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"It would never of happened under the Nazi's"

I just got out of bed, tripped and fell out of my bedroom window...

Fancy that.

I have nightmares about this sort of stuff...

LOL!

Ahh, brilliant.

Right you are hooked to a lie detector, it will detect weather or not you are teling the truth or not, do you understand?

Yes...

BOOM!

pop

Windows are for the weak.

LAWLESS, THAT'S A LIE DETECTOR!! The quote you need is this:

*Frink pulls out a sarcasm detector and switches it on*

Comic Book Guy: Oh yeah, that's a REAL useful invention...

*sarcasm detector explodes*

Comic Book Guy rules.
But no one compares to Moe.
Moe for President (it would be an improvement).

*Whips out sarcasm detector*

"So, where were you that night?"

"Er...out..."

*Beep"

"Er...with a girlfriend..."

*Beep*

"...at the bar..."

*Beep*

"...at home..."

*Beep*

One of the many great Simpson's quotes :)

Before you can criticise, you must learn to use capitals.

Linx wrote:

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> dawn you
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> *bursts into tears*
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> your so mean


before you can be sarcastic, you must learn to spell.