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We have some footage backstage before the start of tonight’s triple threat Hardcore Title match.
Raven (Starlight) and Steve Blackman (Ant) are seen chatting. Blackman is spinning his Kendo stick in his usual manner and Raven seems rather impressed by it. Raven says something and they walk off with some purpose.
Shamrock (KR) has just arrived into the arena in a black pickup with the Hardcore Title. The title is on the line 24/7 but he seems confident as he steps out. Wait a moment! It’s Raven and Steve Blackman! They don’t want to wait to get Shamrock in the ring! It seems this Triple threat match is on right now! Shamrock wisely jumps back into the pickup and speeds out of the arena. Raven and Blackman are a little annoyed and search the car park. They find a pickup of their own and speed off after Shamrock. Hold on! Someone just jumped into the back of that pickup with a bin! Who could it be? As the high speed chase continues, we will have a commercial break.
“Come down to Panda King where all the food is bambootasic!”
“The time is coming, the phone is ringing… ‘Hello, I’m Mr. Bean.’ Join Mr. Bean in his new arcade adventure – The Lost Brain!
(Note: This game is a load of rubbish and may not exist. Available in all good game shop and some rubbish ones as well.)
“And there he goes again! Brilliant! Join Murray Walker as he swaps places with madman Steve Irwin and actually hunts down snakes and vicious animals. No holds barred action, action, action!”
Welcome back! We have some recorded footage of an incident out on the top of a motorway bridge near the beach. It seems that Ken Shamrock (KR) has been pulled over by the police. Shamrock is outside the truck talking, here comes Raven (Starlight) and Blackman (Ant)! We might find out who is in the back of that truck now.
Raven wasn’t driving so he is out first and attacks Shamrock. Blackman gets out of the truck, the person from the back of the truck gets out… IT’S CRASH (Grandprix)! Crash raises the bin over his head… Oooh! Blackman back kicks Crash in the groinal area! Blackman grabs the bin, puts Crash in it and rolls him down the hill in the road below! Cars screech and collide. We have received information about the accident. Many people have been seriously hurt but we have good news – Crash is fine!
Shamrock (KR) has managed to shake off Raven (Starlight) and drive off while Blackman (Ant) was distracted. The policeman is restraining Raven while Blackman gets in the truck. Blackman pulls out and Raven jumps into the back. The chase is still on.
That was all taped during the commercials so what we see now is live footage. We are at the beach now. The camera is scanning around… its Shamrock! He’s lying on the beach sunbathing! He must have lost Raven and Blackman. He’s seems very relaxed now. WHAM! Raven hits Shamrock with a beach umbrella! He has a ref with him… 1… 2…
Blackman (Ant) splits it up! Blackman has got his Kendo stick with him… WHACK! It snapped right over Raven’s head! Shamrock (KR) is running towards the pier! Blackman gives chase and Raven (Starlight) is flat out! A few women are walking by and they seem rather interested in Raven. They try to talk to him but they get no reply. They look a bit concerned because he isn’t moving. One of them must be a nurse because she is giving him mouth to mouth. Raven comes round but the camera switches to Shamrock and Blackman who are scrapping it out on the pier. Blackman whips Shamrock into the steel railings. They are fighting towards a building. Blackman is taking control, he walks up to Shamrock, Shamrock has a worried look in his eye, and Blackman dives out of the way. Why did he dive? It’s Raven! Raven is charging at Shamrock!
Shamrock (KR) back body drops Raven (Starlight) into the sea! It’s going to take Raven a little while to get out of there! Shamrock is running towards that building. Blackman (Ant) continues to chase. There are balloons outside of the building, what is going on in there? We see Shamrock run, Blackman runs in a few seconds after. It’s a wedding! There is a lot of dancing going on and they are continuing to dance around Shamrock and Blackman brawling over the dance floor.
