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Please do not get put off by the length, this is very funny and most of you will enjoy it!
The three major companies in this buisness have had their disagreements, who is the best?
A question with no answer, they decide to settle their differences and crown a champion! A three way tag match between all three companies!
For Nintendo we have, the Italian boys, a great tag team, being around for so many years, many people are backing the brothers to bag the title! Famous for their fireballs and pizzas, can they put one over on the others?
Now lets take a look over at Sony's corner! A rather strange team here first, Jak( with Daxter as the manager) a young boy who brought a new way of platforming! Can he do over the original platform masters? Accompanying him is King, the professional pro-wrestler form Tekken, the only one here today with any experience in the ring!
X-box, the under dogs, can they pull thourgh, well you will have to wait and see, but to start with lets take a look at the team! Let me tell you, this team si looking very good now, they are in top shape. The small one of the two, he may look stupid, he may be stupid but he can still give out an A55 kicking! Munch, the green dude is here with the man himself, Bill Gates!
The match is about to start, the nintendo crew come down the ramp with the traditional music from every mario game playing, the get into the ring and begin to dance around, taunting all the Ps2 fans!
Next come the Sony men, coming down together, Jak, Daxter and Kiing are all walking calmly down into the ring they keep their distance from the brothers of platofrming!
Finally, Bill Gates comes running down into the ring, before Munch can hop down, the bell rings.
Starting with Mario vs King vs Bill Gates, Bill tries to offer money, but Mario has no of it and takles him down, King comes in with a DDT to take Mazza out, Bill crawls into the corner and begins to cry, King goes in and starts kicking him violently, making the rich man squeal like a piggy!
Luigi, hands Mario, who has now stumbled onto his feet, a steal chair, he goes to hit King, but it is reversed and King punches the chair right away and clotheslines Mario, Sony fans are going mad all dancing and King starts to clap his hands and points to Jak, the crowd scream with excitment. the tag is made and Daxter throws some whitty comments form the fingside as Jak looks on at Bill, who is on his feet, he runs and leaps at the skinny man, but Bill punches im down below, a cheap shot that sends Jak down. He goes for the pin on Jak! 1, 2 thr Mario kicks Bill in the head and sends him rolling out of the ring, Mario tags Luigi in and they double suplex Jak, who is only now reocvering from the low blow!
King is trying to get the crowd going on the outside, hoping Jak will regan the lead!
In the ring, Mario, who has been tagged in, is hitting Jak frantically in the head, he goes for an all mighty blow, but Jak ducks, kicks Mario in the stomach. Marioon, jak pulls him in for a power bomb! Mario goes down with a Ma ma miya, it echoes thorugh the crowd who are in disbelief! Jak, stumbles over to King, he runs in but gets a flying kick in the head from Munch, everyone forgot about them, but Bill had tagged in the little man! Munch hops over to the ropes, bounces off and comes back and dives onto King, Mario has tagged Luigi back in, (Luigi had gone to get out a tabel and set it up in the ring) Munch is still pummeling King and after a few minutes more he tags the four eyed Bill back in, very confidently he runs over to Luigi, with his arm out going for a clothes line. King is stumbling up, makes the tag to Jak, Who goes over to Bill and Luigi. Bill is about to hit with the move but Luigi ducks, gets him in a supplex position and tries to lift him, unable to Jak comes in and helps, the two lift the creator of Microsoft up into the heavens and bring him back down to hell through a wooden table!
Bill is out cold and the two men who were just parteners for a brief second go back at it! Luigi punches Jak but Jak grabs his fist and flips him over, he nods to King and begins to stomp on Luigi. King returns with a steel chair and hands it over to jak, while Luigi is down on the floor! He grasps the chair and hits Luigi in the head with it, he then drops the chair, drags Luigi over it and climbs the top rope, as he does so, Mario runs in with the bell and hits King with it, who falls from the ring and onto the floor, then he smacks the bell on Jak, who falls down form the tp roe and onto Luigi. Mario moves over to Munch and tries to hit him but misses, Munch gives mario a low blow and pushes him down Munch himself climbs the top rope and dives over to Mario who takes a hard hit, Munch does too and stuggles to get up. Everyone is out(especially Bill) but Daxter moves his tennage companion jak over Luigi and the ref begins to count, 1, 2, thr again it is stopped by Mario who barely makes it in time, Luigi is staggernig back up and reaches for the chair used on him, he hits jak with it and goes for the pin himself, 1, 2, 3!!!!!!
