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"Onore/Cuore/Eccellenza/Audacia"

These are headings for my Costa Coffee Application Form

What a load of balls

These headings take up a whole pages asking how I have:

Onore: When have you delivered great service? What did you do? How did you measure it?

I think I'm applying for a job in a brothel

It goes on like that asking about team work and difficult customers

And the best bit... a 2cm high box at the bottom to write my exam results...

EXAMS DON'T MATTER JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF ONORE

HAHAHA

SHEEPY wrote:
> Yeah that's sort of job I want, even if it's boring.
>
> Better than doing coffee stuff

I hope you are quite strong. I was lifting workstations and stuff up to 25kg. Gawd they felt heavy.

Yeah that's sort of job I want, even if it's boring.

Better than doing coffee stuff

SHEEPY wrote:
> Think I'll work in Argos in September
>
> Only want a job because I feel I should

I worked in Argos at christmas, the pay is decent, but if you end up collecting the orders all the time it gets monotonous. Especially if you are climbing 10ft up a ladder to pick up barbies dream house for the 5th time.

Think I'll work in Argos in September

Only want a job because I feel I should

SHEEPY wrote:
> No I don't
>
> I'm planning on bailing out like I usually do
>
> I don't think I've ever made coffee
>
> fookin Onore


Heh, you are about to hand in your form when you realize you have never made coffee, look like a right plonker in an apron and have had numerous battles with cash registers to which you have lost badly, with many bruised fingers.

If they are angry say you are an exchange student from Switzerland and run like mad. I suggest the name Bjorn.

(:)

No I don't

I'm planning on bailing out like I usually do

I don't think I've ever made coffee

fookin Onore

That place will be really busy, and you actually need to put the effort in to make good coffee. Are you sure you want to work there?

Is this for the cafe you are gonna work in? Maybe you should go into the places you are planning to work in before getting an application form next time...(:)
But ya gotta have plenty of onore!

These are headings for my Costa Coffee Application Form

What a load of balls

These headings take up a whole pages asking how I have:

Onore: When have you delivered great service? What did you do? How did you measure it?

I think I'm applying for a job in a brothel

It goes on like that asking about team work and difficult customers

And the best bit... a 2cm high box at the bottom to write my exam results...

EXAMS DON'T MATTER JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF ONORE

HAHAHA