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The actual console is in the shape of a Pentagon.
It has a 254-bit processor with a built in phone and fax machine.
The controllers are circular which is cut up into four quarters, one quarter with an analogue stick, another with a D-pad, the third with buttons A and B, also the last quarter with the C-buttons (left, up, down and right) each quarter is detachable and attachable so if you want to use the analogue stick then make it easy and remove the d-pad. There is an L1, L2, R1, R2 and even an M1 and an M2 each in-between the L and R buttons.
The console takes discs or cartridges so it will play Nintendo’s, Sony’s Microsoft’s and sega’s games.
It even plays normal videos and DVDs.
The console has amazing games and like Nintendo have Mario and Luigi, Sony have Crash Bandicoot, and Sega have Sonic. The Sazer’s Dream Machine has Seeping Sigger, which is like a Perfect Dark like First person shooter.
One of its great games is 3D action movie maker with a microphone to record your own dialogue, and it automatically animates the character lips whilst they are speaking
One other MUST BUY game is Total War, It has lots of characters from famous games such as:
Lara Croft
Johanna Dark etc
This game is basically just a combat simulator only, because the combat simulator is the whole game so it is a lot more detailed than combat simulators off previous games, you can have up to 60 people at a time, that’s an amazing 30 a side. Hence the name “Total War” it’s a first person shooter like Unreal Tournament.
It has a special memory card that can be used as a controller, and can be used as a hand-held.
It has got a built in modem with instant Internet access to broadband Internet. You can download things within 2 seconds to the amazing sazzer’s Dream Machine hard drive. You can email games to your friends so you could buy one game and sell it half price to each of your friends.
It has a built in cheat card that you can keep adding cheats to, one game is a cheat maker and you can make your own cheats for any game. For instance; invincibility on Perfect Dark or even become Ninja on Metal Gear Solid.
We’ve all heard of the Gamboy Advance but this is just out-standing, the Sazer’s searge is like Gameboy Advance but it is actually a Mobile phone N64, it still has the phone but has the built in console with the Internet to download games. You can take the disc out of the back of the Sazer’s Dream Machine and slot it into the back of the Sazer’s Searge to play the Sazer’s Dream Machine games with it’s quality as well.
The Sazer’s Dream Machine has a printer at the back of the pentagon and you can print off any screen during a game for instance.
The actual console is in the shape of a Pentagon.
It has a 254-bit processor with a built in phone and fax machine.
The controllers are circular which is cut up into four quarters, one quarter with an analogue stick, another with a D-pad, the third with buttons A and B, also the last quarter with the C-buttons (left, up, down and right) each quarter is detachable and attachable so if you want to use the analogue stick then make it easy and remove the d-pad. There is an L1, L2, R1, R2 and even an M1 and an M2 each in-between the L and R buttons.
The console takes discs or cartridges so it will play Nintendo’s, Sony’s Microsoft’s and sega’s games.
It even plays normal videos and DVDs.
The console has amazing games and like Nintendo have Mario and Luigi, Sony have Crash Bandicoot, and Sega have Sonic. The Sazer’s Dream Machine has Seeping Sigger, which is like a Perfect Dark like First person shooter.
One of its great games is 3D action movie maker with a microphone to record your own dialogue, and it automatically animates the character lips whilst they are speaking
One other MUST BUY game is Total War, It has lots of characters from famous games such as:
Lara Croft
Johanna Dark etc
This game is basically just a combat simulator only, because the combat simulator is the whole game so it is a lot more detailed than combat simulators off previous games, you can have up to 60 people at a time, that’s an amazing 30 a side. Hence the name “Total War” it’s a first person shooter like Unreal Tournament.
It has a special memory card that can be used as a controller, and can be used as a hand-held.
It has got a built in modem with instant Internet access to broadband Internet. You can download things within 2 seconds to the amazing sazzer’s Dream Machine hard drive. You can email games to your friends so you could buy one game and sell it half price to each of your friends.
It has a built in cheat card that you can keep adding cheats to, one game is a cheat maker and you can make your own cheats for any game. For instance; invincibility on Perfect Dark or even become Ninja on Metal Gear Solid.
We’ve all heard of the Gamboy Advance but this is just out-standing, the Sazer’s searge is like Gameboy Advance but it is actually a Mobile phone N64, it still has the phone but has the built in console with the Internet to download games. You can take the disc out of the back of the Sazer’s Dream Machine and slot it into the back of the Sazer’s Searge to play the Sazer’s Dream Machine games with it’s quality as well.
The Sazer’s Dream Machine has a printer at the back of the pentagon and you can print off any screen during a game for instance.