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‘Welcome to the next instalment of the NTT. Today, Kirby and king Dedede throw aside their differences to fight team Rareware, lupus the dog and the de-lightful Joanna dark’ *Joe fires warning shot at Bomberman, which spins his helmet round the wrong way* ’well then. (muffled) sponsoring these trigger happy pair are Phi11ip (lupus) and Haver_iz_King (Joe)
*Joe walks in with lupus on a leash. He is running around, wagging his tail inanely and sniffing everything. she hooks the leash on the turnbuckle and sits down in a folding chair* ‘and here, straight from Popstar, Kirby and king Dedede! Sponsored by Microchips (Kirby) and Bigman (king Dedede) *they both fly in by warp star, King Dedede lands on the catwalk, but Kirby lands in the audience. He rushes out to stand beside king* ‘tonight, we will be fighting in the Rarewarehouse arena!’ *They are inside a big grey warehouse, with a load of guns and tiny gadgets. There is a makeshift ring in the middle of the floor.*
Fight! Ding Ding Ding!
Lupus is first in the ring, against king Dedede. Lupus is jumping all around the arena, with no apparent realisation of what’s happening. Bam! King Dedede tries to hit lupus on the head with his enormous hammer, but misses. Lupus finally takes a hint, and raises his hackles and growls. BAM! King Dedede bops lupus on the head, squashing him flat.‘ oh, it looks like disqualification for team Popstar. Even if there is only one rule, the rule is still valid. no team is allowed to kill or destroy any other participant. Oh, no wait, I’m being told that since king Dedede’ is from Nintendo, his hammer is not capable of taking a life’ Bomberman is proved right by the fact lupus had popped back into shape. As he wandered stunned around the areana, he walked straight into the turnbuckle next to Joanna. She makes the tag, and jumps into the arena. She kicks King Dedede in the belly, and trips him over with a sweeping kick under his feet. She then picks him up and throws him straight out of the arena. Kirby however, was no-were to be seen. Suddenly, he appeared on top of a turnbuckle, with an rambo style bandanna and one of the biggest guns there was stacked up on the corner. ’good god, what’s he doing?’ cried Bomberman. Kirby held the gun above his head, and promptly swallowed it. He pushed it around in his mouth for a moment, and then gulped it straight down. He opened his mouth and let rip with a barrage of energy blasts. Joanna was hit, and knocked out of the ring. She took cover under the ring and pulled out a small pistol. Kirby jumbled behind the ring and a western style shoot out took place. Joanna realised she had run out of bullets and in desperation, threw her gun at Kirby. It hit him straight between the eyes and knocked the gun power out of him. They both climbed back into the ring, and Kirby screwed his face up like he was constipated. Suddenly, he opened his mouth and sucked Joanna in. he turned around to face the turnbuckle, and-Spitooie! He spat her right into the post. Joe opened her eyes smugly, and pressed a button on her watch. PA-BOOM! ‘oh dear god, Joanna dark has just blown Kirby to shreds! That is immediate disqualification, those remote mines are a clear violation of rule… erm, rule 1’ a team of four Dr. Mario’s and two white princess peaches come out with three stretchers to carry Kirby- the remains of Kirby, away. Again, the reclusive ref comes to congratulate the winner, king Dedede.
Second match of the tournament and the two fattest inhabitants of dreamland are victorious. Congratulations to Bigman (King Dedede) and microchips (Kirby). Next match: team bounty Vs team contrast! Tune in!
*Joe walks in with lupus on a leash. He is running around, wagging his tail inanely and sniffing everything. she hooks the leash on the turnbuckle and sits down in a folding chair* ‘and here, straight from Popstar, Kirby and king Dedede! Sponsored by Microchips (Kirby) and Bigman (king Dedede) *they both fly in by warp star, King Dedede lands on the catwalk, but Kirby lands in the audience. He rushes out to stand beside king* ‘tonight, we will be fighting in the Rarewarehouse arena!’ *They are inside a big grey warehouse, with a load of guns and tiny gadgets. There is a makeshift ring in the middle of the floor.*
Fight! Ding Ding Ding!
