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It’s that time again, Eclipse! As part of another action packed show, we have for us tonight what should be a superb encounter between Jetster and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), this time with a little twist added – it’s taking place, one on one, in the unforgiving wired mesh of a steel cage!
If only things could be that simple, if you could call a cage match simple! In a shocking display of typical deviousness, Reaver (Ant), chose Elements member Mouldy Cheese as the special guest referee! I wonder how Mouldy Cheese’s presence in this match will affect the outcome of this match up – remember, victory can be attained either by pinfall or by escaping the cage, where victory will be assured by both feet touching the ground. And here he comes now!
Mouldy Cheese, dressed in black and whit referee attire, struts down the ramp to a mixed response, his music not playing surprisingly. Mouldy Cheese steps into the ring and prepares for the entrance of today’s competitors…
”I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” The oh-so familiar tune of Cabbage Man’s entrance resounds round the arena to cheers as a cautious Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) walks down the ramp – he must be wary of the Elements…er…element in this match up! Cabbage Man steps into the ring, ducking the ropes and constantly checking the steel structure. He then starts eyeing Mouldy Cheese suspiciously, and with good reason, as we know all about his allegiances.
And here comes Jetster! The familiar Elements music rings round the arena, met with jeers and boos from the crowd! The Elements have been on something on a roll recently, and they will be keen for that to continue in this match today. Jetster slides into the ring as the cage is lowered down onto the mat, both men’s eyes fixed on the cage as it surrounds them and the special guest referee, Mouldy Cheese!
DING DING DING!
The match starts with both men circling the ring, pulling the wire mesh and staring each other out. They make a move and lock up, Jetster quickly gaining the advantage and elbowing Cabbage man in the gut, leading to an Irish whip and a shoulder block. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) swiftly gets to his feet, only to be met with another hard clothesline, and Cabbage Man hits the canvas again, this time clutching his jaw. He is dragged to his feet by Jetster, who takes advantage of this situation, hitting a belly to belly overhead suplex!
Jetster has certainly taken the initiative, and hooks the leg for an early pinfall…
1…
2…
Kick out by Cabbage Man, but surprise surprise, a very fast count by Mouldy Cheese! Cabbage Man gets to his feet and starts questioning Mouldy Cheese about the count, and he seems very ticked off, his fears about his involvement in this match manifesting themselves at a really early stage. Cabbage Man starts hitting a flurry of hard punches to Jetster, a new resolve welling inside of him. He punches him right into the corner, and rams his head into the turnbuckle – ouch!
Jetster staggers out, to be met with a DDT from Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man runs over to the ropes, standing on the top rope as he makes the first attempt to escape the cage! He puts both feet on the top rope, but Mouldy Cheese ‘accidentally’ knocks his legs…OWW! LOW BLOW ON THE ROPES! You can see the pain and agony etched in Cabbage Man’s face as each of his legs go either side of the ropes. But the real story so far has been the conniving actions of Mouldy Cheese!
Jetster takes the advantage and grabs the back of a dazed Cabbage Man’s neck, and then rams his head into the steel mesh! That is sickening! He keeps on driving his face into the cold hard steel, busting him open big time as blood pours down his face! One…two…three…four…five times into the side of the cage as the crowd chant along. And a si…NO! Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) puts his hand out to stop it, and to the evident delight of the crowd, starts doing the same to Jetster! This time a small river of blood trickles down the forehead of Jetster, but once again, Mouldy Cheese intervenes by breaking it up! Funny, he didn’t show the same concern when it was the other way round, and the crowd make their disdain heard!
Jetster barges at Cabbage Man, both of them wearing the crimson mask, clotheslining him to the floor, only to pick him up and hit a scoop slam! He leans against the ropes and drops to the mat, his knees digging into the neck of Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage). Jetster drags Cabbage Man to his feet and Irish whips him into the outside of the cage! Cabbage Man strikes the cage then staggers backwards, only to be met with a bulldog by Jetster, who then immediately runs to the turnbuckle to escape!
