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After Sony very reasonably asked why Sega don't advertise enough, a Sega representitive answered, "Well, we hardly get enough time for advertising as we are always putting all the *cough* effort into our games, and making the most *cough* innovative games in the industry. Sega Bass Fishing for instance."
According to a local bartender, a bunch of people who worked for Sega were in the Pub all day yesterday and the day before. When he asked them what they do, they said they worked in the advertising department of Sega.
Later on, an amusing comment was made from a advertising worker for Sony, "Well, there's no surprise there then, is there!?!?"
According to a local bartender, a bunch of people who worked for Sega were in the Pub all day yesterday and the day before. When he asked them what they do, they said they worked in the advertising department of Sega.
Later on, an amusing comment was made from a advertising worker for Sony, "Well, there's no surprise there then, is there!?!?"
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After Sony very reasonably asked why Sega don't advertise enough, a Sega representitive answered, "Well, we hardly get enough time for advertising as we are always putting all the *cough* effort into our games, and making the most *cough* innovative games in the industry. Sega Bass Fishing for instance."
According to a local bartender, a bunch of people who worked for Sega were in the Pub all day yesterday and the day before. When he asked them what they do, they said they worked in the advertising department of Sega.
Later on, an amusing comment was made from a advertising worker for Sony, "Well, there's no surprise there then, is there!?!?"
According to a local bartender, a bunch of people who worked for Sega were in the Pub all day yesterday and the day before. When he asked them what they do, they said they worked in the advertising department of Sega.
Later on, an amusing comment was made from a advertising worker for Sony, "Well, there's no surprise there then, is there!?!?"
Also, when an anonymous Sega worker was asked about this amusing story, he replied "Well, who doesn't like a pint every day?"
A reporter then asked, "but surely if you are in there all day you have more than one pint?? Or were they discussing advertising ideas while being sick in tha toilets?"
The Sega worker had no comment.
A reporter then asked, "but surely if you are in there all day you have more than one pint?? Or were they discussing advertising ideas while being sick in tha toilets?"
The Sega worker had no comment.
Sega press release:
New Sequel to Samba de Amigo, Sober no es mi Amigo.
Muchas Gracias
New Sequel to Samba de Amigo, Sober no es mi Amigo.
Muchas Gracias
Another new innovative game from Sega, "Sega Cooking" Cook your own meals on your very games console!!!
Ah yes, the famous DreamWok addon.
NEWS JUST IN!!!
Sega have just said that they are going to be employing 20 new advertising staff. Wen they were asked who they were, we identified them as Pub and Bar owners from all over the World, who I'm sure could easily get Sega employees a free pint or 2.
Sega have just said that they are going to be employing 20 new advertising staff. Wen they were asked who they were, we identified them as Pub and Bar owners from all over the World, who I'm sure could easily get Sega employees a free pint or 2.
Sega have just announced another new game, its called "The Good Pub Guide-The Sega Edition" The topic has been led by Sega's advertising workers, who got to visit pubs from all over the world.
An amusing report came out from Sony later, "Obviously, when Sega where using their skills to make this 'innovative' new game, they also used it as an excuse to get drunk. Although, from their products, it seems as though are drunk most of the time anyway. I think they influence the other departments as well."
An amusing report came out from Sony later, "Obviously, when Sega where using their skills to make this 'innovative' new game, they also used it as an excuse to get drunk. Although, from their products, it seems as though are drunk most of the time anyway. I think they influence the other departments as well."
Seha have just announced the name for thier next console, it is to be called, "Sage Drunker", the second name is supposed to be made up of different experiences from Sega's workers lifetimes.
As Nintendo pointed out later on though, "They spelt Sega wrong though."
And then Sony replied with, "You can guess where they were when the made that name!"
Sega's response was "YOU'RE NOT SINGING, YOU'RE NOT SINGING, slurrr YOU'RE NOT SINGING ANY....slurrr. PPPEUUUUGGGGHHH" The last bit came from the Head of Sega, who threw up at the time. We also have no idea why he was singing in such an idiotic manner...
As Nintendo pointed out later on though, "They spelt Sega wrong though."
And then Sony replied with, "You can guess where they were when the made that name!"
Sega's response was "YOU'RE NOT SINGING, YOU'RE NOT SINGING, slurrr YOU'RE NOT SINGING ANY....slurrr. PPPEUUUUGGGGHHH" The last bit came from the Head of Sega, who threw up at the time. We also have no idea why he was singing in such an idiotic manner...
A report into the staff of the SCEE offices of Sony shows that 9/10 workers have never visited a pub. It also shows that most of them had no idea of what a 'woman' was and what the phrase 'going outside' actually meant.
You are funny ant.......
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