longy is in the ring, and here comes the former CAW Heavyweight Champion to the loudest pop yet. As soon as he enters the bell rings, it’s go time!
The Executor sprints towards Flame and clotheslines him over the top rope already, he’s out of there! He turns to be faced by Longy, who takes him down with a brilliant Jumping Crescent Kick! Longy whips Executor and into the ropes and brings him down to the canvas again with a Spinning Wheel Kick! Longy waits for him to get up, and goes for a Running Bulldog…but Executor reverses, sending Longy’s ‘privates’ straight into the ring post! Now here comes the massive Rage, and he literally throws Longy over the middle rope and he smashes head-first into the Announcers Table! Man, what impact!
Everyone else is still brawling in the ring, as DDD heads to the outside and throws some weapons into the ring including a steel chair and a Kendo stick! He slides back into the ring and CLANG! The chair he just threw into the ring was used on him! He slowly staggers up- SMASH! KENDO STICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM HEAVY HEAT! Heavy Heat leans him on the ropes, and catapults himself off the other ones, clotheslining DDD over the top rope…and unfortunately, taking himself with him! Heavy Heat can’t believe it, and he grabs DDD and brutally smashes him into the steel steps before leaving!
The size and weight of Rage is certainly helping him, as he Military Presses Pain to the canvas! Pain scampers to the corner and jumps to the second rope to deliver a Missile Dropkick, finally knocking the big man down! Pain looks to capitalize, but he’s cut short by a massive boot to the face from The Exterminator! The Exterminator taps his partner Executor on the back, who was busy stomping a mudhole in DaGroover, and tells him something. They whip Pain into the ropes and pull him into a DOUBLE POWERSLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE! THEY LET GO JUST BEFORE HIS FORCE THROWS THEM OUT OF THE RING TOO, AND PAIN FALLS HARSHLY TO THE OUTSIDE, OUT OF THIS MATCH!
They turn to see DaGroover Rage steam-rolling towards them, and they take him down too with a double Karate Kick to the face! They look to take advantage and they bounce of the ropes, aiming for a Double Elbow Drop but Rage uses his little agility to move out of the way. As they get back to their feet, they turn straight into him and he grabs them both by the throat! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! WHAM!!! THE IMPACT SHOOK THE WHOLE ARENA!
SMASH! SINGAPORE CANE TO THE HEAD OF RAGE FROM DAGROOVER! Rage staggers and has to lean on the ropes, where DaGroover nails a Dropkick and sends him over the top rope and out of SRW! DaGroover celebrates, but then he’s literally thrown over the top rope by The Exterminators!
The Executor and The Exterminator stand in the middle of the ring. Both friends, both partners, but only one can win this match and stay in SRW. They finally shake hands, and lock-up! Executor is shoved into the turnbuckle by the stronger Exterminator, and he’s then whipped into the opposite one. He staggers out, where Exterminator uses surprising agility to deliver a Sunset Flip! The referee has to make his first count of the match, 1…2…and Executor gets the kick-out!
Executor ducks an attempted clothesline, and in return nails a kick to the stomach. He delivers an overhead suplex and then quickly heads to the top rope. He goes for the Elbow Drop…and gets it! Another pin, 1…2…and this time it’s Exterminator’s turn to kick-out!
Both these men are back on their feet, facing each-other, one of these guys has to win this, but which one it will it be!? Wait a minute, who’s running down the ramp! IT’S KID ROCK! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!? Executor is the first to see him as he enters the ring but neither have the time to react! CLANG! CLANG! KR WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO BOTH OF THEM! He then picks them up, and throws them over the top rope at the same time! The Exterminators are both out, so who won?
KR quickly heads to the outside, and towards the Announcers Table, where Longy is still recovering from that awful shot he took way earlier in the match when he was smashed head-first into the table! KR is Longy’s friend and tag team partner, and he helps him back into the ring with a mic in his hand. “You may not have seen it, but my partner here was thrown over the MIDDLE rope, not the TOP rope! That means, that your winner, and still in SRW…LONGY!!
The crowd cheer loudly as KR lifts his partner’s hand in the air, but will Longy stay around long enough before he’s involved in another one of these matches?
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The winner of this match, and still in SRW: Longy.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Especially the Advert in the middle. Made me laugh a lot.
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*realises how it mus**t look*
Oh bgger. That was my comment, but I logged in to the wrong account. Sorry.
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse, and now we’re set to see an entertaining over-the-top-rope battle royal between eight of SRW’s smallest superstars…not literally, but in terms of how many good matches they’ve had, ie. None. Well, there’s the exception of Rage and Longy, but neither of them have been seen for months and had to be dragged back to take part in this one. Basic rules are, if you get thrown over the top rope or pinned, then you’re out. Last man in the ring stays in SRW, the rest are off to OVW (Oxford Valley Wrestling), to either improve their skills or just get p!ssed.
(DaGroover’s music hits) Well, this guy was around nearly all the time for a couple of weeks or so, but then disappeared. Not much crowd reaction, as we’d expect to most of these wrestlers.
(DDD’s music hits) This person actually had a few decent matches and even won one (I think), so he’s probably a favourite to stay in this match.
