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This is a spoof about SR staff members (DON’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY).
I planted a bug in there room and this is what they said.
1st CONVERSATION:
Schroeder: oh Tony don't walk away again.
Tony: Why not? You said you wouldn't look at Fido Dido Again. (when she was still here)
Schroeder: yeah but have you seen her.
Tony: yeah but I thought you liked me.
Schroeder: I do but...
Tony: But not buts O.K. it is through O.K.
Schroeder: NO, I can’t let you go, I LOVE you.
Tony: So what do you want me to do, hey.
Schroeder: I don’t know, you decide?
Tony: Why?
Schroeder: Why? Because your ugly and Fido Dido is a one-of-a-kind.
Tony: WHAT?
Schroeder: What don’t you understand? Your ugly and She is sexy.
Tony: I’m ugly, YOU’RE the one who wanted to be with me remember.
Schroeder: no I don’t remember because you begged me to be with you, if you can't remember ask Hercules because you asked him first and he said “NO” so there.
Tony: O.K. I did beg Hercules but I thought he was part of the SR staff acting like a regular with his “fake Staff” tagline.
Schroeder: Look how many people are watching us Arguing.
Tony: AND?!?!?!?!?
Schroeder: I am going to finish you and ask Fido Dido because SHE is nothing like you. She has Talent, Good Look’s and a Sense of Humour, Unlike you, you are a
Tony: Fine. *CRIES*
Everyone else: *Points And Laughs At Tony*
Schroeder: It is finished between me and you so don’t come crying over to me Because it was your fault this has happened.
Tony: Fine remember to pack your things and move to the over side of the building.
Schroeder: Why? You can’t do this?
Tony: Oh yeah...
Schroeder: Yeah.
Tony: Well tough you have disappointed me.
Schroeder: By doing what?
Tony: By liking Women instead of men.
Schroeder: *LOL* I don’t want to be GAY no more because I want to be STRAIGHT
Tony: *Walks away and that is it*
2nd CONVERSATION
Mr Snuggly is teasing Loki over the phone but Loki doesn’t know it is Mr. Snuggly and Mr Snuggly does a voice that sounds like a Woman.
Mr Snuggly: Hi Loki.
Loki: Who is this.
Mr Snuggly: It is me.
Loki: WHO?
Mr Snuggly: It is me remember.
Loki: NO?
Mr Snuggly: We had a great time together last night, remember now.
Loki: Oh yeah your that Women I paid for last night, oh hi.
MR. SNUGGLY CHANGES HIS VOICE BACK TO NORMAL.
Mr Snuggly: I don’t think so Loki because I am MR Snuggly.
Loki: , I hate you Mr Snuggly.
Mr Snuggly: Why?
Loki: Because Brad is listening too.
Mr Snuggly: Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Loki: I have Got To Go.
Mr Snuggly: Why?
Loki: I am going to hang up.
Mr Snuggly: If you do I will shout out VERY loud to everyone in here, that you cheated on your Wife.
Loki: you wouldn’t dare.
Mr Snuggly: Oh, yeah, “Hey everyone Loki has been che...”
Loki: O.K. O.K., want do you want to know.
Mr Snuggly: Everything that went on.
Loki: O.K. My wife doesn’t make love to me anymore and I thought My Testacles were not working so...
Mr Snuggly: So you’re trying to tell me that your Testacles weren't getting used very much and decided to have sex with a PROSTITUTE, is that correct.
Loki: Yes.
Mr Snuggly: O.K. I will leave you alone now.
Loki: Wait...How did you know I was with someone else.
Mr Snuggly: I Didn’t I was just fooling around. HA HA HA HA.
Loki: So you didn’t know?
Mr Snuggly: NOPE
Loki: Oh my god, your good at that ya know.
Mr Snuggly: Of course I am.
Loki: Yeah but not good enough.
Mr Snuggly: Well it was good enough to fool you.
