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Living with Mr. Miyamoto. What on Earth would it be like. Would it be fun and enjoyable? Would it be dull and pointless? Lets just say one day. You're inside a normal house with no television or radio and you must spend a whole day inside with Mr. Miyamoto, or else some... guy.... will... er... sho..oot you. We will have a little look at how things are going. You enter the house at 10:26pm.
6:00 am (Can't sleep?)
You wake up and look to your left. Along side you is... a floating red Pikmin? Aggggghhhh! You wake up. Must have been a dream? You look to your side again and see Mr. Miyamoto with three Pikmin of life like size next to him. They are his favourite soft toys. But then you see something. Next to Mario and Luigi soft toys who are sitting next to each other at the end of the bed, behind Donkey Kong, above Link and Yoshi, standing directly behind another of the Kong family and in front of Pikachu, 30 centimetres away from Bowser and 25 away from Fox, hanging above Mewtwo, attached to some strings is a little booklet. On the front it reads "Top secret plans." You are fully awake and decide to have breakfast.
6:30 am (Breakfast)
You enter the kitchen and get out some "Pikachu pancakes" happily given to you by him in the bedroom. You begin to make them when Mr. Miyamoto enters in his Luigi pajamas. "What happened to the Mario ones?" you ask. "It's Tuesday. I always wear Luigi on a Tuesday." he replies. You both sit down to eat and Mr. Miyamoto pulls out a Yellow Pikmin toy. He trys to feed it. You look puzzled. You finish breakfats and go to get changed. So does your room mate.
7:15 am (Relaxing)
You sit in the living room and listen to the birds outside. Mr. Miyamoto on the other hand is playing Pikmin CD's inside the bedroom. He exits the bedroom and sits next to you. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Relaxing." He sits with you and relaxes.
7:16 am (Bored)
"I'm bored!" he screams. "I'm going to play Mario Sunshine on my Gamecube." He walks away. "But we have no television," you shout. "So?" he replies. He closes the bedroom door and there's silence for at least... 20 seconds. He then comes storming out and sits next to you again. Wow! Talk about a Joey Tribiani.
8:30 am (Outside)
You decide to go outside and relax in the sun. Mr. Miyamoto runs out in his Diglett trunks. It reads "My diglett's better than yours." He jumps into the pool and gets you wet. You sit for an hour while Miyamoto's in the pool.
10:30 am (Reading and writing)
You are reading a Nintendo magazine while Mr. Miyamoto is writing something. He tells you it's his latest game. It's called Pikmin 2. He says it's based on his bedroom and Captain Polamar crashes in his flying jeep on this strange planet. He also says he's going to include green and black Pikmin too.
2:00 pm (Practice makes perfect)
Mr. Miyamoto comes perading outside playing an accordian. He is trying to play the Mario Bros. Tune but is failing miserably. You sit and shove two pieces of chewing gum inside your ear. You hear nothing.
2:30 pm (Trouble)
Suddenly Mr. Miyamoto is pointing inside and waving his arms in the air. You get up quickly and enter the house. Only to come out angry because nothing was wrong. But there is something wrong and that's the fact he's taken your chair. You jump at him and fight he pushes you away and throws a fireball at you. You are on fire and jump in the water. How did he do that? You then see some kind of flame thrower under his sleeve. "Look at me I'm Mario," he calls. Don't worry you'll get your revenge.
4:55 pm (The perfect trap)
You grab the three pikmin and wait for the perfect moment. You've played Pikmin so you know the weaknesses and strengths. You walk over to the pool and hold the yellow and red ones over it. You call Miyamoto over. He screams and runs over to stop you. But you drop them. He shoots his so called fireball at you and you hold the blue pikmin in front of it. It burns. You laugh. He cries.
5:59pm (The booklet)
You go into the bedroom and look at the booklet above his bed. You read it.
"Had the best sleep ever last night. Woke up and had some Pikachu.... blah blah blah," ahhh here we go. "My secret plans.
1. Make a game called Mario Night time, the sequel to Mario Sunshine. It's the perfect idea.
2. Feed fish.
3. Make Capcom design another game like Eternal Darkness. That cleared our baby game name up so if they make another and we take the credit, we will have a strong company.