The Mushroom Kingdom music plays as Mario and Luigi are declared the winners! They are given the belts and walk off up the ramp!
As they walk off Bil gets up form being knocked out and takes amicrophone
" Hey, you two! You may have won this time but we want a re-match!"
The plumbing brothers look at him and nod, but for the moment it seems Nintendo are the champions! Will Bill get his re-match or will he go home and cry to his mummy?
Hope you all enjoyed it
Sir Auron
:)
The three major companies in this buisness have had their disagreements, who is the best?
A question with no answer, they decide to settle their differences and crown a champion! A three way tag match between all three companies!
For Nintendo we have, the Italian boys, a great tag team, being around for so many years, many people are backing the brothers to bag the title! Famous for their fireballs and pizzas, can they put one over on the others?
Now lets take a look over at Sony's corner! A rather strange team here first, Jak( with Daxter as the manager) a young boy who brought a new way of platforming! Can he do over the original platform masters? Accompanying him is King, the professional pro-wrestler form Tekken, the only one here today with any experience in the ring!
X-box, the under dogs, can they pull thourgh, well you will have to wait and see, but to start with lets take a look at the team! Let me tell you, this team si looking very good now, they are in top shape. The small one of the two, he may look stupid, he may be stupid but he can still give out an A55 kicking! Munch, the green dude is here with the man himself, Bill Gates!
The match is about to start, the nintendo crew come down the ramp with the traditional music from every mario game playing, the get into the ring and begin to dance around, taunting all the Ps2 fans!
Next come the Sony men, coming down together, Jak, Daxter and Kiing are all walking calmly down into the ring they keep their distance from the brothers of platofrming!
Finally, Bill Gates comes running down into the ring, before Munch can hop down, the bell rings.
Starting with Mario vs King vs Bill Gates, Bill tries to offer money, but Mario has no of it and takles him down, King comes in with a DDT to take Mazza out, Bill crawls into the corner and begins to cry, King goes in and starts kicking him violently, making the rich man squeal like a piggy!
Luigi, hands Mario, who has now stumbled onto his feet, a steal chair, he goes to hit King, but it is reversed and King punches the chair right away and clotheslines Mario, Sony fans are going mad all dancing and King starts to clap his hands and points to Jak, the crowd scream with excitment. the tag is made and Daxter throws some whitty comments form the fingside as Jak looks on at Bill, who is on his feet, he runs and leaps at the skinny man, but Bill punches im down below, a cheap shot that sends Jak down. He goes for the pin on Jak! 1, 2 thr Mario kicks Bill in the head and sends him rolling out of the ring, Mario tags Luigi in and they double suplex Jak, who is only now reocvering from the low blow!
King is trying to get the crowd going on the outside, hoping Jak will regan the lead!
In the ring, Mario, who has been tagged in, is hitting Jak frantically in the head, he goes for an all mighty blow, but Jak ducks, kicks Mario in the stomach. Marioon, jak pulls him in for a power bomb! Mario goes down with a Ma ma miya, it echoes thorugh the crowd who are in disbelief! Jak, stumbles over to King, he runs in but gets a flying kick in the head from Munch, everyone forgot about them, but Bill had tagged in the little man! Munch hops over to the ropes, bounces off and comes back and dives onto King, Mario has tagged Luigi back in, (Luigi had gone to get out a tabel and set it up in the ring) Munch is still pummeling King and after a few minutes more he tags the four eyed Bill back in, very confidently he runs over to Luigi, with his arm out going for a clothes line. King is stumbling up, makes the tag to Jak, Who goes over to Bill and Luigi. Bill is about to hit with the move but Luigi ducks, gets him in a supplex position and tries to lift him, unable to Jak comes in and helps, the two lift the creator of Microsoft up into the heavens and bring him back down to hell through a wooden table!