Jetster ascends the turnbuckle and grabs the mesh as the crowd gets louder, even more so as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet! Cabbage Man rises to his feet and eyes Jetster, but first turns around and punches Mouldy Cheese, revenging him for earlier to the massive delight of the crowd! Cabbage Man then climbs the turnbuckle as the crowd rise to their feet. Cabbage Man pulls Jetster down until both men are standing on the turnbuckle…AND CABBAGE MAN MANAGES TO HIT A MODIFIED SUPERPLEX!
Jetster hits the canvas hard as Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) starts climbing the cage to the cheers of the crowd! Cabbage Man is close to escaping the cage…he gets an arm and head over the top of the cage, and with Jetster still flat out on the canvas, looks to get his legs over the cage for a sure fire victory…
WHAT’S THIS? REAVER (ANT) IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
What the hell is this – an Elements vs. Cabbage Man handicap Match? I don’t think Cabbage Man has noticed yet! He is close to getting his whole body over, but is struggling. Reaver is sprinting down the ramp, much to the derision of the crowd, and ascends the steel steps…
CRACK! Reaver (Ant) just cracked that steel chair over the head of Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man can’t defend himself as both his hands are slowly losing their grip…
CRACK! Reaver hits him again! And Mouldy Cheese is pretending to ignore it by attending to Jetster! Cabbage Man is losing his grip… CRACK!…
…CABBAGE MAN GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), unable to withstand that brutal head assault dished out by that cheating swine Reaver, falls down to the canvas, awkwardly at seems, and is knocked out! A slowly reviving Jetster (helped along by a very helpful Mouldy Cheese I might add) drapes his arm over Cabbage Man as Mouldy Cheese drops for the count (mimicked by a grinning Reaver on the outside)…
1……….
2……….
SHOULDER UP! A fine display of resiliency from Cabbage Man, earning him nothing but admiration from the crowd! And Reaver (Ant) can’t believe it. What the hell? Reaver seems to be issuing orders to Mouldy Cheese as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet.
Mouldy Cheese goes to check on him, and then – what the f…? MOULDY CHEESE JUST HIT A LOW BLOW (for the second time!) ON CABBAGE MAN! Boos ring round the arena, as Jetster makes the cover again…
1……….
2……….
SHOULDER UP AGAIN! UNBELIEVABLE! Reaver is even more annoyed! In a typical fit of rage, Reaver throws the chair over the cage! Oops, no he missed the first time, I guess he’s got a weak throw :D But at the second attempt the chair flies over the cage in what is an even worsening situation for Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)!
Mouldy Cheese picks up Cabbage Man and holds his arms behind his back, egging on Jetster to move out of the way – this is heinous! Jetster holds the chair high above his head…LOW BLOW TO MOULDY CHEESE!
Cabbage Man ducks out the way…AND JETSTER HITS MOULDY CHEESE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Mouldy Cheese winces at that double blow – first the cheeky low blow from Cabbage Man, then the chair shot from Jetster! Jetster is crestfallen and goes to check on Mouldy Cheese, but Cabbage Man spins him round and hits the CABBAGE EFFECT!
Cabbage Man hooks Jetster’s leg and grabs Mouldy Cheese’s arm, using it to make the count…
1………..
2………..
3!!!!! CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE) HAS WON THE MATCH!
Cabbage Man has overcome these seemingly insurmountable odds to squeak out a victory! Numerous referees run down the ramp, the first few escorting a fuming Reaver up the ramp and out of the ringside area, and others opening the cage to attend to Jetster and Mouldy Cheese, not to mention Cabbage Man, who despite emerging victorious from this battle, is still reeling from the match and those brutal upside down chair shots to the cranium! But when all is said and done, Cabbage Man has beaten the odds to win the match. It’s goodnight from RM18!
