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‘Swoooooosh’ The sound of an icy wind fills the arena and the lights all change to a cold shade of pale blue. But what’s this all about Ice Blaster isn’t booked on tonight’s card? Jim Ross looks at Jerry The King Lawler puzzled and asks ‘What’s this all about?’ Jerry replies ‘Don’t ask me, YOU’RE the senior vice-president of talent relations!’
“Ladies and gentlemen, Ice Blaster!” Lillian Garcia makes a rushed announcement as IB grabs the microphone. “You know something fans?” A fairly decent pop goes up for Ice Blaster, who is one of the more popular memebers of the SRW CAW Roster. “Ever since the last edition of SRW Magazine hit the shelves with it’s list of statistics, all I’ve heard in the back is taunting and sniggering from the guys who tell me I’m the worst wrestler in this federation. Well, I know damn well that I’m not and I’m gonna go about proving it tonight!” A big ‘oooh’ goes up from the fans as they wonder what IB could be planning to do! “I’m issuing an open challenge to any CAW on a so-called hot streak to a onw on one match up in this ring TONIGHT!” Woah! Strong stuff from The Cold One!
Ice Blaster paces up and down anxiously waiting for his challenge to be answered. No-one comes. “Come on, their must be someone out the back who thinks they can further their winning ways against me!” ‘Weeeeeeeeell, wellll I’m a CABBAGE MAN!!’ Cabbage Man’s music suddenly fills the arena as The Next Big Vegetable himself emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, with a microphone in his hand. “Ice Blaster, I will take you on tonight! Prepare to be cabbaged!” With that Cabbage Man sprints to the ring and these two young supertars begin trading right hands!
Referee Jimmy Corderas sprints to the ring and calls for the opening bell! Looks like this match has just been officially sanctioned! Ice Blaster blocks a right hand from The Cabbage Man and hits a side-kick straight into Cabbage Man’s guts! Cabbage man doubles over and Ice nearly kicks his head staright off with a round house to the temple! The Next Big veg slumps to the canvas and Ice Blaster goes for the cover...1...2...Cabbage Man rolls the shoulder at two!
Ice Blaster drags Cabbage back to his feet and hits a vicious snap-suplex! Cabbage Man clutches at his back as he is dragged up to his feet again! Ice Blaster goes behind and goes for a back-suplex. Cabbage man blocks it though and comes down with a headlock...Cabbage man runs forward and drives The Cold One’s head into the canvas with some sort of modified Bulldog! As Ice Blaster staggers to his feet Cabbage Man quickly locks in a front-face lock and then a snap suplex with amazing velocity! Cabbage Man floats straight over into the pin...he’s hooked the far leg! 1...2...Kick out from Ice Blaster, but just barely!
Cabbage Man looks a little bit frustrated but he carries on his assault, Irish Whip, no! Ice Blaster holds on and hits a crescent kick on The Next Big Veg! Cabbage Man goes for a right hand, but Ice Blaster blocks it and ICE ON FIRE!!! A jumping kick right into the Cabbage Man’s face! Cabbage Man slumps to the canvas but Ice Blaster isn’t going for the cover! He signals to the fans that he’s going up to the top rope! This could be a mistake! Ice Blaster perches on the top rope. Cabbage Man is up to his feet, but he’s on rubber legs, he staggers, turns AND...ICE BLASTER launches himself...THE ICE BOMB!!! A missile dropkick from the top rope! Ice Blaster makes the cover...1...2...3!!! No wait!!! Cabbage Man had his foot on the bottom rope! Jimmy Corderas just saw it and orders Ice Blaster who thought he just won, to continue in this match!
Ice Blaster protests that he should have won...LOW BLOW!!! Ice Blaster was so close to Jimmy that the zebra didn’t see Cabbage Man burying a blow where the sun doesn’t shine! Schoolboy roll-up! 1...2...But Ice Blaster finds the energy to kick out! Cabbage Man looks amazed! But he whips Ice Blaster into the corner! He follows in, CABBAGE SPLASH!!! Ice Blaster staggers out of the corner and falls flat on his face as Cabbage Man goes up top...He’s going for the Cabbage-sault! Cabbage Man launches himself but Ice Blaster quickly rolls out of the way and Cabbage Man crash lands on the canvas!
Cabbage Man hit with such force that he bounced back onto his feet, but he is bent over double and Ice Blaster quickly and fluidly has The next big veg’s arms behind his back...AND...THE ICE BLOCK!!! Cover by Ice Blaster!...1...2...3!!! Ice Blaster gets the duke!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner...ICE BLASTER!!!”
