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Water dude in Mario Sunshine is "drum roll please"
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Baby Bowser, yup Baby Bowser
Also Proffessor E. Gadd invented Mario's water pack and Baby Bowser's fire brush.
Hmm...turns out that Baby Bowser calls Peach 'Mama Peach', I dread to think what Bowser and Peach have been doing everytime he 'kidnaps' (wink iwnk, nudge nudge) her.
Damn, I;m actually going to hire a hypnotists to make me forget all of this.
Also, birdo turns out to be yoshi in drag, and peach and daisy are both fem-bots bought on the internet by wario, who is mario's schizophrenic other side, who only comes out when mario drinks heavily (hence the red nose).
And waluigi is barbra streisland and shigsy miyamotos' secret lovechild.
He turns up everywhere.
*SPOILER* *SPOILER* SPOILER* etc etc
Water dude in Mario Sunshine is "drum roll please"
dddrrrdrrdrdrdrdrrddrdrdrdrdrdrdd
Baby Bowser, yup Baby Bowser