Loki: Oh well see ya round.
*hangs up*
3rd CONVERSATION
Darkus and Brad are planning a terrorists attack on SR headquarters and this is what the said:
Darkus: Hey brad you know that thing i wanted to tell you?
Brad: yeah, what was it?
Darkus: Well I want you to be apart of my terrorists team.
Brad: Erm...Well...O.K., but how much do I get paid?
Darkus: £5,000,000 per person.
Brad: what are we doing, like destroying, murder etc.
Darkus: Oh, you quick little fella ye, we will be destroying the SR building.
Brad: Oh my god no, why would you want to do that?
Darkus: Because TONY has just fired me
Brad: WHY?
Darkus: Because I put a virus in the system
Brad: Oh GOD, but what is the point.
Darkus: Erm...Because...hey I can’t tell you because if you are part of a Terrorist group you have to do what I tell you O.K.?
Brad: Yeah, when will we be doing it?
Darkus: Doing what?
Brad: Destroying the building, jeez
Darkus: Oh yeah, on 10 August 2002
Brad: O.K.
Darkus: I asked you because I can trust you and you can get the explosives ready during the day. All you have to do is when your are on your BREAK Go to Floor’s B1, 26, 45, 69 This should make the whole building collapse when they EXPLODE.
Brad: so you want me to plant 4 C4’s on 4 Different Floors of the building so you can get your own back on TONY?
Darkus: yeah, But I was only going to plant 2 C4’s on each floor but 4 C4’s on each floor will be even more fun.
Brad: And your meant to be the gang leader as well, God I could do better than you.
Darkus: You honestly think you could do better than me, HA you have only just been hired to my team and already you are pi**ing me off.
Brad: O.K. O.K. So all I have to do is plant the bombs, get them armed and I get £5,000,000?
Darkus: YEAH
Brad: WELL
Darkus: Well What?
Brad: Were is the C4?
Darkus: oh yeah here they are, but you must go into work with this bag O.K.
Brad: O.K., See you tomorrow.
Darkus: And don’t forget otherwise you will be sleeping with the fishes.
THE NEXT DAY:
*the phone rings at brad’s house and Brad answers*
Brad: Hello
Darkus: Are you up yet.
Brad: Now I am why?
Darkus: Because you start work in 30 Minutes
Brad: I know...what...
Darkus: So you do remember what I said last night don’t you?
Brad: Erm...Hold On...oh yeah plant the C4 on floor’s B1, 26, 45, 69
Darkus: Good, you remember.
Brad: what do you want?
Darkus: Just to make sure you have not forgotten our deal
Brad: no I haven’t forgot our deal, Plant the C4 and I get £5,000,000.
Darkus: Good Now get ready for work because this will be your last day working at Special Reserve.
Brad: O.K. See you later.
*hangs Up*
*brad arrives at work like a Vibrator going hypo*
Fido Dido: Hey Brad you O.K.?
Brad: Yeah I am Just a bit shaky.
Fido Dido: well I can see that. Do you want me to ask Tony to let you have the Day off?
Brad: No I have to do something today.
Fido Dido: O.K., but are you sure?
Brad: Yeah just give me a minute to calm down O.K.?
Fido Dido: O.K. well I will tell Tony that your are going to be late O.K.
Brad: O.K. Hey Fido?
Fido Dido Yeah?
Brad: Thanks.
Fido Dido: No Problem, just don’t Stay here all-day, O.K.
Brad: O.K.
*Brad calms down and walks into his office and the phone rings and brad answers*
Brad: Hello
Darkus: Hey, I seen you sitting in your car, you looked a bit Nervous.
Brad: I am.
Darkus: Why?
Brad: Because I have worked here for 3 Years and it is Going To Be Destroyed.
Darkus: Well get over it.
Brad: I can’t.
Darkus: Yes you can
Brad: I can’t.
Darkus: Yes you can
Brad: I can’t.
