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NASA have recentley revealed a new initiative in the hope of discovering other forms of life in far away galaxies. However, rather than exploring space to discover evidence of such life, NASA's new strategy is based on the principle of attracting aliens to earth: thus saving us all time, money and effort.
This is to be achieved by a cunning global marketing ploy: 'The Universal Disco-Ball Project'. This will involve everyone in the world laying out every CD, DVD and CD/DVD game they own to create a blanket of discs that will cover every inch of the planet. All of these dics must also be placed shiny-side up to create a mirrored surface on the ground.
If there are enough participants, Earth will be converted into a giant sparkling disco-glitter-ball, reflecting the sun's rays, and turning the whole Milky Way into a groovy, funk-filled discotheque. When any passing aliens cruise by in their spaceships, they will be drawn to what they think is a giant night-club... and will make their presence known.
Mankind can then either kill all the aliens (just to be on the safe side) or extend the 'Universal Disco-Ball Project' to new levels. This would mean genuinely converting the galaxy into a genuine inter-galactic nightclub, attracting alien tourists and investment from the furthest reaches of the universe. I'd be the DJ and everyone else would be bar staff and bouncers.
I can't see the project being anything other than an overwhelming success.
This is to be achieved by a cunning global marketing ploy: 'The Universal Disco-Ball Project'. This will involve everyone in the world laying out every CD, DVD and CD/DVD game they own to create a blanket of discs that will cover every inch of the planet. All of these dics must also be placed shiny-side up to create a mirrored surface on the ground.
If there are enough participants, Earth will be converted into a giant sparkling disco-glitter-ball, reflecting the sun's rays, and turning the whole Milky Way into a groovy, funk-filled discotheque. When any passing aliens cruise by in their spaceships, they will be drawn to what they think is a giant night-club... and will make their presence known.
Mankind can then either kill all the aliens (just to be on the safe side) or extend the 'Universal Disco-Ball Project' to new levels. This would mean genuinely converting the galaxy into a genuine inter-galactic nightclub, attracting alien tourists and investment from the furthest reaches of the universe. I'd be the DJ and everyone else would be bar staff and bouncers.
I can't see the project being anything other than an overwhelming success.
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NASA have recentley revealed a new initiative in the hope of discovering other forms of life in far away galaxies. However, rather than exploring space to discover evidence of such life, NASA's new strategy is based on the principle of attracting aliens to earth: thus saving us all time, money and effort.
This is to be achieved by a cunning global marketing ploy: 'The Universal Disco-Ball Project'. This will involve everyone in the world laying out every CD, DVD and CD/DVD game they own to create a blanket of discs that will cover every inch of the planet. All of these dics must also be placed shiny-side up to create a mirrored surface on the ground.
If there are enough participants, Earth will be converted into a giant sparkling disco-glitter-ball, reflecting the sun's rays, and turning the whole Milky Way into a groovy, funk-filled discotheque. When any passing aliens cruise by in their spaceships, they will be drawn to what they think is a giant night-club... and will make their presence known.
Mankind can then either kill all the aliens (just to be on the safe side) or extend the 'Universal Disco-Ball Project' to new levels. This would mean genuinely converting the galaxy into a genuine inter-galactic nightclub, attracting alien tourists and investment from the furthest reaches of the universe. I'd be the DJ and everyone else would be bar staff and bouncers.
I can't see the project being anything other than an overwhelming success.
This is to be achieved by a cunning global marketing ploy: 'The Universal Disco-Ball Project'. This will involve everyone in the world laying out every CD, DVD and CD/DVD game they own to create a blanket of discs that will cover every inch of the planet. All of these dics must also be placed shiny-side up to create a mirrored surface on the ground.
If there are enough participants, Earth will be converted into a giant sparkling disco-glitter-ball, reflecting the sun's rays, and turning the whole Milky Way into a groovy, funk-filled discotheque. When any passing aliens cruise by in their spaceships, they will be drawn to what they think is a giant night-club... and will make their presence known.
Mankind can then either kill all the aliens (just to be on the safe side) or extend the 'Universal Disco-Ball Project' to new levels. This would mean genuinely converting the galaxy into a genuine inter-galactic nightclub, attracting alien tourists and investment from the furthest reaches of the universe. I'd be the DJ and everyone else would be bar staff and bouncers.
I can't see the project being anything other than an overwhelming success.