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Welcome to the Nintendo surgery.
Doctors, Nurses. - Dr.Mario, Dr.Luigi, Dr.Wario, Dr.Donkey Kong, Dr.Link, Nurse Peach, Nurse Zelda.
Symptoms - Disbelief in Nintendo products, shivering, fever, cold sweats.
Conclusion
Dr Mario - Hm, looks like we have a Sony fanboy here team. I suggest a large prescription of Nintendo products, and being locked in a room with them. being forced to say "I love Mario" 15,000 times, or for 2 years. Whichever comes first.
Dr Luigi - I have to agree with my brother here. Give him a GameCube and a copy of Super Smash Brothers Melee. No need to force him, he'll play quite happily. Or, in rare cases. Shove the control in his hands. "PLAY THIS YOU DAMNED FOOL."
Dr Wario - Off with his head! Not liking Nintendo products is a crime! Not liking Mario however..
Dr Donkey Kong - *Funny Monkey Noises* Use pure strength with this little toughie. Ram GameCubes into his eyes, until he begs you to let him play.
Dr Link - I have encountered these before. Fanboys. Hold a sword up to his throat. "Play.. play this..." If he doesn't, I'll use my speed and agility to chop up the chair he's sitting on, and shred his clothes to pieces. Mentally scaring the word "Nintendo" into his brain.
Nurse Peach - Ooh, im not sure, he looks so sweet, maybe a little hot chocolate and some biscuits should do the trick. Force is not everything you nasties. (The drink is spiked. With Nintendo happy pills ;-) )
Nurse Zelda - Linky my darling has it all correct here, scare the blighter to death until he'll happily play Nintendo products.
Symptoms - Has a Dreamcast and an N64 but lately has bought a PS2. Lack of gore, lack of "Adult" games. Lack of games. sickness, headaches, blisters.
Dr Mario - Right team. Bit of a weird one here. Seams like, he's bought a Dreamcast and N64, which is obviously in the right direction, but recently has bought a PS2. Therefore, he must be scared of the N64's lack of games. A good title every 6 months. And the crumble of Sega's Dreamcast. He's obviously scared that the GC will follow his younger brothers route. Down the pan. Nope. All wrong. Feed him some release dates, and the receipt of a GameCube with a few games. And then look at the receipt of a PS2. GC is still lower. Give him a truckload of super titles.
Super Smash Brothers Melee
Super Monkey Ball
Pikmin
Rogue Leader
NHL Hitz 2002
Wave Race
Then watch the transformation, begin.
Dr Luigi - Hey! Don't forgot Luigi's Mansion!! Yea, correct bro. Give him some titles, and the release dates and look at the class of games upcoming. Then that'll easily turn him.
Dr Wario - N64. Right, your off to a great start mate. PS2!!! No way!! Smash it with a sledgehammer, rip out the PS2 heart, then frame it. Purchase a GameCube. Now.
Dr Donkey Kong - *Monkey Noise* Let me get my hands on you and I'll crush you to bits you little fanboy!
Dr Link - I hope you had my games on your N64. Did you? "Yes." Thats ok then, only 2 limbs will be lost. "What? Noo.. *Tremble* P..ppp..please no Sir Link.." Now, you want your limbs yes. To walk you to the shop and pick up your shiny new GameCube. Yes I though as much. Run along.
Nurse Peach - Oh your all so mean. Mean mean meanies. Now sir down young man, oh, what strong muscles you have, have you been working out? Because you look in very good shape if I can say. "Oh..? I do.. thanks.." Did I mention that your pecs are rather large, and I bet you could surprise a women!
*Grabs this young fella's muscles, and trots off to the bedroom*
"Oh thanks Nurse Peach, I think im cured." *Walks out carrying a GameCube*
Nurse Zelda - Linky... bit extreme isn't that darling? But, however, its right. If your not already playing on your own GameCube. Then you should have at least one limb removed and sold. The money goes to charity. Well, I mean, everyone should be ok. Because you all have GameCubes. Don't you.
:-)
Thanks for reading my topic. Nothing is biased. Course not ;-)
Toasty.
