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"A report from "WATCHANT""

Earlier today, are cameras were sent in to see how much effort Sega really do put in. Most departments were fine (apart from maybe the boss's office, who was prancing around his desk listening to garage music). But when we went to the advertising department, we found a whole desk full of beer, and when we went through to the advertising design room, we found 20 men running around cheering at a couple of slugs having a race. They then proceeded to kill the slugs, and actually start making ideas. After an hour together they had drawn 1 curly line, one relatively staright line, and someone had made a shape by drawing around another persons erect, well, you can guess. They then had a huge argument about who's (put your favourite term for it in here) was biggest. We were disgusted, and we left.
We sold this video evidence to Sony for a small price, Sony said nothing, but their was a smug look on thier faces, as they left to join their wives and children at home to watch the football.

That report was made by Ant, main producer of "Watchant".

Earlier today, are cameras were sent in to see how much effort Sega really do put in. Most departments were fine (apart from maybe the boss's office, who was prancing around his desk listening to garage music). But when we went to the advertising department, we found a whole desk full of beer, and when we went through to the advertising design room, we found 20 men running around cheering at a couple of slugs having a race. They then proceeded to kill the slugs, and actually start making ideas. After an hour together they had drawn 1 curly line, one relatively staright line, and someone had made a shape by drawing around another persons erect, well, you can guess. They then had a huge argument about who's (put your favourite term for it in here) was biggest. We were disgusted, and we left.
We sold this video evidence to Sony for a small price, Sony said nothing, but their was a smug look on thier faces, as they left to join their wives and children at home to watch the football.

That report was made by Ant, main producer of "Watchant".

After Ant left, the Sony boyz rewinded the tape, and watched the "measurement" part again.

They felt quite insecure after the video.

After immensely enjoying their playback, they decided to make more like it and sell them as games where you upload your own 'measurement' into a hall of fame. The ideas from the boyz never stop do they?

What ideas? They stole it from Sega!

Yes, as matter of fact they were feeling quite insecure, as they could hardly see the Sega boyz' "favourite term here" as they were so small!!! Sony couldn't believe that they had such maggots. Also, that game rumour was a complete lie by darkness 2k, a big Sony hater and Gamecube lover.

Actually, I misread Grix's letter and was attempting to dis Sega 'The boyz' And anyway I argue for the N64 aginst the PS, but actually like Sony, and MAY even get the PS2. Please don't try to ruin the reputation I am trying to achieve. I like Sony and Nintendo and hate Sega. Clear?
So whasssup?
<:} bow to the conehead revoloution.

Ant, that last comment was crap. (The one about the "maggots".)
Redeem yourself, now.

But...it's true. I would expect.

It was as funny as the Sony marketing department.

Just LOOK at them!! Look at their faces!!! BRAAA ha ha ha ha!!!