If only things could be that simple, if you could call a cage match simple! In a shocking display of typical deviousness, Reaver (Ant), chose Elements member Mouldy Cheese as the special guest referee! I wonder how Mouldy Cheese’s presence in this match will affect the outcome of this match up – remember, victory can be attained either by pinfall or by escaping the cage, where victory will be assured by both feet touching the ground. And here he comes now!
Mouldy Cheese, dressed in black and whit referee attire, struts down the ramp to a mixed response, his music not playing surprisingly. Mouldy Cheese steps into the ring and prepares for the entrance of today’s competitors…
”I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” The oh-so familiar tune of Cabbage Man’s entrance resounds round the arena to cheers as a cautious Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) walks down the ramp – he must be wary of the Elements…er…element in this match up! Cabbage Man steps into the ring, ducking the ropes and constantly checking the steel structure. He then starts eyeing Mouldy Cheese suspiciously, and with good reason, as we know all about his allegiances.
And here comes Jetster! The familiar Elements music rings round the arena, met with jeers and boos from the crowd! The Elements have been on something on a roll recently, and they will be keen for that to continue in this match today. Jetster slides into the ring as the cage is lowered down onto the mat, both men’s eyes fixed on the cage as it surrounds them and the special guest referee, Mouldy Cheese!
DING DING DING!
The match starts with both men circling the ring, pulling the wire mesh and staring each other out. They make a move and lock up, Jetster quickly gaining the advantage and elbowing Cabbage man in the gut, leading to an Irish whip and a shoulder block. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) swiftly gets to his feet, only to be met with another hard clothesline, and Cabbage Man hits the canvas again, this time clutching his jaw. He is dragged to his feet by Jetster, who takes advantage of this situation, hitting a belly to belly overhead suplex!
Jetster has certainly taken the initiative, and hooks the leg for an early pinfall…
1…
2…
Kick out by Cabbage Man, but surprise surprise, a very fast count by Mouldy Cheese! Cabbage Man gets to his feet and starts questioning Mouldy Cheese about the count, and he seems very ticked off, his fears about his involvement in this match manifesting themselves at a really early stage. Cabbage Man starts hitting a flurry of hard punches to Jetster, a new resolve welling inside of him. He punches him right into the corner, and rams his head into the turnbuckle – ouch!
Jetster staggers out, to be met with a DDT from Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man runs over to the ropes, standing on the top rope as he makes the first attempt to escape the cage! He puts both feet on the top rope, but Mouldy Cheese ‘accidentally’ knocks his legs…OWW! LOW BLOW ON THE ROPES! You can see the pain and agony etched in Cabbage Man’s face as each of his legs go either side of the ropes. But the real story so far has been the conniving actions of Mouldy Cheese!
Jetster takes the advantage and grabs the back of a dazed Cabbage Man’s neck, and then rams his head into the steel mesh! That is sickening! He keeps on driving his face into the cold hard steel, busting him open big time as blood pours down his face! One…two…three…four…five times into the side of the cage as the crowd chant along. And a si…NO! Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) puts his hand out to stop it, and to the evident delight of the crowd, starts doing the same to Jetster! This time a small river of blood trickles down the forehead of Jetster, but once again, Mouldy Cheese intervenes by breaking it up! Funny, he didn’t show the same concern when it was the other way round, and the crowd make their disdain heard!
Jetster barges at Cabbage Man, both of them wearing the crimson mask, clotheslining him to the floor, only to pick him up and hit a scoop slam! He leans against the ropes and drops to the mat, his knees digging into the neck of Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage). Jetster drags Cabbage Man to his feet and Irish whips him into the outside of the cage! Cabbage Man strikes the cage then staggers backwards, only to be met with a bulldog by Jetster, who then immediately runs to the turnbuckle to escape!
Jetster ascends the turnbuckle and grabs the mesh as the crowd gets louder, even more so as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet! Cabbage Man rises to his feet and eyes Jetster, but first turns around and punches Mouldy Cheese, revenging him for earlier to the massive delight of the crowd! Cabbage Man then climbs the turnbuckle as the crowd rise to their feet. Cabbage Man pulls Jetster down until both men are standing on the turnbuckle…AND CABBAGE MAN MANAGES TO HIT A MODIFIED SUPERPLEX!