4. Kill my housemate."
You stop reading. Oh ****!
9:24pm (All is fine)
After reading the booklet you sit on the sofa for a while. Mr. Miyamoto is no where to be seen. All is silent.
10:23pm (Run!)
Mr. Miyamoto opens the outside door and is followed by an army of a hundred Pikmin. "Charge!" he shouts loudly. He then throws the soft toys at you as well as fireballs. You scream and run to the front door. You open it and run. You think you made 24 hours, but when in fact the actual time was 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds. 59 seconds. 24 hours. Mission failed.
6:00 am (Can't sleep?)
You wake up and look to your left. Along side you is... a floating red Pikmin? Aggggghhhh! You wake up. Must have been a dream? You look to your side again and see Mr. Miyamoto with three Pikmin of life like size next to him. They are his favourite soft toys. But then you see something. Next to Mario and Luigi soft toys who are sitting next to each other at the end of the bed, behind Donkey Kong, above Link and Yoshi, standing directly behind another of the Kong family and in front of Pikachu, 30 centimetres away from Bowser and 25 away from Fox, hanging above Mewtwo, attached to some strings is a little booklet. On the front it reads "Top secret plans." You are fully awake and decide to have breakfast.
6:30 am (Breakfast)
You enter the kitchen and get out some "Pikachu pancakes" happily given to you by him in the bedroom. You begin to make them when Mr. Miyamoto enters in his Luigi pajamas. "What happened to the Mario ones?" you ask. "It's Tuesday. I always wear Luigi on a Tuesday." he replies. You both sit down to eat and Mr. Miyamoto pulls out a Yellow Pikmin toy. He trys to feed it. You look puzzled. You finish breakfats and go to get changed. So does your room mate.
7:15 am (Relaxing)
You sit in the living room and listen to the birds outside. Mr. Miyamoto on the other hand is playing Pikmin CD's inside the bedroom. He exits the bedroom and sits next to you. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Relaxing." He sits with you and relaxes.
7:16 am (Bored)
"I'm bored!" he screams. "I'm going to play Mario Sunshine on my Gamecube." He walks away. "But we have no television," you shout. "So?" he replies. He closes the bedroom door and there's silence for at least... 20 seconds. He then comes storming out and sits next to you again. Wow! Talk about a Joey Tribiani.
8:30 am (Outside)
You decide to go outside and relax in the sun. Mr. Miyamoto runs out in his Diglett trunks. It reads "My diglett's better than yours." He jumps into the pool and gets you wet. You sit for an hour while Miyamoto's in the pool.
10:30 am (Reading and writing)
You are reading a Nintendo magazine while Mr. Miyamoto is writing something. He tells you it's his latest game. It's called Pikmin 2. He says it's based on his bedroom and Captain Polamar crashes in his flying jeep on this strange planet. He also says he's going to include green and black Pikmin too.
2:00 pm (Practice makes perfect)
Mr. Miyamoto comes perading outside playing an accordian. He is trying to play the Mario Bros. Tune but is failing miserably. You sit and shove two pieces of chewing gum inside your ear. You hear nothing.
2:30 pm (Trouble)
Suddenly Mr. Miyamoto is pointing inside and waving his arms in the air. You get up quickly and enter the house. Only to come out angry because nothing was wrong. But there is something wrong and that's the fact he's taken your chair. You jump at him and fight he pushes you away and throws a fireball at you. You are on fire and jump in the water. How did he do that? You then see some kind of flame thrower under his sleeve. "Look at me I'm Mario," he calls. Don't worry you'll get your revenge.
4:55 pm (The perfect trap)
You grab the three pikmin and wait for the perfect moment. You've played Pikmin so you know the weaknesses and strengths. You walk over to the pool and hold the yellow and red ones over it. You call Miyamoto over. He screams and runs over to stop you. But you drop them. He shoots his so called fireball at you and you hold the blue pikmin in front of it. It burns. You laugh. He cries.
5:59pm (The booklet)
You go into the bedroom and look at the booklet above his bed. You read it.
"Had the best sleep ever last night. Woke up and had some Pikachu.... blah blah blah," ahhh here we go. "My secret plans.
