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"Man walks into a bar"

Bartender: Ah the usual Bob?

Bob: No not today, I'm celebrating. I'll have a double whiskey

Bartender: What you celebrating?

Bob: My 18th birthday

Hoho

Ah well, at least you didn't produce one of those one word topics that said, "ouch".

:-)

Lionel, was that his name?

Strange bloke, which is why I guess he fitted in so well in Littleport.

;o)

I did just that to the landlord of my local, tis true.

I had been drinking there for a year when I asked if it was alright to hold my 18th Birthday party there.

He didn't seem to mind or care that much.

Actualy, shortly after that he left.

Hmmm? Hmm? HM?

SHEEPY wrote:
> Bartender: Ah the usual Bob?
>
> Bob: No not today, I'm celebrating. I'll have a double whiskey
>
> Bartender: What you celebrating?
>
> Bob: My 18th birthday
>
> Hoho

you can tell when boredom hits an all time high when people start tell jokes about someone named bob

HeXXXagon wrote:
> lol, that was crap.

lol, you're crap...

lol, that was crap.

Bartender: Ah the usual Bob?

Bob: No not today, I'm celebrating. I'll have a double whiskey

Bartender: What you celebrating?

Bob: My 18th birthday

Hoho