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Why are you speaking in a German accent?
I cant’z help it, my mouth iz veering so far to ze one side and it’s giving me a very very strange speach impediment.
*sarcastic mode on* Yeah ok, whatever, don’t go on about it, now if I can just interupt your life story for just one second *yawn* and maybe we can get on with the match yah?
Yah? You Sveedish or something now?
Shut up
(worst intro ever)
The NWO’s music hits to heavy booing!
Scott Hall (DW) and HBK (Longy) come out from behind the curtains and the boos turn into slight cheers, looks like WWE nostalgia is kicking in for the fans, HBK prances and flaunts as he walks down the isle showing off whereas Scott Hall slowly follows behind simply glancing over at the crowd from time to time, they climb into the ring and Hall taunts the crowd as Shawn Michaels picks up a mic.
“Well, well, well”
The crowd cheer, Shawn Michaels is talking on the microphone (yay)
“I have a question, I want to know, who the hell are the X - Factor!? We’re the nWo dammit and we’re pawned off in a match with some unknowns, X - Factor indeed.
*Scott Hall buts in
“And soon to be Ex - Factor”
Michaels and Hall laugh together as if it was incredibly funny, the crowd barely respond.
“Just look at their names, Albert and Scott Steiner, their initials spell out the word A S S, ha ha, I suppose it does suit them”
*They both laugh between themselves again
I GOT EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED AND I’LL NEVER GIVE THAT BACK!!
X - Factor’s music hits to a relief full sigh from the crowd and Albert (Jetster) and Scott Steiner (MikeAll) storm out from out from the back and without hesitation both charge and rush the ring, they slide under the ropes but Albert meets HBK and a microphone to the head, bzzzt! Steiner slides so fast into the ring he knocks Hall over and mounts and hammers away at his head with indescribable rage!
The referee attempts to get some order in the ring as the bell sounds. He can’t manage to prize Scott Steiner away and ends up sending HBK and Albert to their corners instead. Scott Steiner is dominating Hall early on and whips him into the ropes and knocks him down with a stiff closeline! He quickly picks him back up again and lifts him up into a vertical position above his head and holds him there ready for the falling suplex.
HBK (Longy) quickly runs in though and interferes by simply kicking the back of Steiner’s knee and Hall falls down and lands on top of Steiner winding him. There is a rush from the crowd as HBK interferes and the referee is forced to send him back to his corner.
Without a definite fan favourite looks like the fans have picked HBK’s side of the Nwo to cheer on, nostalgia at it’s best!
Both Hall (DW) and Steiner (MikeAll) begin to stir and Steiner makes a tag, Albert (Jetster) runs in and before Hall reaches his corner he is cut off and dragged back in by his leg, Hall delivers a kick to the face knocking Albert back.
Hall capitalises by grabbing Albert’s head and running with him and slamming him into the turnbuckle repeatedly, the crowd counted up to about 14! Hall then gets into an argument with the referee but what’s this? HBK has grabbed a chair from ringside and is on the apron, WHACK!! Albert just got cleaned out! GOOD GOD it echoed throughout the arena! Steiner see’s this and runs around to HBK, he pulls him off the apron and to the floor face first and ties him up, wait, no! It is yes, STEINER RECLINER!!
HBK is screaming in pain, his face is turning red, how can he stand this? He’s tapping out! What the heck? HBK? He’s tapping out? Hall stops distracting the referee and goes to help his buddy, HBK isn’t the legal man and a good job too, the referee assists Hall in splitting the two men up, Hall then re enters the ring as the referee sees to HBK. Steiner rolls in after him and pulls him by the hair and down hard! He then helps is buddy Albert up and picks him up by the throat! How is he even standing?
ALBERT BOMB!! WHAM!! Woah!! What impact! The cover but wait there’s no referee, Steiner runs round to grab the ref but as he turns to go into the ring he gets tripped up by HBK! HBK stands up as if there’s nothing wrong with him and throws the steel steps on top of him to keep the ref down. Steiner attempts to punch him but he ducks it and pushes him into the commentary.