Lupus is first in the ring, against king Dedede. Lupus is jumping all around the arena, with no apparent realisation of what’s happening. Bam! King Dedede tries to hit lupus on the head with his enormous hammer, but misses. Lupus finally takes a hint, and raises his hackles and growls. BAM! King Dedede bops lupus on the head, squashing him flat.‘ oh, it looks like disqualification for team Popstar. Even if there is only one rule, the rule is still valid. no team is allowed to kill or destroy any other participant. Oh, no wait, I’m being told that since king Dedede’ is from Nintendo, his hammer is not capable of taking a life’ Bomberman is proved right by the fact lupus had popped back into shape. As he wandered stunned around the areana, he walked straight into the turnbuckle next to Joanna. She makes the tag, and jumps into the arena. She kicks King Dedede in the belly, and trips him over with a sweeping kick under his feet. She then picks him up and throws him straight out of the arena. Kirby however, was no-were to be seen. Suddenly, he appeared on top of a turnbuckle, with an rambo style bandanna and one of the biggest guns there was stacked up on the corner. ’good god, what’s he doing?’ cried Bomberman. Kirby held the gun above his head, and promptly swallowed it. He pushed it around in his mouth for a moment, and then gulped it straight down. He opened his mouth and let rip with a barrage of energy blasts. Joanna was hit, and knocked out of the ring. She took cover under the ring and pulled out a small pistol. Kirby jumbled behind the ring and a western style shoot out took place. Joanna realised she had run out of bullets and in desperation, threw her gun at Kirby. It hit him straight between the eyes and knocked the gun power out of him. They both climbed back into the ring, and Kirby screwed his face up like he was constipated. Suddenly, he opened his mouth and sucked Joanna in. he turned around to face the turnbuckle, and-Spitooie! He spat her right into the post. Joe opened her eyes smugly, and pressed a button on her watch. PA-BOOM! ‘oh dear god, Joanna dark has just blown Kirby to shreds! That is immediate disqualification, those remote mines are a clear violation of rule… erm, rule 1’ a team of four Dr. Mario’s and two white princess peaches come out with three stretchers to carry Kirby- the remains of Kirby, away. Again, the reclusive ref comes to congratulate the winner, king Dedede.
Second match of the tournament and the two fattest inhabitants of dreamland are victorious. Congratulations to Bigman (King Dedede) and microchips (Kirby). Next match: team bounty Vs team contrast! Tune in!
Excellent stuff BPM! Wow, you really are a talented writer and all round cool guy seeing as it's my fight next (hint hint, nudge nudge).
Heh- I said we would win, I said we would win....... and we did. :D
Nice fight BPM.
:D
Nice fight BPM.
:D
‘Welcome to the next instalment of the NTT. Today, Kirby and king Dedede throw aside their differences to fight team Rareware, lupus the dog and the de-lightful Joanna dark’ *Joe fires warning shot at Bomberman, which spins his helmet round the wrong way* ’well then. (muffled) sponsoring these trigger happy pair are Phi11ip (lupus) and Haver_iz_King (Joe)
*Joe walks in with lupus on a leash. He is running around, wagging his tail inanely and sniffing everything. she hooks the leash on the turnbuckle and sits down in a folding chair* ‘and here, straight from Popstar, Kirby and king Dedede! Sponsored by Microchips (Kirby) and Bigman (king Dedede) *they both fly in by warp star, King Dedede lands on the catwalk, but Kirby lands in the audience. He rushes out to stand beside king* ‘tonight, we will be fighting in the Rarewarehouse arena!’ *They are inside a big grey warehouse, with a load of guns and tiny gadgets. There is a makeshift ring in the middle of the floor.*
Fight! Ding Ding Ding!