Darkus: Yes you can
Brad: I can’t.
Darkus: YES YOU CAN.
Brad: O.K. but DON’T shout at me again O.K.
Darkus: O.K. But Don’t forget to set the C4.
*phone is hung up by DARKUS*
*Brad hears the Dinner Alarm go and Brad gets ready for his moment of truth*
*He walks back to his office and he phone’s up Darkus*
Darkus: Hello
Brad: Hi, it is me, I have set the explosives.
Darkus: now pack your stuff and get ready to say goodbye when you finish work.
Brad: O.K. were are you going to detonate the Explosives
Darkus: Over the road in the building that you can see looking out of your window.
Brad: O.K. well I would love to come over and stay to see the show but I can’t, so leave my money in the boot of my car O.K.
Darkus: well the money was already in the boot from the start.
Brad: O.K. well nice doing business with you so I will see You round.
*brad hangs up*
*brad has finished work but hasn’t left the building and Darkus ring up and asks him what is wrong*
*phone rings*
Brad: Hello
Darkus: what on earth are you doing?
Brad: staying here.
Darkus: why?
Brad: Because if you blow up this building I want to see.
Darkus: you man, you’re not going to stay there.
Brad: Oh, yeah
*phone line is cut off due to an explosion in the building over the road from SR towers*
*Brad Talks To himself*
Brad: Beat that then
The End
Thanks For Reading.
I planted a bug in there room and this is what they said.
1st CONVERSATION:
Schroeder: oh Tony don't walk away again.
Tony: Why not? You said you wouldn't look at Fido Dido Again. (when she was still here)
Schroeder: yeah but have you seen her.
Tony: yeah but I thought you liked me.
Schroeder: I do but...
Tony: But not buts O.K. it is through O.K.
Schroeder: NO, I can’t let you go, I LOVE you.
Tony: So what do you want me to do, hey.
Schroeder: I don’t know, you decide?
Tony: Why?
Schroeder: Why? Because your ugly and Fido Dido is a one-of-a-kind.
Tony: WHAT?
Schroeder: What don’t you understand? Your ugly and She is sexy.
Tony: I’m ugly, YOU’RE the one who wanted to be with me remember.
Schroeder: no I don’t remember because you begged me to be with you, if you can't remember ask Hercules because you asked him first and he said “NO” so there.
Tony: O.K. I did beg Hercules but I thought he was part of the SR staff acting like a regular with his “fake Staff” tagline.
Schroeder: Look how many people are watching us Arguing.
Tony: AND?!?!?!?!?
Schroeder: I am going to finish you and ask Fido Dido because SHE is nothing like you. She has Talent, Good Look’s and a Sense of Humour, Unlike you, you are a
Tony: Fine. *CRIES*
Everyone else: *Points And Laughs At Tony*
Schroeder: It is finished between me and you so don’t come crying over to me Because it was your fault this has happened.
Tony: Fine remember to pack your things and move to the over side of the building.
Schroeder: Why? You can’t do this?
Tony: Oh yeah...
Schroeder: Yeah.
Tony: Well tough you have disappointed me.
Schroeder: By doing what?
Tony: By liking Women instead of men.
Schroeder: *LOL* I don’t want to be GAY no more because I want to be STRAIGHT
Tony: *Walks away and that is it*
2nd CONVERSATION
Mr Snuggly is teasing Loki over the phone but Loki doesn’t know it is Mr. Snuggly and Mr Snuggly does a voice that sounds like a Woman.
Mr Snuggly: Hi Loki.
Loki: Who is this.
Mr Snuggly: It is me.
Loki: WHO?
Mr Snuggly: It is me remember.
Loki: NO?
Mr Snuggly: We had a great time together last night, remember now.
Loki: Oh yeah your that Women I paid for last night, oh hi.
MR. SNUGGLY CHANGES HIS VOICE BACK TO NORMAL.
