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KR went on to his own hired spamming service, which netted him a total of £7.8 million over the 10-years, in which a hefty percentage of his profits came from tricking vulnerable newbies into handing over extortionate amounts of money for his ‘services’.
Grix Thraves made £28.7 million from Swordspines, creating such games as ‘Escape From Donkey Island 7’ and ‘Mission Imp-possible 3’, with the help of his development monkeys, which gave the following statement: ‘Why has it always gotta be a damn monkey island!?’
RastaBillySkank was imprisoned for having an overenthusiastic obsession with the Counting Crows, including a famous incident where he ran on stage and ‘serviced the boiler’ infront of Adam Duritz.
Goatboy became a professional drummer with his band, Parker, netting him a heft £192 million.
AfroJoe exploded onto the pop scene with ‘Because I Got Joe’. He was a one-hit wonder. I cannot find records of what happened to him afterwards.
Ant became a professional footballer for the Essex Squad and barely avoided a bigamy charge after marrying three Essex girls…at once. Also, he wrote several books for MoJoJoJo’s publishing firm.
Turbonutter was kidnapped by scientists due to his uncanny computer knowledge. Scientists refuge to divulge any knowledge of his existence.
Er-no made his own TV station, featuring ‘The Er-No Games Network’ and a 24-hour live broadcast of ‘er-no tv’. The show has made him millions. He now lives with 27 prostitutes.
Your Honour became a columnist for Official X-Box Magazine, before the console liquefied in 2006 when a terrorist attack destroyed Microsoft Inc. Now, he spends his days playing his X-Box.
WookieMonster went on to marry Mystic Meg.
Mystique began her own escort service…and became bankrupt within two years.
Sniper became a professional online gamer, and won over £700,000 in prize money from blowing people’s head’s off, that is, until he suffered serious injuries after smashing a “23 monitor over his head. In his career, he destroyed 23,893 monitors, and when he tried the ’23-incher’, he suffered a brain haemorrhage.
Ortega was listed in the Guinness Book of Records as Argentina’s biggest fan, and actually went on to play for the squad, retiring at a ripe old age of 71.
Meka Dragon flaunted Geoff for all he’s worth, taking him around the country where people would pay £2 to see him dance. He made £2.3 million from this scam and now lives in an isolated part of London, with his wife and child.
Government agents murdered Big_slow when he attempted to spam-crack the FBI’s data files. Big_slow received 37 gunshots wounds in his head and chest. His family have since disavowed any knowledge of his existence.
SHEEPY became a solo guitarist, netting him millions.
Stryke toured around Britain with the travelling circus, showing his beard-osity to amazed onlookers. He became a worldwide celebrity, and tried to kidnap Guy Pearce, using his beard as a rope. Armed guards opened fire, but Stryke was quick enough to use magic on the unsuspecting officers, erasing their memory of the incident, whilst he flew off with Pearce in his arms. Stryke is believed to be dead, along with Guy Pearce, although their bodies were never actually found.
Mattt actually changed his name to Mattt Hughes, and thus became a household name.
FantasyMeister hacked the Legend of Mir servers, so that he became a GM, and now plays games of LoM, always knowing that he will win, no matter what.
Tiltawhirl was out flying a helicopter when in a freak accident, it crashed and he took refuge inside a mansion, which zombies apparently overran. His body was never found.
Starlight became a professional singer, but unfortunately, only had one hit single, and for the rest of his life was considered a pop mogul.
Dringo became a professional storywriter, writing about characters by the name of Grix, Rasta and Dringo, who are, apparently, fictional…
Edgy became the most honest politician in the history of the universe, pleading for equality in the world. He was assassinated two weeks later.
Longy married KR, who became his ‘sugar-mummy’.
Pro Evo became a Konami rep, getting paid 0.08p for every time he said ‘Pro Evolution Soccer’.
MoJoJoJo became a writer, and set up a publishing firm with Ant.
Dan2k2 became a broadcast journalist for the ‘Life’ channel.
Tony was, of course, the owner of Special Reserve, and after surviving several assassination attempts from unknown assailants, Tony became a major superstar.
Vottanator became a movie critic.
Armatige Shanks was sued for copyright infringement by the toilet manufactures named appropriately ‘Armatige Shanks’.
Natbuc became a TOCA Touring Cars driver.
Pb made an exoskeleton clone of himself, comprised solely of the metal Pb, or to humans, lead.
VenomByte played NetStorm professionally and won money from his games.