Ice Blaster looks relieved to have picked up the win and he celebrates with the fans at ringside!
“Ladies and gentlemen, Ice Blaster!” Lillian Garcia makes a rushed announcement as IB grabs the microphone. “You know something fans?” A fairly decent pop goes up for Ice Blaster, who is one of the more popular memebers of the SRW CAW Roster. “Ever since the last edition of SRW Magazine hit the shelves with it’s list of statistics, all I’ve heard in the back is taunting and sniggering from the guys who tell me I’m the worst wrestler in this federation. Well, I know damn well that I’m not and I’m gonna go about proving it tonight!” A big ‘oooh’ goes up from the fans as they wonder what IB could be planning to do! “I’m issuing an open challenge to any CAW on a so-called hot streak to a onw on one match up in this ring TONIGHT!” Woah! Strong stuff from The Cold One!
Ice Blaster paces up and down anxiously waiting for his challenge to be answered. No-one comes. “Come on, their must be someone out the back who thinks they can further their winning ways against me!” ‘Weeeeeeeeell, wellll I’m a CABBAGE MAN!!’ Cabbage Man’s music suddenly fills the arena as The Next Big Vegetable himself emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, with a microphone in his hand. “Ice Blaster, I will take you on tonight! Prepare to be cabbaged!” With that Cabbage Man sprints to the ring and these two young supertars begin trading right hands!
Referee Jimmy Corderas sprints to the ring and calls for the opening bell! Looks like this match has just been officially sanctioned! Ice Blaster blocks a right hand from The Cabbage Man and hits a side-kick straight into Cabbage Man’s guts! Cabbage man doubles over and Ice nearly kicks his head staright off with a round house to the temple! The Next Big veg slumps to the canvas and Ice Blaster goes for the cover...1...2...Cabbage Man rolls the shoulder at two!
Ice Blaster drags Cabbage back to his feet and hits a vicious snap-suplex! Cabbage Man clutches at his back as he is dragged up to his feet again! Ice Blaster goes behind and goes for a back-suplex. Cabbage man blocks it though and comes down with a headlock...Cabbage man runs forward and drives The Cold One’s head into the canvas with some sort of modified Bulldog! As Ice Blaster staggers to his feet Cabbage Man quickly locks in a front-face lock and then a snap suplex with amazing velocity! Cabbage Man floats straight over into the pin...he’s hooked the far leg! 1...2...Kick out from Ice Blaster, but just barely!
Cabbage Man looks a little bit frustrated but he carries on his assault, Irish Whip, no! Ice Blaster holds on and hits a crescent kick on The Next Big Veg! Cabbage Man goes for a right hand, but Ice Blaster blocks it and ICE ON FIRE!!! A jumping kick right into the Cabbage Man’s face! Cabbage Man slumps to the canvas but Ice Blaster isn’t going for the cover! He signals to the fans that he’s going up to the top rope! This could be a mistake! Ice Blaster perches on the top rope. Cabbage Man is up to his feet, but he’s on rubber legs, he staggers, turns AND...ICE BLASTER launches himself...THE ICE BOMB!!! A missile dropkick from the top rope! Ice Blaster makes the cover...1...2...3!!! No wait!!! Cabbage Man had his foot on the bottom rope! Jimmy Corderas just saw it and orders Ice Blaster who thought he just won, to continue in this match!
Ice Blaster protests that he should have won...LOW BLOW!!! Ice Blaster was so close to Jimmy that the zebra didn’t see Cabbage Man burying a blow where the sun doesn’t shine! Schoolboy roll-up! 1...2...But Ice Blaster finds the energy to kick out! Cabbage Man looks amazed! But he whips Ice Blaster into the corner! He follows in, CABBAGE SPLASH!!! Ice Blaster staggers out of the corner and falls flat on his face as Cabbage Man goes up top...He’s going for the Cabbage-sault! Cabbage Man launches himself but Ice Blaster quickly rolls out of the way and Cabbage Man crash lands on the canvas!
Cabbage Man hit with such force that he bounced back onto his feet, but he is bent over double and Ice Blaster quickly and fluidly has The next big veg’s arms behind his back...AND...THE ICE BLOCK!!! Cover by Ice Blaster!...1...2...3!!! Ice Blaster gets the duke!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner...ICE BLASTER!!!”
Ice Blaster looks relieved to have picked up the win and he celebrates with the fans at ringside!
Again, good work Cong. Reminds me of quite a few things the WWE have done like that.
Hehe, well done Ice Blaster.
Good match Cong Man, but it's a shame I lost.
