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"Everyone, in here!"

Quickly. Hold hands, and face away from Shaneo. Repeat after me:

"There is no such thing as Shaneo."

Keep saying it, over and over. Just ignore him. Ignore him completely and chant that. And then he'll go away.

Go on. Keep chanting.

What happens if you look in the mirror and say his name 3 times?

Candyman messed with my young head

Lol.

If we build a time machine we can go back in time and kill (the non existent) Shaneo's mother, so that (the non-existent) Shaneo would never be alive (even though he doesn't exist anyway)...

That's my theory.

Well I like the guy. Not so much like, as hate. But he livens up the forums.

Shaneo is a manifestation of all the corruption and bitterness that we refuse to admit to, or understand. Shaneo is the little black stuff that gets stuck under your toenails and refuses to budge. Shaneo is the little black dots that somehow get onto your monitor and refuses to wipe off. Shaneo is the night sky that won't ever let the sun rise again. Shaneo is the elephant that can't quite reach its genitals with it's truck. In other words, Shaneo is the second child of Satan, and not even he wants him.

;0)

*He's not shaneo, He's just a very naughty boy.*

Shaneo is nipple hair? Interesting theory.

Stryke wrote:
> Grix once told me he didn't believe in God, but he was scared of him.
> Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Shaneo.

I find nipple hair disconcerting...


I wouldnt say it scared me though

Orinoco-Joe

The most I said last night was "F**k off, I'm trying to sleep."

But, Grix, didn't you say last nigh- *Sudden silence*

*Shocky's on the floor, mouth gagged*

:D