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*NOMAD_SOUL'S QUAINT PUCKISH PRANK GUIDE*
If you ever find yourself with time on your hands in a sleepy backwater village somewhere in rural England, why not become a bother-and-a-nuisance and try out these quaint puckish pranks:
1. Attach a boxing glove to the end of a long stick then spellbind the local bonehead with a flurry of stinging jabs.
2. Stand behind a hidden pit then mockingly ask the district bullyboy for a bout of fisticuffs.
3. Cunningly conceal a mouse-trap in the fairground lucky-dip.
4. Visit the charlatan palm reader after rummaging through cow muck.
5. Convince the buck-toothed village idiot that belching in the face of wenches is a sure-fire way to impress.
6. Enter the local arm-wrestling contest with a sharp spike deviously concealed in your palm.
7. Pop a hungry ferret down the strides of a stern marksman as he is taking aim.
8. Botch the jovial sing-a-long at the village church by inviting a despised villain.
9. Toss rocks and stones into the still forest pool whilst the vicar and his son are fishing.
10. Organize a free-for-all on the village green.
Then again, maybe not...... :D
If you ever find yourself with time on your hands in a sleepy backwater village somewhere in rural England, why not become a bother-and-a-nuisance and try out these quaint puckish pranks:
1. Attach a boxing glove to the end of a long stick then spellbind the local bonehead with a flurry of stinging jabs.
2. Stand behind a hidden pit then mockingly ask the district bullyboy for a bout of fisticuffs.
3. Cunningly conceal a mouse-trap in the fairground lucky-dip.
4. Visit the charlatan palm reader after rummaging through cow muck.
5. Convince the buck-toothed village idiot that belching in the face of wenches is a sure-fire way to impress.
6. Enter the local arm-wrestling contest with a sharp spike deviously concealed in your palm.
7. Pop a hungry ferret down the strides of a stern marksman as he is taking aim.
8. Botch the jovial sing-a-long at the village church by inviting a despised villain.
9. Toss rocks and stones into the still forest pool whilst the vicar and his son are fishing.
10. Organize a free-for-all on the village green.
Then again, maybe not...... :D
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Nomad, you have a strange mind.
Perhaps you were a jester in a previous life?
Perhaps you were a jester in a previous life?
I'd do No.6, but some others seem a little strange.
:D
:D
*NOMAD_SOUL'S QUAINT PUCKISH PRANK GUIDE*
If you ever find yourself with time on your hands in a sleepy backwater village somewhere in rural England, why not become a bother-and-a-nuisance and try out these quaint puckish pranks:
1. Attach a boxing glove to the end of a long stick then spellbind the local bonehead with a flurry of stinging jabs.
2. Stand behind a hidden pit then mockingly ask the district bullyboy for a bout of fisticuffs.
3. Cunningly conceal a mouse-trap in the fairground lucky-dip.
4. Visit the charlatan palm reader after rummaging through cow muck.
5. Convince the buck-toothed village idiot that belching in the face of wenches is a sure-fire way to impress.
6. Enter the local arm-wrestling contest with a sharp spike deviously concealed in your palm.
7. Pop a hungry ferret down the strides of a stern marksman as he is taking aim.
8. Botch the jovial sing-a-long at the village church by inviting a despised villain.
9. Toss rocks and stones into the still forest pool whilst the vicar and his son are fishing.
10. Organize a free-for-all on the village green.
Then again, maybe not...... :D
If you ever find yourself with time on your hands in a sleepy backwater village somewhere in rural England, why not become a bother-and-a-nuisance and try out these quaint puckish pranks:
1. Attach a boxing glove to the end of a long stick then spellbind the local bonehead with a flurry of stinging jabs.
2. Stand behind a hidden pit then mockingly ask the district bullyboy for a bout of fisticuffs.
3. Cunningly conceal a mouse-trap in the fairground lucky-dip.
4. Visit the charlatan palm reader after rummaging through cow muck.
5. Convince the buck-toothed village idiot that belching in the face of wenches is a sure-fire way to impress.
6. Enter the local arm-wrestling contest with a sharp spike deviously concealed in your palm.
7. Pop a hungry ferret down the strides of a stern marksman as he is taking aim.
8. Botch the jovial sing-a-long at the village church by inviting a despised villain.
9. Toss rocks and stones into the still forest pool whilst the vicar and his son are fishing.
10. Organize a free-for-all on the village green.
Then again, maybe not...... :D