:-(
:D
:-(
:D
You know, I knew someone would attempt this just to get Ice Blaster a win... :D
Heh, top of the division vs bottom of the division, and IB pulled off the victory.
Nice little match there, Congie.
Nice little match there, Congie.
‘Swoooooosh’ The sound of an icy wind fills the arena and the lights all change to a cold shade of pale blue. But what’s this all about Ice Blaster isn’t booked on tonight’s card? Jim Ross looks at Jerry The King Lawler puzzled and asks ‘What’s this all about?’ Jerry replies ‘Don’t ask me, YOU’RE the senior vice-president of talent relations!’
“Ladies and gentlemen, Ice Blaster!” Lillian Garcia makes a rushed announcement as IB grabs the microphone. “You know something fans?” A fairly decent pop goes up for Ice Blaster, who is one of the more popular memebers of the SRW CAW Roster. “Ever since the last edition of SRW Magazine hit the shelves with it’s list of statistics, all I’ve heard in the back is taunting and sniggering from the guys who tell me I’m the worst wrestler in this federation. Well, I know damn well that I’m not and I’m gonna go about proving it tonight!” A big ‘oooh’ goes up from the fans as they wonder what IB could be planning to do! “I’m issuing an open challenge to any CAW on a so-called hot streak to a onw on one match up in this ring TONIGHT!” Woah! Strong stuff from The Cold One!
Ice Blaster paces up and down anxiously waiting for his challenge to be answered. No-one comes. “Come on, their must be someone out the back who thinks they can further their winning ways against me!” ‘Weeeeeeeeell, wellll I’m a CABBAGE MAN!!’ Cabbage Man’s music suddenly fills the arena as The Next Big Vegetable himself emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, with a microphone in his hand. “Ice Blaster, I will take you on tonight! Prepare to be cabbaged!” With that Cabbage Man sprints to the ring and these two young supertars begin trading right hands!
Referee Jimmy Corderas sprints to the ring and calls for the opening bell! Looks like this match has just been officially sanctioned! Ice Blaster blocks a right hand from The Cabbage Man and hits a side-kick straight into Cabbage Man’s guts! Cabbage man doubles over and Ice nearly kicks his head staright off with a round house to the temple! The Next Big veg slumps to the canvas and Ice Blaster goes for the cover...1...2...Cabbage Man rolls the shoulder at two!
Ice Blaster drags Cabbage back to his feet and hits a vicious snap-suplex! Cabbage Man clutches at his back as he is dragged up to his feet again! Ice Blaster goes behind and goes for a back-suplex. Cabbage man blocks it though and comes down with a headlock...Cabbage man runs forward and drives The Cold One’s head into the canvas with some sort of modified Bulldog! As Ice Blaster staggers to his feet Cabbage Man quickly locks in a front-face lock and then a snap suplex with amazing velocity! Cabbage Man floats straight over into the pin...he’s hooked the far leg! 1...2...Kick out from Ice Blaster, but just barely!
Cabbage Man looks a little bit frustrated but he carries on his assault, Irish Whip, no! Ice Blaster holds on and hits a crescent kick on The Next Big Veg! Cabbage Man goes for a right hand, but Ice Blaster blocks it and ICE ON FIRE!!! A jumping kick right into the Cabbage Man’s face! Cabbage Man slumps to the canvas but Ice Blaster isn’t going for the cover! He signals to the fans that he’s going up to the top rope! This could be a mistake! Ice Blaster perches on the top rope. Cabbage Man is up to his feet, but he’s on rubber legs, he staggers, turns AND...ICE BLASTER launches himself...THE ICE BOMB!!! A missile dropkick from the top rope! Ice Blaster makes the cover...1...2...3!!! No wait!!! Cabbage Man had his foot on the bottom rope! Jimmy Corderas just saw it and orders Ice Blaster who thought he just won, to continue in this match!
Ice Blaster protests that he should have won...LOW BLOW!!! Ice Blaster was so close to Jimmy that the zebra didn’t see Cabbage Man burying a blow where the sun doesn’t shine! Schoolboy roll-up! 1...2...But Ice Blaster finds the energy to kick out! Cabbage Man looks amazed! But he whips Ice Blaster into the corner! He follows in, CABBAGE SPLASH!!! Ice Blaster staggers out of the corner and falls flat on his face as Cabbage Man goes up top...He’s going for the Cabbage-sault! Cabbage Man launches himself but Ice Blaster quickly rolls out of the way and Cabbage Man crash lands on the canvas!
