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I read the following the other day in the great Tome: Why I predict that Amiga vs Atari ST arguements will be the cornerstone of civilisation and other related topics, by the great man himself Nostradamus.
Nostradamus interestingly wrote:
When the World enters into a new Millennium there will be one man of unimaginable riches. He shall command great armies of the geek and mild, with all prepared to sing his name in unison. His name shall be an entrance for all to come and gaze upon him adoringly, through his product so transparent in it’s complexity. There will be a gnashing of teeth and much wailing at the constant metamorphosis of the product, forcing all to pay tithe to the new Lord or face obsolescence.
He also foresaw:
A terrible Dragon known as the Patch, will rear it’s fiery head whenever the Sun is betwixt the Moon in wane and the Daemon called “hastily released game without any consideration”, appears.
Most amazingly he predicted:
One of such base intelligence will be born, who will show his total lack of the cognitive by posting a plagiarism of such poor quality on the SR Website (I can see this quite clearly being a great place to buy things called “computer games” and I am sure that the staff will be fantastic people) that the immortal words “Meanwhile check out the screenshots below” shall follow him always.
With the greatest of clarity he also knew:
The great iconoclast of anyone’s lifetime, especially yours, shall be that of Gordon the Freeman. His teachings on the “Half-Life” will enlighten us all. Many shall follow his ways, shooting caps into Zombie homeboys and whacking those of the Science in the head with a great Carrion shaped iron bar.
Finally and most perceptively he said:
When all is said and done I’d rather play on me Playstation than watch the Generation game. Or Cilla’s Blind Date, blimey that show is going to be awful. Still the Scandinavian Super Model Nude Wrestling commissioned by the BBC will prove popular in 2003....
Nostradamus interestingly wrote:
When the World enters into a new Millennium there will be one man of unimaginable riches. He shall command great armies of the geek and mild, with all prepared to sing his name in unison. His name shall be an entrance for all to come and gaze upon him adoringly, through his product so transparent in it’s complexity. There will be a gnashing of teeth and much wailing at the constant metamorphosis of the product, forcing all to pay tithe to the new Lord or face obsolescence.
He also foresaw:
A terrible Dragon known as the Patch, will rear it’s fiery head whenever the Sun is betwixt the Moon in wane and the Daemon called “hastily released game without any consideration”, appears.
Most amazingly he predicted:
One of such base intelligence will be born, who will show his total lack of the cognitive by posting a plagiarism of such poor quality on the SR Website (I can see this quite clearly being a great place to buy things called “computer games” and I am sure that the staff will be fantastic people) that the immortal words “Meanwhile check out the screenshots below” shall follow him always.
With the greatest of clarity he also knew:
The great iconoclast of anyone’s lifetime, especially yours, shall be that of Gordon the Freeman. His teachings on the “Half-Life” will enlighten us all. Many shall follow his ways, shooting caps into Zombie homeboys and whacking those of the Science in the head with a great Carrion shaped iron bar.
Finally and most perceptively he said:
When all is said and done I’d rather play on me Playstation than watch the Generation game. Or Cilla’s Blind Date, blimey that show is going to be awful. Still the Scandinavian Super Model Nude Wrestling commissioned by the BBC will prove popular in 2003....
how you do it i don,t know.
every time you post you bring out wonderful pieces of comedy.
well done, good post
every time you post you bring out wonderful pieces of comedy.
well done, good post
But did he predict that I was going to reply saying "Socks"? See, not that good, is he?
I read the following the other day in the great Tome: Why I predict that Amiga vs Atari ST arguements will be the cornerstone of civilisation and other related topics, by the great man himself Nostradamus.
Nostradamus interestingly wrote:
When the World enters into a new Millennium there will be one man of unimaginable riches. He shall command great armies of the geek and mild, with all prepared to sing his name in unison. His name shall be an entrance for all to come and gaze upon him adoringly, through his product so transparent in it’s complexity. There will be a gnashing of teeth and much wailing at the constant metamorphosis of the product, forcing all to pay tithe to the new Lord or face obsolescence.
He also foresaw:
A terrible Dragon known as the Patch, will rear it’s fiery head whenever the Sun is betwixt the Moon in wane and the Daemon called “hastily released game without any consideration”, appears.
Most amazingly he predicted:
One of such base intelligence will be born, who will show his total lack of the cognitive by posting a plagiarism of such poor quality on the SR Website (I can see this quite clearly being a great place to buy things called “computer games” and I am sure that the staff will be fantastic people) that the immortal words “Meanwhile check out the screenshots below” shall follow him always.
With the greatest of clarity he also knew:
The great iconoclast of anyone’s lifetime, especially yours, shall be that of Gordon the Freeman. His teachings on the “Half-Life” will enlighten us all. Many shall follow his ways, shooting caps into Zombie homeboys and whacking those of the Science in the head with a great Carrion shaped iron bar.
Finally and most perceptively he said:
When all is said and done I’d rather play on me Playstation than watch the Generation game. Or Cilla’s Blind Date, blimey that show is going to be awful. Still the Scandinavian Super Model Nude Wrestling commissioned by the BBC will prove popular in 2003....
Nostradamus interestingly wrote:
When the World enters into a new Millennium there will be one man of unimaginable riches. He shall command great armies of the geek and mild, with all prepared to sing his name in unison. His name shall be an entrance for all to come and gaze upon him adoringly, through his product so transparent in it’s complexity. There will be a gnashing of teeth and much wailing at the constant metamorphosis of the product, forcing all to pay tithe to the new Lord or face obsolescence.
He also foresaw:
A terrible Dragon known as the Patch, will rear it’s fiery head whenever the Sun is betwixt the Moon in wane and the Daemon called “hastily released game without any consideration”, appears.
Most amazingly he predicted:
One of such base intelligence will be born, who will show his total lack of the cognitive by posting a plagiarism of such poor quality on the SR Website (I can see this quite clearly being a great place to buy things called “computer games” and I am sure that the staff will be fantastic people) that the immortal words “Meanwhile check out the screenshots below” shall follow him always.
With the greatest of clarity he also knew:
The great iconoclast of anyone’s lifetime, especially yours, shall be that of Gordon the Freeman. His teachings on the “Half-Life” will enlighten us all. Many shall follow his ways, shooting caps into Zombie homeboys and whacking those of the Science in the head with a great Carrion shaped iron bar.
Finally and most perceptively he said:
When all is said and done I’d rather play on me Playstation than watch the Generation game. Or Cilla’s Blind Date, blimey that show is going to be awful. Still the Scandinavian Super Model Nude Wrestling commissioned by the BBC will prove popular in 2003....