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How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
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How men get showered:
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
Rip all clothes off and throw in a pile.
Suck in beer belly and admire how sexy you look.
Admire size of manhood.
Start shower.
Pee in shower.
Wash hair with water for two minutes.
Get out.
Drip all water all over the floor.
Admire yourself in mirror again.
Sit in towel and watch t v until your completely dry.
Put clothes on what you wore two days ago still in a pile on your floor.
How women get showered:
Take off clothes carefully and put them in assorted piles (lights,darks) net to the wash basket.
Stick out belly and complain how fat you are.
Look at boobs and complain there too small and mishapen.
Have a pee before you get in the shower.
Start shower.
Wash hair with shampoo,conditioner etc and wash skin with saop,moisturiser etc, take half an hour.
Get dryed in the shower and put on dressing gown.
Do hair.
Select clothes,not forgetting to complain that you haven't got any new clothes for ages.
Do make up.
The word 'Idiot' springs to mind in this situation...
Speaking of showers im betta go and get one.
Whats wrong with being sexy..?
AfroJoe wrote:
> The word 'Idiot' springs to mind in this situation...
for you replying
> The word 'Idiot' springs to mind in this situation...
for you replying
Major Chip Hazard wrote:
> Speaking of showers im betta go and get one.
glad to be a reminder.
> Speaking of showers im betta go and get one.
glad to be a reminder.
ShadowDragon wrote:
> Even though this was probably a joke (I hope it is 'cos I know I don't
> shower like that, and I feel sorry for you if that's the way you do),
> it's sexist.
>
> *Ahem* Ros... Mystique... Get 'im!!!
i just want to say no i don't shower like that
> Even though this was probably a joke (I hope it is 'cos I know I don't
> shower like that, and I feel sorry for you if that's the way you do),
> it's sexist.
>
> *Ahem* Ros... Mystique... Get 'im!!!
i just want to say no i don't shower like that
Craw wrote:
> Whats wrong with being sexy..?
nothing
> Whats wrong with being sexy..?
nothing
I would just like to set the record straight....I have never ever complained thet my boobs are too small :)
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