1. Make a game called Mario Night time, the sequel to Mario Sunshine. It's the perfect idea.
2. Feed fish.
3. Make Capcom design another game like Eternal Darkness. That cleared our baby game name up so if they make another and we take the credit, we will have a strong company.
4. Kill my housemate."
You stop reading. Oh ****!
9:24pm (All is fine)
After reading the booklet you sit on the sofa for a while. Mr. Miyamoto is no where to be seen. All is silent.
10:23pm (Run!)
Mr. Miyamoto opens the outside door and is followed by an army of a hundred Pikmin. "Charge!" he shouts loudly. He then throws the soft toys at you as well as fireballs. You scream and run to the front door. You open it and run. You think you made 24 hours, but when in fact the actual time was 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds. 59 seconds. 24 hours. Mission failed.
SR will notice if the post has been done before.
Quinty wrote:
> A couple of things. Ghost Killer, this is good work but im afraid ive
> seen you post this before and to be honest i dont like you re-posting
> your GAD attempts.
I've not seen it but, if it is a re-post, that's a bit naughty! Tut tut tut!
> Secondly, Dean-o, Roasten is Ghost Killers brother, hence he wants his
> brother to win a GAD so he can play on the game he claims.
That explains a lot...
> Thirdly, i know for a fact it isnt ShadowDragon, he has a different
> style.
Damn right!
> Fourthly, Shadowdragon i slikely to reply to these types of posts
> because he is indeed (apart form mojo) the spoof king.
Joint Spoof King status with Mojo. Woo Hoo! We rule Mojo!
> Fifthly, er................go away :)
A bit over the top, methinks! LOL! =oD
> A couple of things. Ghost Killer, this is good work but im afraid ive
> seen you post this before and to be honest i dont like you re-posting
> your GAD attempts.
I've not seen it but, if it is a re-post, that's a bit naughty! Tut tut tut!
> Secondly, Dean-o, Roasten is Ghost Killers brother, hence he wants his
> brother to win a GAD so he can play on the game he claims.
That explains a lot...
> Thirdly, i know for a fact it isnt ShadowDragon, he has a different
> style.
Damn right!
> Fourthly, Shadowdragon i slikely to reply to these types of posts
> because he is indeed (apart form mojo) the spoof king.
Joint Spoof King status with Mojo. Woo Hoo! We rule Mojo!
> Fifthly, er................go away :)
A bit over the top, methinks! LOL! =oD
A couple of things. Ghost Killer, this is good work but im afraid ive seen you post this before and to be honest i dont like you re-posting your GAD attempts.
Secondly, Dean-o, Roasten is Ghost Killers brother, hence he wants his brother to win a GAD so he can play on the game he claims.
Thirdly, i know for a fact it isnt ShadowDragon, he has a different style.
Fourthly, Shadowdragon i slikely to reply to these types of posts because he is indeed (apart form mojo) the spoof king.
Fifthly, er................go away :)
Secondly, Dean-o, Roasten is Ghost Killers brother, hence he wants his brother to win a GAD so he can play on the game he claims.
Thirdly, i know for a fact it isnt ShadowDragon, he has a different style.
Fourthly, Shadowdragon i slikely to reply to these types of posts because he is indeed (apart form mojo) the spoof king.
Fifthly, er................go away :)
Another top star Ghost Killer. That was very funny. Could win a gameaday here.
Living with Mr. Miyamoto. What on Earth would it be like. Would it be fun and enjoyable? Would it be dull and pointless? Lets just say one day. You're inside a normal house with no television or radio and you must spend a whole day inside with Mr. Miyamoto, or else some... guy.... will... er... sho..oot you. We will have a little look at how things are going. You enter the house at 10:26pm.
6:00 am (Can't sleep?)
You wake up and look to your left. Along side you is... a floating red Pikmin? Aggggghhhh! You wake up. Must have been a dream? You look to your side again and see Mr. Miyamoto with three Pikmin of life like size next to him. They are his favourite soft toys. But then you see something. Next to Mario and Luigi soft toys who are sitting next to each other at the end of the bed, behind Donkey Kong, above Link and Yoshi, standing directly behind another of the Kong family and in front of Pikachu, 30 centimetres away from Bowser and 25 away from Fox, hanging above Mewtwo, attached to some strings is a little booklet. On the front it reads "Top secret plans." You are fully awake and decide to have breakfast.