Bill is out cold and the two men who were just parteners for a brief second go back at it! Luigi punches Jak but Jak grabs his fist and flips him over, he nods to King and begins to stomp on Luigi. King returns with a steel chair and hands it over to jak, while Luigi is down on the floor! He grasps the chair and hits Luigi in the head with it, he then drops the chair, drags Luigi over it and climbs the top rope, as he does so, Mario runs in with the bell and hits King with it, who falls from the ring and onto the floor, then he smacks the bell on Jak, who falls down form the tp roe and onto Luigi. Mario moves over to Munch and tries to hit him but misses, Munch gives mario a low blow and pushes him down Munch himself climbs the top rope and dives over to Mario who takes a hard hit, Munch does too and stuggles to get up. Everyone is out(especially Bill) but Daxter moves his tennage companion jak over Luigi and the ref begins to count, 1, 2, thr again it is stopped by Mario who barely makes it in time, Luigi is staggernig back up and reaches for the chair used on him, he hits jak with it and goes for the pin himself, 1, 2, 3!!!!!!
The Mushroom Kingdom music plays as Mario and Luigi are declared the winners! They are given the belts and walk off up the ramp!
As they walk off Bil gets up form being knocked out and takes amicrophone
" Hey, you two! You may have won this time but we want a re-match!"
The plumbing brothers look at him and nod, but for the moment it seems Nintendo are the champions! Will Bill get his re-match or will he go home and cry to his mummy?
Hope you all enjoyed it
Sir Auron
:)
Yea, but who better to represent Ninty than the original brothers? They may not be strong and have many powers but they still are the best duo, as they won!
Yea, Snake would have been rock solid. Raiden is a lil bit of a whimp! Bit too much of a pretty boy lol, but would have been interesting!
Hmmm... not bad stuff there. Personally, I would've put Snake and Raiden as the Tag Team for Sony, but I suppose Jak and King did it well enough.
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Please do not get put off by the length, this is very funny and most of you will enjoy it!
The three major companies in this buisness have had their disagreements, who is the best?
A question with no answer, they decide to settle their differences and crown a champion! A three way tag match between all three companies!
For Nintendo we have, the Italian boys, a great tag team, being around for so many years, many people are backing the brothers to bag the title! Famous for their fireballs and pizzas, can they put one over on the others?
Now lets take a look over at Sony's corner! A rather strange team here first, Jak( with Daxter as the manager) a young boy who brought a new way of platforming! Can he do over the original platform masters? Accompanying him is King, the professional pro-wrestler form Tekken, the only one here today with any experience in the ring!
X-box, the under dogs, can they pull thourgh, well you will have to wait and see, but to start with lets take a look at the team! Let me tell you, this team si looking very good now, they are in top shape. The small one of the two, he may look stupid, he may be stupid but he can still give out an A55 kicking! Munch, the green dude is here with the man himself, Bill Gates!
The match is about to start, the nintendo crew come down the ramp with the traditional music from every mario game playing, the get into the ring and begin to dance around, taunting all the Ps2 fans!
Next come the Sony men, coming down together, Jak, Daxter and Kiing are all walking calmly down into the ring they keep their distance from the brothers of platofrming!
Finally, Bill Gates comes running down into the ring, before Munch can hop down, the bell rings.
Starting with Mario vs King vs Bill Gates, Bill tries to offer money, but Mario has no of it and takles him down, King comes in with a DDT to take Mazza out, Bill crawls into the corner and begins to cry, King goes in and starts kicking him violently, making the rich man squeal like a piggy!