This one is going to get messy; they are heading for the food tables. Blackman starts throwing plates at Shamrock, Shamrock has caught one, OOOH! Shamrock connects with a plate in the gut! Shamrock grabs Blackman and slides him across the tables’ barroom style! The wedding party is enjoying this. Shamrock goes to pick up Blackman, trifle all over Shamrock. Shamrock holds onto a table for balance, SUPERKICK FROM BLACKMAN! Shamrock flies over the table! Blackman has to move a few things, cover by Blackman! 1… 2…
3! Blackman (Ant) is the Hardcore champion! He grabs the belt and decides to stay to respect the newlyweds who are just about to cut the cake. Blackman is standing by the cake, WHAM! A wooden chair cracks over the head of Blackman! Shamrock (KR) is back! Shamrock picks Blackman up and SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE CAKE AND TABLE! SHAMROCK LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!
BLACKMAN TAPS! SHAMROCK WINS THE TITLE BACK!
Shamrock is running out of the building. I think he has escaped this encounter.
WINNER: KEN SHAMROCK (KR)
Raven (Starlight) and Steve Blackman (Ant) are seen chatting. Blackman is spinning his Kendo stick in his usual manner and Raven seems rather impressed by it. Raven says something and they walk off with some purpose.
Shamrock (KR) has just arrived into the arena in a black pickup with the Hardcore Title. The title is on the line 24/7 but he seems confident as he steps out. Wait a moment! It’s Raven and Steve Blackman! They don’t want to wait to get Shamrock in the ring! It seems this Triple threat match is on right now! Shamrock wisely jumps back into the pickup and speeds out of the arena. Raven and Blackman are a little annoyed and search the car park. They find a pickup of their own and speed off after Shamrock. Hold on! Someone just jumped into the back of that pickup with a bin! Who could it be? As the high speed chase continues, we will have a commercial break.
“Come down to Panda King where all the food is bambootasic!”
“The time is coming, the phone is ringing… ‘Hello, I’m Mr. Bean.’ Join Mr. Bean in his new arcade adventure – The Lost Brain!
(Note: This game is a load of rubbish and may not exist. Available in all good game shop and some rubbish ones as well.)
“And there he goes again! Brilliant! Join Murray Walker as he swaps places with madman Steve Irwin and actually hunts down snakes and vicious animals. No holds barred action, action, action!”
Welcome back! We have some recorded footage of an incident out on the top of a motorway bridge near the beach. It seems that Ken Shamrock (KR) has been pulled over by the police. Shamrock is outside the truck talking, here comes Raven (Starlight) and Blackman (Ant)! We might find out who is in the back of that truck now.
Raven wasn’t driving so he is out first and attacks Shamrock. Blackman gets out of the truck, the person from the back of the truck gets out… IT’S CRASH (Grandprix)! Crash raises the bin over his head… Oooh! Blackman back kicks Crash in the groinal area! Blackman grabs the bin, puts Crash in it and rolls him down the hill in the road below! Cars screech and collide. We have received information about the accident. Many people have been seriously hurt but we have good news – Crash is fine!
Shamrock (KR) has managed to shake off Raven (Starlight) and drive off while Blackman (Ant) was distracted. The policeman is restraining Raven while Blackman gets in the truck. Blackman pulls out and Raven jumps into the back. The chase is still on.
That was all taped during the commercials so what we see now is live footage. We are at the beach now. The camera is scanning around… its Shamrock! He’s lying on the beach sunbathing! He must have lost Raven and Blackman. He’s seems very relaxed now. WHAM! Raven hits Shamrock with a beach umbrella! He has a ref with him… 1… 2…
Blackman (Ant) splits it up! Blackman has got his Kendo stick with him… WHACK! It snapped right over Raven’s head! Shamrock (KR) is running towards the pier! Blackman gives chase and Raven (Starlight) is flat out! A few women are walking by and they seem rather interested in Raven. They try to talk to him but they get no reply. They look a bit concerned because he isn’t moving. One of them must be a nurse because she is giving him mouth to mouth. Raven comes round but the camera switches to Shamrock and Blackman who are scrapping it out on the pier. Blackman whips Shamrock into the steel railings. They are fighting towards a building. Blackman is taking control, he walks up to Shamrock, Shamrock has a worried look in his eye, and Blackman dives out of the way. Why did he dive? It’s Raven! Raven is charging at Shamrock!
