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"Ode to internet"

I spend too much time on the internet

But really I don't as most people watch TV instead

And during the day I'd like to go out

But it's damp, windy and very wet

All my mates have jobs because they're boring gits

I want one but people tell me to go away

So I go on the internet

And download free music and games

Once a virus which was my fault incase you didn't know

Ah what a boring summer

Nothing to do but sleep and eat

Sometimes contemplate the theroy of insanity

But watch talk shows instead

Because they have weird fat americans fighting

Which becomes boring and sad

So I pretend I'm cool and read a book

Or go a walk and kick some dogs

But that's boring so I put on the net

That's boring too

So I try to draw

But it looks gay

Summer is boring

Wish I was going on holiday again

The End

:)

get a car

go on a joyride

have the prodigy blazing out of the speakers

quality

Well then your baggered unless you do something you really like. Ok this is what you do firstly think of something you like doing that could be a job or a job you think you would like doing then research into what you need to do to be able to do that job and do it that will keep you occupied for a while

Done all that... still bored.

A very nice poem/post/thing but you know what you could do get a girlfriend or get some friends who also don't have jobs or you could just go on the net and play games

SHEEPY wrote:
> I spend too much time on the internet
>
> But really I don't as most people watch TV instead

I always think that.

I spend too much time on the internet

But really I don't as most people watch TV instead

And during the day I'd like to go out

But it's damp, windy and very wet

All my mates have jobs because they're boring gits

I want one but people tell me to go away

So I go on the internet

And download free music and games

Once a virus which was my fault incase you didn't know

Ah what a boring summer

Nothing to do but sleep and eat

Sometimes contemplate the theroy of insanity

But watch talk shows instead

Because they have weird fat americans fighting

Which becomes boring and sad

So I pretend I'm cool and read a book

Or go a walk and kick some dogs

But that's boring so I put on the net

That's boring too

So I try to draw

But it looks gay

Summer is boring

Wish I was going on holiday again

The End

:)