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For some reason, I like reading stupid quotes off the net, so I thought I'd share some.
Most hotels are already booked solid by people, plus 5,000 journalists."
- Bangkok Post
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
You guys have to run a little more than full speed out there."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Second best is not good enough for this team. Although if someone turned around now and said ‘you will come second’ I would take it” – Steve Howey of Manchester City.
"I feel I am getting an orgasm when I score. When I am not, I feel I am in a deep hole" - Galatasaray's Umit Karan.
"I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly” – Andy Gray, disappointingly about red cards.
"I told my side that their defence is crap but the other six are f*cking brilliant" - Dave Bassett on his Leicester team talk before facing Manchester United.
"He'll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he'll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field" – Kevin Keegan spells it out.
“Alan Smith... very much a striker, by reputation and by fact" – Peter Drury.
“You will laugh when I say this, but I did not see the incident” – Arsene Wenger manages to miss another Gunners dismissal.
“Tempo, now there's a big word" – Barry Vension.
"Statistics are like miniskirts: they give you good ideas but hide the important things" – Aberdeen manager Ebbe Skovdahl
"I can play anywhere on the park. I'm a bit like that in bed, too" – Steven Gerrard.
"The umpire had no hesitation in pointing directly to the spot” – Gigi Salmon, probably not one of Talk Sport’s usual football presenters.
"There are knives going in my back and arrows flying around my head but I don't think some people have any idea what we have to do to keep the ship solvent" - Bobby Robson.
"These rumours are completely false. I've only watched two musicals during my entire spell in London and they are Mamma Mia and Saturday Night Fever" – Freddie Ljungberg denies that he is gay.
"I shall not be interfering with Graham Rix" – Portsmouth director of football Harry Redknapp.
“What's a kipper?” - Victoria Beckham.
“I personally will always have a soft spot for Willie” - Kevin Keegan, disappointingly about departing Man City coach Willie Donachie.
"There's certainly a certainty about Michael Owen’s finishing" - Clive Tyldesley.
“Norway probably won't be at the World Cup finals, that's for sure" - Oyvind Leonhardsen.
"Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside" - Ron Atkinson.
“Over a season, you'll get goals disallowed that are good and you'll get goals that are good disallowed” - Kevin Keegan.
“Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I wasn't born" -David Beckham
"Opposing fans walking together down Wembley Way… you won't get that anywhere other than Wembley” - John Sillett
"I would not sell Matt Elliott for £100million. However if someone offered that, I would feel duty bound to inform the board” - Peter Taylor.
"If you want, as a footballer, you can always have sex” - Juan Sebastian Veron.
"It's a massive club and it was a massive blow to get relegated” - Massive Man City’s Paul Ritchie.
"Stuart Pearce will be a massive influence but we also need ten others to be massive influences" - Kevin Keegan
"Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were sceptical" - Bobby Robson.
"Liverpool managed only one shot on target in the first half. In fact, Leeds have only had one shot on target too, which may well have been the goal” - Andy Gray
"Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose" - Kevin Keegan.
Most hotels are already booked solid by people, plus 5,000 journalists."
- Bangkok Post
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
You guys have to run a little more than full speed out there."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Second best is not good enough for this team. Although if someone turned around now and said ‘you will come second’ I would take it” – Steve Howey of Manchester City.
"I feel I am getting an orgasm when I score. When I am not, I feel I am in a deep hole" - Galatasaray's Umit Karan.
"I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly” – Andy Gray, disappointingly about red cards.
"I told my side that their defence is crap but the other six are f*cking brilliant" - Dave Bassett on his Leicester team talk before facing Manchester United.
"He'll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he'll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field" – Kevin Keegan spells it out.
“Alan Smith... very much a striker, by reputation and by fact" – Peter Drury.
“You will laugh when I say this, but I did not see the incident” – Arsene Wenger manages to miss another Gunners dismissal.
“Tempo, now there's a big word" – Barry Vension.
"Statistics are like miniskirts: they give you good ideas but hide the important things" – Aberdeen manager Ebbe Skovdahl
"I can play anywhere on the park. I'm a bit like that in bed, too" – Steven Gerrard.
"The umpire had no hesitation in pointing directly to the spot” – Gigi Salmon, probably not one of Talk Sport’s usual football presenters.
"There are knives going in my back and arrows flying around my head but I don't think some people have any idea what we have to do to keep the ship solvent" - Bobby Robson.
