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Welcome back to SRW Eclipse where we’re set for a Hardcore Title match...but we here the action started before the two men even got to the arena! Whoa, look at the Special-Tron! The Hardcore Champion Brock Lesnar (DW) and Ken Shamrock (KR) are fighting it out on the some suburban street!
Lesnar (DW) smashes Shamrock (KR)’s head onto the bonnet of a BMW, and then lifts him above his head, showing amazing strength! AND HE SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN ONTO THE CONCRETE! He makes a cover, the ref counts, 1...2...and a kick-out. The ref seems to have counted on some glass on the road, his hand is bleeding!
Lesnar (DW) leans his opponent on a fence, and then takes a long run-up...he steams towards Shamrock (KR) who scampers outta the way-SMASH!! LESNAR SMASHES THROUGH THE FENCE AND INTO SOMEBODY’S BACK GARDEN! Shamrock has the advantage here as he chokes the champion on a washing line!
A cricket bat lies on the patio, and the challenger picks it up and swings at Lesnar’s head! SWOOSH! Lesnar ducks, and nails a painful low blow! DDT! The champion is back in control as he literally tosses Shamrock (KR) into the patio door, nearly smashing the glass! Fortunately, it looks as though no one is in.
Lesnar (DW) has that cricket bat...SWOOSH-SMASH!! SHAMROCK (KR) DUCKS AND LESNAR TAKES OUT THE GLASS!
WEEEEOW! WEEEEOW! And now the house alarm is going off, as Shamrock (KR) throws the next big thing into a stack of CDs! As Shamrock plans his next move, Lesnar picks up some crap garage music CD case, and whacks him right between the eyes with it!
Shamrock (KR) is down, and Lesnar (DW) is...my gawd, he’s going to push the Television off it’s stand, and right onto the challenger! Shamrock, get out of the way! WHAM! All the breath is knocked out of Shamrock’s lungs, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he’s suffered some internal injuries! Lesnar (DW) lies on top of the TV in a cover position, but the referee (who now has a tissue over his hand) says that doesn’t count!
Lesnar (DW) tries desperately to lift the massive Widescreen TV but he’s struggling...OOOOOOOHHHH! HE’S DROPPED IT ONTO HIS FOOT! Lesnar hops around for a bit and...hey, the front door’s opening! They’re back! It looks like a man, a woman and a little boy.
“Mummy? Why is their a big man trying to hug the TV?”
The couple stare in shock at the carnage, as the alarm continues, surely the Police will be here any minute! “What the HELL are you doing in my house!?” The man rages. The woman just screams and flaps her arms around.
Lesnar (DW) tries to explain that he’s from SRW, but I don’t think that will do any good...the man pushes him over, straight into Ken Shamrock (KR) who pulls him into a pin! 1...2...3!!! Shamrock (KR) has the Hardcore Title! We have a new SRW Hardcore Champion!
Lesnar (DW) is still cradling what could be a broken foot as Ken Shamrock (KR) escapes with his title in hand, followed by the referee! Lesnar tries to follow but he can’t walk, and now the police are here! They’re arresting Lesnar (DW)! And because this took place outside SR Towers...I don’t think SRW can be blamed for any of this!
More unbelievable happenings here at SRW, this just shows anything can happen, and will happen. Will Shamrock (KR) and Teddy Long (Tony) get caught? Lets hope not, because Shamrock is the new Hardcore Champion! What a double whammie for Lesnar (DW), he’s lost his title and he’s been arrested...talk about a bad day at work.
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The winner of this ‘match’, and NEW SRW Hardcore Champion, Ken Shamrock (KR).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS-Sorry for this really crappy match, I just had to try it. :D
Lesnar (DW) smashes Shamrock (KR)’s head onto the bonnet of a BMW, and then lifts him above his head, showing amazing strength! AND HE SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN ONTO THE CONCRETE! He makes a cover, the ref counts, 1...2...and a kick-out. The ref seems to have counted on some glass on the road, his hand is bleeding!
Lesnar (DW) leans his opponent on a fence, and then takes a long run-up...he steams towards Shamrock (KR) who scampers outta the way-SMASH!! LESNAR SMASHES THROUGH THE FENCE AND INTO SOMEBODY’S BACK GARDEN! Shamrock has the advantage here as he chokes the champion on a washing line!
A cricket bat lies on the patio, and the challenger picks it up and swings at Lesnar’s head! SWOOSH! Lesnar ducks, and nails a painful low blow! DDT! The champion is back in control as he literally tosses Shamrock (KR) into the patio door, nearly smashing the glass! Fortunately, it looks as though no one is in.
Lesnar (DW) has that cricket bat...SWOOSH-SMASH!! SHAMROCK (KR) DUCKS AND LESNAR TAKES OUT THE GLASS!
WEEEEOW! WEEEEOW! And now the house alarm is going off, as Shamrock (KR) throws the next big thing into a stack of CDs! As Shamrock plans his next move, Lesnar picks up some crap garage music CD case, and whacks him right between the eyes with it!