Jetster hits the canvas hard as Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) starts climbing the cage to the cheers of the crowd! Cabbage Man is close to escaping the cage…he gets an arm and head over the top of the cage, and with Jetster still flat out on the canvas, looks to get his legs over the cage for a sure fire victory…
WHAT’S THIS? REAVER (ANT) IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
What the hell is this – an Elements vs. Cabbage Man handicap Match? I don’t think Cabbage Man has noticed yet! He is close to getting his whole body over, but is struggling. Reaver is sprinting down the ramp, much to the derision of the crowd, and ascends the steel steps…
CRACK! Reaver (Ant) just cracked that steel chair over the head of Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man can’t defend himself as both his hands are slowly losing their grip…
CRACK! Reaver hits him again! And Mouldy Cheese is pretending to ignore it by attending to Jetster! Cabbage Man is losing his grip… CRACK!…
…CABBAGE MAN GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), unable to withstand that brutal head assault dished out by that cheating swine Reaver, falls down to the canvas, awkwardly at seems, and is knocked out! A slowly reviving Jetster (helped along by a very helpful Mouldy Cheese I might add) drapes his arm over Cabbage Man as Mouldy Cheese drops for the count (mimicked by a grinning Reaver on the outside)…
1……….
2……….
SHOULDER UP! A fine display of resiliency from Cabbage Man, earning him nothing but admiration from the crowd! And Reaver (Ant) can’t believe it. What the hell? Reaver seems to be issuing orders to Mouldy Cheese as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet.
Mouldy Cheese goes to check on him, and then – what the f…? MOULDY CHEESE JUST HIT A LOW BLOW (for the second time!) ON CABBAGE MAN! Boos ring round the arena, as Jetster makes the cover again…
1……….
2……….
SHOULDER UP AGAIN! UNBELIEVABLE! Reaver is even more annoyed! In a typical fit of rage, Reaver throws the chair over the cage! Oops, no he missed the first time, I guess he’s got a weak throw :D But at the second attempt the chair flies over the cage in what is an even worsening situation for Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)!
Mouldy Cheese picks up Cabbage Man and holds his arms behind his back, egging on Jetster to move out of the way – this is heinous! Jetster holds the chair high above his head…LOW BLOW TO MOULDY CHEESE!
Cabbage Man ducks out the way…AND JETSTER HITS MOULDY CHEESE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Mouldy Cheese winces at that double blow – first the cheeky low blow from Cabbage Man, then the chair shot from Jetster! Jetster is crestfallen and goes to check on Mouldy Cheese, but Cabbage Man spins him round and hits the CABBAGE EFFECT!
Cabbage Man hooks Jetster’s leg and grabs Mouldy Cheese’s arm, using it to make the count…
1………..
2………..
3!!!!! CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE) HAS WON THE MATCH!
Cabbage Man has overcome these seemingly insurmountable odds to squeak out a victory! Numerous referees run down the ramp, the first few escorting a fuming Reaver up the ramp and out of the ringside area, and others opening the cage to attend to Jetster and Mouldy Cheese, not to mention Cabbage Man, who despite emerging victorious from this battle, is still reeling from the match and those brutal upside down chair shots to the cranium! But when all is said and done, Cabbage Man has beaten the odds to win the match. It’s goodnight from RM18!
Grrrrr...damn that Cabbage! :D The Elements nearly came out on top once again, but this was just a bit of practise for Jetster as he aims to capture the HardCAW Title during next week's Eclipse!
Great match (as always) Russ, well thought with a heroic ending and lots of near pin-falls.
Great match (as always) Russ, well thought with a heroic ending and lots of near pin-falls.
Great match Russ as ever. I thought it was all over when Reaver hit them steel chair shots but Cabbage Man proved once again, why he is the No.1 Rated CAW.
That is one rule I hate in Cage matches. Why have pinfalls? Just climb out the cage you lazy goobas! :D
Great stuff Russell! One of the best matches I've read in a while!