"These rumours are completely false. I've only watched two musicals during my entire spell in London and they are Mamma Mia and Saturday Night Fever" – Freddie Ljungberg denies that he is gay.
"I shall not be interfering with Graham Rix" – Portsmouth director of football Harry Redknapp.
“What's a kipper?” - Victoria Beckham.
“I personally will always have a soft spot for Willie” - Kevin Keegan, disappointingly about departing Man City coach Willie Donachie.
"There's certainly a certainty about Michael Owen’s finishing" - Clive Tyldesley.
“Norway probably won't be at the World Cup finals, that's for sure" - Oyvind Leonhardsen.
"Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside" - Ron Atkinson.
“Over a season, you'll get goals disallowed that are good and you'll get goals that are good disallowed” - Kevin Keegan.
“Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I wasn't born" -David Beckham
"Opposing fans walking together down Wembley Way… you won't get that anywhere other than Wembley” - John Sillett
"I would not sell Matt Elliott for £100million. However if someone offered that, I would feel duty bound to inform the board” - Peter Taylor.
"If you want, as a footballer, you can always have sex” - Juan Sebastian Veron.
"It's a massive club and it was a massive blow to get relegated” - Massive Man City’s Paul Ritchie.
"Stuart Pearce will be a massive influence but we also need ten others to be massive influences" - Kevin Keegan
"Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were sceptical" - Bobby Robson.
"Liverpool managed only one shot on target in the first half. In fact, Leeds have only had one shot on target too, which may well have been the goal” - Andy Gray
"Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose" - Kevin Keegan.
Sure they are Ros...
You missed one RM:
"East Aglia? Thats like, abroad innit?" - Jade "Stab me please" Goody
You missed one RM:
"East Aglia? Thats like, abroad innit?" - Jade "Stab me please" Goody
Notice how all of these (bar the one said by Posh - who doesn't really count) were said by men. It just goes to prove that women are far and away not only the fairer sex but also more intelligent and the proud owners of much more common sense.
*smug*
Ros
*smug*
Ros
pop
I remember a thing where it had been Canadians and Americans, and they were heading for collision on the sea, so America told Canada to divert there course.
Canada told America to divert their course.
Cocky old America bragged about having lots of ships, harriers and missiles. And told Canada to divert their course, to this response:
"We're a lighthouse. Your call"
Canada told America to divert their course.
Cocky old America bragged about having lots of ships, harriers and missiles. And told Canada to divert their course, to this response:
"We're a lighthouse. Your call"
Excellent. Bob Dole rules. What a great redneck.
The internet is a great way to get on the net." Yup, Bob, I agree.
The internet is a great way to get on the net." Yup, Bob, I agree.
For some reason, I like reading stupid quotes off the net, so I thought I'd share some.
Most hotels are already booked solid by people, plus 5,000 journalists."
- Bangkok Post
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
You guys have to run a little more than full speed out there."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Second best is not good enough for this team. Although if someone turned around now and said ‘you will come second’ I would take it” – Steve Howey of Manchester City.
"I feel I am getting an orgasm when I score. When I am not, I feel I am in a deep hole" - Galatasaray's Umit Karan.
"I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly” – Andy Gray, disappointingly about red cards.
"I told my side that their defence is crap but the other six are f*cking brilliant" - Dave Bassett on his Leicester team talk before facing Manchester United.
"He'll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he'll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field" – Kevin Keegan spells it out.
“Alan Smith... very much a striker, by reputation and by fact" – Peter Drury.
“You will laugh when I say this, but I did not see the incident” – Arsene Wenger manages to miss another Gunners dismissal.
“Tempo, now there's a big word" – Barry Vension.
"Statistics are like miniskirts: they give you good ideas but hide the important things" – Aberdeen manager Ebbe Skovdahl
"I can play anywhere on the park. I'm a bit like that in bed, too" – Steven Gerrard.
"The umpire had no hesitation in pointing directly to the spot” – Gigi Salmon, probably not one of Talk Sport’s usual football presenters.
"There are knives going in my back and arrows flying around my head but I don't think some people have any idea what we have to do to keep the ship solvent" - Bobby Robson.
"These rumours are completely false. I've only watched two musicals during my entire spell in London and they are Mamma Mia and Saturday Night Fever" – Freddie Ljungberg denies that he is gay.