Doctors, Nurses. - Dr.Mario, Dr.Luigi, Dr.Wario, Dr.Donkey Kong, Dr.Link, Nurse Peach, Nurse Zelda.
Symptoms - Disbelief in Nintendo products, shivering, fever, cold sweats.
Conclusion
Dr Mario - Hm, looks like we have a Sony fanboy here team. I suggest a large prescription of Nintendo products, and being locked in a room with them. being forced to say "I love Mario" 15,000 times, or for 2 years. Whichever comes first.
Dr Luigi - I have to agree with my brother here. Give him a GameCube and a copy of Super Smash Brothers Melee. No need to force him, he'll play quite happily. Or, in rare cases. Shove the control in his hands. "PLAY THIS YOU DAMNED FOOL."
Dr Wario - Off with his head! Not liking Nintendo products is a crime! Not liking Mario however..
Dr Donkey Kong - *Funny Monkey Noises* Use pure strength with this little toughie. Ram GameCubes into his eyes, until he begs you to let him play.
Dr Link - I have encountered these before. Fanboys. Hold a sword up to his throat. "Play.. play this..." If he doesn't, I'll use my speed and agility to chop up the chair he's sitting on, and shred his clothes to pieces. Mentally scaring the word "Nintendo" into his brain.
Nurse Peach - Ooh, im not sure, he looks so sweet, maybe a little hot chocolate and some biscuits should do the trick. Force is not everything you nasties. (The drink is spiked. With Nintendo happy pills ;-) )
Nurse Zelda - Linky my darling has it all correct here, scare the blighter to death until he'll happily play Nintendo products.
Symptoms - Has a Dreamcast and an N64 but lately has bought a PS2. Lack of gore, lack of "Adult" games. Lack of games. sickness, headaches, blisters.
Dr Mario - Right team. Bit of a weird one here. Seams like, he's bought a Dreamcast and N64, which is obviously in the right direction, but recently has bought a PS2. Therefore, he must be scared of the N64's lack of games. A good title every 6 months. And the crumble of Sega's Dreamcast. He's obviously scared that the GC will follow his younger brothers route. Down the pan. Nope. All wrong. Feed him some release dates, and the receipt of a GameCube with a few games. And then look at the receipt of a PS2. GC is still lower. Give him a truckload of super titles.
Super Smash Brothers Melee
Super Monkey Ball
Pikmin
Rogue Leader
NHL Hitz 2002
Wave Race
Then watch the transformation, begin.
Dr Luigi - Hey! Don't forgot Luigi's Mansion!! Yea, correct bro. Give him some titles, and the release dates and look at the class of games upcoming. Then that'll easily turn him.
Dr Wario - N64. Right, your off to a great start mate. PS2!!! No way!! Smash it with a sledgehammer, rip out the PS2 heart, then frame it. Purchase a GameCube. Now.
Dr Donkey Kong - *Monkey Noise* Let me get my hands on you and I'll crush you to bits you little fanboy!
Dr Link - I hope you had my games on your N64. Did you? "Yes." Thats ok then, only 2 limbs will be lost. "What? Noo.. *Tremble* P..ppp..please no Sir Link.." Now, you want your limbs yes. To walk you to the shop and pick up your shiny new GameCube. Yes I though as much. Run along.
Nurse Peach - Oh your all so mean. Mean mean meanies. Now sir down young man, oh, what strong muscles you have, have you been working out? Because you look in very good shape if I can say. "Oh..? I do.. thanks.." Did I mention that your pecs are rather large, and I bet you could surprise a women!
*Grabs this young fella's muscles, and trots off to the bedroom*
"Oh thanks Nurse Peach, I think im cured." *Walks out carrying a GameCube*
Nurse Zelda - Linky... bit extreme isn't that darling? But, however, its right. If your not already playing on your own GameCube. Then you should have at least one limb removed and sold. The money goes to charity. Well, I mean, everyone should be ok. Because you all have GameCubes. Don't you.
:-)
Thanks for reading my topic. Nothing is biased. Course not ;-)
Toasty.