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Nothing could be found on Reaper. Except that he is Turbonutter’s gay lover and once had a threesome with Turbonutter and Iguana.
CDOuch was sued by a certain website for copy and pasting well over 1000 cheats from their database to win him a substantial number of GADs on www.gameaday.co.uk
Seifer actually made a return to SR, only to be run down when a car jumped the curb. He was scraped up into a stretcher and disappeared into the darkness once again.
Mr Snuggly was arrested on charges of conspiracy to murder, but soon disappeared under strange circumstances, involving a bag of caster sugar and cottage cheese. Apparently, he now works underground with SR’s ‘mole’, feeding money from Tony Rainbird’s bank account.
GasMask was jailed for setting up a website, offering free CD-Keys for all the latest applications and games.
Mr Nice Guy was used as a stand-in for Arnold Schwarzanegger.
As for me, though, I was used as a stand-in for Sniper, who has never actually been killed! Every time you see him get mowed down or what have you, it’s actually one of my identities! He gets all the damn glory, though…
On a final note, Goatboy and Monkey Man had a set of disjointed Monk-Goats.
They have never been happier.
Grix Thraves made £28.7 million from Swordspines, creating such games as ‘Escape From Donkey Island 7’ and ‘Mission Imp-possible 3’, with the help of his development monkeys, which gave the following statement: ‘Why has it always gotta be a damn monkey island!?’
RastaBillySkank was imprisoned for having an overenthusiastic obsession with the Counting Crows, including a famous incident where he ran on stage and ‘serviced the boiler’ infront of Adam Duritz.
Goatboy became a professional drummer with his band, Parker, netting him a heft £192 million.
AfroJoe exploded onto the pop scene with ‘Because I Got Joe’. He was a one-hit wonder. I cannot find records of what happened to him afterwards.
Ant became a professional footballer for the Essex Squad and barely avoided a bigamy charge after marrying three Essex girls…at once. Also, he wrote several books for MoJoJoJo’s publishing firm.
Turbonutter was kidnapped by scientists due to his uncanny computer knowledge. Scientists refuge to divulge any knowledge of his existence.
Er-no made his own TV station, featuring ‘The Er-No Games Network’ and a 24-hour live broadcast of ‘er-no tv’. The show has made him millions. He now lives with 27 prostitutes.
Your Honour became a columnist for Official X-Box Magazine, before the console liquefied in 2006 when a terrorist attack destroyed Microsoft Inc. Now, he spends his days playing his X-Box.
WookieMonster went on to marry Mystic Meg.
Mystique began her own escort service…and became bankrupt within two years.
Sniper became a professional online gamer, and won over £700,000 in prize money from blowing people’s head’s off, that is, until he suffered serious injuries after smashing a “23 monitor over his head. In his career, he destroyed 23,893 monitors, and when he tried the ’23-incher’, he suffered a brain haemorrhage.
Ortega was listed in the Guinness Book of Records as Argentina’s biggest fan, and actually went on to play for the squad, retiring at a ripe old age of 71.
Meka Dragon flaunted Geoff for all he’s worth, taking him around the country where people would pay £2 to see him dance. He made £2.3 million from this scam and now lives in an isolated part of London, with his wife and child.
Government agents murdered Big_slow when he attempted to spam-crack the FBI’s data files. Big_slow received 37 gunshots wounds in his head and chest. His family have since disavowed any knowledge of his existence.
SHEEPY became a solo guitarist, netting him millions.
Stryke toured around Britain with the travelling circus, showing his beard-osity to amazed onlookers. He became a worldwide celebrity, and tried to kidnap Guy Pearce, using his beard as a rope. Armed guards opened fire, but Stryke was quick enough to use magic on the unsuspecting officers, erasing their memory of the incident, whilst he flew off with Pearce in his arms. Stryke is believed to be dead, along with Guy Pearce, although their bodies were never actually found.
Mattt actually changed his name to Mattt Hughes, and thus became a household name.
FantasyMeister hacked the Legend of Mir servers, so that he became a GM, and now plays games of LoM, always knowing that he will win, no matter what.
Tiltawhirl was out flying a helicopter when in a freak accident, it crashed and he took refuge inside a mansion, which zombies apparently overran. His body was never found.
Starlight became a professional singer, but unfortunately, only had one hit single, and for the rest of his life was considered a pop mogul.
Dringo became a professional storywriter, writing about characters by the name of Grix, Rasta and Dringo, who are, apparently, fictional…
Edgy became the most honest politician in the history of the universe, pleading for equality in the world. He was assassinated two weeks later.