"I shall not be interfering with Graham Rix" – Portsmouth director of football Harry Redknapp.
“What's a kipper?” - Victoria Beckham.
“I personally will always have a soft spot for Willie” - Kevin Keegan, disappointingly about departing Man City coach Willie Donachie.
"There's certainly a certainty about Michael Owen’s finishing" - Clive Tyldesley.
“Norway probably won't be at the World Cup finals, that's for sure" - Oyvind Leonhardsen.
"Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside" - Ron Atkinson.
“Over a season, you'll get goals disallowed that are good and you'll get goals that are good disallowed” - Kevin Keegan.
“Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I wasn't born" -David Beckham
"Opposing fans walking together down Wembley Way… you won't get that anywhere other than Wembley” - John Sillett
"I would not sell Matt Elliott for £100million. However if someone offered that, I would feel duty bound to inform the board” - Peter Taylor.
"If you want, as a footballer, you can always have sex” - Juan Sebastian Veron.
"It's a massive club and it was a massive blow to get relegated” - Massive Man City’s Paul Ritchie.
"Stuart Pearce will be a massive influence but we also need ten others to be massive influences" - Kevin Keegan
"Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were sceptical" - Bobby Robson.
"Liverpool managed only one shot on target in the first half. In fact, Leeds have only had one shot on target too, which may well have been the goal” - Andy Gray
"Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose" - Kevin Keegan.
Most hotels are already booked solid by people, plus 5,000 journalists."
- Bangkok Post
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
You guys have to run a little more than full speed out there."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Second best is not good enough for this team. Although if someone turned around now and said ‘you will come second’ I would take it” – Steve Howey of Manchester City.
"I feel I am getting an orgasm when I score. When I am not, I feel I am in a deep hole" - Galatasaray's Umit Karan.
"I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly” – Andy Gray, disappointingly about red cards.
"I told my side that their defence is crap but the other six are f*cking brilliant" - Dave Bassett on his Leicester team talk before facing Manchester United.
"He'll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he'll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field" – Kevin Keegan spells it out.
“Alan Smith... very much a striker, by reputation and by fact" – Peter Drury.
“You will laugh when I say this, but I did not see the incident” – Arsene Wenger manages to miss another Gunners dismissal.
“Tempo, now there's a big word" – Barry Vension.
"Statistics are like miniskirts: they give you good ideas but hide the important things" – Aberdeen manager Ebbe Skovdahl
"I can play anywhere on the park. I'm a bit like that in bed, too" – Steven Gerrard.
"The umpire had no hesitation in pointing directly to the spot” – Gigi Salmon, probably not one of Talk Sport’s usual football presenters.
"There are knives going in my back and arrows flying around my head but I don't think some people have any idea what we have to do to keep the ship solvent" - Bobby Robson.
"These rumours are completely false. I've only watched two musicals during my entire spell in London and they are Mamma Mia and Saturday Night Fever" – Freddie Ljungberg denies that he is gay.
"I shall not be interfering with Graham Rix" – Portsmouth director of football Harry Redknapp.
“What's a kipper?” - Victoria Beckham.
“I personally will always have a soft spot for Willie” - Kevin Keegan, disappointingly about departing Man City coach Willie Donachie.
"There's certainly a certainty about Michael Owen’s finishing" - Clive Tyldesley.
“Norway probably won't be at the World Cup finals, that's for sure" - Oyvind Leonhardsen.
"Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside" - Ron Atkinson.
“Over a season, you'll get goals disallowed that are good and you'll get goals that are good disallowed” - Kevin Keegan.
“Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I wasn't born" -David Beckham
"Opposing fans walking together down Wembley Way… you won't get that anywhere other than Wembley” - John Sillett
"I would not sell Matt Elliott for £100million. However if someone offered that, I would feel duty bound to inform the board” - Peter Taylor.
"If you want, as a footballer, you can always have sex” - Juan Sebastian Veron.
"It's a massive club and it was a massive blow to get relegated” - Massive Man City’s Paul Ritchie.
"Stuart Pearce will be a massive influence but we also need ten others to be massive influences" - Kevin Keegan
"Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were sceptical" - Bobby Robson.
"Liverpool managed only one shot on target in the first half. In fact, Leeds have only had one shot on target too, which may well have been the goal” - Andy Gray
"Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose" - Kevin Keegan.