Lupus is first in the ring, against king Dedede. Lupus is jumping all around the arena, with no apparent realisation of what’s happening. Bam! King Dedede tries to hit lupus on the head with his enormous hammer, but misses. Lupus finally takes a hint, and raises his hackles and growls. BAM! King Dedede bops lupus on the head, squashing him flat.‘ oh, it looks like disqualification for team Popstar. Even if there is only one rule, the rule is still valid. no team is allowed to kill or destroy any other participant. Oh, no wait, I’m being told that since king Dedede’ is from Nintendo, his hammer is not capable of taking a life’ Bomberman is proved right by the fact lupus had popped back into shape. As he wandered stunned around the areana, he walked straight into the turnbuckle next to Joanna. She makes the tag, and jumps into the arena. She kicks King Dedede in the belly, and trips him over with a sweeping kick under his feet. She then picks him up and throws him straight out of the arena. Kirby however, was no-were to be seen. Suddenly, he appeared on top of a turnbuckle, with an rambo style bandanna and one of the biggest guns there was stacked up on the corner. ’good god, what’s he doing?’ cried Bomberman. Kirby held the gun above his head, and promptly swallowed it. He pushed it around in his mouth for a moment, and then gulped it straight down. He opened his mouth and let rip with a barrage of energy blasts. Joanna was hit, and knocked out of the ring. She took cover under the ring and pulled out a small pistol. Kirby jumbled behind the ring and a western style shoot out took place. Joanna realised she had run out of bullets and in desperation, threw her gun at Kirby. It hit him straight between the eyes and knocked the gun power out of him. They both climbed back into the ring, and Kirby screwed his face up like he was constipated. Suddenly, he opened his mouth and sucked Joanna in. he turned around to face the turnbuckle, and-Spitooie! He spat her right into the post. Joe opened her eyes smugly, and pressed a button on her watch. PA-BOOM! ‘oh dear god, Joanna dark has just blown Kirby to shreds! That is immediate disqualification, those remote mines are a clear violation of rule… erm, rule 1’ a team of four Dr. Mario’s and two white princess peaches come out with three stretchers to carry Kirby- the remains of Kirby, away. Again, the reclusive ref comes to congratulate the winner, king Dedede.
Second match of the tournament and the two fattest inhabitants of dreamland are victorious. Congratulations to Bigman (King Dedede) and microchips (Kirby). Next match: team bounty Vs team contrast! Tune in!
*Joe walks in with lupus on a leash. He is running around, wagging his tail inanely and sniffing everything. she hooks the leash on the turnbuckle and sits down in a folding chair* ‘and here, straight from Popstar, Kirby and king Dedede! Sponsored by Microchips (Kirby) and Bigman (king Dedede) *they both fly in by warp star, King Dedede lands on the catwalk, but Kirby lands in the audience. He rushes out to stand beside king* ‘tonight, we will be fighting in the Rarewarehouse arena!’ *They are inside a big grey warehouse, with a load of guns and tiny gadgets. There is a makeshift ring in the middle of the floor.*
Fight! Ding Ding Ding!
Lupus is first in the ring, against king Dedede. Lupus is jumping all around the arena, with no apparent realisation of what’s happening. Bam! King Dedede tries to hit lupus on the head with his enormous hammer, but misses. Lupus finally takes a hint, and raises his hackles and growls. BAM! King Dedede bops lupus on the head, squashing him flat.‘ oh, it looks like disqualification for team Popstar. Even if there is only one rule, the rule is still valid. no team is allowed to kill or destroy any other participant. Oh, no wait, I’m being told that since king Dedede’ is from Nintendo, his hammer is not capable of taking a life’ Bomberman is proved right by the fact lupus had popped back into shape. As he wandered stunned around the areana, he walked straight into the turnbuckle next to Joanna. She makes the tag, and jumps into the arena. She kicks King Dedede in the belly, and trips him over with a sweeping kick under his feet. She then picks him up and throws him straight out of the arena. Kirby however, was no-were to be seen. Suddenly, he appeared on top of a turnbuckle, with an rambo style bandanna and one of the biggest guns there was stacked up on the corner. ’good god, what’s he doing?’ cried Bomberman. Kirby held the gun above his head, and promptly swallowed it. He pushed it around in his mouth for a moment, and then gulped it straight down. He opened his mouth and let rip with a barrage of energy blasts. Joanna was hit, and knocked out of the ring. She took cover under the ring and pulled out a small pistol. Kirby jumbled behind the ring and a western style shoot out took place. Joanna realised she had run out of bullets and in desperation, threw her gun at Kirby. It hit him straight between the eyes and knocked the gun power out of him. They both climbed back into the ring, and Kirby screwed his face up like he was constipated. Suddenly, he opened his mouth and sucked Joanna in. he turned around to face the turnbuckle, and-Spitooie! He spat her right into the post. Joe opened her eyes smugly, and pressed a button on her watch. PA-BOOM! ‘oh dear god, Joanna dark has just blown Kirby to shreds! That is immediate disqualification, those remote mines are a clear violation of rule… erm, rule 1’ a team of four Dr. Mario’s and two white princess peaches come out with three stretchers to carry Kirby- the remains of Kirby, away. Again, the reclusive ref comes to congratulate the winner, king Dedede.
Second match of the tournament and the two fattest inhabitants of dreamland are victorious. Congratulations to Bigman (King Dedede) and microchips (Kirby). Next match: team bounty Vs team contrast! Tune in!