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Has anyone ever been robbed in their house. Has your console been stolen at all. Probably not, but if it has then sorry about that. Anyway I have the solution to this major problem and it may make you laugh or it may make you want to build one but I'm here to entertain. My topic shows some security ideas specifically designed to keep your console safe from people like me... I mean I... mean you. Wait. It just keeps it safe okay.
The consoles now are quite bigger that the Mega Drive and the Nes but these products will make sure they stay in your house. Firstly have you ever seen the Simpsons episode where the whole town gets modern security systems. If so then you'll know what I mean. Anyway the thief enters the door and trys to pick up your console. But this device senses danger like a house alarm does only the console grows two metallic legs and runs off out of the room. Problems with this product is that there is a high probability that it will set on fire. A 78% chance so this is widely popular with the friends playing jokes on other friends.
Another product is the electrical fence safe. Al you need to do is buy this product and place you console inside on the rubber hooks and turn it on. The way in which it stops your console being stolen is by electricuting anything that touches the fence. Very handy but just remember to turn it off before playing it.
There is also the guard dog, which may be a little expensive, but well worth the money. It has been specifically trained to attack all trespassers except you and 4 other people so if there are six in your family, make sure one of them never ever goes into your room. This dog also is trained to clean your console regularly while you are out working. It is great overall and is very reliable unless it's blown away with a shotgun.
Another idea is the invisibility cloak. This handy piece of equipment makes your Gamecube disappear for 10 hours every one. This confuses all thieves that are trying to find it. You may need a supply of these to keep your console hidden. Only problem is if you use the invisibility cloak really late at night then next day your console will remain invisible while your playing it. This may cause problems and again this product is popular with the kids playing pranks on friends.
My last product is the horrible horrible music security item. This nasty product is a master piece. The way it works is like this. Firstly the thief enters the room and walks through the door or climbs through the window. But this is okay because there is a piece of string at each entrance. The thief then touches this string and this string is connected to a punch glove on a spring. Once the string is pulled away the punching glove hits the button on a stereo and plays the worst music you've ever heard. This should then make the thief either kill himself or run out of the building in panic. What about you though? Well, you will have ear protectors and so will your family. Only problem with this product is if you accidently press the button during the day. Then you're in trouble.
So as you can see none of these products are very reliable and some are quite dangerous. But does it matter as it does it's job and you are happy. I hope you've enjoyed this topic.
Thanks for reading.
The consoles now are quite bigger that the Mega Drive and the Nes but these products will make sure they stay in your house. Firstly have you ever seen the Simpsons episode where the whole town gets modern security systems. If so then you'll know what I mean. Anyway the thief enters the door and trys to pick up your console. But this device senses danger like a house alarm does only the console grows two metallic legs and runs off out of the room. Problems with this product is that there is a high probability that it will set on fire. A 78% chance so this is widely popular with the friends playing jokes on other friends.
Another product is the electrical fence safe. Al you need to do is buy this product and place you console inside on the rubber hooks and turn it on. The way in which it stops your console being stolen is by electricuting anything that touches the fence. Very handy but just remember to turn it off before playing it.
There is also the guard dog, which may be a little expensive, but well worth the money. It has been specifically trained to attack all trespassers except you and 4 other people so if there are six in your family, make sure one of them never ever goes into your room. This dog also is trained to clean your console regularly while you are out working. It is great overall and is very reliable unless it's blown away with a shotgun.
Another idea is the invisibility cloak. This handy piece of equipment makes your Gamecube disappear for 10 hours every one. This confuses all thieves that are trying to find it. You may need a supply of these to keep your console hidden. Only problem is if you use the invisibility cloak really late at night then next day your console will remain invisible while your playing it. This may cause problems and again this product is popular with the kids playing pranks on friends.
My last product is the horrible horrible music security item. This nasty product is a master piece. The way it works is like this. Firstly the thief enters the room and walks through the door or climbs through the window. But this is okay because there is a piece of string at each entrance. The thief then touches this string and this string is connected to a punch glove on a spring. Once the string is pulled away the punching glove hits the button on a stereo and plays the worst music you've ever heard. This should then make the thief either kill himself or run out of the building in panic. What about you though? Well, you will have ear protectors and so will your family. Only problem with this product is if you accidently press the button during the day. Then you're in trouble.
So as you can see none of these products are very reliable and some are quite dangerous. But does it matter as it does it's job and you are happy. I hope you've enjoyed this topic.
Thanks for reading.
Locking doors is boring. That way we get great posts like this.
Cool post Ghost Killer. That made me laugh.
Yep that is 3 I've done. But only because I enjoy doing this.