Luigi, hands Mario, who has now stumbled onto his feet, a steal chair, he goes to hit King, but it is reversed and King punches the chair right away and clotheslines Mario, Sony fans are going mad all dancing and King starts to clap his hands and points to Jak, the crowd scream with excitment. the tag is made and Daxter throws some whitty comments form the fingside as Jak looks on at Bill, who is on his feet, he runs and leaps at the skinny man, but Bill punches im down below, a cheap shot that sends Jak down. He goes for the pin on Jak! 1, 2 thr Mario kicks Bill in the head and sends him rolling out of the ring, Mario tags Luigi in and they double suplex Jak, who is only now reocvering from the low blow!
King is trying to get the crowd going on the outside, hoping Jak will regan the lead!
In the ring, Mario, who has been tagged in, is hitting Jak frantically in the head, he goes for an all mighty blow, but Jak ducks, kicks Mario in the stomach. Marioon, jak pulls him in for a power bomb! Mario goes down with a Ma ma miya, it echoes thorugh the crowd who are in disbelief! Jak, stumbles over to King, he runs in but gets a flying kick in the head from Munch, everyone forgot about them, but Bill had tagged in the little man! Munch hops over to the ropes, bounces off and comes back and dives onto King, Mario has tagged Luigi back in, (Luigi had gone to get out a tabel and set it up in the ring) Munch is still pummeling King and after a few minutes more he tags the four eyed Bill back in, very confidently he runs over to Luigi, with his arm out going for a clothes line. King is stumbling up, makes the tag to Jak, Who goes over to Bill and Luigi. Bill is about to hit with the move but Luigi ducks, gets him in a supplex position and tries to lift him, unable to Jak comes in and helps, the two lift the creator of Microsoft up into the heavens and bring him back down to hell through a wooden table!
Bill is out cold and the two men who were just parteners for a brief second go back at it! Luigi punches Jak but Jak grabs his fist and flips him over, he nods to King and begins to stomp on Luigi. King returns with a steel chair and hands it over to jak, while Luigi is down on the floor! He grasps the chair and hits Luigi in the head with it, he then drops the chair, drags Luigi over it and climbs the top rope, as he does so, Mario runs in with the bell and hits King with it, who falls from the ring and onto the floor, then he smacks the bell on Jak, who falls down form the tp roe and onto Luigi. Mario moves over to Munch and tries to hit him but misses, Munch gives mario a low blow and pushes him down Munch himself climbs the top rope and dives over to Mario who takes a hard hit, Munch does too and stuggles to get up. Everyone is out(especially Bill) but Daxter moves his tennage companion jak over Luigi and the ref begins to count, 1, 2, thr again it is stopped by Mario who barely makes it in time, Luigi is staggernig back up and reaches for the chair used on him, he hits jak with it and goes for the pin himself, 1, 2, 3!!!!!!
The Mushroom Kingdom music plays as Mario and Luigi are declared the winners! They are given the belts and walk off up the ramp!
As they walk off Bil gets up form being knocked out and takes amicrophone
" Hey, you two! You may have won this time but we want a re-match!"
The plumbing brothers look at him and nod, but for the moment it seems Nintendo are the champions! Will Bill get his re-match or will he go home and cry to his mummy?
Hope you all enjoyed it
Sir Auron
:)
The three major companies in this buisness have had their disagreements, who is the best?
A question with no answer, they decide to settle their differences and crown a champion! A three way tag match between all three companies!
For Nintendo we have, the Italian boys, a great tag team, being around for so many years, many people are backing the brothers to bag the title! Famous for their fireballs and pizzas, can they put one over on the others?
Now lets take a look over at Sony's corner! A rather strange team here first, Jak( with Daxter as the manager) a young boy who brought a new way of platforming! Can he do over the original platform masters? Accompanying him is King, the professional pro-wrestler form Tekken, the only one here today with any experience in the ring!
X-box, the under dogs, can they pull thourgh, well you will have to wait and see, but to start with lets take a look at the team! Let me tell you, this team si looking very good now, they are in top shape. The small one of the two, he may look stupid, he may be stupid but he can still give out an A55 kicking! Munch, the green dude is here with the man himself, Bill Gates!