Shamrock (KR) is down, and Lesnar (DW) is...my gawd, he’s going to push the Television off it’s stand, and right onto the challenger! Shamrock, get out of the way! WHAM! All the breath is knocked out of Shamrock’s lungs, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he’s suffered some internal injuries! Lesnar (DW) lies on top of the TV in a cover position, but the referee (who now has a tissue over his hand) says that doesn’t count!
Lesnar (DW) tries desperately to lift the massive Widescreen TV but he’s struggling...OOOOOOOHHHH! HE’S DROPPED IT ONTO HIS FOOT! Lesnar hops around for a bit and...hey, the front door’s opening! They’re back! It looks like a man, a woman and a little boy.
“Mummy? Why is their a big man trying to hug the TV?”
The couple stare in shock at the carnage, as the alarm continues, surely the Police will be here any minute! “What the HELL are you doing in my house!?” The man rages. The woman just screams and flaps her arms around.
Lesnar (DW) tries to explain that he’s from SRW, but I don’t think that will do any good...the man pushes him over, straight into Ken Shamrock (KR) who pulls him into a pin! 1...2...3!!! Shamrock (KR) has the Hardcore Title! We have a new SRW Hardcore Champion!
Lesnar (DW) is still cradling what could be a broken foot as Ken Shamrock (KR) escapes with his title in hand, followed by the referee! Lesnar tries to follow but he can’t walk, and now the police are here! They’re arresting Lesnar (DW)! And because this took place outside SR Towers...I don’t think SRW can be blamed for any of this!
More unbelievable happenings here at SRW, this just shows anything can happen, and will happen. Will Shamrock (KR) and Teddy Long (Tony) get caught? Lets hope not, because Shamrock is the new Hardcore Champion! What a double whammie for Lesnar (DW), he’s lost his title and he’s been arrested...talk about a bad day at work.
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The winner of this ‘match’, and NEW SRW Hardcore Champion, Ken Shamrock (KR).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS-Sorry for this really crappy match, I just had to try it. :D
You just don't see the Hardcore title change like that that often.
*remembers the days of Crash as Hardcore Champ*
*remembers the days of Crash as Hardcore Champ*
That wasn't crap.
It was very funny.
Nice 'new' style of match.
It was very funny.
Nice 'new' style of match.
I wouldn't say crap, I would say...different.
:D
Nah, only joking, an entertaining match.
:D
Nah, only joking, an entertaining match.
YAY!!! i won :p
good match
Ant wrote:
Lesnar (DW) tries desperately to lift the massive Widescreen TV but
> he’s struggling...OOOOOOOHHHH! HE’S DROPPED IT ONTO HIS FOOT! Lesnar
> hops around for a bit
now that WAS funny :-)
good match
Ant wrote:
Lesnar (DW) tries desperately to lift the massive Widescreen TV but
> he’s struggling...OOOOOOOHHHH! HE’S DROPPED IT ONTO HIS FOOT! Lesnar
> hops around for a bit
now that WAS funny :-)
It wasn't crap, it was quite funny actually and in some street...I'd hate to see that street now. :D
Great stuff Ant
Great stuff Ant
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse where we’re set for a Hardcore Title match...but we here the action started before the two men even got to the arena! Whoa, look at the Special-Tron! The Hardcore Champion Brock Lesnar (DW) and Ken Shamrock (KR) are fighting it out on the some suburban street!
Lesnar (DW) smashes Shamrock (KR)’s head onto the bonnet of a BMW, and then lifts him above his head, showing amazing strength! AND HE SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN ONTO THE CONCRETE! He makes a cover, the ref counts, 1...2...and a kick-out. The ref seems to have counted on some glass on the road, his hand is bleeding!
Lesnar (DW) leans his opponent on a fence, and then takes a long run-up...he steams towards Shamrock (KR) who scampers outta the way-SMASH!! LESNAR SMASHES THROUGH THE FENCE AND INTO SOMEBODY’S BACK GARDEN! Shamrock has the advantage here as he chokes the champion on a washing line!
A cricket bat lies on the patio, and the challenger picks it up and swings at Lesnar’s head! SWOOSH! Lesnar ducks, and nails a painful low blow! DDT! The champion is back in control as he literally tosses Shamrock (KR) into the patio door, nearly smashing the glass! Fortunately, it looks as though no one is in.
Lesnar (DW) has that cricket bat...SWOOSH-SMASH!! SHAMROCK (KR) DUCKS AND LESNAR TAKES OUT THE GLASS!
WEEEEOW! WEEEEOW! And now the house alarm is going off, as Shamrock (KR) throws the next big thing into a stack of CDs! As Shamrock plans his next move, Lesnar picks up some crap garage music CD case, and whacks him right between the eyes with it!
Shamrock (KR) is down, and Lesnar (DW) is...my gawd, he’s going to push the Television off it’s stand, and right onto the challenger! Shamrock, get out of the way! WHAM! All the breath is knocked out of Shamrock’s lungs, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he’s suffered some internal injuries! Lesnar (DW) lies on top of the TV in a cover position, but the referee (who now has a tissue over his hand) says that doesn’t count!
