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"Spong?!?!?!?!?!"

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WTF??

whats a spong?????

You want to make fake Turok cases and go in the shop and all come out and say "I've been waiting for this for ages, never thought they would put the release date forward".

You should run a EEGAD were people have to think of ways to screw Jason Reads record attempt up.

ps2_proud dont you think your getting a bit ahead of yourself with your Tagline?

Goatboy wrote:
> I guess from that story, Spong roughly means:
>
> "Fat virgin that lives in a tent for 2 months to get his stupid
> fat hands on a computer game because he has no mates or a
> girlfriend/boyfriend or job."
>
> Roughly.

Damn, i'm glad I'm not like that!

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> We're going to get a promo copy from Acclaim, then walk up to him,
> casually toss him the game and say: "You can have that if you
> want, it's crap."

Has anyone seen that Simpsons episode where Homer is Mr Burns' 'Prank Monkey' and Burns pays him balls of money to do things to make him laugh? One of the things is he buys a copy of The Amazing Spiderman No.1, rips it up and eats it in front of The Comic Book Guy. You want to get a copy of the game, break the CD and give him the pieces and a roll of tape, and rip up and eat some or all of the manual. then just watch his face...

I think you should get some promo copies, and start selling them in the street to passers-by, and when he tries to buy one tell him you're 'all out of stocks'. :D:D

Jez13 wrote:
> What the hell's this all about?

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A Turok fan that's queueing 50 days outside a shop for the the new Turok game to come out.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Hell yeah. We're gonna try and get a whole load and spend the
> afternoon dancing around his tent, smashing the promo copies on the
> floor.

You do that. I will come and film.

ROFL.

Semajal wrote:
> or just creep up and cut his power cable
>
> obviously he needs power for his console because even on one of those
> portable gamecube things batterys wouldn't last.

Apparently he has been supplied with a portable generator.

What the hell's this all about?

or just creep up and cut his power cable

obviously he needs power for his console because even on one of those portable gamecube things batterys wouldn't last. Then he would have 50 days with nohting to do except being laughed at by people.

ALTERNATIVLY!!

you could put a big tent round his tent and charge people to see the "mad freak who ques for 50 days for a game"

could make some good money that way...