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Welcome to "Houses of the Rich and Gameous". This week Mario, of Super Mario Bros fame, has kindly allowed us to take a look around his home. Thank you Mario.
"That's okay!!!"
Walking through the garden I notice this extraordinary flowers, what are they?
"Fire flowers. I eat them to throw fireballs!!!"
Okay Mario, moving swiftly on... So what's in these huge pots?
"Look out, pirahna plants!!!"
Jesus Christ, they nearly took my bloody head off!
"Haha!"
Well let's move inside.
This is an awful nice kitchen you got here Mario. Do you do much cooking?
"No, not really. I have mushrooms. Green ones give me life, and the red ones make me big"
Okay. I bet the girls love those. Now, let's see your bedroom.
"Okey dokey. This is my bed."
But it's a trampoline.
"Woohoo!"
Could you please stop jumping around, I'm going to look through your wardrobe.
"Woooh!"
Interestng choice of clothes in here Mario, plenty of dungarees, but what's with these other suits?
"My cape and my racoon suit make me fly. The frog suit is for swimming. And the hammer suit comes from..."
Look, I've had enough of this, I'm going to go look at Sonics house."
"Okey-dokey then. Apparently he has a toilet by his bed, at the speeds he travels he always has the runs..."
"That's okay!!!"
Walking through the garden I notice this extraordinary flowers, what are they?
"Fire flowers. I eat them to throw fireballs!!!"
Okay Mario, moving swiftly on... So what's in these huge pots?
"Look out, pirahna plants!!!"
Jesus Christ, they nearly took my bloody head off!
"Haha!"
Well let's move inside.
This is an awful nice kitchen you got here Mario. Do you do much cooking?
"No, not really. I have mushrooms. Green ones give me life, and the red ones make me big"
Okay. I bet the girls love those. Now, let's see your bedroom.
"Okey dokey. This is my bed."
But it's a trampoline.
"Woohoo!"
Could you please stop jumping around, I'm going to look through your wardrobe.
"Woooh!"
Interestng choice of clothes in here Mario, plenty of dungarees, but what's with these other suits?
"My cape and my racoon suit make me fly. The frog suit is for swimming. And the hammer suit comes from..."
Look, I've had enough of this, I'm going to go look at Sonics house."
"Okey-dokey then. Apparently he has a toilet by his bed, at the speeds he travels he always has the runs..."
Meka Dragon wrote:
>
> "No, not really. I have mushrooms. Green ones give me life, and
> the red ones make me big"
>
> Okay. I bet the girls love those.
LOL! that part made me laugh.
>
> "No, not really. I have mushrooms. Green ones give me life, and
> the red ones make me big"
>
> Okay. I bet the girls love those.
LOL! that part made me laugh.
Hur hur Gameous, I see no Gay Mooses?
Well it wasnt bad, end was an anti climax.
LOL!
Excellent, Meka.
Last line.. pfft! :D
Excellent, Meka.
Last line.. pfft! :D
All of this was great except the last line. That was a pure groan joke. :D
Welcome to "Houses of the Rich and Gameous". This week Mario, of Super Mario Bros fame, has kindly allowed us to take a look around his home. Thank you Mario.
"That's okay!!!"
Walking through the garden I notice this extraordinary flowers, what are they?
"Fire flowers. I eat them to throw fireballs!!!"
Okay Mario, moving swiftly on... So what's in these huge pots?
"Look out, pirahna plants!!!"
Jesus Christ, they nearly took my bloody head off!
"Haha!"
Well let's move inside.
This is an awful nice kitchen you got here Mario. Do you do much cooking?
"No, not really. I have mushrooms. Green ones give me life, and the red ones make me big"
Okay. I bet the girls love those. Now, let's see your bedroom.
"Okey dokey. This is my bed."
But it's a trampoline.
"Woohoo!"
Could you please stop jumping around, I'm going to look through your wardrobe.
"Woooh!"
Interestng choice of clothes in here Mario, plenty of dungarees, but what's with these other suits?
"My cape and my racoon suit make me fly. The frog suit is for swimming. And the hammer suit comes from..."
Look, I've had enough of this, I'm going to go look at Sonics house."
"Okey-dokey then. Apparently he has a toilet by his bed, at the speeds he travels he always has the runs..."
"That's okay!!!"
Walking through the garden I notice this extraordinary flowers, what are they?
"Fire flowers. I eat them to throw fireballs!!!"
Okay Mario, moving swiftly on... So what's in these huge pots?
"Look out, pirahna plants!!!"
Jesus Christ, they nearly took my bloody head off!
"Haha!"
Well let's move inside.
This is an awful nice kitchen you got here Mario. Do you do much cooking?
"No, not really. I have mushrooms. Green ones give me life, and the red ones make me big"
Okay. I bet the girls love those. Now, let's see your bedroom.
"Okey dokey. This is my bed."
But it's a trampoline.
"Woohoo!"
Could you please stop jumping around, I'm going to look through your wardrobe.
"Woooh!"
Interestng choice of clothes in here Mario, plenty of dungarees, but what's with these other suits?
"My cape and my racoon suit make me fly. The frog suit is for swimming. And the hammer suit comes from..."
Look, I've had enough of this, I'm going to go look at Sonics house."
"Okey-dokey then. Apparently he has a toilet by his bed, at the speeds he travels he always has the runs..."