Yet another great post man. It was quite funny. Is that 3 you've done today. You're on a roll.
It's not any fun that way though is it?
Your on a bit of a high today. Another neat topic :D But personally I prefer the more sane approach by locking the doors.
Has anyone ever been robbed in their house. Has your console been stolen at all. Probably not, but if it has then sorry about that. Anyway I have the solution to this major problem and it may make you laugh or it may make you want to build one but I'm here to entertain. My topic shows some security ideas specifically designed to keep your console safe from people like me... I mean I... mean you. Wait. It just keeps it safe okay.
The consoles now are quite bigger that the Mega Drive and the Nes but these products will make sure they stay in your house. Firstly have you ever seen the Simpsons episode where the whole town gets modern security systems. If so then you'll know what I mean. Anyway the thief enters the door and trys to pick up your console. But this device senses danger like a house alarm does only the console grows two metallic legs and runs off out of the room. Problems with this product is that there is a high probability that it will set on fire. A 78% chance so this is widely popular with the friends playing jokes on other friends.
Another product is the electrical fence safe. Al you need to do is buy this product and place you console inside on the rubber hooks and turn it on. The way in which it stops your console being stolen is by electricuting anything that touches the fence. Very handy but just remember to turn it off before playing it.
There is also the guard dog, which may be a little expensive, but well worth the money. It has been specifically trained to attack all trespassers except you and 4 other people so if there are six in your family, make sure one of them never ever goes into your room. This dog also is trained to clean your console regularly while you are out working. It is great overall and is very reliable unless it's blown away with a shotgun.
Another idea is the invisibility cloak. This handy piece of equipment makes your Gamecube disappear for 10 hours every one. This confuses all thieves that are trying to find it. You may need a supply of these to keep your console hidden. Only problem is if you use the invisibility cloak really late at night then next day your console will remain invisible while your playing it. This may cause problems and again this product is popular with the kids playing pranks on friends.
My last product is the horrible horrible music security item. This nasty product is a master piece. The way it works is like this. Firstly the thief enters the room and walks through the door or climbs through the window. But this is okay because there is a piece of string at each entrance. The thief then touches this string and this string is connected to a punch glove on a spring. Once the string is pulled away the punching glove hits the button on a stereo and plays the worst music you've ever heard. This should then make the thief either kill himself or run out of the building in panic. What about you though? Well, you will have ear protectors and so will your family. Only problem with this product is if you accidently press the button during the day. Then you're in trouble.
So as you can see none of these products are very reliable and some are quite dangerous. But does it matter as it does it's job and you are happy. I hope you've enjoyed this topic.
Thanks for reading.
The consoles now are quite bigger that the Mega Drive and the Nes but these products will make sure they stay in your house. Firstly have you ever seen the Simpsons episode where the whole town gets modern security systems. If so then you'll know what I mean. Anyway the thief enters the door and trys to pick up your console. But this device senses danger like a house alarm does only the console grows two metallic legs and runs off out of the room. Problems with this product is that there is a high probability that it will set on fire. A 78% chance so this is widely popular with the friends playing jokes on other friends.
Another product is the electrical fence safe. Al you need to do is buy this product and place you console inside on the rubber hooks and turn it on. The way in which it stops your console being stolen is by electricuting anything that touches the fence. Very handy but just remember to turn it off before playing it.
There is also the guard dog, which may be a little expensive, but well worth the money. It has been specifically trained to attack all trespassers except you and 4 other people so if there are six in your family, make sure one of them never ever goes into your room. This dog also is trained to clean your console regularly while you are out working. It is great overall and is very reliable unless it's blown away with a shotgun.
Another idea is the invisibility cloak. This handy piece of equipment makes your Gamecube disappear for 10 hours every one. This confuses all thieves that are trying to find it. You may need a supply of these to keep your console hidden. Only problem is if you use the invisibility cloak really late at night then next day your console will remain invisible while your playing it. This may cause problems and again this product is popular with the kids playing pranks on friends.
My last product is the horrible horrible music security item. This nasty product is a master piece. The way it works is like this. Firstly the thief enters the room and walks through the door or climbs through the window. But this is okay because there is a piece of string at each entrance. The thief then touches this string and this string is connected to a punch glove on a spring. Once the string is pulled away the punching glove hits the button on a stereo and plays the worst music you've ever heard. This should then make the thief either kill himself or run out of the building in panic. What about you though? Well, you will have ear protectors and so will your family. Only problem with this product is if you accidently press the button during the day. Then you're in trouble.
So as you can see none of these products are very reliable and some are quite dangerous. But does it matter as it does it's job and you are happy. I hope you've enjoyed this topic.
Thanks for reading.