HBK then revives the referee and picks him up and rolls him into the ring, what’s he doing now? He then goes top rope! WOAH! Where’s he off to? Albert stops the pin and gets up but FLYING CROSS BODY!! This match is none stop! Albert is down, Shawn Michaels gets his partner up and sends him outside the ring just as the referee is standing up. HBK claps his hands together sharply making the referee think he tagged in, he makes the cover, the ref performs a very groggy count, 1, 2.......Kick out! HBK is in shock!
Angry HBK hammers away at Albert while Hall throws Steiner into the ring, the nWo twosome then roll Albert out for the meantime, the two then pick up Steiner and Hall throws him between his legs and signals, both men help raise him up and POWERBOMB! Hall fell over after the move due to sheer vibrations. Hall rolls out of the ring while Michaels again distracts the referee, CRACK, steel steps into the back of a fallen Albert, Hall then rolls the legal man into the ring.
STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, the crowd comes to it’s feet, massive cheering is heard, HBK is in the corner signalling the end, Albert begins crawling to his corner, he must be completely out of it, Albert gets up but his partner obviously isn’t there, confused he turns around to look for him then Hall signals by doing the double point toward Albert, SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! That’s it it’s over, HBK covers, the referee counts, 1, 2......3!! It’s over, mercifully for the X - Factor.
What a shameful win for the nWo they didn’t do anything legally or professionally. Scott Hall flaunts his stuff as the two scurry off up and into the back, he taunts them by pointing to his behind obviously going by what HBK said earlier.
HBK wasn’t used much only at the end to hit the finishing blow, just like in the WWE, I’m so fantastic.
Congrats go out to HBK and Scott Hall because you won, you should thank me some time.
X - Factor didn’t win (HA!) but then again nWo cheated, you should thrash em some time.
Thanks for reading
Starlight
Both factions suck! :D
Oh, and it was 50 minutes late, so curse you to hell.
:D
Good match - liked ze intro. :D
Oh and whoever makes the matches is it alright if I write a promo for someone next week? Doesn't matter who I just like writing promo's. Ta.
Why are you speaking in a German accent?
I cant’z help it, my mouth iz veering so far to ze one side and it’s giving me a very very strange speach impediment.
*sarcastic mode on* Yeah ok, whatever, don’t go on about it, now if I can just interupt your life story for just one second *yawn* and maybe we can get on with the match yah?
Yah? You Sveedish or something now?
Shut up
(worst intro ever)
The NWO’s music hits to heavy booing!
Scott Hall (DW) and HBK (Longy) come out from behind the curtains and the boos turn into slight cheers, looks like WWE nostalgia is kicking in for the fans, HBK prances and flaunts as he walks down the isle showing off whereas Scott Hall slowly follows behind simply glancing over at the crowd from time to time, they climb into the ring and Hall taunts the crowd as Shawn Michaels picks up a mic.
“Well, well, well”
The crowd cheer, Shawn Michaels is talking on the microphone (yay)
“I have a question, I want to know, who the hell are the X - Factor!? We’re the nWo dammit and we’re pawned off in a match with some unknowns, X - Factor indeed.
*Scott Hall buts in
“And soon to be Ex - Factor”
Michaels and Hall laugh together as if it was incredibly funny, the crowd barely respond.
“Just look at their names, Albert and Scott Steiner, their initials spell out the word A S S, ha ha, I suppose it does suit them”
*They both laugh between themselves again
I GOT EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED AND I’LL NEVER GIVE THAT BACK!!
X - Factor’s music hits to a relief full sigh from the crowd and Albert (Jetster) and Scott Steiner (MikeAll) storm out from out from the back and without hesitation both charge and rush the ring, they slide under the ropes but Albert meets HBK and a microphone to the head, bzzzt! Steiner slides so fast into the ring he knocks Hall over and mounts and hammers away at his head with indescribable rage!
