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This made me wonder a bit when I read it, what do you think :
Loved the article on "spicing up" your relationship with that special piece of machinery in your life. When I first met my beloved Xbox, all was happiness. We loved spending time together, I stared into her eyes for hours. She was like an angel in my life, complete with permanent Halo.
But soon, things became difficult. My Xbox became needy - as soon as I walked in from work she demanded that I spent all my time with her. Sometimes she would demand I revved her up and took her places she'd never been before, like Tokyo, London, New York and San Francisco. Sometimes she just wanted me to spray things all over her.
I became exghausted. Desperate to get away, I begged her to just let me go to the pub with my friends. Instead, she suggested games in which I shared her with my friends. Now she demands satisfaction that only four men pressing all her puttons at once can give her. She wants to up the numbers even more, even engage in such activities with another xbox.. I feel I'm in too deep. Infactuation has turned into obsession. Even now she's eyeing my PC jealously...
That's smoething some guy wrote into OXM with.
Loved the article on "spicing up" your relationship with that special piece of machinery in your life. When I first met my beloved Xbox, all was happiness. We loved spending time together, I stared into her eyes for hours. She was like an angel in my life, complete with permanent Halo.
But soon, things became difficult. My Xbox became needy - as soon as I walked in from work she demanded that I spent all my time with her. Sometimes she would demand I revved her up and took her places she'd never been before, like Tokyo, London, New York and San Francisco. Sometimes she just wanted me to spray things all over her.
I became exghausted. Desperate to get away, I begged her to just let me go to the pub with my friends. Instead, she suggested games in which I shared her with my friends. Now she demands satisfaction that only four men pressing all her puttons at once can give her. She wants to up the numbers even more, even engage in such activities with another xbox.. I feel I'm in too deep. Infactuation has turned into obsession. Even now she's eyeing my PC jealously...
That's smoething some guy wrote into OXM with.
Most Japanese items are small compact and space efficient, Xbox being American would have to be the biggest and the best(processor wise at least)
Roasten wrote:
> Maybe sice it's smaller it would need less attention :)
Yeah I saw one for the first time the other day, couldn't believe how small they are.
> Maybe sice it's smaller it would need less attention :)
Yeah I saw one for the first time the other day, couldn't believe how small they are.
Maybe sice it's smaller it would need less attention :)
Three words of advice: Get a Gamecube.
That guy needs some help
This made me wonder a bit when I read it, what do you think :
Loved the article on "spicing up" your relationship with that special piece of machinery in your life. When I first met my beloved Xbox, all was happiness. We loved spending time together, I stared into her eyes for hours. She was like an angel in my life, complete with permanent Halo.
But soon, things became difficult. My Xbox became needy - as soon as I walked in from work she demanded that I spent all my time with her. Sometimes she would demand I revved her up and took her places she'd never been before, like Tokyo, London, New York and San Francisco. Sometimes she just wanted me to spray things all over her.
I became exghausted. Desperate to get away, I begged her to just let me go to the pub with my friends. Instead, she suggested games in which I shared her with my friends. Now she demands satisfaction that only four men pressing all her puttons at once can give her. She wants to up the numbers even more, even engage in such activities with another xbox.. I feel I'm in too deep. Infactuation has turned into obsession. Even now she's eyeing my PC jealously...
That's smoething some guy wrote into OXM with.
Loved the article on "spicing up" your relationship with that special piece of machinery in your life. When I first met my beloved Xbox, all was happiness. We loved spending time together, I stared into her eyes for hours. She was like an angel in my life, complete with permanent Halo.
But soon, things became difficult. My Xbox became needy - as soon as I walked in from work she demanded that I spent all my time with her. Sometimes she would demand I revved her up and took her places she'd never been before, like Tokyo, London, New York and San Francisco. Sometimes she just wanted me to spray things all over her.
I became exghausted. Desperate to get away, I begged her to just let me go to the pub with my friends. Instead, she suggested games in which I shared her with my friends. Now she demands satisfaction that only four men pressing all her puttons at once can give her. She wants to up the numbers even more, even engage in such activities with another xbox.. I feel I'm in too deep. Infactuation has turned into obsession. Even now she's eyeing my PC jealously...
That's smoething some guy wrote into OXM with.