Well done to Cabbage Man - unlucky Jetster.
Well done to Cabbage Man - unlucky Jetster.
Nice match RM18. When Reaver (Ant) hit me with the chair i thought it was over but I won a hard match. Unlucky Jetster. ;-)
Brilliant stuff RM, I loved the ending...and the result kicked a$# too. Reaver and co deserved to lose...makes a change! Well done BC, and unlucky (pfft) to Jetster. HAH, Mouldy Cheese tried screwing the system...but it backfired. That's what I like to see. Russ, you not on MSN?
It’s that time again, Eclipse! As part of another action packed show, we have for us tonight what should be a superb encounter between Jetster and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), this time with a little twist added – it’s taking place, one on one, in the unforgiving wired mesh of a steel cage!
If only things could be that simple, if you could call a cage match simple! In a shocking display of typical deviousness, Reaver (Ant), chose Elements member Mouldy Cheese as the special guest referee! I wonder how Mouldy Cheese’s presence in this match will affect the outcome of this match up – remember, victory can be attained either by pinfall or by escaping the cage, where victory will be assured by both feet touching the ground. And here he comes now!
Mouldy Cheese, dressed in black and whit referee attire, struts down the ramp to a mixed response, his music not playing surprisingly. Mouldy Cheese steps into the ring and prepares for the entrance of today’s competitors…
”I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” The oh-so familiar tune of Cabbage Man’s entrance resounds round the arena to cheers as a cautious Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) walks down the ramp – he must be wary of the Elements…er…element in this match up! Cabbage Man steps into the ring, ducking the ropes and constantly checking the steel structure. He then starts eyeing Mouldy Cheese suspiciously, and with good reason, as we know all about his allegiances.
And here comes Jetster! The familiar Elements music rings round the arena, met with jeers and boos from the crowd! The Elements have been on something on a roll recently, and they will be keen for that to continue in this match today. Jetster slides into the ring as the cage is lowered down onto the mat, both men’s eyes fixed on the cage as it surrounds them and the special guest referee, Mouldy Cheese!
DING DING DING!
The match starts with both men circling the ring, pulling the wire mesh and staring each other out. They make a move and lock up, Jetster quickly gaining the advantage and elbowing Cabbage man in the gut, leading to an Irish whip and a shoulder block. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) swiftly gets to his feet, only to be met with another hard clothesline, and Cabbage Man hits the canvas again, this time clutching his jaw. He is dragged to his feet by Jetster, who takes advantage of this situation, hitting a belly to belly overhead suplex!
Jetster has certainly taken the initiative, and hooks the leg for an early pinfall…
1…
2…
Kick out by Cabbage Man, but surprise surprise, a very fast count by Mouldy Cheese! Cabbage Man gets to his feet and starts questioning Mouldy Cheese about the count, and he seems very ticked off, his fears about his involvement in this match manifesting themselves at a really early stage. Cabbage Man starts hitting a flurry of hard punches to Jetster, a new resolve welling inside of him. He punches him right into the corner, and rams his head into the turnbuckle – ouch!
Jetster staggers out, to be met with a DDT from Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man runs over to the ropes, standing on the top rope as he makes the first attempt to escape the cage! He puts both feet on the top rope, but Mouldy Cheese ‘accidentally’ knocks his legs…OWW! LOW BLOW ON THE ROPES! You can see the pain and agony etched in Cabbage Man’s face as each of his legs go either side of the ropes. But the real story so far has been the conniving actions of Mouldy Cheese!
Jetster takes the advantage and grabs the back of a dazed Cabbage Man’s neck, and then rams his head into the steel mesh! That is sickening! He keeps on driving his face into the cold hard steel, busting him open big time as blood pours down his face! One…two…three…four…five times into the side of the cage as the crowd chant along. And a si…NO! Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) puts his hand out to stop it, and to the evident delight of the crowd, starts doing the same to Jetster! This time a small river of blood trickles down the forehead of Jetster, but once again, Mouldy Cheese intervenes by breaking it up! Funny, he didn’t show the same concern when it was the other way round, and the crowd make their disdain heard!