Cabbage Man hit with such force that he bounced back onto his feet, but he is bent over double and Ice Blaster quickly and fluidly has The next big veg’s arms behind his back...AND...THE ICE BLOCK!!! Cover by Ice Blaster!...1...2...3!!! Ice Blaster gets the duke!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner...ICE BLASTER!!!”
Ice Blaster looks relieved to have picked up the win and he celebrates with the fans at ringside!
“Ladies and gentlemen, Ice Blaster!” Lillian Garcia makes a rushed announcement as IB grabs the microphone. “You know something fans?” A fairly decent pop goes up for Ice Blaster, who is one of the more popular memebers of the SRW CAW Roster. “Ever since the last edition of SRW Magazine hit the shelves with it’s list of statistics, all I’ve heard in the back is taunting and sniggering from the guys who tell me I’m the worst wrestler in this federation. Well, I know damn well that I’m not and I’m gonna go about proving it tonight!” A big ‘oooh’ goes up from the fans as they wonder what IB could be planning to do! “I’m issuing an open challenge to any CAW on a so-called hot streak to a onw on one match up in this ring TONIGHT!” Woah! Strong stuff from The Cold One!
Ice Blaster paces up and down anxiously waiting for his challenge to be answered. No-one comes. “Come on, their must be someone out the back who thinks they can further their winning ways against me!” ‘Weeeeeeeeell, wellll I’m a CABBAGE MAN!!’ Cabbage Man’s music suddenly fills the arena as The Next Big Vegetable himself emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, with a microphone in his hand. “Ice Blaster, I will take you on tonight! Prepare to be cabbaged!” With that Cabbage Man sprints to the ring and these two young supertars begin trading right hands!
Referee Jimmy Corderas sprints to the ring and calls for the opening bell! Looks like this match has just been officially sanctioned! Ice Blaster blocks a right hand from The Cabbage Man and hits a side-kick straight into Cabbage Man’s guts! Cabbage man doubles over and Ice nearly kicks his head staright off with a round house to the temple! The Next Big veg slumps to the canvas and Ice Blaster goes for the cover...1...2...Cabbage Man rolls the shoulder at two!
Ice Blaster drags Cabbage back to his feet and hits a vicious snap-suplex! Cabbage Man clutches at his back as he is dragged up to his feet again! Ice Blaster goes behind and goes for a back-suplex. Cabbage man blocks it though and comes down with a headlock...Cabbage man runs forward and drives The Cold One’s head into the canvas with some sort of modified Bulldog! As Ice Blaster staggers to his feet Cabbage Man quickly locks in a front-face lock and then a snap suplex with amazing velocity! Cabbage Man floats straight over into the pin...he’s hooked the far leg! 1...2...Kick out from Ice Blaster, but just barely!
Cabbage Man looks a little bit frustrated but he carries on his assault, Irish Whip, no! Ice Blaster holds on and hits a crescent kick on The Next Big Veg! Cabbage Man goes for a right hand, but Ice Blaster blocks it and ICE ON FIRE!!! A jumping kick right into the Cabbage Man’s face! Cabbage Man slumps to the canvas but Ice Blaster isn’t going for the cover! He signals to the fans that he’s going up to the top rope! This could be a mistake! Ice Blaster perches on the top rope. Cabbage Man is up to his feet, but he’s on rubber legs, he staggers, turns AND...ICE BLASTER launches himself...THE ICE BOMB!!! A missile dropkick from the top rope! Ice Blaster makes the cover...1...2...3!!! No wait!!! Cabbage Man had his foot on the bottom rope! Jimmy Corderas just saw it and orders Ice Blaster who thought he just won, to continue in this match!
Ice Blaster protests that he should have won...LOW BLOW!!! Ice Blaster was so close to Jimmy that the zebra didn’t see Cabbage Man burying a blow where the sun doesn’t shine! Schoolboy roll-up! 1...2...But Ice Blaster finds the energy to kick out! Cabbage Man looks amazed! But he whips Ice Blaster into the corner! He follows in, CABBAGE SPLASH!!! Ice Blaster staggers out of the corner and falls flat on his face as Cabbage Man goes up top...He’s going for the Cabbage-sault! Cabbage Man launches himself but Ice Blaster quickly rolls out of the way and Cabbage Man crash lands on the canvas!
Cabbage Man hit with such force that he bounced back onto his feet, but he is bent over double and Ice Blaster quickly and fluidly has The next big veg’s arms behind his back...AND...THE ICE BLOCK!!! Cover by Ice Blaster!...1...2...3!!! Ice Blaster gets the duke!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner...ICE BLASTER!!!”
Ice Blaster looks relieved to have picked up the win and he celebrates with the fans at ringside!