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"If I got commission..."

At work, if I got commission. I would be a millionaire, and buy you all women and bananas and beer (and some extra padding for Mystique).

Thats what I would do with the money. Goatboy wouldn't need the women though, he gets women to get their baps out for him 24/7. The bananas would go to Sheepy. I would probably buy a better Lotus than Tony and go and race him at one of his Bookatrack races. That would be swell.

Everyone should now write to my work HQ and say that employees deserve commission because then I could do this. The rest of you get beer.

Thanks.

er-no wrote:

> Its nothing to do with GAME LTD. Its Electronics Boutique. Also, they
> wouldn't reject you on that ground as its normally the Store manager
> that employees you. I got the job. I rule :D

It is cos electronics boutique bought out game and then decided to keep the name as it looked better and EB was the us name. But thats what the store guy told me, but i think it was bcause if they had employed me they would have had to have employed someone else if i quit when i went to uni so they were probably trying to safegaurd themselves. The manager just probably tried to flatter me so i wouldn't be to pised off.

the one in Ealing is nice.

The electronics boutique stores that have been turned into game look really nice.

if i got commision....





oh wait, i can't..
i'm 14 and still at school....

Àshley wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> I went into game and asked for a job, they said i had to be 18 (im
> 17)
> so i left.
>
> i applied there once but i go rejected on the grounds i was "too
> intelligent" (feed my ego.) I couldn't believe they actually said
> this. They said those words and said that they were looking for some
> one who could dedicate their life to a "career with game
> Ltd"

Its nothing to do with GAME LTD. Its Electronics Boutique. Also, they wouldn't reject you on that ground as its normally the Store manager that employees you. I got the job. I rule :D

cookie monster wrote:
> I went into game and asked for a job, they said i had to be 18 (im 17)
> so i left.

i applied there once but i go rejected on the grounds i was "too intelligent" (feed my ego.) I couldn't believe they actually said this. They said those words and said that they were looking for some one who could dedicate their life to a "career with game Ltd"
(as opposed to going to uni.)
I once applied to SR and they said "sorry weve got nothing available at the moment, we'll keep your details on file and call you if there are any vacancies as we are interested in you" that generally means that your application goes into a filing cabinet never to be seen again. (as there have clearly been vacancies advertised)

Mystique wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> I could so sell your-ass into thr ground.
>
> I could so pound you down into the ground.
>
> But thats another sorry.
> *******
> Hur hur
> You worked today?
> How many consoles did you sell? You yourself not the whole store.
> (Hmm maybe its not a good idea competing with someone who works in
> GAME)

You cannot compete against me.

er-no wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> I could so sell your-ass into thr ground.
>
> I could so pound you down into the ground.
>
> But thats another sorry.
*******
Hur hur
You worked today?
How many consoles did you sell? You yourself not the whole store.
(Hmm maybe its not a good idea competing with someone who works in GAME)

Starlight wrote:
> If I had a pound for the amount of jobs I've applied for!
>
>
>
>
>
> I'd have a pound.

i would have a shiit load!!!!

er-no wrote:
> I am 17. They allowed me because I am the best in the world.. Well,
> not really, but I am allowed to part time.

So i should call them up and say "STOP LYING TO ME!!!"?