Jetster barges at Cabbage Man, both of them wearing the crimson mask, clotheslining him to the floor, only to pick him up and hit a scoop slam! He leans against the ropes and drops to the mat, his knees digging into the neck of Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage). Jetster drags Cabbage Man to his feet and Irish whips him into the outside of the cage! Cabbage Man strikes the cage then staggers backwards, only to be met with a bulldog by Jetster, who then immediately runs to the turnbuckle to escape!
Jetster ascends the turnbuckle and grabs the mesh as the crowd gets louder, even more so as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet! Cabbage Man rises to his feet and eyes Jetster, but first turns around and punches Mouldy Cheese, revenging him for earlier to the massive delight of the crowd! Cabbage Man then climbs the turnbuckle as the crowd rise to their feet. Cabbage Man pulls Jetster down until both men are standing on the turnbuckle…AND CABBAGE MAN MANAGES TO HIT A MODIFIED SUPERPLEX!
Jetster hits the canvas hard as Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) starts climbing the cage to the cheers of the crowd! Cabbage Man is close to escaping the cage…he gets an arm and head over the top of the cage, and with Jetster still flat out on the canvas, looks to get his legs over the cage for a sure fire victory…
WHAT’S THIS? REAVER (ANT) IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
What the hell is this – an Elements vs. Cabbage Man handicap Match? I don’t think Cabbage Man has noticed yet! He is close to getting his whole body over, but is struggling. Reaver is sprinting down the ramp, much to the derision of the crowd, and ascends the steel steps…
CRACK! Reaver (Ant) just cracked that steel chair over the head of Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man can’t defend himself as both his hands are slowly losing their grip…
CRACK! Reaver hits him again! And Mouldy Cheese is pretending to ignore it by attending to Jetster! Cabbage Man is losing his grip… CRACK!…
…CABBAGE MAN GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), unable to withstand that brutal head assault dished out by that cheating swine Reaver, falls down to the canvas, awkwardly at seems, and is knocked out! A slowly reviving Jetster (helped along by a very helpful Mouldy Cheese I might add) drapes his arm over Cabbage Man as Mouldy Cheese drops for the count (mimicked by a grinning Reaver on the outside)…
1……….
2……….
SHOULDER UP! A fine display of resiliency from Cabbage Man, earning him nothing but admiration from the crowd! And Reaver (Ant) can’t believe it. What the hell? Reaver seems to be issuing orders to Mouldy Cheese as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet.
Mouldy Cheese goes to check on him, and then – what the f…? MOULDY CHEESE JUST HIT A LOW BLOW (for the second time!) ON CABBAGE MAN! Boos ring round the arena, as Jetster makes the cover again…
1……….
2……….
SHOULDER UP AGAIN! UNBELIEVABLE! Reaver is even more annoyed! In a typical fit of rage, Reaver throws the chair over the cage! Oops, no he missed the first time, I guess he’s got a weak throw :D But at the second attempt the chair flies over the cage in what is an even worsening situation for Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)!
Mouldy Cheese picks up Cabbage Man and holds his arms behind his back, egging on Jetster to move out of the way – this is heinous! Jetster holds the chair high above his head…LOW BLOW TO MOULDY CHEESE!
Cabbage Man ducks out the way…AND JETSTER HITS MOULDY CHEESE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Mouldy Cheese winces at that double blow – first the cheeky low blow from Cabbage Man, then the chair shot from Jetster! Jetster is crestfallen and goes to check on Mouldy Cheese, but Cabbage Man spins him round and hits the CABBAGE EFFECT!
Cabbage Man hooks Jetster’s leg and grabs Mouldy Cheese’s arm, using it to make the count…
1………..
2………..
3!!!!! CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE) HAS WON THE MATCH!
