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I was outside the Channel 4 studio eating a burger as you do, when as I went to put my wrapper in the bin I noticed a formal piece of paper in the bin I thought about whether to look at it. I took it out the bin and read it, The document had plans for 4 different top secret Big Brother films about the different housemates and I couldn’t just keep it to myself so I thought I’d tell you guys and gals.
Hair Dye With A Vengeance:
The Ginger Warrior has an evil plan up his sleeves to kill all gingers from the planet. He had killed all the natural gingers who were proud of their hair colour and now he’s stopped the production of hair dye meaning that Tim has just three weeks to kill the Ginger Warrior or Tim’s hair will be ginger again and his life on this planet will be no more. The problem is Tim cannot go out after 10 pm because he wears contact lenses and he isn’t going to waste time putting a new pair in which means he can only get The Ginger Warrior in the day time.
The Germinator:
Johnny the personal hygiene expert wee's in the shower, farts on the sofa and is a general hazard to human hygiene. Him with his wife (Allison) and best Pal Spencer are trying to make the world think it’s right to do all of these thing whenever they please even at the dinner table. Alex is The Germinator and Sandy The Jockanator have one mission to kill Johnny and his cronies and stop their evil plans to make the world a disgusting place. The Germinator and Johnny have a big showdown at the end in which Alex kills Johnny with some Air freshener this chokes him as he is not used to pleasant smells.
Jade: Pig in the City
Foot and mouth has hit Britain again and all Pig’s must be killed but one has escaped from her sty and is running around in the city trying to fit in and not get caught by the farmers who are out to slay her every chance they get. You will find out that Pigs have feelings to as you see her crying every five minutes about minor things such as getting a little graze on her leg or if one of her nails breaks. She gets completely lost and asks someone where she is and they say “East Anglia” she replies “Where’s the next airport as I need to get home to England”. She is eventually caught when she forgets that she’s meant to be fitting in and starts rolling around in the mud and snorting. She is killed brutally followed by a huge cheer from the crowd watching.
ALee
Lee is out to become the greatest boxing champ ever and one of The Dreamboys whilst he’s trying. You see just how he works up them muscles and how it isn’t just an easy ride becoming a boxer. It show him having to resist the charms of Carmen, Sophie and Adele all in one night just because he has got a boxing match the next day and the annoys him before his match which means he has more anger. You see Lee get his Nike tattoo done every two weeks, as it’s a washable one because he was to scare to have the real thing done as he thought that his muscles were going to pop.
Let’s hope that there is another copy of these ideas and they do make it to the big screen because otherwise I will be quite disappointed.
Hair Dye With A Vengeance:
The Ginger Warrior has an evil plan up his sleeves to kill all gingers from the planet. He had killed all the natural gingers who were proud of their hair colour and now he’s stopped the production of hair dye meaning that Tim has just three weeks to kill the Ginger Warrior or Tim’s hair will be ginger again and his life on this planet will be no more. The problem is Tim cannot go out after 10 pm because he wears contact lenses and he isn’t going to waste time putting a new pair in which means he can only get The Ginger Warrior in the day time.
The Germinator:
Johnny the personal hygiene expert wee's in the shower, farts on the sofa and is a general hazard to human hygiene. Him with his wife (Allison) and best Pal Spencer are trying to make the world think it’s right to do all of these thing whenever they please even at the dinner table. Alex is The Germinator and Sandy The Jockanator have one mission to kill Johnny and his cronies and stop their evil plans to make the world a disgusting place. The Germinator and Johnny have a big showdown at the end in which Alex kills Johnny with some Air freshener this chokes him as he is not used to pleasant smells.
Jade: Pig in the City
Foot and mouth has hit Britain again and all Pig’s must be killed but one has escaped from her sty and is running around in the city trying to fit in and not get caught by the farmers who are out to slay her every chance they get. You will find out that Pigs have feelings to as you see her crying every five minutes about minor things such as getting a little graze on her leg or if one of her nails breaks. She gets completely lost and asks someone where she is and they say “East Anglia” she replies “Where’s the next airport as I need to get home to England”. She is eventually caught when she forgets that she’s meant to be fitting in and starts rolling around in the mud and snorting. She is killed brutally followed by a huge cheer from the crowd watching.
ALee
Lee is out to become the greatest boxing champ ever and one of The Dreamboys whilst he’s trying. You see just how he works up them muscles and how it isn’t just an easy ride becoming a boxer. It show him having to resist the charms of Carmen, Sophie and Adele all in one night just because he has got a boxing match the next day and the annoys him before his match which means he has more anger. You see Lee get his Nike tattoo done every two weeks, as it’s a washable one because he was to scare to have the real thing done as he thought that his muscles were going to pop.
Let’s hope that there is another copy of these ideas and they do make it to the big screen because otherwise I will be quite disappointed.
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Great post. Good ideas especially the Jade: Pig in the city, like that one it sounds fun and also the germinator sounds cool. Keep up the good posts Flying Hawkster.
LOL great post there mate. Like the Jade pig in the city idea.
Chance of GAD there for sure.
Chance of GAD there for sure.
LOL good post, if only more people wrote some good stuff :-)
Edgy wrote:
> Did anyone see Big Brother live on channel 4 last night?
>
> It was bloody terrible!
>
> Jade is, to me, the most annoying person in the world! When I see her
> face on TV I have such a strong urge to punch the screen - even moreso
> than when Charlotte Church appears on TV!
Her singing in the hammock was really doing my head in. She cannot sing at all.
Jonny or Alex to win!
> Did anyone see Big Brother live on channel 4 last night?
>
> It was bloody terrible!
>
> Jade is, to me, the most annoying person in the world! When I see her
> face on TV I have such a strong urge to punch the screen - even moreso
> than when Charlotte Church appears on TV!
Her singing in the hammock was really doing my head in. She cannot sing at all.
Jonny or Alex to win!
Did anyone see Big Brother live on channel 4 last night?
It was bloody terrible!
Jade is, to me, the most annoying person in the world! When I see her face on TV I have such a strong urge to punch the screen - even moreso than when Charlotte Church appears on TV!
If you did see it last night, did you see it when they were all in the shower after going in the pool? Jade kept on squirting everyone with shampoo and kept singing something over and over and over again! That was the most annoying moment ever in TV history as far as I'm converned! Surely they should've played the 'birds' over it so as to protect the ears and sanity of channel 4 viewers!
Believe me, if I was within weapons range, I'd be so tempted to kill her after last night!
It was bloody terrible!
Jade is, to me, the most annoying person in the world! When I see her face on TV I have such a strong urge to punch the screen - even moreso than when Charlotte Church appears on TV!
If you did see it last night, did you see it when they were all in the shower after going in the pool? Jade kept on squirting everyone with shampoo and kept singing something over and over and over again! That was the most annoying moment ever in TV history as far as I'm converned! Surely they should've played the 'birds' over it so as to protect the ears and sanity of channel 4 viewers!
Believe me, if I was within weapons range, I'd be so tempted to kill her after last night!
The Jade one made me laugh... just hate her so much!
LOL, Jade, pig in the city.
Very funny!
Very funny!
Lol, excellent post man. :D
I could just imagine some of those :D
I could just imagine some of those :D
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