(The Terminators’ music hits) The Executor and The Exterminator make their way to the ring to a surprising amount of heat. However, because they’re a tag team one of them must be the best bet for this match.
(Flame and Heavy Heat’s music hits) But here comes another tag team, so that does that mean we have 4 favourites? 5 including DDD! And apparently, we still have the best to come!
***(COMMERCIAL BREAK)***
Strange man: Have you had an accident in the past year, and feel you deserve compensation? Mr C. Ock did.
(cuts to Mr C. Ock sitting in an armchair)
Mr C.Ock: Yes, I was sitting on my toilet and my wife walked in naked. I was so shocked that I fell in.
Strange man: So if you’ve had an accident like this, remember to call the Anonymous Compensation Company on the number on your screen below. Our employees and lazy and unfriendly, and won’t bother calling you again which is why we have such a fast service- just one phone call could gain you thousands of pounds. So call……………………………………….now!
***BACK TO SRW ECLIPSE***
(Longy’s music hits) By now everyone but Longy is in the ring, and here comes the former CAW Heavyweight Champion to the loudest pop yet. As soon as he enters the bell rings, it’s go time!
The Executor sprints towards Flame and clotheslines him over the top rope already, he’s out of there! He turns to be faced by Longy, who takes him down with a brilliant Jumping Crescent Kick! Longy whips Executor and into the ropes and brings him down to the canvas again with a Spinning Wheel Kick! Longy waits for him to get up, and goes for a Running Bulldog…but Executor reverses, sending Longy’s ‘privates’ straight into the ring post! Now here comes the massive Rage, and he literally throws Longy over the middle rope and he smashes head-first into the Announcers Table! Man, what impact!
Everyone else is still brawling in the ring, as DDD heads to the outside and throws some weapons into the ring including a steel chair and a Kendo stick! He slides back into the ring and CLANG! The chair he just threw into the ring was used on him! He slowly staggers up- SMASH! KENDO STICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM HEAVY HEAT! Heavy Heat leans him on the ropes, and catapults himself off the other ones, clotheslining DDD over the top rope…and unfortunately, taking himself with him! Heavy Heat can’t believe it, and he grabs DDD and brutally smashes him into the steel steps before leaving!
The size and weight of Rage is certainly helping him, as he Military Presses Pain to the canvas! Pain scampers to the corner and jumps to the second rope to deliver a Missile Dropkick, finally knocking the big man down! Pain looks to capitalize, but he’s cut short by a massive boot to the face from The Exterminator! The Exterminator taps his partner Executor on the back, who was busy stomping a mudhole in DaGroover, and tells him something. They whip Pain into the ropes and pull him into a DOUBLE POWERSLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE! THEY LET GO JUST BEFORE HIS FORCE THROWS THEM OUT OF THE RING TOO, AND PAIN FALLS HARSHLY TO THE OUTSIDE, OUT OF THIS MATCH!
They turn to see DaGroover Rage steam-rolling towards them, and they take him down too with a double Karate Kick to the face! They look to take advantage and they bounce of the ropes, aiming for a Double Elbow Drop but Rage uses his little agility to move out of the way. As they get back to their feet, they turn straight into him and he grabs them both by the throat! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! WHAM!!! THE IMPACT SHOOK THE WHOLE ARENA!
SMASH! SINGAPORE CANE TO THE HEAD OF RAGE FROM DAGROOVER! Rage staggers and has to lean on the ropes, where DaGroover nails a Dropkick and sends him over the top rope and out of SRW! DaGroover celebrates, but then he’s literally thrown over the top rope by The Exterminators!
The Executor and The Exterminator stand in the middle of the ring. Both friends, both partners, but only one can win this match and stay in SRW. They finally shake hands, and lock-up! Executor is shoved into the turnbuckle by the stronger Exterminator, and he’s then whipped into the opposite one. He staggers out, where Exterminator uses surprising agility to deliver a Sunset Flip! The referee has to make his first count of the match, 1…2…and Executor gets the kick-out!
Executor ducks an attempted clothesline, and in return nails a kick to the stomach. He delivers an overhead suplex and then quickly heads to the top rope. He goes for the Elbow Drop…and gets it! Another pin, 1…2…and this time it’s Exterminator’s turn to kick-out!
Both these men are back on their feet, facing each-other, one of these guys has to win this, but which one it will it be!? Wait a minute, who’s running down the ramp! IT’S KID ROCK! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!? Executor is the first to see him as he enters the ring but neither have the time to react! CLANG! CLANG! KR WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO BOTH OF THEM! He then picks them up, and throws them over the top rope at the same time! The Exterminators are both out, so who won?
KR quickly heads to the outside, and towards the Announcers Table, where Longy is still recovering from that awful shot he took way earlier in the match when he was smashed head-first into the table! KR is Longy’s friend and tag team partner, and he helps him back into the ring with a mic in his hand. “You may not have seen it, but my partner here was thrown over the MIDDLE rope, not the TOP rope! That means, that your winner, and still in SRW…LONGY!!
The crowd cheer loudly as KR lifts his partner’s hand in the air, but will Longy stay around long enough before he’s involved in another one of these matches?
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The winner of this match, and still in SRW: Longy.
Thanks for reading, Ant.