Cabbage Man has overcome these seemingly insurmountable odds to squeak out a victory! Numerous referees run down the ramp, the first few escorting a fuming Reaver up the ramp and out of the ringside area, and others opening the cage to attend to Jetster and Mouldy Cheese, not to mention Cabbage Man, who despite emerging victorious from this battle, is still reeling from the match and those brutal upside down chair shots to the cranium! But when all is said and done, Cabbage Man has beaten the odds to win the match. It’s goodnight from RM18!
If only things could be that simple, if you could call a cage match simple! In a shocking display of typical deviousness, Reaver (Ant), chose Elements member Mouldy Cheese as the special guest referee! I wonder how Mouldy Cheese’s presence in this match will affect the outcome of this match up – remember, victory can be attained either by pinfall or by escaping the cage, where victory will be assured by both feet touching the ground. And here he comes now!
Mouldy Cheese, dressed in black and whit referee attire, struts down the ramp to a mixed response, his music not playing surprisingly. Mouldy Cheese steps into the ring and prepares for the entrance of today’s competitors…
”I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” The oh-so familiar tune of Cabbage Man’s entrance resounds round the arena to cheers as a cautious Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) walks down the ramp – he must be wary of the Elements…er…element in this match up! Cabbage Man steps into the ring, ducking the ropes and constantly checking the steel structure. He then starts eyeing Mouldy Cheese suspiciously, and with good reason, as we know all about his allegiances.
And here comes Jetster! The familiar Elements music rings round the arena, met with jeers and boos from the crowd! The Elements have been on something on a roll recently, and they will be keen for that to continue in this match today. Jetster slides into the ring as the cage is lowered down onto the mat, both men’s eyes fixed on the cage as it surrounds them and the special guest referee, Mouldy Cheese!
DING DING DING!
The match starts with both men circling the ring, pulling the wire mesh and staring each other out. They make a move and lock up, Jetster quickly gaining the advantage and elbowing Cabbage man in the gut, leading to an Irish whip and a shoulder block. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) swiftly gets to his feet, only to be met with another hard clothesline, and Cabbage Man hits the canvas again, this time clutching his jaw. He is dragged to his feet by Jetster, who takes advantage of this situation, hitting a belly to belly overhead suplex!
Jetster has certainly taken the initiative, and hooks the leg for an early pinfall…
1…
2…
Kick out by Cabbage Man, but surprise surprise, a very fast count by Mouldy Cheese! Cabbage Man gets to his feet and starts questioning Mouldy Cheese about the count, and he seems very ticked off, his fears about his involvement in this match manifesting themselves at a really early stage. Cabbage Man starts hitting a flurry of hard punches to Jetster, a new resolve welling inside of him. He punches him right into the corner, and rams his head into the turnbuckle – ouch!
Jetster staggers out, to be met with a DDT from Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man runs over to the ropes, standing on the top rope as he makes the first attempt to escape the cage! He puts both feet on the top rope, but Mouldy Cheese ‘accidentally’ knocks his legs…OWW! LOW BLOW ON THE ROPES! You can see the pain and agony etched in Cabbage Man’s face as each of his legs go either side of the ropes. But the real story so far has been the conniving actions of Mouldy Cheese!
Jetster takes the advantage and grabs the back of a dazed Cabbage Man’s neck, and then rams his head into the steel mesh! That is sickening! He keeps on driving his face into the cold hard steel, busting him open big time as blood pours down his face! One…two…three…four…five times into the side of the cage as the crowd chant along. And a si…NO! Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) puts his hand out to stop it, and to the evident delight of the crowd, starts doing the same to Jetster! This time a small river of blood trickles down the forehead of Jetster, but once again, Mouldy Cheese intervenes by breaking it up! Funny, he didn’t show the same concern when it was the other way round, and the crowd make their disdain heard!