The match is about to start, the nintendo crew come down the ramp with the traditional music from every mario game playing, the get into the ring and begin to dance around, taunting all the Ps2 fans!
Next come the Sony men, coming down together, Jak, Daxter and Kiing are all walking calmly down into the ring they keep their distance from the brothers of platofrming!
Finally, Bill Gates comes running down into the ring, before Munch can hop down, the bell rings.
Starting with Mario vs King vs Bill Gates, Bill tries to offer money, but Mario has no of it and takles him down, King comes in with a DDT to take Mazza out, Bill crawls into the corner and begins to cry, King goes in and starts kicking him violently, making the rich man squeal like a piggy!
Luigi, hands Mario, who has now stumbled onto his feet, a steal chair, he goes to hit King, but it is reversed and King punches the chair right away and clotheslines Mario, Sony fans are going mad all dancing and King starts to clap his hands and points to Jak, the crowd scream with excitment. the tag is made and Daxter throws some whitty comments form the fingside as Jak looks on at Bill, who is on his feet, he runs and leaps at the skinny man, but Bill punches im down below, a cheap shot that sends Jak down. He goes for the pin on Jak! 1, 2 thr Mario kicks Bill in the head and sends him rolling out of the ring, Mario tags Luigi in and they double suplex Jak, who is only now reocvering from the low blow!
King is trying to get the crowd going on the outside, hoping Jak will regan the lead!
In the ring, Mario, who has been tagged in, is hitting Jak frantically in the head, he goes for an all mighty blow, but Jak ducks, kicks Mario in the stomach. Marioon, jak pulls him in for a power bomb! Mario goes down with a Ma ma miya, it echoes thorugh the crowd who are in disbelief! Jak, stumbles over to King, he runs in but gets a flying kick in the head from Munch, everyone forgot about them, but Bill had tagged in the little man! Munch hops over to the ropes, bounces off and comes back and dives onto King, Mario has tagged Luigi back in, (Luigi had gone to get out a tabel and set it up in the ring) Munch is still pummeling King and after a few minutes more he tags the four eyed Bill back in, very confidently he runs over to Luigi, with his arm out going for a clothes line. King is stumbling up, makes the tag to Jak, Who goes over to Bill and Luigi. Bill is about to hit with the move but Luigi ducks, gets him in a supplex position and tries to lift him, unable to Jak comes in and helps, the two lift the creator of Microsoft up into the heavens and bring him back down to hell through a wooden table!
Bill is out cold and the two men who were just parteners for a brief second go back at it! Luigi punches Jak but Jak grabs his fist and flips him over, he nods to King and begins to stomp on Luigi. King returns with a steel chair and hands it over to jak, while Luigi is down on the floor! He grasps the chair and hits Luigi in the head with it, he then drops the chair, drags Luigi over it and climbs the top rope, as he does so, Mario runs in with the bell and hits King with it, who falls from the ring and onto the floor, then he smacks the bell on Jak, who falls down form the tp roe and onto Luigi. Mario moves over to Munch and tries to hit him but misses, Munch gives mario a low blow and pushes him down Munch himself climbs the top rope and dives over to Mario who takes a hard hit, Munch does too and stuggles to get up. Everyone is out(especially Bill) but Daxter moves his tennage companion jak over Luigi and the ref begins to count, 1, 2, thr again it is stopped by Mario who barely makes it in time, Luigi is staggernig back up and reaches for the chair used on him, he hits jak with it and goes for the pin himself, 1, 2, 3!!!!!!
The Mushroom Kingdom music plays as Mario and Luigi are declared the winners! They are given the belts and walk off up the ramp!
As they walk off Bil gets up form being knocked out and takes amicrophone
" Hey, you two! You may have won this time but we want a re-match!"
The plumbing brothers look at him and nod, but for the moment it seems Nintendo are the champions! Will Bill get his re-match or will he go home and cry to his mummy?
Hope you all enjoyed it
Sir Auron
:)