Longy married KR, who became his ‘sugar-mummy’.
Pro Evo became a Konami rep, getting paid 0.08p for every time he said ‘Pro Evolution Soccer’.
MoJoJoJo became a writer, and set up a publishing firm with Ant.
Dan2k2 became a broadcast journalist for the ‘Life’ channel.
Tony was, of course, the owner of Special Reserve, and after surviving several assassination attempts from unknown assailants, Tony became a major superstar.
Vottanator became a movie critic.
Armatige Shanks was sued for copyright infringement by the toilet manufactures named appropriately ‘Armatige Shanks’.
Natbuc became a TOCA Touring Cars driver.
Pb made an exoskeleton clone of himself, comprised solely of the metal Pb, or to humans, lead.
VenomByte played NetStorm professionally and won money from his games.
RM18 copyrighted the following names:
RM18
RM19
RM20
RM21
RM22
RM23
RM24
RM25
RM26
RM27
RM28
RM29
RM30
RM31
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And RM101.
Nothing could be found on Reaper. Except that he is Turbonutter’s gay lover and once had a threesome with Turbonutter and Iguana.
CDOuch was sued by a certain website for copy and pasting well over 1000 cheats from their database to win him a substantial number of GADs on www.gameaday.co.uk
Seifer actually made a return to SR, only to be run down when a car jumped the curb. He was scraped up into a stretcher and disappeared into the darkness once again.
Mr Snuggly was arrested on charges of conspiracy to murder, but soon disappeared under strange circumstances, involving a bag of caster sugar and cottage cheese. Apparently, he now works underground with SR’s ‘mole’, feeding money from Tony Rainbird’s bank account.
GasMask was jailed for setting up a website, offering free CD-Keys for all the latest applications and games.
Mr Nice Guy was used as a stand-in for Arnold Schwarzanegger.
As for me, though, I was used as a stand-in for Sniper, who has never actually been killed! Every time you see him get mowed down or what have you, it’s actually one of my identities! He gets all the damn glory, though…
On a final note, Goatboy and Monkey Man had a set of disjointed Monk-Goats.
They have never been happier.
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1. It's CDouch
and 2. I dont know what your talking about...I dont even know how to copy/paste :D
and 2. I dont know what your talking about...I dont even know how to copy/paste :D
½pint wrote:
> Oh, and by the way, the correct name is Armitage Shanks, not Armatige
> Shanks. Just confirming that. (I get the privelidge of reading the
> name every time I take a leak)
Well, I spelt the username correctly - 'Armatige Shanks', but not the toilet. Oh well.
Sod off, complacent git :P
{:)
> Oh, and by the way, the correct name is Armitage Shanks, not Armatige
> Shanks. Just confirming that. (I get the privelidge of reading the
> name every time I take a leak)
Well, I spelt the username correctly - 'Armatige Shanks', but not the toilet. Oh well.
Sod off, complacent git :P
{:)
½pint wrote:
> Oh, and by the way, the correct name is Armitage Shanks, not Armatige
> Shanks. Just confirming that. (I get the privelidge of reading the
> name every time I take a leak)
----
Yes, he's right you know.
:-)
> Oh, and by the way, the correct name is Armitage Shanks, not Armatige
> Shanks. Just confirming that. (I get the privelidge of reading the
> name every time I take a leak)
----
Yes, he's right you know.
:-)
½pint wrote:
> Oh, and by the way, the correct name is Armitage Shanks, not Armatige
> Shanks. Just confirming that. (I get the privelidge of reading the
> name every time I take a leak)
The rolls royce of toilets :p
> Oh, and by the way, the correct name is Armitage Shanks, not Armatige
> Shanks. Just confirming that. (I get the privelidge of reading the
> name every time I take a leak)
The rolls royce of toilets :p
Oh, and by the way, the correct name is Armitage Shanks, not Armatige Shanks. Just confirming that. (I get the privelidge of reading the name every time I take a leak)
me - I'll have done something special. Whether it be pursuing my current career as videogame journalist, or becoming programmer, or quantum physicist or whatnot, I'm sure I'll be important. And I'm surprised I've been left off the list!
I forgot to put me in as the sensitive emo dude!
Much love.
Much love.
Wonder why that is...
Lawless Fever wrote:
> He was plagiarising me, so I had to do it.
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No you didn't.
You could've reported the post and had it deleted.
> He was plagiarising me, so I had to do it.
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No you didn't.
You could've reported the post and had it deleted.
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