Mr Snuggly: I don’t think so Loki because I am MR Snuggly.
Loki: , I hate you Mr Snuggly.
Mr Snuggly: Why?
Loki: Because Brad is listening too.
Mr Snuggly: Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Loki: I have Got To Go.
Mr Snuggly: Why?
Loki: I am going to hang up.
Mr Snuggly: If you do I will shout out VERY loud to everyone in here, that you cheated on your Wife.
Loki: you wouldn’t dare.
Mr Snuggly: Oh, yeah, “Hey everyone Loki has been che...”
Loki: O.K. O.K., want do you want to know.
Mr Snuggly: Everything that went on.
Loki: O.K. My wife doesn’t make love to me anymore and I thought My Testacles were not working so...
Mr Snuggly: So you’re trying to tell me that your Testacles weren't getting used very much and decided to have sex with a PROSTITUTE, is that correct.
Loki: Yes.
Mr Snuggly: O.K. I will leave you alone now.
Loki: Wait...How did you know I was with someone else.
Mr Snuggly: I Didn’t I was just fooling around. HA HA HA HA.
Loki: So you didn’t know?
Mr Snuggly: NOPE
Loki: Oh my god, your good at that ya know.
Mr Snuggly: Of course I am.
Loki: Yeah but not good enough.
Mr Snuggly: Well it was good enough to fool you.
Loki: Oh well see ya round.
*hangs up*
3rd CONVERSATION
Darkus and Brad are planning a terrorists attack on SR headquarters and this is what the said:
Darkus: Hey brad you know that thing i wanted to tell you?
Brad: yeah, what was it?
Darkus: Well I want you to be apart of my terrorists team.
Brad: Erm...Well...O.K., but how much do I get paid?
Darkus: £5,000,000 per person.
Brad: what are we doing, like destroying, murder etc.
Darkus: Oh, you quick little fella ye, we will be destroying the SR building.
Brad: Oh my god no, why would you want to do that?
Darkus: Because TONY has just fired me
Brad: WHY?
Darkus: Because I put a virus in the system
Brad: Oh GOD, but what is the point.
Darkus: Erm...Because...hey I can’t tell you because if you are part of a Terrorist group you have to do what I tell you O.K.?
Brad: Yeah, when will we be doing it?
Darkus: Doing what?
Brad: Destroying the building, jeez
Darkus: Oh yeah, on 10 August 2002
Brad: O.K.
Darkus: I asked you because I can trust you and you can get the explosives ready during the day. All you have to do is when your are on your BREAK Go to Floor’s B1, 26, 45, 69 This should make the whole building collapse when they EXPLODE.
Brad: so you want me to plant 4 C4’s on 4 Different Floors of the building so you can get your own back on TONY?
Darkus: yeah, But I was only going to plant 2 C4’s on each floor but 4 C4’s on each floor will be even more fun.
Brad: And your meant to be the gang leader as well, God I could do better than you.
Darkus: You honestly think you could do better than me, HA you have only just been hired to my team and already you are pi**ing me off.
Brad: O.K. O.K. So all I have to do is plant the bombs, get them armed and I get £5,000,000?
Darkus: YEAH
Brad: WELL
Darkus: Well What?
Brad: Were is the C4?
Darkus: oh yeah here they are, but you must go into work with this bag O.K.
Brad: O.K., See you tomorrow.
Darkus: And don’t forget otherwise you will be sleeping with the fishes.
THE NEXT DAY:
*the phone rings at brad’s house and Brad answers*
Brad: Hello
Darkus: Are you up yet.
Brad: Now I am why?
Darkus: Because you start work in 30 Minutes
Brad: I know...what...
Darkus: So you do remember what I said last night don’t you?
Brad: Erm...Hold On...oh yeah plant the C4 on floor’s B1, 26, 45, 69
Darkus: Good, you remember.
Brad: what do you want?