Lesnar (DW) tries desperately to lift the massive Widescreen TV but he’s struggling...OOOOOOOHHHH! HE’S DROPPED IT ONTO HIS FOOT! Lesnar hops around for a bit and...hey, the front door’s opening! They’re back! It looks like a man, a woman and a little boy.
“Mummy? Why is their a big man trying to hug the TV?”
The couple stare in shock at the carnage, as the alarm continues, surely the Police will be here any minute! “What the HELL are you doing in my house!?” The man rages. The woman just screams and flaps her arms around.
Lesnar (DW) tries to explain that he’s from SRW, but I don’t think that will do any good...the man pushes him over, straight into Ken Shamrock (KR) who pulls him into a pin! 1...2...3!!! Shamrock (KR) has the Hardcore Title! We have a new SRW Hardcore Champion!
Lesnar (DW) is still cradling what could be a broken foot as Ken Shamrock (KR) escapes with his title in hand, followed by the referee! Lesnar tries to follow but he can’t walk, and now the police are here! They’re arresting Lesnar (DW)! And because this took place outside SR Towers...I don’t think SRW can be blamed for any of this!
More unbelievable happenings here at SRW, this just shows anything can happen, and will happen. Will Shamrock (KR) and Teddy Long (Tony) get caught? Lets hope not, because Shamrock is the new Hardcore Champion! What a double whammie for Lesnar (DW), he’s lost his title and he’s been arrested...talk about a bad day at work.
________________________________
The winner of this ‘match’, and NEW SRW Hardcore Champion, Ken Shamrock (KR).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS-Sorry for this really crappy match, I just had to try it. :D
Lesnar (DW) smashes Shamrock (KR)’s head onto the bonnet of a BMW, and then lifts him above his head, showing amazing strength! AND HE SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN ONTO THE CONCRETE! He makes a cover, the ref counts, 1...2...and a kick-out. The ref seems to have counted on some glass on the road, his hand is bleeding!
Lesnar (DW) leans his opponent on a fence, and then takes a long run-up...he steams towards Shamrock (KR) who scampers outta the way-SMASH!! LESNAR SMASHES THROUGH THE FENCE AND INTO SOMEBODY’S BACK GARDEN! Shamrock has the advantage here as he chokes the champion on a washing line!
A cricket bat lies on the patio, and the challenger picks it up and swings at Lesnar’s head! SWOOSH! Lesnar ducks, and nails a painful low blow! DDT! The champion is back in control as he literally tosses Shamrock (KR) into the patio door, nearly smashing the glass! Fortunately, it looks as though no one is in.
Lesnar (DW) has that cricket bat...SWOOSH-SMASH!! SHAMROCK (KR) DUCKS AND LESNAR TAKES OUT THE GLASS!
WEEEEOW! WEEEEOW! And now the house alarm is going off, as Shamrock (KR) throws the next big thing into a stack of CDs! As Shamrock plans his next move, Lesnar picks up some crap garage music CD case, and whacks him right between the eyes with it!
Shamrock (KR) is down, and Lesnar (DW) is...my gawd, he’s going to push the Television off it’s stand, and right onto the challenger! Shamrock, get out of the way! WHAM! All the breath is knocked out of Shamrock’s lungs, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he’s suffered some internal injuries! Lesnar (DW) lies on top of the TV in a cover position, but the referee (who now has a tissue over his hand) says that doesn’t count!
Lesnar (DW) tries desperately to lift the massive Widescreen TV but he’s struggling...OOOOOOOHHHH! HE’S DROPPED IT ONTO HIS FOOT! Lesnar hops around for a bit and...hey, the front door’s opening! They’re back! It looks like a man, a woman and a little boy.
“Mummy? Why is their a big man trying to hug the TV?”
The couple stare in shock at the carnage, as the alarm continues, surely the Police will be here any minute! “What the HELL are you doing in my house!?” The man rages. The woman just screams and flaps her arms around.
Lesnar (DW) tries to explain that he’s from SRW, but I don’t think that will do any good...the man pushes him over, straight into Ken Shamrock (KR) who pulls him into a pin! 1...2...3!!! Shamrock (KR) has the Hardcore Title! We have a new SRW Hardcore Champion!
Lesnar (DW) is still cradling what could be a broken foot as Ken Shamrock (KR) escapes with his title in hand, followed by the referee! Lesnar tries to follow but he can’t walk, and now the police are here! They’re arresting Lesnar (DW)! And because this took place outside SR Towers...I don’t think SRW can be blamed for any of this!
More unbelievable happenings here at SRW, this just shows anything can happen, and will happen. Will Shamrock (KR) and Teddy Long (Tony) get caught? Lets hope not, because Shamrock is the new Hardcore Champion! What a double whammie for Lesnar (DW), he’s lost his title and he’s been arrested...talk about a bad day at work.
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The winner of this ‘match’, and NEW SRW Hardcore Champion, Ken Shamrock (KR).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS-Sorry for this really crappy match, I just had to try it. :D