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"Ladies and gent…" But Reaver is cut short as the crowd are chanting "You Suck, WHAT!?"
Reaver pauses and shakes his head in disapproval. Knowing that the crowd isn't going to shutup, he continues his speech "Would you bloody damn well shutup. I have come out here to do something and I all can hear is that cr*ppy chant "You suck, What!?" Says Reaver in a sarcastic voice. This does him no favours as the chant gets louder.
"I shall begin again…Ladies and Gentlemen, before I was rudely interrupted I was going to say that I am out here to name the Special Guest Referee for the CAW Cage match between my fellow Element…Jetster! And that piece of brocili…" Reaver is cut short as a camera man jumps into the ring and whispers something in his ear.
"I knew that you stupid American. I shall say that now…that piece of Cabbage, Cabbage Man." I huge uproar goes up for Cabbage Man as his name is mentioned. They crowd certainly know who they are going to support.
"I don't know what you see in Cabbage Man. Jetster is a Element, which automatically makes him better than a piece of Cabbage…I mean he reckons he is…"IM A CABBAGE MAN, YES IM A CABBAGE MAN!" It’s the next big Cabbage…Cabbage Man! The crowd is going wild. The chants of "You suck, WHAT!?" get even louder which are making Reaver go mad! He can't stand it. The Cabbage Man smiles and then begins to speak…
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, winge, winge! Why don't you just shut…the hell up Reaver!" This makes the crowd even wilder and Cabbage man loves it! He knows it is making Reaver angrier by the minute. Cabbage Man prepares to speak again…
"Get to the point, who will be the Special Guest referee for my match Vs Jetster!?"
At this point, Reaver looks all smug and then, after a pause proclaims…"MOULDY CHEESE!" Why the cheating…*******! The crowd certainly doesn't like this and neither does Cabbage Man. Suddenly whilst this is all going on Mouldy Cheese and Jetster have viciously attacked Cabbage Man from behind with steel chairs! They throw the chairs to the ground and begin kicking the life out the next big Cabbage. CLANG! CLANG! Its Cong Man, Hawk and STD! They just hit Mouldy Cheese and Jetster with chairs! The crowd is electric. Reaver holds his head in disbelief with a look of shock on his face!
Da Animalz starts running to the ring! Reaver jumps out of the ring though and makes a quick exit through the crowd wisely. Da Animalz has cleared house! The three raise arms to a huge ovation before walking back up the rampway and helping Cabbage Man to the back. Who will come out on top later on tonight!? Stay tuned because after the break we have this potentially epic match! To miss it would be a crime!
Thanks for Reading
Scott
Damn, we're on a great roll.
Seemingly a calculated move by Reaver, especially with the match confined - I guess we'll have to see what happens...
(Reminder to self: You're writing the match)
D'oh...
"Ladies and gent…" But Reaver is cut short as the crowd are chanting "You Suck, WHAT!?"
Reaver pauses and shakes his head in disapproval. Knowing that the crowd isn't going to shutup, he continues his speech "Would you bloody damn well shutup. I have come out here to do something and I all can hear is that cr*ppy chant "You suck, What!?" Says Reaver in a sarcastic voice. This does him no favours as the chant gets louder.
"I shall begin again…Ladies and Gentlemen, before I was rudely interrupted I was going to say that I am out here to name the Special Guest Referee for the CAW Cage match between my fellow Element…Jetster! And that piece of brocili…" Reaver is cut short as a camera man jumps into the ring and whispers something in his ear.
"I knew that you stupid American. I shall say that now…that piece of Cabbage, Cabbage Man." I huge uproar goes up for Cabbage Man as his name is mentioned. They crowd certainly know who they are going to support.
"I don't know what you see in Cabbage Man. Jetster is a Element, which automatically makes him better than a piece of Cabbage…I mean he reckons he is…"IM A CABBAGE MAN, YES IM A CABBAGE MAN!" It’s the next big Cabbage…Cabbage Man! The crowd is going wild. The chants of "You suck, WHAT!?" get even louder which are making Reaver go mad! He can't stand it. The Cabbage Man smiles and then begins to speak…
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, winge, winge! Why don't you just shut…the hell up Reaver!" This makes the crowd even wilder and Cabbage man loves it! He knows it is making Reaver angrier by the minute. Cabbage Man prepares to speak again…
"Get to the point, who will be the Special Guest referee for my match Vs Jetster!?"
At this point, Reaver looks all smug and then, after a pause proclaims…"MOULDY CHEESE!" Why the cheating…*******! The crowd certainly doesn't like this and neither does Cabbage Man. Suddenly whilst this is all going on Mouldy Cheese and Jetster have viciously attacked Cabbage Man from behind with steel chairs! They throw the chairs to the ground and begin kicking the life out the next big Cabbage. CLANG! CLANG! Its Cong Man, Hawk and STD! They just hit Mouldy Cheese and Jetster with chairs! The crowd is electric. Reaver holds his head in disbelief with a look of shock on his face!
Da Animalz starts running to the ring! Reaver jumps out of the ring though and makes a quick exit through the crowd wisely. Da Animalz has cleared house! The three raise arms to a huge ovation before walking back up the rampway and helping Cabbage Man to the back. Who will come out on top later on tonight!? Stay tuned because after the break we have this potentially epic match! To miss it would be a crime!
Thanks for Reading
Scott