Welcome to the Nintendo surgery.
Doctors, Nurses. - Dr.Mario, Dr.Luigi, Dr.Wario, Dr.Donkey Kong, Dr.Link, Nurse Peach, Nurse Zelda.
Symptoms - Disbelief in Nintendo products, shivering, fever, cold sweats.
Conclusion
Dr Mario - Hm, looks like we have a Sony fanboy here team. I suggest a large prescription of Nintendo products, and being locked in a room with them. being forced to say "I love Mario" 15,000 times, or for 2 years. Whichever comes first.
Dr Luigi - I have to agree with my brother here. Give him a GameCube and a copy of Super Smash Brothers Melee. No need to force him, he'll play quite happily. Or, in rare cases. Shove the control in his hands. "PLAY THIS YOU DAMNED FOOL."
Dr Wario - Off with his head! Not liking Nintendo products is a crime! Not liking Mario however..
Dr Donkey Kong - *Funny Monkey Noises* Use pure strength with this little toughie. Ram GameCubes into his eyes, until he begs you to let him play.
Dr Link - I have encountered these before. Fanboys. Hold a sword up to his throat. "Play.. play this..." If he doesn't, I'll use my speed and agility to chop up the chair he's sitting on, and shred his clothes to pieces. Mentally scaring the word "Nintendo" into his brain.
Nurse Peach - Ooh, im not sure, he looks so sweet, maybe a little hot chocolate and some biscuits should do the trick. Force is not everything you nasties. (The drink is spiked. With Nintendo happy pills ;-) )
Nurse Zelda - Linky my darling has it all correct here, scare the blighter to death until he'll happily play Nintendo products.
Symptoms - Has a Dreamcast and an N64 but lately has bought a PS2. Lack of gore, lack of "Adult" games. Lack of games. sickness, headaches, blisters.
Dr Mario - Right team. Bit of a weird one here. Seams like, he's bought a Dreamcast and N64, which is obviously in the right direction, but recently has bought a PS2. Therefore, he must be scared of the N64's lack of games. A good title every 6 months. And the crumble of Sega's Dreamcast. He's obviously scared that the GC will follow his younger brothers route. Down the pan. Nope. All wrong. Feed him some release dates, and the receipt of a GameCube with a few games. And then look at the receipt of a PS2. GC is still lower. Give him a truckload of super titles.
Super Smash Brothers Melee
Super Monkey Ball
Pikmin
Rogue Leader
NHL Hitz 2002
Wave Race
Then watch the transformation, begin.
Dr Luigi - Hey! Don't forgot Luigi's Mansion!! Yea, correct bro. Give him some titles, and the release dates and look at the class of games upcoming. Then that'll easily turn him.
Dr Wario - N64. Right, your off to a great start mate. PS2!!! No way!! Smash it with a sledgehammer, rip out the PS2 heart, then frame it. Purchase a GameCube. Now.
Dr Donkey Kong - *Monkey Noise* Let me get my hands on you and I'll crush you to bits you little fanboy!
Dr Link - I hope you had my games on your N64. Did you? "Yes." Thats ok then, only 2 limbs will be lost. "What? Noo.. *Tremble* P..ppp..please no Sir Link.." Now, you want your limbs yes. To walk you to the shop and pick up your shiny new GameCube. Yes I though as much. Run along.
Nurse Peach - Oh your all so mean. Mean mean meanies. Now sir down young man, oh, what strong muscles you have, have you been working out? Because you look in very good shape if I can say. "Oh..? I do.. thanks.." Did I mention that your pecs are rather large, and I bet you could surprise a women!
*Grabs this young fella's muscles, and trots off to the bedroom*
"Oh thanks Nurse Peach, I think im cured." *Walks out carrying a GameCube*
Nurse Zelda - Linky... bit extreme isn't that darling? But, however, its right. If your not already playing on your own GameCube. Then you should have at least one limb removed and sold. The money goes to charity. Well, I mean, everyone should be ok. Because you all have GameCubes. Don't you.
:-)
Thanks for reading my topic. Nothing is biased. Course not ;-)
Toasty.
