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Has anyone got any Zelda jokes?
Here's my one
q.What do Zelda and Navi use to surf the internet?
a.Links
Here's my one
q.What do Zelda and Navi use to surf the internet?
a.Links
It's a hot sunny day in Hyrule and it's hot and stuff.
Link: "Where's Gannodorf gone?"
Zelda: "He's gone off into the bushes for a sheik"
Link: "I thought he was having trouble squeezing out his poe's"
Zelda: "It's been taking him a Lon Lon time"
Link: "I'll give you 10 rupees if you suck my Deku Nuts"
Zelda: "As long as you explore my Forest temple"
Ha ha oh I do crack myself up.....
*runs*
Link: "Where's Gannodorf gone?"
Zelda: "He's gone off into the bushes for a sheik"
Link: "I thought he was having trouble squeezing out his poe's"
Zelda: "It's been taking him a Lon Lon time"
Link: "I'll give you 10 rupees if you suck my Deku Nuts"
Zelda: "As long as you explore my Forest temple"
Ha ha oh I do crack myself up.....
*runs*
Link walks into a bar.
Link: A pint of 'Ranch Milk' please.
Bartender: MILK?! We ran out of that a lon lon time ago.
[melts]
Link: A pint of 'Ranch Milk' please.
Bartender: MILK?! We ran out of that a lon lon time ago.
[melts]
Link: Sigh...I'm so fed up looking after that stupid Princess all the time.
Navi: Well, why don't you try and zelda then??
(NOTE: zelda is meant to sound like sell her. Yes, I realise it doesn't but I'm tired, bored and...*escapes to comfort of bed*)
Navi: Well, why don't you try and zelda then??
(NOTE: zelda is meant to sound like sell her. Yes, I realise it doesn't but I'm tired, bored and...*escapes to comfort of bed*)
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> I've got one
>
> It's a hot day in the Land of Hyrule everything is hot and stuff
>
> Zelda: "Oh damn, this door is stuck, Link have you got any ideas
> how I can get the b'sterd to open?"
>
> Link: "Triforce"
>
> Warra cracker.....okay it was crap and I made it up on the spot
>
> *runs*
Oh dear i actually chuckled.
> I've got one
>
> It's a hot day in the Land of Hyrule everything is hot and stuff
>
> Zelda: "Oh damn, this door is stuck, Link have you got any ideas
> how I can get the b'sterd to open?"
>
> Link: "Triforce"
>
> Warra cracker.....okay it was crap and I made it up on the spot
>
> *runs*
Oh dear i actually chuckled.
I've got one
It's a hot day in the Land of Hyrule everything is hot and stuff
Zelda: "Oh damn, this door is stuck, Link have you got any ideas how I can get the b'sterd to open?"
Link: "Triforce"
Warra cracker.....okay it was crap and I made it up on the spot
*runs*
It's a hot day in the Land of Hyrule everything is hot and stuff
Zelda: "Oh damn, this door is stuck, Link have you got any ideas how I can get the b'sterd to open?"
Link: "Triforce"
Warra cracker.....okay it was crap and I made it up on the spot
*runs*
Heres my nintendo joke, not Zelda, but it was featured in Grintendo.
What does mario use to surf the net?
A web Bowser.
Ho ho ho.
What does mario use to surf the net?
A web Bowser.
Ho ho ho.
heres mine: how does link get out of a hole?
he ladders his tights!
okay, its not actualy a joke. >:o
he ladders his tights!
okay, its not actualy a joke. >:o