Darkus: Just to make sure you have not forgotten our deal
Brad: no I haven’t forgot our deal, Plant the C4 and I get £5,000,000.
Darkus: Good Now get ready for work because this will be your last day working at Special Reserve.
Brad: O.K. See you later.
*hangs Up*
*brad arrives at work like a Vibrator going hypo*
Fido Dido: Hey Brad you O.K.?
Brad: Yeah I am Just a bit shaky.
Fido Dido: well I can see that. Do you want me to ask Tony to let you have the Day off?
Brad: No I have to do something today.
Fido Dido: O.K., but are you sure?
Brad: Yeah just give me a minute to calm down O.K.?
Fido Dido: O.K. well I will tell Tony that your are going to be late O.K.
Brad: O.K. Hey Fido?
Fido Dido Yeah?
Brad: Thanks.
Fido Dido: No Problem, just don’t Stay here all-day, O.K.
Brad: O.K.
*Brad calms down and walks into his office and the phone rings and brad answers*
Brad: Hello
Darkus: Hey, I seen you sitting in your car, you looked a bit Nervous.
Brad: I am.
Darkus: Why?
Brad: Because I have worked here for 3 Years and it is Going To Be Destroyed.
Darkus: Well get over it.
Brad: I can’t.
Darkus: Yes you can
Brad: I can’t.
Darkus: Yes you can
Brad: I can’t.
Darkus: Yes you can
Brad: I can’t.
Darkus: YES YOU CAN.
Brad: O.K. but DON’T shout at me again O.K.
Darkus: O.K. But Don’t forget to set the C4.
*phone is hung up by DARKUS*
*Brad hears the Dinner Alarm go and Brad gets ready for his moment of truth*
*He walks back to his office and he phone’s up Darkus*
Darkus: Hello
Brad: Hi, it is me, I have set the explosives.
Darkus: now pack your stuff and get ready to say goodbye when you finish work.
Brad: O.K. were are you going to detonate the Explosives
Darkus: Over the road in the building that you can see looking out of your window.
Brad: O.K. well I would love to come over and stay to see the show but I can’t, so leave my money in the boot of my car O.K.
Darkus: well the money was already in the boot from the start.
Brad: O.K. well nice doing business with you so I will see You round.
*brad hangs up*
*brad has finished work but hasn’t left the building and Darkus ring up and asks him what is wrong*
*phone rings*
Brad: Hello
Darkus: what on earth are you doing?
Brad: staying here.
Darkus: why?
Brad: Because if you blow up this building I want to see.
Darkus: you man, you’re not going to stay there.
Brad: Oh, yeah
*phone line is cut off due to an explosion in the building over the road from SR towers*
*Brad Talks To himself*
Brad: Beat that then
The End
Thanks For Reading.
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For the real icing on the cake, someone should quote his hard work (ha!) to up their word count. Talk about kicking 'em while they're down, eh?
He was banned for posting an awful post in the Music forum entitled 'Books you won't find in a library' (sounds riveting I know), which surprisingly, he copied.
You'd think if he copied something, it would at least be good!
*shakes head*
You'd think if he copied something, it would at least be good!
*shakes head*
"Not very long but good."
*******
Lies all lies!
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Lies all lies!
Banned for being boring - is it possible?
I read almost all of it, but I just couldn't force myself to read the last few lines, it was so boring
Why'd he get banned, anyway?
Why'd he get banned, anyway?
That was so bad it was funny! In fact, it was so laughable, I couldn't be bothered with it. I just scanned through it. Favourite part?
HeXXXagon wrote:
> The End
Sheer class!
HeXXXagon wrote:
> The End
Sheer class!
HeXXXagon wrote:
> The End
>
> Thanks For Not Reading.
No probs!
:P
> The End
>
> Thanks For Not Reading.
No probs!
:P
HeXXXagon, you are not funny
You keep telling yourself that, because no-one else is unless you change your ways.
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