Jetster barges at Cabbage Man, both of them wearing the crimson mask, clotheslining him to the floor, only to pick him up and hit a scoop slam! He leans against the ropes and drops to the mat, his knees digging into the neck of Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage). Jetster drags Cabbage Man to his feet and Irish whips him into the outside of the cage! Cabbage Man strikes the cage then staggers backwards, only to be met with a bulldog by Jetster, who then immediately runs to the turnbuckle to escape!
Jetster ascends the turnbuckle and grabs the mesh as the crowd gets louder, even more so as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet! Cabbage Man rises to his feet and eyes Jetster, but first turns around and punches Mouldy Cheese, revenging him for earlier to the massive delight of the crowd! Cabbage Man then climbs the turnbuckle as the crowd rise to their feet. Cabbage Man pulls Jetster down until both men are standing on the turnbuckle…AND CABBAGE MAN MANAGES TO HIT A MODIFIED SUPERPLEX!
Jetster hits the canvas hard as Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) starts climbing the cage to the cheers of the crowd! Cabbage Man is close to escaping the cage…he gets an arm and head over the top of the cage, and with Jetster still flat out on the canvas, looks to get his legs over the cage for a sure fire victory…
WHAT’S THIS? REAVER (ANT) IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
What the hell is this – an Elements vs. Cabbage Man handicap Match? I don’t think Cabbage Man has noticed yet! He is close to getting his whole body over, but is struggling. Reaver is sprinting down the ramp, much to the derision of the crowd, and ascends the steel steps…
CRACK! Reaver (Ant) just cracked that steel chair over the head of Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man can’t defend himself as both his hands are slowly losing their grip…
CRACK! Reaver hits him again! And Mouldy Cheese is pretending to ignore it by attending to Jetster! Cabbage Man is losing his grip… CRACK!…
…CABBAGE MAN GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), unable to withstand that brutal head assault dished out by that cheating swine Reaver, falls down to the canvas, awkwardly at seems, and is knocked out! A slowly reviving Jetster (helped along by a very helpful Mouldy Cheese I might add) drapes his arm over Cabbage Man as Mouldy Cheese drops for the count (mimicked by a grinning Reaver on the outside)…
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SHOULDER UP! A fine display of resiliency from Cabbage Man, earning him nothing but admiration from the crowd! And Reaver (Ant) can’t believe it. What the hell? Reaver seems to be issuing orders to Mouldy Cheese as Cabbage Man slowly gets to his feet.
Mouldy Cheese goes to check on him, and then – what the f…? MOULDY CHEESE JUST HIT A LOW BLOW (for the second time!) ON CABBAGE MAN! Boos ring round the arena, as Jetster makes the cover again…
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SHOULDER UP AGAIN! UNBELIEVABLE! Reaver is even more annoyed! In a typical fit of rage, Reaver throws the chair over the cage! Oops, no he missed the first time, I guess he’s got a weak throw :D But at the second attempt the chair flies over the cage in what is an even worsening situation for Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)!
Mouldy Cheese picks up Cabbage Man and holds his arms behind his back, egging on Jetster to move out of the way – this is heinous! Jetster holds the chair high above his head…LOW BLOW TO MOULDY CHEESE!
Cabbage Man ducks out the way…AND JETSTER HITS MOULDY CHEESE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Mouldy Cheese winces at that double blow – first the cheeky low blow from Cabbage Man, then the chair shot from Jetster! Jetster is crestfallen and goes to check on Mouldy Cheese, but Cabbage Man spins him round and hits the CABBAGE EFFECT!
Cabbage Man hooks Jetster’s leg and grabs Mouldy Cheese’s arm, using it to make the count…
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3!!!!! CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE) HAS WON THE MATCH!
Cabbage Man has overcome these seemingly insurmountable odds to squeak out a victory! Numerous referees run down the ramp, the first few escorting a fuming Reaver up the ramp and out of the ringside area, and others opening the cage to attend to Jetster and Mouldy Cheese, not to mention Cabbage Man, who despite emerging victorious from this battle, is still reeling from the match and those brutal upside down chair shots to the cranium! But when all is said and done, Cabbage Man has beaten the odds to win the match. It’s goodnight from RM18!