Doctors, Nurses. - Dr.Mario, Dr.Luigi, Dr.Wario, Dr.Donkey Kong, Dr.Link, Nurse Peach, Nurse Zelda.
Symptoms - Disbelief in Nintendo products, shivering, fever, cold sweats.
Conclusion
Dr Mario - Hm, looks like we have a Sony fanboy here team. I suggest a large prescription of Nintendo products, and being locked in a room with them. being forced to say "I love Mario" 15,000 times, or for 2 years. Whichever comes first.
Dr Luigi - I have to agree with my brother here. Give him a GameCube and a copy of Super Smash Brothers Melee. No need to force him, he'll play quite happily. Or, in rare cases. Shove the control in his hands. "PLAY THIS YOU DAMNED FOOL."
Dr Wario - Off with his head! Not liking Nintendo products is a crime! Not liking Mario however..
Dr Donkey Kong - *Funny Monkey Noises* Use pure strength with this little toughie. Ram GameCubes into his eyes, until he begs you to let him play.
Dr Link - I have encountered these before. Fanboys. Hold a sword up to his throat. "Play.. play this..." If he doesn't, I'll use my speed and agility to chop up the chair he's sitting on, and shred his clothes to pieces. Mentally scaring the word "Nintendo" into his brain.
Nurse Peach - Ooh, im not sure, he looks so sweet, maybe a little hot chocolate and some biscuits should do the trick. Force is not everything you nasties. (The drink is spiked. With Nintendo happy pills ;-) )
Nurse Zelda - Linky my darling has it all correct here, scare the blighter to death until he'll happily play Nintendo products.
Symptoms - Has a Dreamcast and an N64 but lately has bought a PS2. Lack of gore, lack of "Adult" games. Lack of games. sickness, headaches, blisters.
Dr Mario - Right team. Bit of a weird one here. Seams like, he's bought a Dreamcast and N64, which is obviously in the right direction, but recently has bought a PS2. Therefore, he must be scared of the N64's lack of games. A good title every 6 months. And the crumble of Sega's Dreamcast. He's obviously scared that the GC will follow his younger brothers route. Down the pan. Nope. All wrong. Feed him some release dates, and the receipt of a GameCube with a few games. And then look at the receipt of a PS2. GC is still lower. Give him a truckload of super titles.
Super Smash Brothers Melee
Super Monkey Ball
Pikmin
Rogue Leader
NHL Hitz 2002
Wave Race
Then watch the transformation, begin.
Dr Luigi - Hey! Don't forgot Luigi's Mansion!! Yea, correct bro. Give him some titles, and the release dates and look at the class of games upcoming. Then that'll easily turn him.
Dr Wario - N64. Right, your off to a great start mate. PS2!!! No way!! Smash it with a sledgehammer, rip out the PS2 heart, then frame it. Purchase a GameCube. Now.
Dr Donkey Kong - *Monkey Noise* Let me get my hands on you and I'll crush you to bits you little fanboy!
Dr Link - I hope you had my games on your N64. Did you? "Yes." Thats ok then, only 2 limbs will be lost. "What? Noo.. *Tremble* P..ppp..please no Sir Link.." Now, you want your limbs yes. To walk you to the shop and pick up your shiny new GameCube. Yes I though as much. Run along.
Nurse Peach - Oh your all so mean. Mean mean meanies. Now sir down young man, oh, what strong muscles you have, have you been working out? Because you look in very good shape if I can say. "Oh..? I do.. thanks.." Did I mention that your pecs are rather large, and I bet you could surprise a women!
*Grabs this young fella's muscles, and trots off to the bedroom*
"Oh thanks Nurse Peach, I think im cured." *Walks out carrying a GameCube*
Nurse Zelda - Linky... bit extreme isn't that darling? But, however, its right. If your not already playing on your own GameCube. Then you should have at least one limb removed and sold. The money goes to charity. Well, I mean, everyone should be ok. Because you all have GameCubes. Don't you.
:-)
Thanks for reading my topic. Nothing is biased. Course not ;-)
Toasty.