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"The Lost World" by Brian Blessed
I got this and read it in one sitting (title isn't 100% accurate but I'm stuck at work).
Imagine the almighty Blessed, he writes exactly how you think he would:
"So I was bent double making noises like a sexed-up Moose, and the bloody diarohhea wouldn't stop."
"I bowled into the tent singing a song and David appeared to be terrified of me! I said 'Don't let this Big Yeti fool you, I'm a bloody quiet man really!!!"
It's everything cool about Blessed, in book form.
He had a crash-landing in the jungle in a plane and had to trek back to civilisation.
When confronted by border police, they scoffed at his age and told him he'd never make it:
"Well they probably thought I was going to tear the captain in half, I grasped his shoulder and with the other hand his groin and lifted him clean over my head - there's plenty of life and sex in this beast yet, I roared and they approved"
Fantastic
I got this and read it in one sitting (title isn't 100% accurate but I'm stuck at work).
Imagine the almighty Blessed, he writes exactly how you think he would:
"So I was bent double making noises like a sexed-up Moose, and the bloody diarohhea wouldn't stop."
"I bowled into the tent singing a song and David appeared to be terrified of me! I said 'Don't let this Big Yeti fool you, I'm a bloody quiet man really!!!"
It's everything cool about Blessed, in book form.
He had a crash-landing in the jungle in a plane and had to trek back to civilisation.
When confronted by border police, they scoffed at his age and told him he'd never make it:
"Well they probably thought I was going to tear the captain in half, I grasped his shoulder and with the other hand his groin and lifted him clean over my head - there's plenty of life and sex in this beast yet, I roared and they approved"
Fantastic
Blessed is the man. I still think he'd be good in The Matrix.
"The Lost World" by Brian Blessed
I got this and read it in one sitting (title isn't 100% accurate but I'm stuck at work).
Imagine the almighty Blessed, he writes exactly how you think he would:
"So I was bent double making noises like a sexed-up Moose, and the bloody diarohhea wouldn't stop."
"I bowled into the tent singing a song and David appeared to be terrified of me! I said 'Don't let this Big Yeti fool you, I'm a bloody quiet man really!!!"
It's everything cool about Blessed, in book form.
He had a crash-landing in the jungle in a plane and had to trek back to civilisation.
When confronted by border police, they scoffed at his age and told him he'd never make it:
"Well they probably thought I was going to tear the captain in half, I grasped his shoulder and with the other hand his groin and lifted him clean over my head - there's plenty of life and sex in this beast yet, I roared and they approved"
Fantastic
I got this and read it in one sitting (title isn't 100% accurate but I'm stuck at work).
Imagine the almighty Blessed, he writes exactly how you think he would:
"So I was bent double making noises like a sexed-up Moose, and the bloody diarohhea wouldn't stop."
"I bowled into the tent singing a song and David appeared to be terrified of me! I said 'Don't let this Big Yeti fool you, I'm a bloody quiet man really!!!"
It's everything cool about Blessed, in book form.
He had a crash-landing in the jungle in a plane and had to trek back to civilisation.
When confronted by border police, they scoffed at his age and told him he'd never make it:
"Well they probably thought I was going to tear the captain in half, I grasped his shoulder and with the other hand his groin and lifted him clean over my head - there's plenty of life and sex in this beast yet, I roared and they approved"
Fantastic