Shamrock (KR) back body drops Raven (Starlight) into the sea! It’s going to take Raven a little while to get out of there! Shamrock is running towards that building. Blackman (Ant) continues to chase. There are balloons outside of the building, what is going on in there? We see Shamrock run, Blackman runs in a few seconds after. It’s a wedding! There is a lot of dancing going on and they are continuing to dance around Shamrock and Blackman brawling over the dance floor.
This one is going to get messy; they are heading for the food tables. Blackman starts throwing plates at Shamrock, Shamrock has caught one, OOOH! Shamrock connects with a plate in the gut! Shamrock grabs Blackman and slides him across the tables’ barroom style! The wedding party is enjoying this. Shamrock goes to pick up Blackman, trifle all over Shamrock. Shamrock holds onto a table for balance, SUPERKICK FROM BLACKMAN! Shamrock flies over the table! Blackman has to move a few things, cover by Blackman! 1… 2…
3! Blackman (Ant) is the Hardcore champion! He grabs the belt and decides to stay to respect the newlyweds who are just about to cut the cake. Blackman is standing by the cake, WHAM! A wooden chair cracks over the head of Blackman! Shamrock (KR) is back! Shamrock picks Blackman up and SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE CAKE AND TABLE! SHAMROCK LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!
BLACKMAN TAPS! SHAMROCK WINS THE TITLE BACK!
Shamrock is running out of the building. I think he has escaped this encounter.
WINNER: KEN SHAMROCK (KR)
Sorry i haven't replyed till now Grandprix but that was one hell of a match.
Excellant.
Excellant.
Ah, the creative licence allowed by harcore matches...
Brill match Grandprix. :D
Brill match Grandprix. :D
I think more people should read this masterpiece. :D
Brilliant match GP! One of the most entertaining and action packed matches I've read in quite a while.
Shamrock retains that title yet again...
Shamrock retains that title yet again...
Cheers for the comments. I decided to be a little more outrageous in this match. Seems to have come out okay.
Damn my obsession with wedding cakes. :D Ah well, at least I'm now a 2-time Hardcore Champion.
Loved every second of that match, especially the bit on the beach for some reason with Shamrock (KR) sunbathing. Top quality entertainment.
Loved every second of that match, especially the bit on the beach for some reason with Shamrock (KR) sunbathing. Top quality entertainment.
Great match!!!!!!
i won again :D
i won again :D
Fabulous! Really!
I didn't win but I don't care, that was a great match! Very well done, excellent idea with the locations, I liked the dance floor brawl best, I can just imagine it.
Probably one of my most favourite matches by you ever GP. :0)
I didn't win but I don't care, that was a great match! Very well done, excellent idea with the locations, I liked the dance floor brawl best, I can just imagine it.
Probably one of my most favourite matches by you ever GP. :0)
We have some footage backstage before the start of tonight’s triple threat Hardcore Title match.
Raven (Starlight) and Steve Blackman (Ant) are seen chatting. Blackman is spinning his Kendo stick in his usual manner and Raven seems rather impressed by it. Raven says something and they walk off with some purpose.
Shamrock (KR) has just arrived into the arena in a black pickup with the Hardcore Title. The title is on the line 24/7 but he seems confident as he steps out. Wait a moment! It’s Raven and Steve Blackman! They don’t want to wait to get Shamrock in the ring! It seems this Triple threat match is on right now! Shamrock wisely jumps back into the pickup and speeds out of the arena. Raven and Blackman are a little annoyed and search the car park. They find a pickup of their own and speed off after Shamrock. Hold on! Someone just jumped into the back of that pickup with a bin! Who could it be? As the high speed chase continues, we will have a commercial break.
“Come down to Panda King where all the food is bambootasic!”
“The time is coming, the phone is ringing… ‘Hello, I’m Mr. Bean.’ Join Mr. Bean in his new arcade adventure – The Lost Brain!
(Note: This game is a load of rubbish and may not exist. Available in all good game shop and some rubbish ones as well.)
“And there he goes again! Brilliant! Join Murray Walker as he swaps places with madman Steve Irwin and actually hunts down snakes and vicious animals. No holds barred action, action, action!”
