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"Apple Crumble"

I damn well knew this would happen, but when I woke up this morning, I was still half asleep and rolled outta bed and stuck my foot in the half-eaten apple crumble from last night. It's not sticky, and I need to get a shower, but no-one else is in and my games are being delivered, so I can't even take a dump - you never know. Luckily, I didn't stand on my iBook, but at least then my foot wouldn't of smelt.

Sometimes i have dreams that i cant decide were real or not, its freaky.

P@st@ wrote:
> My girlfriend dreams things which I have never said to her.... Or at
> least I deny them...
>
> But once this really did happen. She dreamed we'ed had an argument and
> didn't speak to me for a day...

My ex used to do that... though she didnt ever become cross at me for a day, I apparently did and said quite a lot of stuff that never really happened.

I suspect my life would have been a lot more exciting if they had done :)

Apple Pie? The only pie that gets a look in at getting into my room is of the poontang variety.

What you doin' eating Apple Crumble for Christ's sake?!
Don't you know that the 1st Law of Sweet Cuisine is: Cherry Pie is the king and naught else will do. - ?

You're a disgrace, leaving all that wonderful food uneaten! You should be ashamed.

:D

I've done that LOADS of times before.....

I wake up, look at my watch and think "Meh.... don't have to get up for another hour-or-so yet!"

And then I suddenly look again and the time has gone - and I only have to get up in another 5!

And the strangest thing is that I haven't been asleep... :S

Excellent.

:D

My girlfriend dreams things which I have never said to her.... Or at least I deny them...

But once this really did happen. She dreamed we'ed had an argument and didn't speak to me for a day...

I used to come in from school absolutely shattered and go straight to bed. I woke up once and looked at my clock. It said 19:20 (or something) and I instantly read it as 7 o'clock, and not 7 at night, so I got up and started getting my stuff together to go down and have a shower. Only when I failed to remember what I'd done the night before did I realise it was still yesterday, heh

Get a dog to lick it off while you stand outside waiting for the delivery.

And if you need a dump, you can either go 'the natural way' in the great outdoors while you wait - or - you can just shout out the window from the toilet and tell him to bring it round the side of your house!

Problems solved! :D