6:30 am (Breakfast)
You enter the kitchen and get out some "Pikachu pancakes" happily given to you by him in the bedroom. You begin to make them when Mr. Miyamoto enters in his Luigi pajamas. "What happened to the Mario ones?" you ask. "It's Tuesday. I always wear Luigi on a Tuesday." he replies. You both sit down to eat and Mr. Miyamoto pulls out a Yellow Pikmin toy. He trys to feed it. You look puzzled. You finish breakfats and go to get changed. So does your room mate.
7:15 am (Relaxing)
You sit in the living room and listen to the birds outside. Mr. Miyamoto on the other hand is playing Pikmin CD's inside the bedroom. He exits the bedroom and sits next to you. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Relaxing." He sits with you and relaxes.
7:16 am (Bored)
"I'm bored!" he screams. "I'm going to play Mario Sunshine on my Gamecube." He walks away. "But we have no television," you shout. "So?" he replies. He closes the bedroom door and there's silence for at least... 20 seconds. He then comes storming out and sits next to you again. Wow! Talk about a Joey Tribiani.
8:30 am (Outside)
You decide to go outside and relax in the sun. Mr. Miyamoto runs out in his Diglett trunks. It reads "My diglett's better than yours." He jumps into the pool and gets you wet. You sit for an hour while Miyamoto's in the pool.
10:30 am (Reading and writing)
You are reading a Nintendo magazine while Mr. Miyamoto is writing something. He tells you it's his latest game. It's called Pikmin 2. He says it's based on his bedroom and Captain Polamar crashes in his flying jeep on this strange planet. He also says he's going to include green and black Pikmin too.
2:00 pm (Practice makes perfect)
Mr. Miyamoto comes perading outside playing an accordian. He is trying to play the Mario Bros. Tune but is failing miserably. You sit and shove two pieces of chewing gum inside your ear. You hear nothing.
2:30 pm (Trouble)
Suddenly Mr. Miyamoto is pointing inside and waving his arms in the air. You get up quickly and enter the house. Only to come out angry because nothing was wrong. But there is something wrong and that's the fact he's taken your chair. You jump at him and fight he pushes you away and throws a fireball at you. You are on fire and jump in the water. How did he do that? You then see some kind of flame thrower under his sleeve. "Look at me I'm Mario," he calls. Don't worry you'll get your revenge.
4:55 pm (The perfect trap)
You grab the three pikmin and wait for the perfect moment. You've played Pikmin so you know the weaknesses and strengths. You walk over to the pool and hold the yellow and red ones over it. You call Miyamoto over. He screams and runs over to stop you. But you drop them. He shoots his so called fireball at you and you hold the blue pikmin in front of it. It burns. You laugh. He cries.
5:59pm (The booklet)
You go into the bedroom and look at the booklet above his bed. You read it.
"Had the best sleep ever last night. Woke up and had some Pikachu.... blah blah blah," ahhh here we go. "My secret plans.
1. Make a game called Mario Night time, the sequel to Mario Sunshine. It's the perfect idea.
2. Feed fish.
3. Make Capcom design another game like Eternal Darkness. That cleared our baby game name up so if they make another and we take the credit, we will have a strong company.
4. Kill my housemate."
You stop reading. Oh ****!
9:24pm (All is fine)
After reading the booklet you sit on the sofa for a while. Mr. Miyamoto is no where to be seen. All is silent.
10:23pm (Run!)
Mr. Miyamoto opens the outside door and is followed by an army of a hundred Pikmin. "Charge!" he shouts loudly. He then throws the soft toys at you as well as fireballs. You scream and run to the front door. You open it and run. You think you made 24 hours, but when in fact the actual time was 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds. 59 seconds. 24 hours. Mission failed.
6:00 am (Can't sleep?)