The referee attempts to get some order in the ring as the bell sounds. He can’t manage to prize Scott Steiner away and ends up sending HBK and Albert to their corners instead. Scott Steiner is dominating Hall early on and whips him into the ropes and knocks him down with a stiff closeline! He quickly picks him back up again and lifts him up into a vertical position above his head and holds him there ready for the falling suplex.
HBK (Longy) quickly runs in though and interferes by simply kicking the back of Steiner’s knee and Hall falls down and lands on top of Steiner winding him. There is a rush from the crowd as HBK interferes and the referee is forced to send him back to his corner.
Without a definite fan favourite looks like the fans have picked HBK’s side of the Nwo to cheer on, nostalgia at it’s best!
Both Hall (DW) and Steiner (MikeAll) begin to stir and Steiner makes a tag, Albert (Jetster) runs in and before Hall reaches his corner he is cut off and dragged back in by his leg, Hall delivers a kick to the face knocking Albert back.
Hall capitalises by grabbing Albert’s head and running with him and slamming him into the turnbuckle repeatedly, the crowd counted up to about 14! Hall then gets into an argument with the referee but what’s this? HBK has grabbed a chair from ringside and is on the apron, WHACK!! Albert just got cleaned out! GOOD GOD it echoed throughout the arena! Steiner see’s this and runs around to HBK, he pulls him off the apron and to the floor face first and ties him up, wait, no! It is yes, STEINER RECLINER!!
HBK is screaming in pain, his face is turning red, how can he stand this? He’s tapping out! What the heck? HBK? He’s tapping out? Hall stops distracting the referee and goes to help his buddy, HBK isn’t the legal man and a good job too, the referee assists Hall in splitting the two men up, Hall then re enters the ring as the referee sees to HBK. Steiner rolls in after him and pulls him by the hair and down hard! He then helps is buddy Albert up and picks him up by the throat! How is he even standing?
ALBERT BOMB!! WHAM!! Woah!! What impact! The cover but wait there’s no referee, Steiner runs round to grab the ref but as he turns to go into the ring he gets tripped up by HBK! HBK stands up as if there’s nothing wrong with him and throws the steel steps on top of him to keep the ref down. Steiner attempts to punch him but he ducks it and pushes him into the commentary.
HBK then revives the referee and picks him up and rolls him into the ring, what’s he doing now? He then goes top rope! WOAH! Where’s he off to? Albert stops the pin and gets up but FLYING CROSS BODY!! This match is none stop! Albert is down, Shawn Michaels gets his partner up and sends him outside the ring just as the referee is standing up. HBK claps his hands together sharply making the referee think he tagged in, he makes the cover, the ref performs a very groggy count, 1, 2.......Kick out! HBK is in shock!
Angry HBK hammers away at Albert while Hall throws Steiner into the ring, the nWo twosome then roll Albert out for the meantime, the two then pick up Steiner and Hall throws him between his legs and signals, both men help raise him up and POWERBOMB! Hall fell over after the move due to sheer vibrations. Hall rolls out of the ring while Michaels again distracts the referee, CRACK, steel steps into the back of a fallen Albert, Hall then rolls the legal man into the ring.
STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, the crowd comes to it’s feet, massive cheering is heard, HBK is in the corner signalling the end, Albert begins crawling to his corner, he must be completely out of it, Albert gets up but his partner obviously isn’t there, confused he turns around to look for him then Hall signals by doing the double point toward Albert, SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! That’s it it’s over, HBK covers, the referee counts, 1, 2......3!! It’s over, mercifully for the X - Factor.
What a shameful win for the nWo they didn’t do anything legally or professionally. Scott Hall flaunts his stuff as the two scurry off up and into the back, he taunts them by pointing to his behind obviously going by what HBK said earlier.
HBK wasn’t used much only at the end to hit the finishing blow, just like in the WWE, I’m so fantastic.
Congrats go out to HBK and Scott Hall because you won, you should thank me some time.
X - Factor didn’t win (HA!) but then again nWo cheated, you should thrash em some time.
Thanks for reading
Starlight