Welcome back! We have some recorded footage of an incident out on the top of a motorway bridge near the beach. It seems that Ken Shamrock (KR) has been pulled over by the police. Shamrock is outside the truck talking, here comes Raven (Starlight) and Blackman (Ant)! We might find out who is in the back of that truck now.
Raven wasn’t driving so he is out first and attacks Shamrock. Blackman gets out of the truck, the person from the back of the truck gets out… IT’S CRASH (Grandprix)! Crash raises the bin over his head… Oooh! Blackman back kicks Crash in the groinal area! Blackman grabs the bin, puts Crash in it and rolls him down the hill in the road below! Cars screech and collide. We have received information about the accident. Many people have been seriously hurt but we have good news – Crash is fine!
Shamrock (KR) has managed to shake off Raven (Starlight) and drive off while Blackman (Ant) was distracted. The policeman is restraining Raven while Blackman gets in the truck. Blackman pulls out and Raven jumps into the back. The chase is still on.
That was all taped during the commercials so what we see now is live footage. We are at the beach now. The camera is scanning around… its Shamrock! He’s lying on the beach sunbathing! He must have lost Raven and Blackman. He’s seems very relaxed now. WHAM! Raven hits Shamrock with a beach umbrella! He has a ref with him… 1… 2…
Blackman (Ant) splits it up! Blackman has got his Kendo stick with him… WHACK! It snapped right over Raven’s head! Shamrock (KR) is running towards the pier! Blackman gives chase and Raven (Starlight) is flat out! A few women are walking by and they seem rather interested in Raven. They try to talk to him but they get no reply. They look a bit concerned because he isn’t moving. One of them must be a nurse because she is giving him mouth to mouth. Raven comes round but the camera switches to Shamrock and Blackman who are scrapping it out on the pier. Blackman whips Shamrock into the steel railings. They are fighting towards a building. Blackman is taking control, he walks up to Shamrock, Shamrock has a worried look in his eye, and Blackman dives out of the way. Why did he dive? It’s Raven! Raven is charging at Shamrock!
Shamrock (KR) back body drops Raven (Starlight) into the sea! It’s going to take Raven a little while to get out of there! Shamrock is running towards that building. Blackman (Ant) continues to chase. There are balloons outside of the building, what is going on in there? We see Shamrock run, Blackman runs in a few seconds after. It’s a wedding! There is a lot of dancing going on and they are continuing to dance around Shamrock and Blackman brawling over the dance floor.
This one is going to get messy; they are heading for the food tables. Blackman starts throwing plates at Shamrock, Shamrock has caught one, OOOH! Shamrock connects with a plate in the gut! Shamrock grabs Blackman and slides him across the tables’ barroom style! The wedding party is enjoying this. Shamrock goes to pick up Blackman, trifle all over Shamrock. Shamrock holds onto a table for balance, SUPERKICK FROM BLACKMAN! Shamrock flies over the table! Blackman has to move a few things, cover by Blackman! 1… 2…
3! Blackman (Ant) is the Hardcore champion! He grabs the belt and decides to stay to respect the newlyweds who are just about to cut the cake. Blackman is standing by the cake, WHAM! A wooden chair cracks over the head of Blackman! Shamrock (KR) is back! Shamrock picks Blackman up and SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE CAKE AND TABLE! SHAMROCK LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!
BLACKMAN TAPS! SHAMROCK WINS THE TITLE BACK!
Shamrock is running out of the building. I think he has escaped this encounter.
WINNER: KEN SHAMROCK (KR)
Raven (Starlight) and Steve Blackman (Ant) are seen chatting. Blackman is spinning his Kendo stick in his usual manner and Raven seems rather impressed by it. Raven says something and they walk off with some purpose.
Shamrock (KR) has just arrived into the arena in a black pickup with the Hardcore Title. The title is on the line 24/7 but he seems confident as he steps out. Wait a moment! It’s Raven and Steve Blackman! They don’t want to wait to get Shamrock in the ring! It seems this Triple threat match is on right now! Shamrock wisely jumps back into the pickup and speeds out of the arena. Raven and Blackman are a little annoyed and search the car park. They find a pickup of their own and speed off after Shamrock. Hold on! Someone just jumped into the back of that pickup with a bin! Who could it be? As the high speed chase continues, we will have a commercial break.