You wake up and look to your left. Along side you is... a floating red Pikmin? Aggggghhhh! You wake up. Must have been a dream? You look to your side again and see Mr. Miyamoto with three Pikmin of life like size next to him. They are his favourite soft toys. But then you see something. Next to Mario and Luigi soft toys who are sitting next to each other at the end of the bed, behind Donkey Kong, above Link and Yoshi, standing directly behind another of the Kong family and in front of Pikachu, 30 centimetres away from Bowser and 25 away from Fox, hanging above Mewtwo, attached to some strings is a little booklet. On the front it reads "Top secret plans." You are fully awake and decide to have breakfast.
6:30 am (Breakfast)
You enter the kitchen and get out some "Pikachu pancakes" happily given to you by him in the bedroom. You begin to make them when Mr. Miyamoto enters in his Luigi pajamas. "What happened to the Mario ones?" you ask. "It's Tuesday. I always wear Luigi on a Tuesday." he replies. You both sit down to eat and Mr. Miyamoto pulls out a Yellow Pikmin toy. He trys to feed it. You look puzzled. You finish breakfats and go to get changed. So does your room mate.
7:15 am (Relaxing)
You sit in the living room and listen to the birds outside. Mr. Miyamoto on the other hand is playing Pikmin CD's inside the bedroom. He exits the bedroom and sits next to you. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Relaxing." He sits with you and relaxes.
7:16 am (Bored)
"I'm bored!" he screams. "I'm going to play Mario Sunshine on my Gamecube." He walks away. "But we have no television," you shout. "So?" he replies. He closes the bedroom door and there's silence for at least... 20 seconds. He then comes storming out and sits next to you again. Wow! Talk about a Joey Tribiani.
8:30 am (Outside)
You decide to go outside and relax in the sun. Mr. Miyamoto runs out in his Diglett trunks. It reads "My diglett's better than yours." He jumps into the pool and gets you wet. You sit for an hour while Miyamoto's in the pool.
10:30 am (Reading and writing)
You are reading a Nintendo magazine while Mr. Miyamoto is writing something. He tells you it's his latest game. It's called Pikmin 2. He says it's based on his bedroom and Captain Polamar crashes in his flying jeep on this strange planet. He also says he's going to include green and black Pikmin too.
2:00 pm (Practice makes perfect)
Mr. Miyamoto comes perading outside playing an accordian. He is trying to play the Mario Bros. Tune but is failing miserably. You sit and shove two pieces of chewing gum inside your ear. You hear nothing.
2:30 pm (Trouble)
Suddenly Mr. Miyamoto is pointing inside and waving his arms in the air. You get up quickly and enter the house. Only to come out angry because nothing was wrong. But there is something wrong and that's the fact he's taken your chair. You jump at him and fight he pushes you away and throws a fireball at you. You are on fire and jump in the water. How did he do that? You then see some kind of flame thrower under his sleeve. "Look at me I'm Mario," he calls. Don't worry you'll get your revenge.
4:55 pm (The perfect trap)
You grab the three pikmin and wait for the perfect moment. You've played Pikmin so you know the weaknesses and strengths. You walk over to the pool and hold the yellow and red ones over it. You call Miyamoto over. He screams and runs over to stop you. But you drop them. He shoots his so called fireball at you and you hold the blue pikmin in front of it. It burns. You laugh. He cries.
5:59pm (The booklet)
You go into the bedroom and look at the booklet above his bed. You read it.
"Had the best sleep ever last night. Woke up and had some Pikachu.... blah blah blah," ahhh here we go. "My secret plans.
1. Make a game called Mario Night time, the sequel to Mario Sunshine. It's the perfect idea.
2. Feed fish.
3. Make Capcom design another game like Eternal Darkness. That cleared our baby game name up so if they make another and we take the credit, we will have a strong company.
4. Kill my housemate."
You stop reading. Oh ****!
9:24pm (All is fine)
After reading the booklet you sit on the sofa for a while. Mr. Miyamoto is no where to be seen. All is silent.
10:23pm (Run!)
Mr. Miyamoto opens the outside door and is followed by an army of a hundred Pikmin. "Charge!" he shouts loudly. He then throws the soft toys at you as well as fireballs. You scream and run to the front door. You open it and run. You think you made 24 hours, but when in fact the actual time was 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds. 59 seconds. 24 hours. Mission failed.