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I remember the day when he landed on that island
he was red he was fat and he wore a great big cap
I remember the day when he landed on that island,
Rest and peace and quiet at mind.
However, things didn't quite go to hand,
a giant adventure he was soon to find!
Sea, sand and a lot of warm sun,
All Mario wanted was a rest and some fun.
He wanted relaxation, and maybe a tan,
But spoilt, it all was, by that lookalike man.
Why can't things ever go right,
for that man in red dungarees so tight?
Off he went, to find his contraption,
Sounds a bit like Luigi's Mansion!
At least this time he didn't have to rescue his girl,
She was safe at home in her Disneyland castle.
Brown sludgy paint, over everything he hurled,
that lookalike Mario, what an a$$hole!
Clearing up a mess was Mario's new job,
Maybe mario shouldn't have opened his gob.
A vacation he wanted, someone must have known,
as there's always trouble wherever Mario is going.
For now I shall end this rap,
After all it's just some crap,
to copy my other little thread,
the one about Luigi instead.
Rest and peace and quiet at mind.
However, things didn't quite go to hand,
a giant adventure he was soon to find!
Sea, sand and a lot of warm sun,
All Mario wanted was a rest and some fun.
He wanted relaxation, and maybe a tan,
But spoilt, it all was, by that lookalike man.
Why can't things ever go right,
for that man in red dungarees so tight?
Off he went, to find his contraption,
Sounds a bit like Luigi's Mansion!
At least this time he didn't have to rescue his girl,
She was safe at home in her Disneyland castle.
Brown sludgy paint, over everything he hurled,
that lookalike Mario, what an a$$hole!
Clearing up a mess was Mario's new job,
Maybe mario shouldn't have opened his gob.
A vacation he wanted, someone must have known,
as there's always trouble wherever Mario is going.
For now I shall end this rap,
After all it's just some crap,
to copy my other little thread,
the one about Luigi instead.
Im only wearing underpants because I got undressed......
Hoho, this sucks.
Hoho, this sucks.
Hercules! wrote:
> Im only wearing underpants because I got undressed......
>
> Hoho, this sucks.
lol, that's why I decided to finish it all in one :D
> Im only wearing underpants because I got undressed......
>
> Hoho, this sucks.
lol, that's why I decided to finish it all in one :D
Hercules! wrote:
> Im only wearing underpants because I got undressed......
>
> Hoho, this sucks.
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LOL! Excellenté.
> Im only wearing underpants because I got undressed......
>
> Hoho, this sucks.
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LOL! Excellenté.
I love you two aswell.
Thankyou, thankyou.
;D
Thankyou, thankyou.
;D
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