“Come down to Panda King where all the food is bambootasic!”
“The time is coming, the phone is ringing… ‘Hello, I’m Mr. Bean.’ Join Mr. Bean in his new arcade adventure – The Lost Brain!
(Note: This game is a load of rubbish and may not exist. Available in all good game shop and some rubbish ones as well.)
“And there he goes again! Brilliant! Join Murray Walker as he swaps places with madman Steve Irwin and actually hunts down snakes and vicious animals. No holds barred action, action, action!”
Welcome back! We have some recorded footage of an incident out on the top of a motorway bridge near the beach. It seems that Ken Shamrock (KR) has been pulled over by the police. Shamrock is outside the truck talking, here comes Raven (Starlight) and Blackman (Ant)! We might find out who is in the back of that truck now.
Raven wasn’t driving so he is out first and attacks Shamrock. Blackman gets out of the truck, the person from the back of the truck gets out… IT’S CRASH (Grandprix)! Crash raises the bin over his head… Oooh! Blackman back kicks Crash in the groinal area! Blackman grabs the bin, puts Crash in it and rolls him down the hill in the road below! Cars screech and collide. We have received information about the accident. Many people have been seriously hurt but we have good news – Crash is fine!
Shamrock (KR) has managed to shake off Raven (Starlight) and drive off while Blackman (Ant) was distracted. The policeman is restraining Raven while Blackman gets in the truck. Blackman pulls out and Raven jumps into the back. The chase is still on.
That was all taped during the commercials so what we see now is live footage. We are at the beach now. The camera is scanning around… its Shamrock! He’s lying on the beach sunbathing! He must have lost Raven and Blackman. He’s seems very relaxed now. WHAM! Raven hits Shamrock with a beach umbrella! He has a ref with him… 1… 2…
Blackman (Ant) splits it up! Blackman has got his Kendo stick with him… WHACK! It snapped right over Raven’s head! Shamrock (KR) is running towards the pier! Blackman gives chase and Raven (Starlight) is flat out! A few women are walking by and they seem rather interested in Raven. They try to talk to him but they get no reply. They look a bit concerned because he isn’t moving. One of them must be a nurse because she is giving him mouth to mouth. Raven comes round but the camera switches to Shamrock and Blackman who are scrapping it out on the pier. Blackman whips Shamrock into the steel railings. They are fighting towards a building. Blackman is taking control, he walks up to Shamrock, Shamrock has a worried look in his eye, and Blackman dives out of the way. Why did he dive? It’s Raven! Raven is charging at Shamrock!
Shamrock (KR) back body drops Raven (Starlight) into the sea! It’s going to take Raven a little while to get out of there! Shamrock is running towards that building. Blackman (Ant) continues to chase. There are balloons outside of the building, what is going on in there? We see Shamrock run, Blackman runs in a few seconds after. It’s a wedding! There is a lot of dancing going on and they are continuing to dance around Shamrock and Blackman brawling over the dance floor.
This one is going to get messy; they are heading for the food tables. Blackman starts throwing plates at Shamrock, Shamrock has caught one, OOOH! Shamrock connects with a plate in the gut! Shamrock grabs Blackman and slides him across the tables’ barroom style! The wedding party is enjoying this. Shamrock goes to pick up Blackman, trifle all over Shamrock. Shamrock holds onto a table for balance, SUPERKICK FROM BLACKMAN! Shamrock flies over the table! Blackman has to move a few things, cover by Blackman! 1… 2…
3! Blackman (Ant) is the Hardcore champion! He grabs the belt and decides to stay to respect the newlyweds who are just about to cut the cake. Blackman is standing by the cake, WHAM! A wooden chair cracks over the head of Blackman! Shamrock (KR) is back! Shamrock picks Blackman up and SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE CAKE AND TABLE! SHAMROCK LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!
BLACKMAN TAPS! SHAMROCK WINS THE TITLE BACK!
Shamrock is running out of the building. I think he has escaped this encounter.
WINNER: KEN SHAMROCK (KR)